My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

After getting the vacation he dreamed of, Jiang Mu also lay down next to the robot and fell asleep beautifully.In the middle of the night, Jiang Mu was woken up again by urinating.He stared at the dark ceiling on the bed for a while, kicked Songxue v2.6 a few times: "Songxue."

The electro-optic screen of the little robot lit up in the dark.

Jiang Mu picked its metal shell with his fingers: "I want to pee."

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 immediately went black again: "Lazy people poop a lot."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Jiang Mu angrily cracked the metal case of Songxue v2.6.

The electro-optic screen of Song Xue v2.6 lit up again, and then it touched its stomach for a while, and a light screen popped up in the air.

Jiang Mu stared at the light screen: "???"

Songxue v2.6: "This is the charging standard."

Only then did Jiang Mu notice the words on the light screen: "Accompanying the toilet 2W, playing the flashlight 3W, opening the toilet door 1W, taking off pants 3W, peeing 7W, shaking after urinating 10W, wiping your butt and killing you..."

Jiang Mu: "You are charging indiscriminately!" What the fuck is a robot.

Songxue v2.6: "People who are poor can't blame the society."

Jiang Mu: "..." Who is it because of him that he is so poor?

After confirming that Jiang Mu was unable to pay, Songxue v2.6 turned off the electro-optic screen with peace of mind.

Jiang Mu hated to continue digging at its metal shell, but as soon as his fingers touched Songxue's shell, a tingling sensation went up along his fingers.

Jiang Mu: "!!!" Damn it!This dog robot actually spreads electric current on its shell!

Jiang Mu stared at the hedgehog-like robot on the bed in a daze for a few minutes, and finally had to go to the toilet in the dark by himself.

In the toilet, Jiang Mu, who was finally released, let out a heavy sigh of relief. He shook skillfully, slowly put on his pajama pants, opened the toilet door and walked back, and found that every time he went to the toilet, he seemed to be There are always surprises.

Jiang Mu was afraid of the dark, especially after he found a very handsome head in the freezer, he didn't dare to go to the toilet and open the refrigerator alone in the middle of the night.Although I was so handsome at the time, it was still terrible in retrospect.He couldn't hold back just now, and Songxue didn't like him, so when he came out to go to the toilet, he had to rely on himself and turned on the lights of the whole villa extravagantly, but now... except for the toilet, the lights of the whole villa are off.

Jiang Mu thought for a while, and felt that although the dog robot was usually a bit skinny, he had never made such a vicious joke.But just in case, Jiang Mu raised his voice and shouted twice: "Song Xuexue~ My beautiful, cute and lively little robot? Did you turn off the lights?"

As if moved by Jiang Mu's strength of character, the toilet light didn't even flicker, it just exploded.It was suddenly dark all around.

Jiang Mu froze: "..." Damn, are the toilet lights in 5034 so humane?

Jiang Mu stood there with his eyes closed for a few minutes, waiting for his eyes to adapt to the darkness, but just as he was about to go out and turn on the light in the living room, he suddenly heard someone breathing.Jiang Mu stopped in his tracks all of a sudden.

At first Jiang Mu thought it was just his own illusion. Who knew that the night was so frightfully quiet. After Jiang Mu stopped walking, he could easily hear the sound of breathing. The sound of breathing was very clear and a little urgent. , and not far, just beside him.

The dog robot uses batteries, it does not breathe!There is a third person in the villa!

All of a sudden, the white sweat on Jiang Mu's body was shocked.

Jiang Mu stretched out his hand and touched it back, secretly grabbed the dung poker next to him, and then yelled loudly: "I'm scared to death, Song Xuexue, you dog robot, turn off the lights in the middle of the night Well!"

Jiang Mu yelled, and his hands were not idle, he slammed the dung treasure in the direction of the breath, because people in 5034 took nutritional supplements, and the food they ate would disappear after urinating. Yes, so the toilet is made thin and small. Jiang Mu made this feces remover by himself after the toilet was blocked three or four times. The one on the end is thick and long. He heard a painful hum from the direction of the breathing sound.

As soon as Jiang Mu succeeded in the blow, he ran away: "Help! There are thieves! Hurry up and dig out the world..."

The word "pao" was still stuck in his throat, and a cold hand cut off the following words in Jiang Mu's throat.

The feeling of suffocation came up, and Jiang Mu scratched that hand twice, but the hand seemed to be made of iron, and it was getting tighter and tighter.

Damn, this is not here to steal, this is here to die! !

"This... this hero... I was wrong just now..." Jiang Mu immediately recognized the disparity in strength between the enemy and us, and accepted it with a good attitude. Forced by life, it’s just a matter of stealing something, it’s not a crime to hurt someone’s life..."

After saying this, Jiang Mu obviously felt that the hand on the neck tightened a bit more. He could only say a few words just now, but now he can only roll his eyes.

Damn, I've seen people who want money but don't want money these days, but I haven't seen people who want money for money!

Jiang Mu cursed secretly, clawing at the ground like a cramp, throwing whatever he could catch on the face of the person who was pinching his neck, but that little force not only failed to make the person on the other side let go, but on the contrary aroused the person on the other side to go crazy. ruthless.Jiang Mu soon only had the strength to stick out his tongue.

Just when Jiang Mu thought he was going to die silently in such a dark night without light, the light in the living room was turned on, and Songxue v2.6 rushed out of the bedroom.

Jiang Mu only saw a flash of white light in front of his eyes, the hand on his neck loosened, something sticky sprayed his face, and he could breathe again.

Suddenly recovering from the suffocation, Jiang Mu's eyes were full of stars, and he couldn't see anything around him for a while. When he came back to his senses, he found himself lying on his back on the ground, holding a severed hand in his hand, sticking to it. Huhu's blood sprayed all over his body and face.

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, first the head and then the hands, every time I come back from the toilet, I can see ghost stories.Is this bloody hand an enhanced version of the toilet ghost story "red hand, green hand and big white hand"? !

"What's going on?" Song Xue v2.6 said coldly, "In the middle of the night, lying on top of my property, do you want to rob?"

Jiang Mu's face turned red all of a sudden: "Fart you, no matter how weak I am, I'm still a big man, how could I be raped!"

Songxue v2.6 raised the electro-optical screen and looked at Jiang Mu for a while: "What are you storing in your mind? And when was the last time you masturbated?"

Jiang Mu shouted: "What does it have to do with you!"

Songxue v2.6: "I bought you back from the god of death with points, every cell in your body is mine, don't forget the time you wasted when you were on fire~" To whom do the children and grandchildren belong.”

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, this is the first time he has heard of such a weird algorithm.Do I have to make an application with this dog robot the next time I live with my right hand and left hand? !

"Damn it, shut up! Let's see this person first, okay?! I think the amount of bleeding would be fatal!" Jiang Mu changed the subject with a guilty conscience, "I don't want to participate in the weekend dissection activities."

Songxue v2.6 snorted, and his left hand turned into a small white cannon: "Press the severed hand to his wound."

Jiang Mu endured the nausea, closed his eyes and pressed the severed hand on the wound of the person who fainted from the pain.The small white cannon of Songxue v2.6 emitted a burst of light, and the wound began to heal at a speed visible to the naked eye.

A few minutes later, Song Xue v2.6 put down the cannon in his hand: "Okay."

Jiang Mu opened his eyes and found that the wound had fully healed, and there was no trace of injury at the fracture.

Jiang Mu looked and looked at that hand, touched and touched it again: "Wow, Xue Songsong is amazing~"

Songxue v2.6 put away Xiaobaipao: "The treatment fee will be deducted from your salary."

Jiang Mu felt a throbbing pain in his heart: "Why!"

Songxue v2.6 didn't speak, just took out a bottle of nutrition from the refrigerator, and directly splashed the viscous nutrition on the man's face.This is the nutrient they stored in the house when they moved in, and no one eats it anyway.

The effect was immediate, the man hummed twice, and slowly woke up.

Jiang Mu ignored the red, green and green nutrients and blood on his face, trying not to laugh: "Who are you? What do you want to do when you break into our house in the middle of the night? Why did you attack me?!"

The man rubbed his head, and was stunned for a moment when he heard this. After he saw the person in front of him clearly, he straightened up like a carp, and rushed forward as desperately as before. As before, he stretched out his hands to Go and pinch Jiang Mu's neck: "Damn you ask who I am?! Why the hell are you asking me who I am?!"

When Jiang Mu heard the man's voice, he felt faintly familiar. Before he remembered where he heard it, he heard the man curse: "Fuck, what happened to my hand?!"

Actually ranting at me in front of my robot?Eat shit you!Relying on the presence of robots, Jiang Mu didn't even move, full of arrogance.Hearing the man's exclamation, he subconsciously glanced at the man's hand, and almost didn't laugh out loud.Just now he closed his eyes and pressed the severed hand onto the man's wound, unexpectedly he didn't distinguish the front from the back, and put the man's hand upside down.

The man touched his hands, he didn't understand why he just fainted for a while, but why his hands grew backwards, seeing Jiang Mu standing there sniggering, the man opened his mouth and spewed out his anger : "Did you do it?! Damn, you lied to my house, exposed my background, and made me like this?! Li Jiamu, if I don't kill you today, I won't be called Song Jincheng!"

Jiang Mu took a deep breath: "What?! You are Song Jincheng?!"

Song Jincheng, who was in a mess, just curled up his lips and gave Jiang Mu a malicious smile.

Jiang Mu took a big step back, and under the nervousness, he let out a cry: "Dog robot! Fuck him!"

Songxue v2.6, who was about to start, silently put his hand back after hearing the word "dog robot".

Song Jincheng tensed up. Seeing that the little robot had no intention of standing out for Jiang Mu, he was relieved, and rushed forward to grab Jiang Mu, ready to press him on the ground and rub it well.

The two immediately huddled together.