There is a kind of throwing soap and a kind of confession

Chi Feitian was so rewarded by the local tyrant, his whole body felt light. He thought seriously, whether he has been promoted from a third-rate writer to a second-rate writer now.

Originally, he was just bored to pass the time, so he wrote a random story about upgrading on [-]. We don’t earn much as editors, it’s like moving bricks, we are all supported by our dreams!

The editor has to say this to every author, and every time he says it, he feels a holy and innocent little angel floating behind him.

At that time, Chi Feitian's restaurant was already on the right track, but it was still very green in online literature. I felt that editing was a sacred profession, full of maternal aura, so I gratefully replied: Editor, resign!Come and work in my shop!I paid for the plane ticket!Absolutely!right!Compare!move!brick!want!light!loose!

EDIT: ...Fuck off!

It doesn’t matter if no one reads it. Anyway, he has a fast hand and a lot of time, and he doesn’t stop at the daily shift. It’s quite flattering to get a perfect attendance award. Who knows that his article later attracted a group of strange readers. Waving the banner of Song Chi Di Tian, ​​clamoring for falling in love with this pair of CPs and not regretting it, they can fight for another 500 years.

The editor was in a hurry, and rushed to Chi Feitian: You can arrange a heroine for your article, why hasn't the heroine appeared after more than 200 chapters!

Chi Feitian: Have you ever seen a heroine in Journey to the West?

EDIT: Haven't seen it.

Chi Feitian: That's it.

EDIT: Oh, makes sense.

After 10 minutes, the editor kicked up again, furious: But your title is "Journey to the East", not Journey to the West!

Editor Xiaozhi reasoned with emotion: You should arrange a heroine. Recently, your articles are almost flooded by a group of rotten girls. It’s not good for a male channel website to have such a situation. The brotherhood you wrote What is it like to be masturbated by them?

Chi Feitian accepted it humbly.

...and then never change after repeated admonition.

From then on, every ten chapters, a heroine appears, and after another ten chapters, a heroine dies.

Speaking of it, it is also a legendary story in the seven-point male video world...

Chi Feitian went to the forums that he often visits, and sure enough, after the appearance of the Golden League and the Silver League, he also became popular in the forum.

There is a saying that if you love him, don't mention him on the forum. It seems that those who mention him must not love him.

A post that pinched his fine score before was locked by the editor and the moderator, so it quickly sank. In addition, there are two other posts with a high number of hits.

Chi Feitian clicked on one of the posts, "What the hell is written by [-] Shuiju before going to bed?" It's only three o'clock in the afternoon, and the host went to bed so early...?

Chi Feitian said it was incredible.

The group of people below were very noisy, and most of them said that after reading the first three chapters of his article, they didn't want to read it, too!Dry!dry!

But in order to comment on this post professionally, I still gritted my teeth and read it. The book friend who saw a hundred chapters said: "What the hell is this about? It's a hundred chapters. What about the heroine? It's also a day. The two men fought and killed the whole time, the left hand and the right hand replayed a hundred times in slow motion! Why don’t you watch the sequel of Journey to the West!”

Someone at the bottom said in tears: "Stop talking, anyway, you only read a hundred chapters. I persisted until more than 200 chapters and finally saw the heroine. I just entered it myself, fell in love with the heroine, and the heroine died. Well, the way of death is still turning into a butterfly and flying away, can the author have some snacks..."

Someone gloated and said: "Hahaha, please accept my knees for the dedicated group above!"

Chi Feitian looked at it casually, and suddenly his eyelids twitched wildly. Sure enough, the jumping figures of elementary school students filled countless floors, and he accused with righteous indignation: "How can you say that? You don't know him at all. You don't know anything. You are too bad." Already!"

Book friends said one after another: "Damn flash, here comes the idiot fan again!"

Chi Feitian: "..."

Chi Feitian opened another post with a higher floor.

"No one came to [-] at [-]:[-] this afternoon, did Weibo big v Sun Wuse confess his love to us?"

"Does the original poster have Internet access? I saw it a long time ago, Sun Wuse's fans are all blown up!"

"Sun Wu's color is so good, Su is so good, the girl's heart is revived!"

"I feel like falling in love with Sun Wuse and Shui Yeda again..."

"Oh my god, the local tyrant's affectionate and domineering attack vs the high-cold and ascetic author's shou, it's so cute!"

Chi Feitian: "..."

What are you talking about? I can't understand a single word.

He turned to the subject of the post and looked at the blood-red title. "August [-] Sun Wu Se and Shui Yeda's Past and Present! "Chi Feitian: "..."

At this moment, Chi Feitian just wanted to growl, who is the cold and restrained person? I'm not cold at all, okay? How can you say that about me? You don't know me at all, you don't know anything!

……

Chi Feitian stepped on the editor, sent the address of the post, and asked: What are they talking about?

Edit: (#‵′) You haven’t been on Weibo for hundreds of years?I thought you knew it.

Chi Feitian: Know what?

Edit: Welcome to Mrs. Dasheng O(∩_∩)O～

Chi Feitian: ...

Chi Feitian searched for a long time, and found the small notebook with the Weibo password. The small notebook is almost an antique in the corner. His Weibo account is rarely used. It is a work account registered for him by the editor, but If there is anything, he usually goes directly to the editor.

As soon as the Weibo page was opened, the message notifications had already been maxed out. Chi Feitian didn't have time to read the private messages of the unfollowed people, so he directly clicked on his homepage.

The number of comments at the bottom of the homepage has increased out of thin air. Click to open it, and there is a large area.

"Welcome Madam Dasheng!"

"Welcome Madam Dasheng!"

"Welcome Madam Dasheng!"

"Welcome Madam Dasheng!"

……

The cause of the incident was that Weibo big v Sun Wuse hit him at 520:520 this afternoon, and offered [-] million red envelopes on Weibo and bought [-] love roses.

That's right, it's really 520 million. Chi Feitian was shocked by the row of zeros. After realizing it, he immediately checked his Weibo wallet. Oh, it's really 520 million!Is this local tyrant out of his mind?

@孙悟色: Come and give birth to a monkey for me @百点作家—水 also.

Chi Feitian's homepage was covered with 520 roses, and as far as the eye could see, it was blood red—in addition to the friendly pink bubbles, there were also the words "Strangle this love rival little fairy!" "Why do I love you?" painted by Sun Wu's wife. Raise the torch in your hand and burn it!"

Little goblin Chi Feitian said: How could you say that about me? How could you treat me like this? You don't know me at all! You don't know anything!

……

Chi Feitian has been on Baidu for a long time before he was popularized by kind people. Recently, there is a particularly popular mobile game in which the anime character Sun Wuse is so handsome. The movie is popular, and I plan to buy the IP at the end of the year and plan to make it into a movie.

Sun Wuse is a big v on Weibo, the founder of this mobile game, and is also hailed as the representative of Sun Wuse by fans. There are more than 900 million fans, and there are more than 900 million people who call him husband Well, there are a lot of wife fans, girlfriend fans, and base friend fans!

But what does this have to do with him as a third-rate author?Except for a little envy...

Why is this big V so full...

The editor really couldn't stand Chi Feitian's dullness, and pointed out: The one who rewarded you with the gold and silver leaders is Sun Wuse!He has shown his love with great fanfare, and you still want to accept it without refusing!

Chi Feitian: ...

Chi Feitian: Don't you know me yet? I'm not this kind of person at all!

EDIT: Huh ==

Chi Feitian: By the way, do you want to come to work?It is more profitable than moving bricks.

EDIT: ...Fuck off!

Chi Feitian searched on Weibo. This mobile game has been popular for three months. Since he is not interested in this aspect and hasn't been on Weibo much, he doesn't know at all.Take a look at the gif picture of netizen po, the great sage in it is really handsome.The body is like black iron, the eyes are golden, the red robe is hunting, and the drums are beating.

Sun Wuse has a lot of fans, and there is a lot of "Great Sage, I want to give birth to a monkey for you" under the comment.

The number of comments on a recent Weibo showing love is even more explosive.

"Feeling tired, not love!"

"We need to form a group to kill the love rival, little bitch, so hold me tight!"

"If there is water, Da Da will give birth to monkeys for you, so we can rest assured!"

——It’s the dog’s day, what’s the situation?what's the situation? ! !

Chi Feitian continued to read the popular comments, and suddenly his eyelids twitched. Sure enough, he saw the ID of the elementary school student in the vast comments.

The primary school student yelled indignantly: How can we be human beings give birth to monkeys! ! !

Chi Feitian: "..."

Just as Chi Feitian was thinking tangledly, should he take the 520 million back as a joke and laugh it off to maintain a good image of being cold and abstinent and not bowing down for money, or should he secretly accept the 520 million and disappear from the title...

Sending the money back might make the local tyrant angry, and if the local tyrant gets angry, it is not impossible to spend tens of millions.The 520 million can be obtained by stealing money to sell the account. The store can be refurbished, and Xiao Guo and the others can be dressed in rabbit costumes to attract customers... The prospect is really great!beautiful!good!

There is simply no choice!At this time, the private message suddenly rang.

The top one was sent by Sun Wuse.

Chi Feitian clicked on it, and he didn't know if he didn't look at it. He was startled when he saw it. There was a photo inside, and the person on the photo was Chi Feitian, a photo ten years ago.

Chi Feitian: "..."

Sun Wuse: [Crayon Shin-chan shyly answers] Madam, hello, I think it is necessary to explain my love history before I chase you. Have you seen the photo above?That's my crush in middle school, and besides that, there's no one else [shy].

Sun Wuse said again: After reading Madam's novel, I immediately fell in love with Madam [shy answer]...

Chi Feitian's mind froze, and his remaining rationality made him gnash his teeth to type a few words: Who is your wife? !

Sun Wuse followed kindness and said: Then call it after a few days to get familiar with it, now let's call it big [shy answer].

Sun Wuse: Big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big...

Chi Feitian: "..."

Sun Wuse: Is Shui Yeda also surnamed Chi?The person I had a crush on in middle school was also named Chi, what a coincidence [shy].

Chi Feitian: ...

Sun Wuse: Is this the destiny destined by heaven?

Chi Feitian: ...

Chi Feitian wiped his face and asked: Stop joking, are you serious?

Sun Wuse: Of course it’s serious, you want to renege on taking money from others [shame answer]

Chi Feitian: "..." He really wanted to abscond with the money.

Sun Wuse: [shyly answering] Look at my intention——

Sun Wuse: Daddy, you are so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!

Da Da, you are so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!

Da Da, you are so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!

Da Da, you are so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!

You are so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!

You are so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!

You are so handsome, so handsome!

You are so handsome, so handsome!

You are so handsome!

Daddy, you are so handsome!

You are so handsome!

You are handsome!

like you!

Love you!

?

Chi Feitian: "..."

Chi Feitian's face in front of the computer was dull.

You're so crazy about me!Shameless!Dirty!Shameless!