My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Damn, chrysanthemums are exported not imported!What did you use him for?Insulated bucket? !

"Don't worry, it's enough," Songxue v2.6 also comforted him, "I've seen a movie where people can put a set of mahjong in their buttocks."

Damn, what movies do you usually see!

"Quick, stick it up," Songxue v2.6 urged in a considerate warm voice, "It will get cold if you don't put it in."

Jiang Mu: "..." What? !Is this chicken wing still hot?

"Songxue v2.6, will you spare me?!" Jiang Mu felt that the plot of this article had become strange.What about a simple system text?Why are there no such things as farming and struggling?

"Did you know something?" Jiang Mu pressed his butt firmly against the wall, wishing that his entire butt would grow to the wall.The robot must know something, right? !It must be!Deliberately use this method to punish him!

"Know what?" Songxue v2.6 raised his electro-optic screen with doubts in his tone.

Jiang Mu: "It's nothing." Now he believes that Songxue v2.6 is serious. Damn it, this robot actually believes the nonsense he said. How... how... narcissistic!What made this robot have the illusion that "the host deeply admires the artificial intelligence of its own system, so much so that even if it stuffs chicken wings into a chrysanthemum, it has to be packed away"!

"Hey! What you just said didn't lie to me, did you?" Songxue v2.6's voice cooled down.

When Jiang Mu heard this, his neck felt cold, and the more he felt empty, the louder his voice: "How is it possible!"

"Then stick your ass up."

Jiang Mu: "..." Brother, it's easy to say anything without popping chrysanthemums.

Jiang Mu pressed his butt against the wall, squirming and not moving.

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 turned red without warning.

"No, no, no! No way!" Jiang Mu knew that if he didn't say anything else, he might have to perform live.So Jiang Xiaoshou twisted her waist, pretending to be a shy girl in Japanese comics, "How can it be! How can you put the things that Songxue sama gave you in such a dirty place! Trampling Songxue in such an excessive way Sama's intentions... Absolutely not! Even if I try my best, I will never let this happen, because Xue Sama is my belief and my god!"

Full marks!Jiang Mu thought with some regret, why did he learn architecture in the first place?Why did you study architecture in the first place?ah?If he gets into Beijing Film Academy of China, maybe this year's Oscars won't be for Xiao Lizi!

Songxue v2.6: "... I don't know why, but I suddenly want to blow you up." Is it okay to pull up your pants first before learning from Japanese anime girls?Such a conspicuous primary sexual characteristic makes people want to ignore it.

"Song Xuexue..." Jiang Mu continued to look at it with tearful puppy eyes, "It's too dirty, I want to eat these chicken wings!" Although they have been charred, but... the host loves you.

"Didn't you say you admire me? Do you love me more than anything else?" Songxue v2.6's nice voice sounded.Looking at the electro-optic screen of the little robot, Jiang Mu suddenly felt like he was being fucked by a dog.

Songxue v2.6: "No matter how dirty it is, I made it. My pity condensed in the chicken wings will not fade because it is dirty, but will last forever. Besides, because it is in the butt Saved it, you dare not even eat the chicken wings made by your beloved robot, how dare you say you love it?"

Jiang Mu: "..." He was speechless, so please pay less attention to the strange truth!He always felt that this robot had downloaded some strange logic package.

Jiang Mu wept silently, and finally said what was in his heart: "I don't want to eat, let me out, woo woo woo..." He would rather go back to the cell and beat Song Jincheng for half a month.

Songxue v2.6: "..."

Seeing that the electric current on the electro-optical screen disappeared, Jiang Mu knew something was wrong, and immediately pulled himself together and added: "How can I let the chicken wings made by Master Songxue be dirty by myself...I can't do it ...I can't do it! Hey, hey!"

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 finally looks a little better.

The little robot glanced at him with the electro-optical screen, and finally sighed: "You... just forget it."

"Really?!" Jiang Mu was overjoyed, and then immediately realized that his expression seemed to be a little too happy, so he quickly changed into a panicked look, "I refuse to praise Mr. Xue like this, how will you praise Mr. Xue?" Will you be unhappy?" The ghost doesn't care if you are happy or not!Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!Who~ turned us over~ Of course it's the witty, brave and smart Jiang Mumu!yeah!

"Since you insist on doing this..." Songxue v2.6 shook his head, "I won't."

The big stone in Jiang Mu's heart finally fell, he moved his butt off the wall, bent down to pick up the pants he had just dropped on the ground.

then……

Something fiery plunged into his ass with lightning speed.All this came too suddenly, too unexpected!Jiang Mu didn't even have time to let out a scream, and it was over.

Jiang Mu: "..."

Fuck!What's that? !What's that? !On the beautiful Male Gobi prairie, countless alpacas are galloping and cheering, their vigorous hooves kicking up a cloud of sand and dust, whizzing past like the wind.

Oh shit.

Although it was just out of the corner of his eye, Jiang Mu did indeed see that the chicken wings on the robot's hand were gone.

Damn it, I lived two lifetimes, but in the end I was given away by a chicken wing.

A chicken wing...a chicken wing...a chicken wing...Jiang Mu simply didn't know whether he should grieve the hard mouth he experienced for the first time or mourn the loss of his virginity first.

A chicken wing...chicken wing...well, so the question is, does he lose his virginity or not?Shouldn't it be gone?

Songxue v2.6 whistled, and used two short hands to do a signature move of Teacher Jin Xing: "Perfect!"

Jiang Mu: "..." One day, I will definitely dismantle you, you dog-like robot!fraud!They are all liars!give me back my Love!Give me back my trust!I treat you like a brother, but you beat me with a chicken wing!

Jiang Mu didn't even have the heart to wear pants, and threw himself on the table with his butt naked, crying.

"Jiang Mu," Songxue v2.6 still has the face to pat him on the shoulder, "It's okay, don't feel bad, I'm doing it for your own good too. You are so weak, how can you not make up? If you are a pity, I will be happy every day in the future." Just give you grilled chicken wings." Songxue v2.6's every consolation miraculously avoided scoring points.

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it!Mud wins!He never wanted to hear the word chicken wings again in his life!

So Songxue v2.6 found that after he finished saying these words, Jiang Mu cried even louder, and started to slap his mouth while crying.He regrets it!Why did he say that, he hates this mouth!Hate! !

Songxue v2.6's mechanical head tilted, and he fell into confusion for the first time: Why is the host's behavior so strange?It is completely impossible to analyze.

If you can't analyze it, don't analyze it.Songxue v2.6 took out another chicken wing and the bottle of water: "Hide these too, shh, this is our little secret!"

Still a little secret? !

When Jiang Mu heard the words, the tiger's body shook, and even the cry was choked in his throat.After 3 minutes of maintaining such an expression of neither crying nor laughing, he said, "Actually, you are the one I want to take away more." Damn it!Let's die together!Dog than the system!

The electro-optic screen of Song Xue v2.6 instantly became red.The little robot twitched for a while, and finally snorted shyly: "Put your butt out, I'll try."

Saying that, Songxue v2.6's body began to fold and shrink.

"No, no, no! I'm kidding! I'm kidding!" Seeing Songxue v2.6 straight up folding himself, Jiang Mu was so scared that he almost peed out, "The air in the prison is bad, dirty and messy , and quarreled to death, how can you follow me to suffer!" Damn, let him go!What is going on in this world!

In fact, Songxue v2.6 didn't really want to go, so it agreed with Jiang Mu's wishes, and the little robot changed back to its original appearance: "Okay, then this chicken wings and water..."

Jiang Mu covered his butt: "It's full! I can't fit it!"

"Really?" The robot stretched out its small arm, and actually wanted to grab Jiang Mu's hand, "Come here and let me see, in the movie I watched, someone's butt could fit a whole set of mahjong."

"Really, let it go, no, let it go!" Every time Jiang Mu said a word, he had to use all his strength to hold back the manic beast in his heart, "I am weak."

Songxue v2.6 thought about it, and actually felt right: "Then what about the chicken wings and water..."

Do whatever you like! !As long as it is not stuffed in his ass!

"After they have searched you, you can find a way to secretly give it to me." Jiang Mu's face was more sad than heartbroken.Nothing is important anymore, nothing matters anymore, he is already a dirty person, nothing can hit him anymore, can bring him harm...

"Are you alright..." The time was almost up, and according to the normal procedure, the prison guard opened the door and came in to take a look at them.

Jiang Mu, whose pants were still on the ground: "..."

Songxue v2.6 with a calm face who didn't know what he was doing the whole time: "..."

Prison guard: "..."

The upright prison guard looked at the trousers on the ground, then at Jiang Mu's hand covering his butt, and was stunned for 2 minutes.His instinct told him that he should say something to ease the atmosphere at this time, so he coughed, opened his mouth, and wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything, and finally had to close the door silently and leave.

Jiang Mu: "..." He's not even wearing any pants!

Now it was true that nothing could hurt him anymore.

Songxue v2.6's electro-optic screen moved away from the door closed by the prison guard: "Then this chicken wing and water..."

Jiang Mu rubbed his face with his hands, looked at the ceiling, sucked his nose, sighed deeply, and said in a crying voice: "You can do whatever you want." When he came in, he felt that it didn't matter.

Songxue v2.6 groaned, I don’t know if it was moved by Jiang Mu’s loveless mood, or if he really believed Jiang Mu’s words that he was not in good health and couldn’t fit so many things. It still didn't hold another chicken wing and water.

Five minutes later, Jiang Mu pulled up his pants, and the prison guard finally mustered up his courage.The door opened, and the prison guard escorted Jiang Mu out of the reception room. Looking at the bottomless and extremely oppressive prison corridor, Jiang Mu felt as happy as if he had ushered in a new life.

"I've always wanted to ask, that ass you watched can be stuffed with a mahjong movie..." The moment he passed by Songxue v2.6. The question, "What the hell is it called?"

Song Xue v2.6 gave him a knowing look, the air was full of tacit understanding, and finally it lowered its voice and said three words: "It's dead grass."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, Zhou Xingchi, I remember you!Don't take me back to 2016!