My old Gong seems to be a big villain wearing a book

On this day, the forum of Emperor University exploded, and the page that had not been accessed once in decades was completely collapsed because of a photo.

[Crying alone is worse than crying together, come on, let's all break up together!Not much to say, attached picture]

3L: Damn it! ! ! !The picture is so blurred that you can't see the face clearly! ! !Bad review! ! !

6L: Is there someone in Fu Mei's arms? ? ? ?There is someone in Fu Mei's arms, the problem is, that person is not me! ! !

7L: How could it be you in my husband's arms! !

16L: Wait! !Are you sure that person is not Brother Xuan?

28L: What are you thinking, brother Xuan is so short, don't insult me ​​brother Xuan!Brother Xuan has a net weight of 184, which is about the same as Fu Mei.

39L: Net volume?Take off the amount? 【Pick your nose】【Pick your nose】

44L: wash the amount! !

50L: wobuxin wobuxin! ! !

57L: Brothel, I'll give you 5 minutes, I want to know all the information about this goblin! !

63L: Brothel, I'll give you 10 minutes, I want to know all the news about Fu Mei! ! ! ! !

70L: Damn, what are the little goblin's hands doing?Touch your face?touch chest?

76L: Beast, let go of that bear, let me do it! ! ! ! !

79L: Let go of that bear, let me do it! !

88L: Me too, hehehe! !

97L: Wait, it's so late, what are these two doing?Um, do you have a room?

100L:! ! ! !

107L: Open, open a house?Is it so exciting?God I'm so sour, bye!

128L: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen to what you say, I just watch...

139L: What did JB say, of course he was going home in the middle of the night, and this is the community.

144L: Go home?community?Upstairs, the truth is revealed, they are cohabiting... I am broken in love.

157L: Living together?Don't stop me, my two-meter-long machete!My blue ticket actually cheated on me in front of me! !

187L: I don’t have a two-meter-long machete, do you want a two-meter-long cucumber?

204L: I don't have any cucumbers that are 1 meters long. Do you want lemons that are 7 meters long?

238L: Don't listen to me, this place looks familiar to me, it seems to be in the neighborhood opposite my house...

255L: Damn it! !Love Sanba, don't run, report the coordinates! !

287L: Seek the coordinates together! ! !

325L: From a brothel, check his coordinates! ! !

338L: If you want the coordinates of the fart, you can download it internally, so don't cause trouble to Fu Mei.

375L: Love Sanba, Sansanba, is it all you! !

425: Hehe, whisper bb, did you forget that I am a major in Fumei?who!dare!check!he! !

469L: Don't dare to forget, dare not forget.

512L: I'm from a brothel, I dare not...

562L: The brothel is here, I dare not...

605L: How should I describe my current mood?

642L: Today's wind is a bit noisy...

657L: suitable for jumping

662L: About?

666L: About!Come on, whoever doesn't come will be green! !

712L: sorry, green

739L: green...

Su Mu: "..."

He stared at the phone for a long time and didn't move until Zhao Yifan hurried over, pulling his eyes out of the phone.

"Sorry, sorry, traffic jam!"

Chen Qian glared at him: "The car is stuck in the fart, and you can't be sincere when lying. This is the first time I have heard of the subway traffic jam. If you dare to be late next time, I will blow your head off."

Zhao Yifan was startled, put his palms together quickly, and bowed to her: "Quiet the fire, hustle the fire, why are you so angry today!"

Chen Qian beat her chest and stamped her feet: "Broken! Love! Already!"

Zhao Yifan was instantly excited: "Breakdown? It's okay, it's okay, it's better than being alone. This proves that we have been in love after all. Sister Qian, you don't care about losing or losing. As long as you fall in love, it violates the purpose of the association... ...So, we didn't pay the breach of contract fee first."

Chen Qian slapped him on the shoulder with a backhand: "Give your grandma a leg, everyone is broken in love today, don't mess with us!"

After speaking, she led Xu Tingting forward angrily, and ignored Zhao Yifan.

Zhao Yifan didn't care either, seeing Su Mu still standing there without moving, thinking that he was frightened by the liquidated damages, he smiled slightly, with an air of immortality.

"Don't worry, our Singles Association has always been friendly and encourages members to get out of the singles as soon as possible. The liquidated damages are just a token fee, and it depends on your significant other."

Su Mu's mind was full of the word "little fairy" in the post bar, and he didn't take Zhao Yifan's liquidated damages into his heart at all.

The dining place of Shanxie is in a small alley, which is relatively remote, but it is an online celebrity shop, and there are many people.

When the two arrived on the second floor, the private room was already full of people.

"Come, come, welcome new members!" Zhao Yifan pushed Su Mu in, signaling to everyone.

Su Mu: "..."

He didn't say join!

After the big guy greeted Su Mu, he immediately buried himself in his phone.

Zhao Yifan didn't care, he raised his finger and pointed at the few people opposite, and winked at him.

"You already know those two. Let me introduce you to the ashes members of our single association. These brothers and sisters have not left since they joined the association. Although they have completed their second studies, they are still tenaciously present in the association, and they come to participate whenever they have nothing to do. Let’s get together, or come here to pass on the experience of being single. Teaching karma and preaching, saving all beings.”

This is indeed hardcore. They are all postgraduates, and they still come to participate in the activities of the Single Association.

amount……

He doesn't seem to be qualified to talk about others. It's been almost two years since he graduated from college, and he's still single. His mother and child have been...

Su Mu greeted several people politely, and finally Zhao Yifan led him to a girl with short hair.

"Come on, this is our boss! Chen Xuerou. Boss, this is what I told you, new member Su Mu, look good!"

Su Mu was speechless; when did he say he joined the Dan Association?Also, why do you say he is good-looking, shouldn't you praise him for being handsome?

Chen Xuerou looks a bit like a girl and has a strong imposing manner.

She looked him over from head to toe, and frowned: "Have I met you somewhere? Why are you so familiar?"

Su Mu was terrified, this president and Cheng Shuyu are good friends, could it be possible that he met him somewhere?

He said cautiously: "I look more popular, and I am quite similar to many people."

Chen Xuerou smiled: "Be humble little brother, your color is definitely the TOP in our club."

There are not too few members of the Shanxie, but everyone may work more or less on weekends, so there are only more than 20 people who came out for the party today.

The atmosphere is not right today, the big guys don't have time to gossip, they are all holding up their mobile phones, typing words.

Zhao Yifan already knew about the posting bar in the school at this moment, so he didn't dare to provoke them, so he led Su Mu to the sofa in the back, and introduced the senior sister from the External Relations Department to him.

The senior is called Tong Sihan. She wears glasses and looks very quiet.

Tong Sihan heard that Su Mu had just come from the student's house, and frowned: "You gave people a trial class in Xirui just now?"

"Ah."

"Is the surname Song? He looks handsome, a student from the attached middle school."

Su Mu nodded and sat on the sofa next to her: "Senior sister know?"

"That part-time job has been hanging in the group for a long time, because the student is handsome and the price is high. It is very famous in our area, but no one has been able to successfully accept the order."

Su Mu always felt that the word "take order" sounded like a takeaway, but it was true that Song Yun's accompanying reading price was really high.

The senior sister glanced at him, and said: "I have a junior, her younger brother is in the same class as Song Yun in the attached high school. He said that he immigrated from the college entrance examination, and when he first transferred to the attached high school, he cleaned up their former boss. Yes, now he is the No. [-] bully in the attached middle school, and he fights very hard."

Zhao Yifan immediately poured her a glass of wine: "Senior sister, listen to what you said, this kid is a school bully, this part-time job Su Mu can't take it."

Su Mu gave the senior sister a bottle of mineral water.

He just noticed that Tong Sihan didn't touch raw or spicy things very much, and only took a sip of wine, but she was wearing a light-colored skirt, which didn't look like a girl's routine, she should be taking medicine.

Zhao Yifan waved his hand: "Don't make trouble, senior sister can drink."

"I'm taking traditional Chinese medicine, so I can't drink alcohol." Tong Sihan nodded to Su Mu, then unscrewed the bottle cap and took a sip of water. The price is high, and it is very popular in our part-time job group. But he is very picky, so he has not decided on it."

Zhao Yifan nodded: "Understood, it means that Su Mu is a free companion today, and may not win the bid."

The senior sister was noncommittal, tilted her head and asked Su Mu: "I heard from Fanzi that you want to find a part-time job. Do you have any intentions? Do you want the kind of fast money but very tiring, or not tired and less money, or just a temporary idea? Earn pocket money and experience life casually?"

Su Mu thought for a while and said, "I don't want to experience life, but to earn living expenses."

"Make money to support the family? Okay, I understand, then you can introduce yourself to me first."

Several people were talking, when Chen Xuerou who was opposite suddenly walked out with a phone.

Because of the unexpected situation on the BBS, the overall atmosphere of the party was not quite right. The big guys swiped their phones in a group, except for occasional bumps and mourning about broken love experiences, they all swiped the screen with their heads buried, and didn't notice her at all.

Su Mu sat not far from the door, and when he looked up, he saw Chen Xuerou rushing out, but he didn't care.

He tried his best to think about the advantages of the original protagonist, combined with his actual situation, and gave a more pertinent introduction to his senior sister: "I used to work as an assistant...part-time job. Math and English are okay, but I haven't tutored high school students. , junior high school students should be fine..."

After he finished speaking, he thought for a while and added: "Senior sister, I now walk the dog part-time. If I can, I can also walk the dog for others."

Tong Sihan frowned: "Walking the dog? It's not easy to do. Nowadays, many people raise dogs as children. When encountering such difficult people, there are many things to do."

Su Mu felt that Fu Jiaojiao didn't treat dogs as children, but that she herself was a child.

As soon as he thought of this guy, he thought of the oolong photo in the post bar, and his head immediately ached.But Zhao Yifan became interested, and chased him to ask about the dog's breed and temperament, and finally patted him on the shoulder sympathetically.

"Nowadays, the dogs are very noisy, especially the big ones. When they go crazy, they don't know if it's you walking it or it walking you. Hey, it's really not easy to do this part-time job with your small body."

Su Mu felt that it was really not easy for him. He had to walk the dog and help his love rival protect the chrysanthemums. As a result, the photos were taken and posted on the Internet, and he became a little fairy who was beaten and killed for no reason.

"The dog is very nice and obedient, but the owner of the dog... is more noisy..." Especially after drinking.

Zhao Yifan looked at him in surprise: "How old is the owner of the dog? It sounds like a child. I'm afraid it's not a brat?"

Su Mujue's statement was quite correct, and he didn't refute: "It's about the same."

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard gasps from all around, and then, the originally low-pressure private room became even quieter, as if the pause button had been pressed.

Su Mu was a little strange, turned his head, felt his ears buzzing, and his mind went blank for an instant.

There were a few people standing at the door of the private room, and he saw Fu Chengjing...and Cheng Shuyu at a glance!