The days of selling stupid to your boss

On the other side of the hotel, the room of Wu Wenxi and the big white cat is not only lively, it can be called flying dogs. The big white cat's real name is Nott, and it comes from a distant cat.

This matter started from an accident in August, when a satellite from the earth deviated from the predetermined orbit and crashed into the satellite of Cat Star. The precious video data in it showed that there was a creature called fish on the distant earth, which seemed to be very delicious.

There was a heated debate within the cat star, and finally decided to give up the exploration. After all, human beings do not seem to be easy to get along with, and it will be troublesome if they touch the unknown laws of the earth.

Nott, who is also the little prince of the cat star, didn't think so. He secretly boarded the spaceship and ran to the earth, but he didn't choose a landing location, it was on the human road.In the eyes of Nott, the cars on the earth are just a pile of scrap copper and rotten iron. Although the environment of the two planets is very similar, there are still subtle differences in the composition of the air. Nott's paws just touched the ground, and he felt a little dizzy. Ye Xiao He acted bravely and knocked him out.

When he woke up, he saw Ye Xiao's big face. After all, he also had good intentions. With a wave of his cat's paw, the little prince Nott decided to break the rules and promote Ye Xiao to be a cat subject.

Don't look at him jumping directly from the building when he was leaving, he was very chic, but in fact he hurt his leg and didn't dare to stop at all, afraid of losing face, he stopped to rest when he ran far away.Originally, he didn't take the broken leg seriously. Their self-healing ability is extremely powerful. Such a small injury can't be difficult for him. As a result, the next day, he became a three-legged cat.

The little prince Nott looked at his injured leg and fell into deep thought. He might, seemed, probably touched the laws of the earth, and couldn't use his ability anymore...

To untie the bell, you need the person who tied it. He thought very well, as long as he finds Ye Xiao and turns him back into a human, he can recover his power. By the time he rushes back to Ye Xiao's apartment, it has already been deserted, without even a cat hair leave it to him.When he left, he was discovered by Ye Xiao's landlord, who chased and beat him with a broom for a long time, and then he was caught by the shameless Comrade Wu Wenxi and locked up at home.

The above comes from Nott's sad self-report. He found out early in the morning that he had regained his power and directly transformed into a human form. He originally wanted to avenge Wu Wenxi.But Wu Wenxi is still a policeman no matter what, with a strong sense of vigilance. When he opened his eyes, he found that there was a stranger with cat ears in the room, and he was groping at him. How could he let him go easily? The two of them instantly turned on the full martial arts mode , It's hard to fight.

When Bai Yu came and knocked on the door, the two of them huddled together and rested.

"So it's superfluous for me to save you?" Ye Xiao slowly straightened out his thoughts. Although this incident sounds unbelievable, he has indeed turned into a cat. Reality can't deceive people, and none of this is an illusion.

Nott snorted angrily and pinched his waist: "That's right, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been enslaved by him for so long!"

"...Wait, but I didn't ask you to turn me into a cat."

Nott glanced at him silently, and Ye Xiao felt that his eyes were full of contempt: "It is the duty of the royal family to reward common people. At least your heart is good, and you are worthy of encouragement."

Ye Xiao instantly sensed something was wrong: "I still want to thank you for co-authoring?"

"Otherwise!" Nott stared at the blue cat pupils, and said angrily: "I have granted you a license to become a member of our cat, although it is only for a period of time. But you must know that the last one who got this Honorable aliens, but 400 years ago, you didn't know how to be grateful, you humans really have no shame!"

"..." The corners of Ye Xiao's mouth twitched slightly, he didn't feel honored, and even wanted to hit the cat.

"Heh, you are the one who is really shameless." Wu Wenxi raised his eyebrows.

"You have no sense of shame!"

"How do I remember that when I picked up a certain cat, he was being bullied by a few wild cats and ran around, and the cry was so shrill, tsk." Wu Wenxi folded his arms and glanced at Nott lightly: "It seems that he is still hungry It's been a few days, and I'm going to dig through the trash can soon."

Nott choked at what he said, and his eyes were red with grievance in an instant: "Aren't they all your earth cats, I asked them to pay tribute and they actually laughed at me, not only mocking me, but also chasing me!"

This kind of behavior of the villain to sue first directly made Wu Wenxi laugh angrily: "They are not your subjects, and they don't need your protection at all. Why should they pay tribute to you?"

"...But, but I can protect them with my strength back, and I can also give them countless food."

"Then how do you know these things won't violate the rules?"

Unconvinced, Nott replied, "You'll know if you try it!"

Wu Wenxi sneered: "You don't know what's wrong at all. You give them food and provide protection, but you can't take it back at any time like Ye Xiao's spells. Is it possible that you can tell them to spit out what they eat? The protection you received told you to give me a beating."

Nott, who was poked, was like a leaking balloon, instantly collapsed into a ball and dared not speak, lowered his head and clasped his fingers aggrievedly.

"And you can't guarantee Ye Xiao's safety at all." Bai Yu followed suit: "Pets are not allowed in Ye Xiao's apartment, and the landlord kicked him out early the next morning to wander outside, can you be a little responsible? Heart."

Nott, who is loved by his family and is traveling far for the first time, has never experienced such a posture. Tears rolled in his eyes because of what they said. He didn't know what to say.

Wu Wenxi stretched out his hand to wipe away these tears in a funny way: "Why are you wronged first?"

"You...you people on Earth are all ganging up on my cat!" Nott said more and more aggrieved, his big blue eyes were misty, as pitiful as he could be.

Wu Wenxi slightly covered his lips with his hands and coughed lightly with a smile, feeling a little guilty in his heart. After all, he was not gentle to a cat. Not only did he flick his balls every day, but he also kissed him several times.

It seems that he not only played but also laughed at him, and wanted to castrate him frantically... No wonder he had such a big reaction that day, and he almost turned him into a cat father-in-law.

Just as several people looked at each other, a strange male voice came from outside the door: "Open the door, police."

Two people plus one and a half people, six eyes turned to Wu Wenxi.

Wu Wenxi was sweating coldly from what they saw, and he was also full of doubts. He opened the door and found out that he and Nott had fought too loudly in the morning, which alarmed the guests downstairs.

Downstairs, the guests went to the waiter. The waiter was a girl. She listened to the door for a long time, but she didn't dare to knock on the door. Then she went to the hotel manager. It happened that the manager on duty today was also a woman. She was afraid of accidents and misunderstandings that would damage the hotel. Fame, hesitated for a long time, and went back with the waiter to discuss countermeasures.

As soon as they left, Ye Xiao and the others came over. They spoke in a low voice, and the hotel had good sound insulation. When the manager came again, he sat on the door and listened for a long time, but there was no movement at all. He thought he had missed the best time, so he took out his mobile phone and called. police.

As soon as Wu Wenxi opened the door, Ye Xiao hurriedly asked Nott to squat down. If people saw this, they could enter the research institute to visit aliens tomorrow.

"Cough, Ah Hao." Wu Wenxi smiled and moved away so that his colleagues could look inside: "I had a fight with my friend this morning."

The target of the police was my captain. It wasn’t that the flood had rushed into the Dragon King Temple. The colleague smiled awkwardly, but just to be on the safe side, he leaned over and took a look. Except for the mess, there was no blood on the ground, and the three parties were all standing there. , should be fine.

After a few awkward greetings, I finally bid farewell to the police.The three of them let out a deep breath at the same time, and pressed their hearts back into their stomachs. If the police had to enter the door, they would really be in big trouble.

Bai Yu stretched out his arms to embrace Ye Xiao, smiled playfully, and waved at Wu Wenxi very disrespectfully: "We're going back first, you can take care of this trouble yourself."

"But Nott..." Ye Xiao was a little worried and looked at his Nott pitifully, and his intuition told him that keeping Nott here might be a sheep's way to a tiger's mouth.

Bai Yu smiled and kissed him: "Fool."

"..." Suddenly being kissed in public, Ye Xiao instantly turned into a braised crab. He stood sideways and didn't know which foot to step on. He stiffly covered the place where he was kissed, and was forcefully dragged out by him.

As for the future, let's take one step at a time. After all, the most impossible thing has come true, and it's time to go home for the New Year.