[Comprehensive] The man who delivers the courier with his life

When Jingjing woke up in a daze, he heard a slightly shrill voice, not too far away from him, saying loudly: "All officials, Miss Ziyun, you also saw it, but who is lucky enough tonight?" To be able to spend some time with Miss Ziyun depends on your sincerity."

As soon as these words fell, someone shouted in a trembling voice with excitement: "I will offer 100 taels of silver!"

"I give 500 taels!"

"I offer 1000 taels!!!"

All of a sudden, the voices of bidding came and went, but after a while, the price has reached a sky-high level.

Jingjing felt that his eyelids were heavy, but the yelling made him unable to sleep, so he opened his eyes with a little difficulty, and those yelling sounds, after he opened his eyes, all seemed like It disappeared in an instant as if the pause button was pressed, but before he could fully see what was going on, the surrounding voices exploded again.

"It's so beautiful..."

"The title of the most beautiful woman in the world may be worn by someone else after today."

"That's true. Miss Ziyun is as beautiful as a fairy. Until she saw Miss Ziyun, Lin Xian'er seemed extremely vulgar."

"When she fell asleep, she fluttered like a Luoshen sighing softly, but after waking up, she was as beautiful as a moon god staring at her eyes. It's really... I'm afraid that Xi Shi and Diao Chan are not as good as Miss Ziyun..."

There were too many people talking, Jingjing blinked his eyes, and finally saw those talking non-stop around him, but the way those people looked at him...

The scenery frowned slightly, with a very bad premonition, and the men who were surrounded by layers under the stage, after seeing the scenery "Emei slightly frowned", many of them immediately flushed red, and their eyes were excited He was about to burst into flames, as if he wanted to go on stage and strip him of his clothes.The rest of them were not much better, they were all staring at him with fascination, as if they were already fascinated by him, not knowing when it would be.

The original voices shouting the price, after shouting to 5 taels, there were very few people who raised the price, but after Jingjing opened his eyes like this, the voices that had been resting became louder again.Everyone seemed to wake up suddenly, blushing again with excitement, until a fat man who looked like an upstart, shouted cruelly, "I will pay 5 taels! Gold!"

As soon as these words came out, the lively scene just now focused again. Everyone looked at the fat man with resentful expressions on their faces, but the price was really too high, and no one dared to increase the price.

Among the crowd, someone was really angry, and raised his voice: "Fatty Gao, do you not regret asking such a high price just for the sake of kissing Fangze?"

Seeing that no one dared to compete with him anymore, Fatty Gao relieved his anger. Although he felt a little regretful after calling out the price, he still waved his hand boldly on his face, "For a fairy-like beauty like Miss Ziyun, even if I go bankrupt, It is also willing to do anything!"

Seeing Fatty Gao like this, everyone stopped talking. Fatty Gao rubbed his hands and looked at the scenery on the high platform, while the bustard who had been standing on the edge of the scenery with a sharp laugh, stood up with a smile that saw his teeth but couldn't see his eyes. "Young Master Gao, you are so generous! Then today's Ziyun belongs to you alone!"

When Fatty Gao heard this, he felt at ease again, "Then I will take Ziyun away now!"

"Please, please!" The old bustard waved the veil in his hand, and immediately moved it aside.With the support of the servants on both sides, the tall fat man climbed up the platform. The scenery stared at him for a while, then he got off the hammock made of flowers and jumped onto the platform neatly. It's a little slanted, and it's also for the convenience of the spectators below to see the scenery clearly.

Such a neat movement of the scenery makes everyone who is still watching here feel weird.And after Jingjing stood on the ground, he didn't care about the tall fat man climbing up the stage, but just glanced down at his clothes.

The lavender ancient lady's long dress embroidered with blooming flowers perfectly showed his "good figure". He had the attitude of a woman's ecstasy, but it was not obscene. Soul, not to mention his head, which can be felt without looking at it, the head that was long and combed with a woman's hairstyle.

After standing still, the smiling bustard next to him grabbed Jingjing's wrist slightly nervously, and held it tightly.When Jing Jing turned his head to look over, with a smile on his face but a warning look in his eyes, he whispered: "I don't care if you know it or not, anyway, you were sold to my Wanhua Building by your husband, be honest with me. Come on, be obedient, or you will look good to me!"

Jingjing looked calm, raised one eyebrow slightly: "Sir?"

Seeing that Scenery was so "peaceful", the old bustard was a little happier and didn't cry or struggle, and didn't notice that Scenery's voice was not like a woman's Qingyue, so she said: "Who made your life bad, I found a fan." Bangren is a husband, and you will be sold if you don't turn around? Seeing how beautiful you are, work hard in the future, mother, I will treat you very well."

If it wasn't for "Ziyun" being sold, the red-haired Fanbang threatened to pick up the customers immediately. Seeing Ziyun's beauty, the bustard actually wanted to refer to Lin Xianer's propaganda methods and get Ziyun first. If you become an upright official, it would be good to recruit a guest in the curtain in the future.It's a pity that the red-haired Fanbang was too scary, and the bustard didn't dare not to follow suit. Fortunately, even so, the price was so high that the bustard could wake him up laughing when he fell asleep.

However, after laughing for a long time, the old bustard suddenly turned around and stared at the scenery with some doubts, "Why do you..."

Fatty Gao, who finally climbed up, took two steps back before reaching the scenery, and answered the old bustard's words, "Why are you so tall?"

The beauty is indeed earth-shatteringly beautiful, even with this height, she stands out from the crowd among men. The tall fat man didn't know what to say, he just turned his head to stare at the bustard.No wonder Miss Ziyun was lying down all the time. If she was standing, wouldn't she be found to be taller than most of the men present? !And standing next to the tall fat man who was originally of average height and developed horizontally, he was almost two heads taller!It's too obvious!

Others also noticed this problem, and the audience burst into laughter, and some people shouted: "Fatty Gao! If you don't want this beauty, come down quickly! We are all very rare!"

"That's right! Fatty Gao, come down quickly!"

Fatty Gao jumped up on the stage, "What are you shouting for! Miss Ziyun is so beautiful, how could you be able to contaminate her?!" Fatty Gao had no regrets after being so excited by the crowd, and turned around to go to see the scenery hand.

But Jingjing directly took a step back, causing the tall fat man to almost fall to the ground. Regardless of Jingjing, he raised his feet and walked down the stage. I tried to grab it but couldn't catch it anymore, so I had to shout from behind: "Ziyun, where are you going?!"

Fatty Gao looked at it and jumped behind, calling: "Miss Ziyun~"

The scenery didn't go out the door either, but after getting off the platform, he walked all the way to the stairs leading to the second floor.It wasn't obvious when Jingjing was asleep, but now that he opened his eyes, there was an inexplicable feeling all over his body. Anyway, in front of the road he was going to walk, people all retreated to the sides very consciously.

Seeing this, the old bustard called Mr. Gui and the guards directly, pinched his waist and pointed at the scenery, "Quick! Go and catch Ziyun back for me! What does this look like!"

It's a pity that these tortoises and the guards couldn't catch Ziyun, even though they jumped on it, they couldn't catch it for no reason, but they all bumped into each other, screaming.

Jingjing walked up to the second floor smoothly all the way, and Shi Shiran came to a table before stopping.

There were only two people sitting on this table, one was beautiful and famous all over the world, "the most beautiful woman in the world", Lin Xian'er, and the other was Li Tanhua, who was dressed in white but smelled of wine all over her body.

Lin Xian'er had been watching the new "Miss Ziyun" upstairs, thinking that even if this girl Ziyun is more beautiful than her, so what?She can still be an upright official who sells her art but not her body. On the first day Ziyun came here, she was pushed out by the bustard to auction the right to the first night. Lin Xianer did not put this sleepy Ziyun in the in the eyes.But I didn't expect that there would be such a change.

She wanted to say something, but when "Ziyun" swept her gaze over, she couldn't help standing up, holding her pipa and pushing back a step.

However, "Ziyun" didn't pay much attention to Lin Xian'er, and only focused on Tanhua Li Xunhuan.Li Xun Huan drank wine on his own, even if the eyes of the whole brothel were on them, it didn't seem to affect him in any way.Until the landscape skill, he drew out Li Xunhuan's fingertips, which was different from the painting style of the whole environment...a poker card with a picture of a kid.

Landscape: "Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where you got this card from?"

Li Xun Huan, who looked drunk but not drunk in his eyes, was finally willing to cast his gaze on the scenery. In the whole brothel before, no matter men or women, all focused on the scenery, only Li Xun Huan himself He drank his own wine.At this moment, Li Xunhuan is looking at Jingjing's face seriously with those eyes that seem to be full of affection. If Jingjing is an ordinary woman, he might die drunk in these eyes, but he is not a woman. Although he is gay, he still has a wife. Yes, completely unaffected.

He just looked at Li Xunhuan quietly, Li Xunhuan's eyes swept across the landscape's Adam's apple with some doubts, smiled, sat up straight, and said: "I took it from the hand of a person who was competing with me. Arrived."

From waking up to now, Jingjing finally showed a slight smile on his face, although he was a little cold, "Can you tell me where he is?"

As for the group around them, they didn't hear what the two of them said at all, and they only saw "Miss Ziyun" laughing, seeing "Miss Ziyun" and Li Xunhuan "talking happily", they felt kind of crazy for a moment. a feeling of.

Why did all the beautiful women in the world run into Li Xunhuan's hands (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻?! Why, what, what?!!