Mermaid Escaping Marriage Strategy

Li Xiaoyu's life in the research institute was extremely hard. Every day, he was forced to drive the so-called mermaid scooter around in the posture of a dead fish, although the places he often went to were either restaurants or research laboratories.

The food they eat every day is as disgusting as poop, and the name is to ensure the daily nutritional intake of the mermaid.What I ate today seemed to be seaweed-flavored green cakes, yesterday's was...yellow mango-flavored yellow cakes, and the day before yesterday was blue blueberry-flavored blue cakes.

It seems... Today the head chef's robot nanny told him that he would prepare a kiwi-flavored nutritious meal for him today.what to do?It seems to go shi-shi.

"Didi~Hello, number 87957 Li Xiaoyu, I am your robot nanny Love Fish No. 1. It has been eight hours, 36 minutes and 17 seconds since the last shower, you should go to the swimming pool"

Li Xiaoyu pursed her lips, resigned herself to fiddle with the mermaid scooter and followed the robot nanny to the swimming pool.

Since Li Xiaoyu is the only evolved mermaid in the Federation, Dean Ou generously allocated the swimming pool to Li Xiaoyu to use alone.For this honor, Li Xiaoyu just gave him a middle finger in his heart.Fuck, if you have the ability to give me rice, who wants your swimming pool!

"By the way, what is a federation?!" Li Xiaoyu asked calmly while drinking water by the swimming pool.Is Federation the new name for the United Nations? !Never heard of it, when did the world have such an organization.

"Didi~The Federation is a country composed of three districts: Dongrao, Western Europe, and Beisai. The city of Saiya we are in now is a part of Dongrao."

"What about that day?!" Dongrao?Western Europe?Bei Sai?What areas are they? I have never heard of them.

"Didi~Tianchao is a country in the 80s, and more than 3031 years have passed since the solar calendar year 5000."

"Puff~cough cough" After hearing this, Li Xiaoyu spit out a mouthful of water, and choked hard.

"Didi~number 89757 needs timely treatment! Didi~number..." Fish Lover No. 1 heard Li Xiaoyu's cough, and his eyes began to turn red, twinkling.

"Ahem, I'm fine. I just choked on my saliva. Tell me about the last century." Li Xiaoyu subconsciously clenched the water glass.He always thought that he was in a research institute in a certain place, but he didn't expect... He wondered why there was a thing called the solar calendar suddenly.

"Didi ~ The end of the world came in 2012. Volcanoes erupted in large areas, and the global climate became colder, resulting in the extinction of animals and plants, and a sharp drop in population. In 2222, the great Faral discovered a star similar to the earth in the solar system, and Named Faral Star. Humans moved to a new planet and began construction for more than 200 years, and founded the Federation, which means no borders, using the solar calendar as a new beginning...but due to long-term radiation, newborns The birth rate was low, and the number of women began to decrease. Since the survey found that the number of women in the solar calendar 2023 began to gradually decrease until the last woman died in 2036, and women finally walked out of the history of the Federation”

"Did that mermaid appear at that time?!"

"Didi~ In theory, it is. After the death of the last woman, the country began to devote itself to the study of human reproduction. After years of hard work and the selfless dedication of Captain Hanoman, the first reproductive mermaid was born. And Married to the President in 2089 of the solar calendar, and gave birth to an heir the following year..."

"..." Li Xiaoyu sank to the bottom of the water resolutely, with his tail swinging unconsciously, swimming back and forth in the huge swimming pool, a silver-purple light flashed from time to time.

Hehe~ Marriage and childbirth, he must have eaten unclean things and caused nervous disorders, and there is a problem with the auditory system to hear such frightening words.

"The mermaid's...how do you choose a spouse?!" Li Xiaoyu emerged from the water and continued to ask dryly.

"Didi~ The spouse of the mermaid relies on contribution points in exchange for points, and the exchange value of each mermaid is 3000 million. Since you are the only evolved mermaid in the federation, the dean will consider increasing your exchange value to 6000 million, ranging from 9000 million"

"...I want to be alone for a while"

Who wants to be exchanged like an item, fall! ! !Any points, any contribution, go to hell! ! !I don't want to be replaced by someone to be my wife. I want a younger sister, dear.

Li Xiaoyu angrily slapped the water surface with the fish tail, causing splashes of water.

"Hehe, it seems that you are in good condition today, so energetic."

Hehe, your sister!Status, your sister!Vitality, your sister!

Dean Ou, who was thrown all over the water, was not annoyed, and wiped off the water on his face with a smile, "After the inspection tomorrow, you can leave here."

Leave after checking, do you think he is a fool?Say...wait "You mean, I can get the hell out of here?!"

"Although I am very reluctant, but we are going to part. You have been here for more than three years, I think you should take a breath of outside air... and find a suitable breeder"

"Yes, I really need to breathe the fresh air outside. If you don't mention the three words of breeder, I think the air outside will be more fresh." Li Xiaoyu jumped onto the edge of the pool with a little force on his tail.

"Did I tell you that a mermaid must find a breeder before the age of 25!!!"

"..." Li Xiaoyu's face darkened.

"Don't open your mouth. I can tell from your expression that I haven't told you about it. There's no way. I've been busy with things recently and forgot. But it's the same to remind you now. After the age of 25, no breeder was found. The country Will force you to go on blind dates until you meet a suitable breeder."

Li Xiaoyu seemed to see the words gloating in Dean Ou Jingwen's expression.

"I know, I! One! Definite! Will! Before! 25! Years old! Before! Engage! Definitely!" At that time, it will be enough to find a man to top the bag, get married, ha ha, what a joke .If you want him to get married, you might as well go on a blind date.

"Good luck"

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After being taken care of in various ways, Li Xiaoyu was finally packed and thrown out of the institute by the angry Dean Ou.Fortunately, the conscientious Dean Ou directly had Li Xiaoyu 'thrown' into a community near his home.As for whether I can find his home, hum~

"Tch~ You're so stingy, didn't you accidentally make a hole in your pants, why are you so angry!"

Li Xiaoyu didn't care about her little prank, but Dean Ou, who had accidentally made a hole in his pants, wanted to cry to death.Those trousers were given to him by his beloved. Li Xiaoyu made a big hole in him without wearing it twice, and he couldn't mend it no matter how hard he tried, how could he not be angry.

As far as the eye can see, the road is neatly planned, there is hardly an inch of idle land, and the houses are arranged very neatly. They are all on the same line when viewed horizontally and vertically. Although there is a distinction between high and low, they look like It was knocked out of a mould.

The road surface is flat and open, and it feels like stepping on sugar candy when you step on it, it is soft and elastic.There are many open shops on the side of the road, one next to the other. The signboards of the shops are the same size and shape. If you don't read the words on the signboards, you have no idea what type of shop it is.

Li Xiaoyu looked at the block in front of him, which seemed to be planned by a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and felt a sense of disobedience, and his uneasiness gradually became stronger with the flow of time.This is no longer the world he knew? !

Just as he was staring blankly at the unfamiliar surroundings, a streamlined car stopped in front of him.The car was about ten centimeters away from the ground, and there was no one in the driver's seat. Li Xiaoyu stared blankly at the opened door, a little confused.

"Excuse me, are you in the car?"

"Come on... that, please trouble No. 259, South Aiya District, the first star in the Eastern District of Saiyan."

Li Xiaoyu got into the car, and nonchalantly announced the house number of her house.The goddamn Dean Ou asked someone to throw him to this shitty place without any instructions, God knows where his home is.

"Guest, please don't joke around."

"I'm not joking, it's No. 259 South Aiya Community, No. [-] Interstellar, Eastern District of Saiyan." Li Xiaoyu vomited to death. Do you want to be so anthropomorphic, this broken machine?

"Sorry, declined"

Before he finished speaking, Li Xiaoyu was thrown out, and the car disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Fuck~ Is there a driver like you!? Hey~ It hurts me so much, I will definitely complain to you, what kind of service attitude..." Li Xiaoyu grinned as he clutched his sore buttocks and gave the car the direction to go Compared with a middle finger.

"Hey, how did you get thrown out by the levitation vehicle? This is the first time I've seen someone throw it out when I grow up so old."

Following the voice, Li Xiaoyu saw a head of golden hair, a plump face, a plump body... the whole person was plump, like a small ball.Fortunately, the five sense organs were not crowded together, otherwise I would be sorry for the audience! ——Li Xiaoyu's subconscious emotion.

"Do you know where No. 259, South Aiya Community, No. [-] Interstellar World in the Eastern District of Saiyan is?!" Li Xiaoyu didn't talk nonsense, and cut straight to the point.

"I know, my house is No. 258, and your house is next door to mine." The chubby boy pointed to the house not far behind him, and looked at Li Xiaoyu with pity.He looks so good-looking, but he is an idiot, and he doesn't even know where his home is.

"Thank you, fat and golden meatballs." Li Xiaoyu wiped off the sweat that didn't exist, smiled awkwardly and walked to her home.Little did they know that because of his words, others had fallen into a depressed mood, unable to extricate themselves.

Hey~ Ma Ma, some good-looking but evil-hearted beauties elder brother cursed me to be a fat, golden meatball.Boom~ I will never love again!

Li Xiaoyu rushes towards his home. As a member of the 21st century, what he hopes most is to have a house of his own. Although his family's economic environment was good before rebirth, the house is not his own after all. I don't have any sense of belonging. I didn't expect to be able to have my own house after being reborn here. I feel like I've found it.

However, when he opened the door of his house and saw a picture of a beautiful man coming out of the bath, his whole body was petrified...

Who is this Han Zhi running around naked in his house? ? ?