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【楼主：香尹——发帖时间：2016年1月12日上午00：00：00】今天刚进公司就迎来一个好消息。

My department head told me: "I almost forgot to tell you that this year all departments of our company will jointly celebrate the Spring Festival. Each department will send a representative to form a committee. I recommend you. I will go to the auditorium for a meeting after get off work tonight."

I smiled and said, "Wouldn't it be nice for Xiao Li to go?"

Xiao Li, like me, is the deputy director of the technology development department.We have always been humble to each other when encountering such a good thing that we have to continue working after get off work.

"He has a girlfriend." The supervisor said calmly.

So this unfair thing is so settled.

I took out a few heavy information books and spread them out on the table, and arranged a few of the latest product models in an orderly manner. I turned on the computer calmly, and began to check whether anyone had applied to be my roommate.

There are two applications in the mailbox.

The first one said that he is 26 years old, not from the province, but a professional elite.He had a pet he wanted to bring in, and he included a photo of it, a very cute teacup dog.

So I clicked "Reply" and declined very simply.

I have always been able to look at pets, not close contact, especially dogs.When I was a child, I was licked by a golden retriever at my classmate's house. My eyes turned black and I almost fainted. I was so scared that I didn't sleep well for several days.

If someone in this life allows me to accept his pet, I will have no problem marrying him into his family.

The second email introduced him as a freshly graduated college student, 22 years old, with good living habits and no girlfriend.I thought this person could be considered, so I sent him a text message and agreed to meet this weekend.

Just then, I received a new email.

"I can't do this job anymore! You go out to eat with me tonight, don't go anywhere, my boss is absolutely inhumane! ——Jiang Shao."

I replied with a wry smile, "I have something to do tonight, so I'll have dinner with you tomorrow night."

Send me a middle finger over there.

Sending the middle finger is an alarm for resignation.

I couldn't care about anything else, I hurried out of the private office, came to a messy desk in the corner of the big office room, and said kindly, "What happened again?"

Behind piles of dusty books and sundries, a man in his 30s covered his head, his face covered with stubble, and wept softly: "My boss bullied me!"

I said calmly, "I am your boss."

Jiang Shao is my college classmate. He is a very good talent in computer programming. He was hired by me from a rival company with a high salary. He is now a senior programmer, and his salary is comparable to mine.

"I can't do what the marketing department asks for this month. Huh, huh... so much pressure..."

He covered his face and cried more and more emotionally.

In our company, the battle between the marketing department and the technology development department is principled.The marketing department has determined what the customer group wants, and we have to make it within the specified time.It is conceivable that programmers are under the greatest pressure.

"You can definitely do it. I have known you for so many years. Can I know your ability?"

He sobbed and cried again: "I work every day, every day, and I don't even have a girlfriend. Last month, my goddess held a concert in Shanghai, and I didn't have time to see it... woo woo woo..."

His goddess is called Hatsune Miku, a Two-dimensional virtual female singer software character with a sweet and lovely appearance, and has been turned into comics and games many times.A few days ago, Hatsune held a virtual concert in Shanghai, that is to say, the second original character Hatsune presented a virtual body under the effect of 3D holographic projection technology, "singing" on stage, and the voice was synthesized by software.

I was too busy mopping floors, doing laundry, and sorting everything in my room on weekends, so I couldn't understand his strange hobby.

"Your goddess will come again, or you can go to Japan to watch her concert."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Yes."

This time the crying lasted for about ten minutes, and he finally continued to work with a twitch in his shoulders.I calmly returned to my office and immediately sent an email to the supervisor.

"Mr. Fu, what happened to the recruiting of 'programmer inspiration' I mentioned to you last time?"

An email was sent over there: "Still under discussion."

I was in a hurry, and I couldn't force it regardless, and sent an email back in a good voice: "Five programmers have collapsed this month. Now is the critical moment to launch new products. Once they collapse, we will There will be a fire in the backyard. Hire a programmer motivator earlier, so they can work with peace of mind."

"Oh, I see."

I was holding my breath and couldn't make a sound.

At 6:15 in the evening, I came to the company's auditorium.

The first thing I saw was a sky blue shirt, clean and bright, without wrinkles, still wearing a dark gray tie, and black trousers underneath.

He was talking to some of his colleagues, and he also glanced at me.

I smiled and walked over: "I thought I was the first one to arrive, but it turns out that you all arrived first." I smiled dryly and said to the owner of the blue shirt: "The marketing department sent you here, Xiao Zhou."

Of course, this sentence has some special meaning in it.

The marketing department dispatched Xiao Zhou this time to give him the opportunity to get in touch with the executives of various departments, probably to promote him.When I was mentioned two years ago, I also started by participating in such a series of company activities.

Xiao Zhou glanced at me: "Yes, Mr. Zhuang Fu."

Maybe it's because I'm guilty of being a thief, and I always feel that his look is a bit unpredictable and uncomfortable.I didn't dare to look at him, turned around and laughed at the others and said, "You are so talented at only 24, what a young talent, huh? Hahaha..."

After speaking, he quickly found a seat and sat down, sandwiched between the sales department and the personnel department to chat and chat.

This is the first meeting, and we are just discussing the general direction and getting acquainted with everyone.So we set up a button group, and agreed to go home to think of ideas, and the meeting ended in half an hour.

[Floor 1: On the side of the water] Sorry for the ignorance, what is a programmer motivator?

[2nd Floor: Unruly] This is a wonderful position with a high salary, you can go to Baidu

[3rd Floor: Wow] I found it hahaha, let me laugh

[Floor 4: Three Thousand Worlds] Our company also has

[Floor 6: Suifeng] Sir, why are you so afraid of Xiao Zhou?He can still eat you?

[7th floor: I am a piece of high-cold tofu] The host looks again, there is soap on the ground!