Majesty the Cat Daily

Most of the jade products were buried at the entrance of the monkeys' cave, and there were still a few left. Yao Guang secretly prepared to bury them at the bottom of the valley on the back of the hill.

The environment here is special, just like the naturally formed Tai Chi, the hill where the monkeys live is yang, which is a precious land, and correspondingly, the valley on the other side of the hill is yin, which is a fierce land.

Yaoguang has never been to the other side of the valley. After standing on the hill and noticing the existence of the other side, in the eyes of the monkeys looking at the martyrs, Yaoguang turned over the hill and headed towards the bottom of the valley full of curiosity.

That's right, His Majesty the Cat's curiosity is so exuberant!

Although they are adjacent to each other, the hills and valleys seem to be separated by invisible barriers, making the environments on both sides completely different.The temperature of the hills is suitable for the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, like a paradise, the valley is dark and stuffy, and the soil and air seem to be sticky and smelly with a rotten smell.

After a brief stroll at the bottom of the valley, Yao Guang randomly dug a hole and buried a few jade products in it, then lifted his claws and made a cross on the big rock beside him as a mark.

The kind, noble, tolerant and magnanimous Majesty the cat said that it was just a small prank, and there was no need to strive for perfection as before on the hillside... Cough, well, the real situation is that Yaoguang's trembling cat ears , There was a rustling sound from far and near, this time it was obviously not a hallucination.

This environment, this smell, this sound, combined with the attitude of the monkeys before, all of them stated that there are snakes here, there are poisonous snakes, or a group of poisonous snakes!

Yaoguang would rather fight with monkeys like bandits and hooligans than confront snakes directly.The dirty appearance of crawling all over the ground, the greasy touch, and the smelly venom, if it gets on the fur... This makes His Majesty the cat, who has been kept white, clean and fragrant by the owner, somewhat unacceptable.

"Roar~" Leaping onto the boulder, Yao Guang lowered his waist and issued a warning.

I don't know if it's because of his current size that the roar that should be very majestic and domineering seems too fat and attractive. In short, after the rustling sound stopped abruptly, a big black snake nearly three meters long He flew over like lightning.

He rushed out without hesitation even after talking harshly, Your Majesty the cat who was slapped in the face by the big black snake: "..."

That big mouth that can easily swallow a whole cat alive, that particularly well-developed fangs that will stick in like a hook once it bites the prey, that jet of deadly venom that seems to corrode the air...

Yao Guang quickly avoided the first wave of the big black snake's attack, and when it had no time to turn around, he took advantage of the inertia and kicked the big black snake. inside.

Originally, His Majesty the Cat was going to cut the big black snake into pieces with its paws, but after seeing its appearance, Yao Guang's eyes lit up, there was no surprise, the whole body must be left, otherwise this would be delicious How will he bring it back.

When he was trapped in the tomb, he and his young and weak owner were injured all over their bodies, thanks to the contribution of a nutritious and nourishing strange snake, otherwise they might have died of starvation, illness and death.At that time, there was no fire, no seasoning, and they felt very delicious like eating sashimi.

The one in front of me looks quite similar to the one in my memory, and it's a lot bigger. Yao Guang doesn't think it's dirty now. He turned from passive to active, and threw himself on the big black snake that fell a little bit in a daze. Ping-pong-pong slapped it for a while, then bit its tail, swung the whole thing up and rounded it like a whip, and slammed it on the ground.For a moment, whip shadows filled the sky, soil and weeds flew together...

The monkeys who came secretly and watched the excitement from the borderline trembled in unison. Where did the strange power come from? Baimao, it was terrible. Toothache, bone pain, and pain all over the body~ Originally, I planned to wait for Baimao to leave Afterwards, the monkey boss dug out those beautiful stones buried in the cave for fun. At this moment, he decided to be a good monkey who kept his promise!

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In the afternoon, Chi Xu came back with his special assistant Bai Chuan and Bai Chuan's elder brother Bai Bing.

Although Bai Bing and Bai Chuan are two brothers who are only one year apart in age, they are completely different in personality and appearance.Bai Bing looks like Third Uncle Bai, calm and tall. I don't know if he fell into the strange circle of names. He has an iceberg face that doesn't like to smile since he was a child.Bai Chuan is more like their mother, gentle and delicate, in Bai Bing's words, she is just a little boy.

Bai Chuan, the person involved, didn't mind at all about the little boy.Only when there is a comparison, do you know how to cherish it~ For example, their father, Uncle Bai, has a calm and tall appearance, and he is well-groomed from head to toe, looking like a British housekeeper. However, their father’s first name is Bai San, and his nickname is Bai Tie Dan.

Speaking of which, Third Uncle Bai is the distant nephew of Mr. Chi. His parents died unexpectedly when he was nine years old. At that time, every family in the village was poor, so he became a ball for his relatives to kick around.It was when the old man went back to his hometown to worship his ancestors that he thought the boy was good, so he brought him back.Third Uncle Bai is also a kind person, the old man brought him up, he refused to develop better in the army, and chose the job of a housekeeper to serve the old man filially until his death...Of course, these are not the point, the point is that the old man called Third Uncle Bai when he was young Eggy', when it's older it's the 'little third', now it's the 'oldest'.

Besides, Bai Chuan's elder brother Bai Bing, this is even worse, God gave him a deep and pretentious iceberg face, but he also gave him a pair of deep sweet dimples ~ don't laugh, the kind with pits on his face.

Under the background of Father Bai and Big Brother Bai, Bai Chuan is still very satisfied with his name and appearance.

"Uncle."

The two energetic young men stood in front of them with their heads up and their chests upright as if they were being inspected. Mr. Chi was very pleased, and waved his hands with a smile: "Okay, sit here and let uncle see. Xiao Bing, bring Xiao Chuan with you." Seriously, this is not meeting your army leader."

Xiaobing Xiaochuan or something: "..."

Bai Bing and Bai Chuan were all honed in the army. After Bai Bing changed his job, he joined the police station, and Bai Chuan became Chi Xu's assistant.

Because Bai Chuan followed Chi Xu, the old man saw him quite a lot.Bai Bing is a workaholic. The old man usually only sees him once or twice during the Chinese New Year. Now he called him to his side and looked at him for a while, and he couldn't help but joked curiously: "Why is Captain Bai coming back today to see your father?" There is an old man like me?"

Bai Bing turned Bingshan's face to Chi Xu. As the current president of the company, it is more appropriate for him to report to the previous president about the company's situation.

Chi Xu explained to the old man: "Something happened to a female employee in the company. When I was eating with a friend in the restaurant at noon, her friend suddenly lost control of his emotions and wanted to jump off the building with her in his arms. Her friend happened to be investigating with Captain Bai. It was related to a disappearance case, and there were plainclothes following in secret all the time, and they rushed up to rescue him immediately. During the pushing, the assailant's head accidentally hit the dining table, and he fell into a coma on the spot and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. Captain Bai Come to the company to find out about the situation..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~"

Everyone was chatting in the living room, and Mama Yun's screams in the backyard were about to break through the sky.

A group of people rushed to the backyard, and the third uncle Bai who arrived first had someone help Mama Yun to rest, and he was the only one standing guard by the lotus pond, oh, to be precise, there was Yao Guang who came back from Sa Huan.

Seeing Chi Xu and the others coming, His Majesty the Cat, who was so tired that he was about to stick out his tongue, hurriedly sat upright, raised a dirty paw and put it on his prey to make a hard concave shape.

Even the well-informed Mr. Chi couldn't help but feel dizzy when he got closer to see what His Majesty Cat used to ask for likes - a nearly three-meter-long black python.This morning, when Yao Guang went out, he obviously hoped to receive flowers and plants, okay? The style of painting between the two is too different!The old man couldn't help but recall that he once showed off to his friends who kept cats. Their cats would never bring home dead mice, snakes, or sparrows.Who would have thought, this is a big gift~ Bai Chuan has good eyes, and he saw the point at a glance, "I am not dazzled, there is a bag on the snake's head, it doesn't look like it was swollen from a beating, it won't grow horns ? What kind of breed is this? Is it mutated by radiation?"

Third Uncle Bai nodded and said, "The snake that Yao Guang dragged back was a bit strange, so I didn't let anyone else approach it. Mother Yun was frightened when she saw such a big snake, and she didn't dare to look at it any more."

He took out the rubber gloves in his coat bag and put them on. Bai Bing took a close look at the scene of the crime, "This strange snake has a triangular head with thick horny skin, tough and thick scales with metallic luster, very sharp edges, and a short tail. And thick, with abnormally developed fangs and venomous glands... It weighs more than fifty catties, and there is no obvious trauma. Then the question arises, how did Yao Guang, who weighs about one-third of its weight, kill it and bring it back?"

Bai Chuan gave his elder brother a disgusted look, "Don't use your occupational diseases on our majesty, our majesty never talks about science."

When Mr. Chi heard that the snake brought back by Yaoguang actually had horns, he didn't feel dizzy now, but his whole body was as excited as Parkinson's syndrome, "I heard from Master Qiao before that it's amazing that a snake has horns Spiritual things are extremely rare. You may not be able to find them in the most vicious place, but the place where they live must be the most vicious place... The toxicity is so strong that blood seals the throat, the temperament is secretive and fierce, and any creature that enters their territory is immortal …But their meat is extremely delicious. Eating it can strengthen your body and prolong your life, and you must have it if you are lucky...Even if ordinary people are lucky enough to see it, they may kill the other..."

"Now that Yaoguang has brought back such a big one..." Mr. Chi looked at His Majesty Mao with starry eyes, and wished he could kneel down directly, "Master Qiao is right, our Yaoguang is auspicious~"

"Meow~"

Yao Guang ignored other people's comments, and happily came over and hugged the owner's leg to ask for praise. It was delicious~ Chi Xu knocked on Dirty Cat's forehead in distaste, "For food, don't die." Back then they But Yao Guang almost died after being chased and bitten by that strange snake, so Yao Guang only remembered that the last snake meat was really delicious.

But the blame belongs to the blame, Chi Xu still picked up his dirty cat with a serious face after being knocked on the head, and checked it carefully until he was sure that he was unharmed, and his face looked better.

In the end, Chi Xu took Yao Guang back to the bedroom to wash the inside and outside, and the remaining old, middle-aged and young men all crowded into the kitchen. In the words of the old man, if the spirit is dead, it must be eaten quickly, otherwise the essence just passed away.Strong laborers like Bai Chuan and Bai Bing were in charge of cleaning up the ingredients, Third Uncle Bai was in charge of cooking, and the old man took snake gallbladder to make wine...

When Chi Xu came out holding His Majesty the cat, who was white, clean and fragrant, and had his teeth brushed, the whole old house was enveloped in an unusually domineering and appetizing scent.

Uncle Bai’s cooking skills are average, but he can’t stand the outstanding ingredients. The crystal clear white meat has no fishy taste, so he made simple stewed snake soup and salt and pepper snake slices, which still made five people and one cat unable to stop eating~