Black donkey hoof flagship store

beep beep-

It's the beep of a calculator.

——25 monuments were erected.

——The management fee is 5%, 1 yuan.

——To erect two monuments, the total cost is 50 yuan, and the management fee is 2 yuan.

——To collect the arrears of special households, 82 yuan.

Total: 135 million yuan

beep beep-

The slender, but full of strength fingers, like the touch in the advertisement, full of beauty and allure.

Beating the calculator ruthlessly...

Wan Teng Lin Mu calculated quickly, and hit the last equal sign.

Leaning back, arms folded in front of him, a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Although it's still a bit far from Tongtong's 600 million yuan," Wan Tenglin murmured to himself, "but when he first took office, he made more than 100 million yuan, which is a good harvest."

"Wow!"

"The boss is amazing!"

"I sold so many cemeteries when I first came here!"

The big security guard clapped his hands like a hired babysitter, with a pompous face but an unusually sincere applause.

【Happy Graveyard Senior Management Meeting】

【In meeting】

【do not disturb】

On the gate of the iron gray office building in the happy cemetery, there is a sign of "in meeting". The gate is closed tightly, and voices are faintly heard from inside.

On the first floor of the office building, a long round-corner conference table was newly added.

Ten meters by two meters, it can accommodate 18 people for a meeting at the same time.

Wan Teng Lin Mu was sitting at the top of the long conference table at this time, pressing the calculator "beep beep".

And the other protagonist of the high-level meeting, the only employee of the happy cemetery, the big security guard is sitting opposite Wanqi Linmu, at the other end of the round conference table.

clapping hands...

The big security guard smiled and clapped his hands for about half a minute, full of sincerity.

Like remembering something: "By the way, boss, we..."

The voice of the big security guard was a little cramped: "There are only two of us, why do we buy such a big desk, will we sit too far away?"

A desk ten meters by two meters.

There are eight large office chairs in each row.

Two large office chairs are placed on the top.

Wan Teng Lin Mu and the security guard, one on the left and the other on the right, sitting on top of each other...

In order to make his speech look more convincing, the security guard even leaned forward while speaking, proving that the distance is really far away and it is inconvenient to speak.

Wan Teng Linmu tapped the account book with a ballpoint pen, looked at the sixteen vacant office chairs with calm eyes, and did not answer.

Instead, he said: "Now our cemetery has regained a little blood, and it has been able to plug the recent capital deficit."

The happy cemetery has been running a deficit, and the water and electricity bills can hardly be paid. The money Wan Teng Linmu earned is simply urgent, just to pay the water and electricity bills for this month.

not so...

Cut off water and electricity.

Wan Tenglinmu said again: "In the current situation, if we use the surplus to develop the cemetery, there are indeed a lot of vacant land for us to develop, but...the problem is that no one comes to our cemetery to erect monuments, and the development is also idle. Funding to go in and develop."

The big security guard nodded solemnly and said, "That's right, the boss is right!"

Wan Teng Lin Mu used the tip of his pen to draw the total amount of money lightly, and drew a circle with a "swish -" to firmly enclose more than 100 million yuan in his own "cage".

"So I want to use the open space of the cemetery to develop a haunted house."

"Haunted house?"

The big security guard looked confused and looked at Wanqi Linmu with a blank face.

Wan Teng Linmu nodded: "We are a cemetery here, and there are so many open spaces, why not develop a haunted house. The haunted house in the cemetery has a natural atmosphere."

Run a haunted house to test the waters, and the office building will have a great atmosphere. Just decorate the office building to create the atmosphere of a haunted house.

The security guard's confused face turned into a surprised face, and then turned into an expression of deep admiration.

clap clap clap!

The big security guard clapped vigorously: "Boss, you are amazing! You are really smart! I admire you, boss!"

childcare.

Definitely babysitting.

Maybe it's a babysitter hired by my uncle...

The tip of the ballpoint pen "Duo!" landed on the ledger, and Wan Teng Linmu raised his lips and smiled: "Then it's settled, develop the haunted house."

The high-level management of the Happy Cemetery passed the vote unanimously.

"Wow," Wan Teng Linmu turned over a page of the ledger, "I've already done the calculations. If you find someone to do the decoration, the price will be too expensive. Why don't we buy the materials for the decoration ourselves?"

There is no need to paint the walls, it is pure natural and has a special atmosphere.

Buy some props needed for the haunted house.

Set the haunted house rooms into different themes.

Wan Teng Lin Mu sorted out the matters concerning the development of the haunted house one by one with the big security guard. After all, the entire Happy Cemetery was only the two employees.

Wan Tenglinmu looked up at the big security guard and said, "What you have to do is go to the business administration department and inquire about the cultural business license for opening a haunted house."

"oh oh!"

The big security guard nodded sincerely: "Okay, boss!"

Wan Tenglinmu said again: "Also, post a job advertisement."

The security guard continued to nod: "That's right, that's right! The boss is right, recruitment, there is only the two of us, there is no way to open a haunted house."

"Boss," the security guard asked, "How many staff do you need to recruit for the haunted house?"

Wan Teng Lin Mu raised his index finger and shook it, categorically saying, "One."

"One?"

The big security guard looked at Wanqi Linmu in surprise, and scratched the back of his head: "This... if only one staff member is recruited, pretending to be a ghost may not be enough."

What is the essence of a haunted house?

The haunted ghostly staff.

Grab ankles, slap shoulders, stick tongues out, gasp, and more.

If only one staff member is recruited, it is likely to die from overwork...

Wan Teng Linmu clasped his fingers together, put his arms on the table, rested his chin lightly on the clasped fingers, and smiled slightly.

squeak squeak-

The flickering yellow light hangs from the purlins, covering the faintly invisible smile of Wanqi Linshu, and covering the giant clam bracelet with an edge exposed by Wanqi Linshu.

"One is enough," Wan Teng Linmu's voice was very soft: "I have already found other staff members of the haunted house, and... no salary is required."

Don't need salary?

The staff of the haunted house is a dangerous job and is extremely vulnerable to injury. If the price is not suitable, it will be difficult to recruit, let alone those who do not need wages.

The big security guard scratched his head, as if he was puzzled, but then he smiled pleasantly.

"The boss is worthy of being the boss, so amazing!"

Wan Teng Lin Mu raised his eyebrows: "You go and prepare the recruitment advertisement first."

"Okay, Boss!" The security guard was full of energy: "I'll go right away!"

bang——

The back of the big security guard was full of vigor, striding out of the iron-gray gate of the office building, and closing the gate smoothly.

Outside the gate, the winter wind howled.

inside the gate...

Squeak - squeak -

As the security guard left, the winter wind rushed in through the crack of the door, pushing the old electric lights hanging on the purlins, and the swaying shadows of the lights continued to expand, moaning like a toothache...

Wan Teng Lin Mu kept clasping his hands and crossing his chin, and raised his eyelids leisurely, a little lazy, not wanting to make any effort, and his mouth didn't move much.

"You all heard what you said just now."

The ten-meter-by-two-meter round-corner desk boiled instantly.

Of the eighteen office chairs, only the one left by the security guard was vacant, and the rest of the office chairs were actually occupied by people!

No.

Not people, but special residents of the cemetery.

It turned out that Wanqi Linmu purchased such a large desk not for the office atmosphere, but for the number of people.

It is true that there are only two employees in the Happy Cemetery, the manager Wan Qi Lin Mu and the head of security, but there are still many special residents who are in arrears of rent living in the cemetery.

A special household that only Wanqi Linshu can see.

The residents sat at the table and held a cemetery management meeting with Wanqi Linmu and the security guard.

At this time, there were heated discussions and heated debates.

Da da!

Wan Teng Lin Mu tapped the table with his index finger, the crisp sound was not loud, but it was loud.

The boiling special residents instantly calmed down.

Wan Tenglin said lazily: "Everyone, the Happy Cemetery is going to develop a haunted house in the cemetery. You must pay back the accommodation fees that you owe, or..."

"Meat compensation."

Not all the residents are like Tong Tong, a hidden little rich man. Most of the residents have no money to pay the accommodation fee.

What Wan Teng Linmu said just now, the staff who do not need wages are actually these special residents.

Office buildings are ready-made haunted houses, and there are more ready-made haunted houses than office buildings…

Of course it is - a ghost.

And pretty scary!

The ballpoint pen kept flying and spinning at the fingertips, Wan Teng Linshu turned the pen easily, and smiled coldly, like a capitalist who would rather pour out the milk than give it to the poor.

"Have you made up your mind? Do you want to stay as a labor force to pay back the money, or...immediately, immediately, right now, pack your bags and move?"

【welcome! 】

[Welcome to the happy cemetery! 】

Wan Teng Lin Mu patted the fully registered "Enterprise Employee Register", an excel form, with 20 lines per page, and a full registration of three and a half pages.

The welcome bear made a clear and dull sound, and Wan Teng Lin Mu raised his head.

Zhou's skinny smile instantly switched to an amiable sales smile.

"Mr. Luo, you are here."

Wan Teng Lin Mu stood up and looked at the man in the windbreaker who came in through the iron gray gate.

The man changed into a windbreaker again, Burberry's classic Westminster black windbreaker, with hook and buckle shoulder straps, a D-ring belt, slightly narrowing the waist, and retaining the gun block design on the chest to prevent the impact of the recoil of firearms during the main battle, full of a There is a strong style of ascetic military uniform.

Wool brogues in black.

Vintage check cashmere scarf.

Patek Philippe Platinum Nautilus Perpetual Calendar Watch.

Dressed up like a mobile cash machine.

But just right atmosphere calm...

In his hand, he still carried the black musical instrument case.There were still black sunglasses on his face.

"I'm here to sign the contract."

Make an appointment today, sign the contract and pay the money.

Wan Teng Linmu put the prepared contract on the desk, "Shua—" pushed it over, and said with a smile, "Mr. Luo couldn't see it, I specially recorded the audio of the contract."

"No need."

Luo Shen raised his head with a smile, his gentle smile seemed to melt the winter ice and snow in the suburbs instantly, making the darkness nowhere to hide.

Luo Shen: "Sign directly, I trust you."

Wan Teng Lin Mu raised his eyebrows and kept smiling, but he was thinking in his heart.

When you tested me with the twins, you didn't believe me.

"Boss! Boss!"

The big security guard rushed in, sweating profusely, held up the "flyer" in his hand, and said enthusiastically, "Boss, take a look, how about this job advertisement?"

"Sincerely looking for a staff member of the haunted house, five insurances and one housing fund, food and housing included, good treatment, salary negotiable!"

"Boss, where do we post the job advertisement?"

"There is no need to post it."

The person who spoke was not Wanqi Linmu, the administrator of the cemetery, but Luo Shen, a customer who came to buy the cemetery.

Luo Shen naturally took the recruitment "flyer" in the hands of the security guard, shook it lightly, and smiled a warm gentlemanly smile at Wanqi Linmu.

The old yellow light poured on Luo Shen's dark sunglasses, revealing Luo Shen's closed eyes slightly.

In this moment.

The peacefully closed eyes slowly opened, revealing those...

Eyes that are lighter in color than ordinary people.

Like a melancholy and gentle aristocratic gentleman, gentle to the bone.

Luo Shen smiled and said, "Boss, what do you think of me?"