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Chapter 134 Gobi Fire Jade 6
"I……"
Mr. Xiaobai stared at the red light, and said slowly: "I hate him!"
Immediately, he jumped up, snoring vigorously through his hair, and yelled with jumping feet: "Surveillance! What the fuck is it surveillance! I hate his uncle!! No...he has no uncle!"
Wan Teng Lin Mu: "..." Does he even care if he has an uncle at this time?
The small black button in the necklace pendant is indeed a monitoring device.
Luo Shen picked out the monitor and threw it on the ground, "Crack!" When he crushed it, Mr. Xiaobai felt puzzled, and rushed up to the crushed monitor, stomping his feet "crackling" until he was sweating.
He kept cursing the "Three-Character Classic" in his mouth. It was the first time that Wan Qilin had heard so many Three-Character Classics. He really learned a lot...
Mr. Xiaobai pointed viciously at the shabby surveillance camera on the ground, and said, "Okay! You are cruel! From today onwards, you take your Yangguan Road, and I cross my single-plank bridge. I care whether you live or die! I won't play with you!" Already!"
As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to his father regardless of whether the other party was on or off.
——You were discovered by Lao Tzu, go play with your own bastard, scumbag!
After sending the text message like this, Mr. Xiaobai snorted, and turned off the phone directly. After thinking about it, he felt that it was not safe, so he simply threw the phone out with a "whoosh--".
In the vast Gobi, throwing the mobile phone out seems to be lost in the boundless sea, and the trace is instantly submerged, and it can never be found again...
When the thugs saw this scene, they all looked at each other, and the driver said with a smile: "Boss, so... we can go home now? Alright! Let's go back now. After we go back, we will have a roast duck first, and then we will have a bunch of meat." Spicy crayfish... Ahh!"
As he spoke, Mr. Xiaobai rewarded him with a chestnut.
The driver held his head aggrievedly and said, "Old...boss..."
Mr. Xiaobai said viciously: "Eat shit! Get in the car and drive north!"
The driver looked strange, scratched the back of his head and said, "Why are you still driving north?"
Mr. Xiaobai ignored him, got into the car, and waited for everyone to leave angrily. Seeing that there was no movement from everyone, he lowered the window, "bang bang bang" stretched out his hand and patted the car door, shouting: "What are you waiting for?" ? Let me personally invite you to the car?!"
When the thugs heard this, they all got into the car with their heads drooping. The driver was driving and muttering: "Didn't it be agreed, don't play anymore, why are you still driving north..."
Mr. Xiaobai was sitting in the back seat, and said with style: "What are you talking about, speak louder?"
The driver hurriedly said: "No, no, no boss, maybe it's the wind, the wind is too loud!"
Although Mr. Xiaobai's mouth is very decisive, but he is a typical knife-mouthed bean curd heart, and he must still be worried about his father.
Everyone got into the car and continued to drive north. This time, because there was no surveillance, the journey was very peaceful. In addition, Mr. Xiaobai's cell phone was also thrown away. His father must not be able to contact him. It can be described as calm.
"What the hell kind of place..." Mr. Xiaobai rested his cheeks and stared out of the window, seeing nothing but clods or stones, not even a fart.
The Gobi is getting more and more remote, there are no roads at all, and the car is extremely bumpy when driving up. Wan Teng Linshu doesn't get motion sickness at first, but now he feels uncomfortable and feels like vomiting when he bumps.
Luo Shen patted himself on the shoulder and said, "Let's wait a while."
Wan Teng Lin Mu didn't speak, and leaned on his shoulder with a pale face. All this was seen by Mr. Xiaobai from the corner of his eye.
Mr. Xiaobai said disgustedly: "You two, don't be so hot-eyed!"
Wan Teng Lin Mu: "..."
The road is not easy to walk, and there is a bit of wind, and the wind speed is very high. Their cars are all off-road vehicles, and they are the kind of super-performance off-road vehicles. Mr. Xiaobai spent a lot of money to buy them.
Under this kind of strong wind, the car was a little bit floating, and it couldn't drive fast. When driving fast, it felt like the chassis was floating, and the wipers were almost swept off by the strong wind.
"Damn it! It's suddenly windy!" The driver slammed the steering wheel impatiently in front and said, "Boss, the wind is too strong, there is sand everywhere, and I can't see the road at all!"
There is no vegetation here. Although it is not a desert, the vegetation on the ground is mostly weeds like psoriasis. They are patchy and bald. Locusts, breaking away from gravity, are dancing wildly in the sky!
"Crackling!" Stones kept hitting the car windows, and a sandstorm came.
The visibility was too low, and the place was unfamiliar, revealing a strange feeling, and the driver didn't dare to drive, so Mr. Xiaobai said, "Stop first, and rest where you are."
The driver stopped the car immediately, and everyone talked on the radio, telling the car behind: "Rest where you are! Rest where you are! Wait for the wind to stop before leaving."
The radio immediately rang: "Got it!"
There were a total of fifty people and several large carts, lined up in a spectacular manner.
The driver said, "Boss, I'll get out of the car and bring you some food and water."
Mr. Xiaobai gave a "hmm" and said in a very dignified manner: "Hurry up and come back soon."
The driver opened the car door, "Hoo----!!!", the wind was so violent that it almost knocked off the car door, and a gust of sand poured into the car, even waking up Wancheng Linshu.
"Cough, cough, cough—" Wan Teng Linmu choked on the sand in his nose, covered his mouth and said, "What is it?"
The driver hurriedly slammed into the car door, and the outside was so dim that it was almost impossible to see anything.
The driver went out for a while, but didn't come back immediately. Everyone thought it might be because of the strong wind, so they had to be slower. After waiting for a while, Mr. Xiaobai was already impatient: "What's the matter, he went to pierc his ears and eyes, so slow! "
After a while, "Hiss, hiss—" the voice came from the radio.
"Boss! Our luggage... sizzled—it was blown away a lot by the wind!"
When Mr. Xiaobai heard it, he cursed angrily: "What's going on?! It takes so much effort to get you food!?"
Not just the driver, but the thugs in several cars behind were the same. They got out of the car to take out their luggage, prepared to eat and drink, but when they opened the trunk, the strong wind blew the luggage away.
Blowing on the ground, making a "gurgling" sound, it rolled around for a while.
Even without the radio, through the window, mixed with the roar of the wind, you can still hear the shouts of the thugs outside.
"Chasing!!"
"What evil wind?! Is the black wind monster coming! It took all the luggage away!"
"Hold it quickly, let it fly away and see what you eat!"
The thugs yelled like flying kites outside, except that they were the kites being flown, chasing their backpacks and running around the ground.
The medical bags were relatively light, and they were directly rolled up into the sky, spinning upwards, and the thugs jumped up, flapping the medical bags like butterflies.
Mr. Xiaobai couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted angrily: "How stupid! I have to do it myself!"
He said, "Crack!" He kicked the door open and jumped off the off-road vehicle.
Wen Shiyi yelled: "Boss, don't run around!"
But Mr. Xiaobai had already got out of the car and left without looking back.
The wind and sand outside are very strong, and it is getting bigger and bigger, which has the meaning of engulfing everything, and the sky is full of dusk.The yellow sand is like the night, sweeping across the earth in an instant, blocking all light, and you can't see your fingers.
Mr. Xiaobai got out of the car and was swallowed up by the yellow sand. Wan Teng Linmu said, "Don't let him run around alone."
Wen Shiyi said, "I'm going to find him right away."
Without hesitation, Wen Shiyi immediately jumped out of the car, striding towards the direction Mr. Bai left.
Mr. Xiaobai got out of the car, the visibility was too low, he couldn't see anything at all, he didn't have much experience, he was just a pampered young master, when the strong wind blew over, the gravel hit his delicate skin and tender face directly, scratching his face in an instant. It hurts and hurts.
"Damn it!" Mr. Xiaobai covered his face with his arms, but it didn't seem to be working. He cursed, but sand poured into his mouth, and he grinded his teeth.
Mr. Xiaobai didn't have a sense of direction, so he couldn't see clearly, so he could only walk forward with his intuition. With a sound of "gudong!", it seemed that something was kicked under his feet.
Mr. Xiaobai looked down and saw that it was their team uniform.
I don't know who it is, lying on the ground, covering his head with the team uniform, as if avoiding the wind and sand.
Mr. Xiaobai got angry when he saw him, and immediately yelled: "What the hell are you doing sitting on the ground!? Get up! Did you catch the backpack? The backpack is lost, let you all drink the northwest wind... Bah, eat me A mouthful of sand!"
Mr. Xiaobai kicked the "thug" twice in a row, but after kicking, the "thug" did not move at all.
Mr. Xiaobai said strangely: "What are you doing?! Play dead!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to grab the "beater"'s team uniform, trying to pull it off his head.
hiss-
The team uniform was not worn, but covered his head. Mr. Xiaobai tore it down fiercely, and the team uniform fell off in an instant, and was blown by the strong wind. a rocket.
As the team uniforms "flew away", Mr. Xiaobai finally saw the "beater" clearly.
It turned out that the "beater" was not facing Mr. Xiaobai with his back, but was facing him.
As soon as the team uniform was torn off, the man's face was exposed, grinning grinningly at Mr. Xiaobai...
"Ho——!!!"
It's not their thugs at all, but a jade zongzi!
It was exactly the same as the Jade Man Zongzi I met before, with a pair of eyeless eye sockets upturned, and a creepy grin at Mr. Xiaobai.
"Hey!" He rushed forward.
"Oh shit!!"
Mr. Xiaobai didn't care about eating the sand, so he roared, kicked the rice dumpling on the face, kicked the rice dumpling that jumped up, and then turned around and ran away. For some reason, he subconsciously shouted: " Gouzi!! Gouzi—"
After he finished yelling, he seemed to be choking on the sand, a little stuck, and murmured, "Why did I call Gouzi?!"
Wen Shiyi got out of the car and rushed to the direction of the convoy behind, but he didn't see Mr. Xiaobai.
Wen Shiyi didn't know, he was walking in the right direction, but Mr. Xiaobai had a poor sense of direction, he turned when he got out of the car, and he was going in the opposite direction at all, so naturally he couldn't meet him.
Just when Wen Shiyi found the thugs and asked if he had seen Mr. Xiaobai, he suddenly heard a faint shout from a distance: "Goofy!! Gouzi——"
It's Mr. Xiaobai!
Wan Teng Lin Mu and Luo Shen were still in the car, and when they heard the screams, Wan Teng Lin Mu said: "It's broken, Eleven must have diverged from that idiot."
Luo Shen: "..." Idiot...
The two got out of the car quickly, and Luo Shen grabbed Wanqi Linmu and said, "The wind and sand are too strong, so pull me so as not to get separated."
The two hurried to the place where the shout was made, and Wen Shiyi also rushed over at the same time. The three of them touched their heads first and ran forward together.
Sure enough, in the thick yellow sand, I vaguely saw Mr. Xiaobai, not only Mr. Xiaobai alone, but also a jade zongzi!
The jade zongzi chased after Mr. Xiaobai, her nose collapsed, and there was a shoe print on her face, which must have been kicked by Mr. Xiaobai.
Mr. Xiaobai ran ahead and saw them too. He seemed to see his relatives immediately, and shouted: "Help me!! Save me fucking!!"
As he said, a gust of wind blew, and the wind and sand became thicker. Everyone immediately lost their direction. They couldn't see anything in front of them. The visibility was less than half a meter, and they could hardly see the people around them.
Mr. Xiaobai's eyes were suddenly squinted by the wind and sand, and physical tears flowed down his face in an instant. He couldn't open his eyes, so he could only squint his eyes and rub hard.
"I...I can't see!"
"what!"
Mr. Xiaobai yelled, "Gudong!" and fell to the ground.
Hearing Mr. Xiaobai's screams, Wen Shiyi ran towards the sound and shouted, "Don't panic! I'm here, follow the sound! Don't rub your eyes, be careful of the sand scratching your eyes!"
As soon as Wen Shiyi opened his mouth, Wan Teng Lin Mu and Luo Shen heard his direction, and quickly joined together. Mr. Xiaobai couldn't see him, so he got up in the dark and ran to this side.
Everyone saw clearly Mr. Xiaobai once again, and of course, there was also the jade zongzi behind him!
"Be careful!!" Seeing the jade zongzi stretching out his hand to grab Mr. Xiaobai with a grin, Wan Tenglinmu shouted.
Mr. Xiaobai couldn't see, was still crying, and his eyes were red. He had no experience, and he didn't wear goggles when he got out of the car. He felt that the goggles were too clumsy, unfashionable, and unsuitable for his temperament.
Jade Man Zongzi didn't make a sound, and Mr. Xiaobai didn't even know that he was only a few centimeters away from the danger.
Mr. Xiaobai heard Wanqi Linmu's reminder and said, "Watch out for what!?"
As he spoke, he felt nervous and subconsciously stretched out his hands.
Bang! !
What a coincidence, Mr. Xiaobai's lucky value switch was turned on again, and he gave Zongzi a big-eared spoon by shaking his hands.
The zongzi wanted to catch him, but he was thrown from a big-eared spoon and almost fell to the ground. It seems that Mr. Xiaobai has a lot of strength in his hands.
Mr. Xiaobai seemed to have bumped into someone, and his heart skipped a beat, but he heard Wen Shiyi's voice just now, so he subconsciously thought it was Wen Shiyi.
Immediately grabbed the jade zongzi and yelled angrily: "You son?! Your mother is finally here! I'm going to be blinded!"
He said, "Bang bang!" He punched the jade zongzi several times in a row.
Wan Teng Lin Mu: "..."
Wan Teng Lin Mu had a headache, and Wen Shiyi rushed over, "Boom!!" kicked the jade zongzi.
Zongzi let out a loud roar of "Hey!!", raised it backwards, and fell to the ground.
Mr. Xiaobai suddenly heard a strange "clack" sound, and thought that the rushing Wen Shiyi was a zongzi, and he was about to slap him.
"Bang!" Wen Shiyi grabbed hold of him and said, "No distinction between the enemy and the enemy? Let's go!"
Mr. Xiaobai said in shock: "Why are there so many dogs?"
Wen Shiyi smiled and said, "Why, how many more do you want? I can't satisfy you with one?"
Mr. Xiaobai: "..."
When Mr. Xiaobai heard him molesting himself, he immediately exploded and shouted like a firecracker: "Come here! I'll tear your mouth apart! Just your... that toothpick!! You have the nerve to say a fart!"
"A toothpick?" Wen Shiyi sneered, and said, "When we have time later, let's discuss in depth whether I am a toothpick or not."
Wan Teng Lin Mu felt that his headache was getting worse, did Mr. Xiaobai ignore that there were people around them?
"Get in the car!" Luo Shen yelled, calling the thugs behind: "Everyone get in the car!"
Because of the strong wind and sand, Wan Teng Lin Shu couldn't see anything at all, and kept holding Luo Shen firmly so as not to get lost.
Wen Shiyi also said: "Catch me, don't play tricks!"
Mr. Xiaobai is very disdainful, who is playing with his temper?But now his eyes hurt, he couldn't see clearly, and he was frightened, so he didn't dare to be stubborn, so he grabbed Wen Shiyi.
Everyone ran back to the car, Luo Shen got into the car, carried Wan Teng Lin Mu up, followed by Mr. Xiaobai and got into the car.
Mr. Xiaobai shouted: "I'm here, I'm here!"
He said, got into the car, and dragged Wen Shiyi into the car as well.
But he heard Wanqi Linmu's "Ho!", and Mr. Xiaobai said, "What's wrong? Why don't you drive! Stop yelling!"
Wan Teng Lin Mu really didn't want to be so uncivilized, but at this moment he wanted to swear: "What the hell did you drag up?!"
"Goofy!" Mr. Xiaobai even shook "Wen Shiyi"'s hand.
Needless to say, Wen Shiyi's hands suddenly became a little thinner?
He is clearly a fat man weighing two hundred catties, why is his palm so thin?
Skinny.
"Heck!!!"
Holding hands with Mr. Xiaobai, "Wen Shiyi" who was pulled up suddenly let out a loud roar.
"Ah—oh my god!!" Mr. Xiaobai realized something was wrong now, what he was grabbing was not Wen Shiyi at all, but Zongzi!
Just now, the wind and sand were so big that you couldn't see your fingers, and you couldn't see anything at all. Mr. Xiaobai grabbed the people around him and ran away. How did you know that the people around you were Zongzi, not Wen Shiyi? !
Mr. Xiaobai shivered in fright, let go of the skeleton hand suddenly, raised his leg and kicked, shouting: "Get the hell out of here!"
Mr. Xiaobai kicked the zongzi's chest, but the jade man's zongzi seemed to have been kicked too much, and he was already prepared, "Hey!" He immediately hugged Mr. Xiaobai's calf.
"Ah!!" Mr. Xiaobai yelled a series of times, and was almost dragged out of the car.
Wan Teng Lin Mu had quick eyes and quick hands, and grabbed Mr. Xiaobai, so it became a tug-of-war scene.
Mr. Xiaobai was the rope for the tug-of-war. Wanqi Linmu and Zongzi began to pull Mr. Xiaobai. Seeing that Mr. Xiaobai was about to be pulled out of the car, Wanqi Linmu pulled him back with all his strength.
"Grass……"
Wan Teng Lin Mu groaned in a low voice. Now that his spiritual power was restrained, he suddenly exerted strength, and felt a cramping pain in his abdomen. Cold sweat fell instantly, and he almost let go of his hands.
"Crack!" Luo Shen grabbed Mr. Xiaobai's wrist the moment Wanqi Linmu let go.
"I'm going to split!!!" Mr. Xiaobai yelled, his physiological tears from pain fell down, and he was in a hurry, Luo Shen dragged one arm, and the other arm tried his best to reach the door handle, and firmly grasped the door armrest.
"What's the matter, are you alright?!" Seeing that something was wrong with Wan Teng's trees, Luo Shen asked immediately.
Wan Teng Linmu endured the pain and shook his head. He must have moved too violently just now, but now the pain has eased.
Mr. Xiaobai yelled: "What the hell is wrong with me!!! Pants...pants...he ripped off my pants!!"
Zongzi grabbed Mr. Xiaobai's leg, tug-of-war with him, and dragged down indiscriminately, and ended up grabbing Mr. Xiaobai's pants.
Luo Shen originally wanted to cut off Zongzi's hand, but if he did this, he might lose his horse. When he heard the pants, he immediately said, "Take off your pants."
"What?!" Mr. Xiaobai yelled, at first he didn't understand, but soon his eyes moved.
Seeing that his trousers were about to be pulled off, Mr. Xiaobai took advantage of his quick wits, let go of his grip on the door handle, and undid his belt with a "click".
Whoosh-! !
The trousers in the suit flew out of the car with the belt rolled up.
The zongzi was unprepared, pulled his trousers and flew out, "Bang!" and fell outside the car.
At this moment, Wen Shiyi suddenly rushed up from behind, relying on the richness of the yellow sand, he made a fist with his left hand "Shua!", and the bone spurs immediately grew out from the back of the hand, making a sound of "Pricking——".
Wen Shiyi's bone spur touched the zongzi's neck, and with a sound of "shua--", he cut the zongzi's throat and head off.
Wen Shiyi took care of the zongzi, and immediately jumped into the car, saying, "Hurry up! There are more than one zongzi below."
"What?" More than one?
Mr. Xiaobai climbed into the car and said, "One is already hard to deal with, why are there so many zongzi?!"
Everyone said, and quickly slammed all the doors to prevent the zongzi from catching up.
Wen Shiyi got into the car, and couldn't help turning his eyes to Mr. Xiaobai, and then laughed: "Yo, I didn't see clearly last night, the legs are so white!"
Mr. Xiaobai: "..." I'll fuck you! !
More than white legs?Mr. Xiaobai took off his trousers, and he could still see some intense marks, which seemed to be left over from last night.
The change of clothes was in the trunk, and they couldn't get out of the car. Mr. Xiaobai hurriedly wrapped up his coat to cover a little, and said, "What are you waiting for, drive!"
Wen Shiyi said confidently, "Me? I don't know how to drive."
Mr. Xiaobai stared and said, "You can't drive?!"
Wen Shiyi smiled and said, "No, but...my driving skills are pretty good."
Mr. Xiaobai: "..."
Mr. Xiaobai looked at Wanqi Linmu and Luo Shen again. Wanqi Linmu has a stomachache now. Although he is better, he still has some faint pain. Driving like this is very dangerous.
And Luo Shen...
If this is a forest, let Luo Shen make some kind of Qimen Dunjia, and he can throw off the rice dumplings, but here is a vast expanse, there are no obstacles at all, and Luo Shen can only drive classic cars.
Mr. Xiaobai was very angry, and said cursingly: "I raised you so much that I let you be uncles. You are the boss and I am the boss!?"
As he spoke, he was furious, but he still stood up, stepped over the seat, and got into the driver's seat.
Wen Shiyi saw him standing up and striding, inevitably showing his legs, but couldn't help it, so he blew a whistle, causing Mr. Xiaobai to stare at him hard.
Wen Shiyi got into the co-pilot from the back seat, and said with a smile, "Boss, it's really exciting for you to drive like this."
Mr. Xiaobai said viciously: "I stimulated your mother!"
Wen Shiyi smiled and said, "To tell you the truth, boss, I don't have a mother, but I have two fathers."
Of course, Mr. Xiaobai didn't believe it, and stared at him like he was crazy.
hum-
The car started quickly, and as soon as it started, there was a "snap!!!" and something rushed straight up and hit their windshield.
"Damn it!!!" Mr. Xiaobai yelled in fright, subconsciously stepping on the gas pedal.
Snapped--! !
The thing that hits has acceleration, and the car also has acceleration. The relative phase velocities are added together, and the speed is a bit high.
In an instant, it was smashed into pieces and turned into a "mural" on the car window.
Jade Zongzi!
A zongzi suddenly jumped out.
No, more than one!
Bang bang bang! !
At the same time, the car was in all directions, suddenly a lot of jade dumplings rushed out, hitting their car, and quickly climbed up the car. The paint was scratched in a mess.
"You bastards!!" Mr. Xiaobai said viciously, hearing the harsh scratching sound, "Damn it, I just repainted the car!"
Wan Teng Linmu suddenly felt that it was a wrong choice to let Mr. Xiaobai drive, and he might as well bear the pain and go into battle.
Mr. Xiaobai stepped on the accelerator and yelled on the radio at the same time: "Drunkard, where did you die!?"
The drunkard was the original driver of their car, and the radio of one of the cars rang: "Boss, I'm here! There are so many rice dumplings! Let's drive away first!"
Mr. Xiaobai couldn't help but swear: "Damn, deserter! Even the boss doesn't care, go back and deduct your salary!"
While cursing, Mr. Xiaobai was driving, the car made a tractor-like sound of "rumbling--" and spat: "What's going on?!"
Wan Teng Linmu endured the pain and said, "Have you been stepping on the clutch?"
Off-road vehicles are manual transmissions. After all, the mobility of automatic transmissions is too poor. Their off-road vehicles have strong performance. If they are equipped with automatic transmissions, a large part of their value will not be reflected.
However, Mr. Xiaobai always drives with automatic transmission, and there is a driver when he goes out, so he generally does not need to drive by himself.
Mr. Xiaobai shouted: "What? Is that a clutch? Isn't it a brake?"
Wan Teng Linmu rubbed his forehead and said, "Left clutch, middle brake, right accelerator!"
"Oh..." Mr. Xiaobai honestly agreed, seemed to be very educated, nodded, and muttered to himself: "Left clutch, brake and right accelerator, left clutch, brake and right accelerator..."
Bang bang bang! !
The zongzi kept rushing out, coming out of the yellow sand and the strong wind, and kept hitting the car. Because the wind was strong, the car would have been floating after driving fast, and it was hit crookedly by the zongzi, swaying non-stop, like a crazy silver snake. Dance, has been walking the S curve.
Wan Teng Lin Mu let out a "vomit--" and almost threw up, his face was ugly.
It was rare for Mr. Xiaobai to say "considerately": "Do you have a stomach-intestinal cold, stomachache and nausea, and you are not acclimatized, take some medicine!"
Wan Teng Lin Mu: "..."
Wan Teng Lin Mu said with difficulty: "Just drive a little more steadily."
"Hahaha!" Seeing those zongzi chasing them, but unable to rush into the car, Mr. Xiaobai relaxed and had a sense of accomplishment, jokingly said, "You look like you are pregnant! Hahaha ..."
As he spoke, he laughed to himself, but the others couldn't, because Mr. Xiaobai had revealed the truth.
Mr. Xiaobai laughed for a while, and found that he was the only one laughing, and said, "No...isn't it fun?"
"what--!!"
While he was talking, he suddenly yelled, and at some point a rice dumpling climbed onto their car, suddenly poked its head down from the roof, and hung upside down in front of the windshield.
Mr. Xiaobai was blocked by him, and the car shook violently.
Mr. Xiaobai beat the wheel hard, back and forth, trying to throw the zongzi down, but the zongzi didn't move at all, as if it was nailed to their car.
Not only that, the zongzi even hit the windshield with its head "Dang!! Dang! Dang——".
"Damn it..." Mr. Xiaobai scolded: "Iron head skill?! I see you came from Shaolin Temple? Hit it, if you have the ability, smash the windshield for me. I am bulletproof. If you can smash it, I'll..."
click -
Before Mr. Xiaobai finished cursing, he heard a "click...", a slight sound, and the windshield really broke a small hole.
However, because it is specially treated glass, it will not shatter, it just cracked a hole.
bang——
Bang!
The zongzi was still hitting the glass tirelessly, its head had been cracked open, the black brain and bone scum broke the glass, but it was still bumping tirelessly.
"I can't see it!"
The black slurry of the zongzi flowed out and stuck to the glass, the windshield wiper was also broken, and the vision was instantly blocked.
Luo Shen let out a "tsk", suddenly lowered the window glass, leaned forward slightly, and said "click!", the gun was loaded in his hand, and there was basically no need to aim at the time.
Bang!
A bullet went out.
Zongzi yelled "Hey!", and was directly crossed by the bullet. With great force, Zongzi flew out, fell to the ground, and Gululu rolled away.
"Good fight!!"
Wan Tenglinmu was still thinking that Luo Shen's marksmanship was too accurate, and this shot might reveal his identity, but Mr. Xiaobai had already "justified": "Good shot! It's not in vain. I asked the teacher to tell you to shoot, and About money from the shooting range!"
Wan Teng Lin Mu: "..." They don't need to explain at all, Mr. Xiaobai's heart is really not ordinary.
As Mr. Xiaobai spoke, he felt a pair of fiery eyes staring at him all the time. When he turned his head, he saw Gouzi's wretched squinting eyes.
Mr. Xiaobai said viciously: "Don't look at it! Where are you looking!?"
It's really good for Wen Shiyi to look at him, because Mr. Xiaobai is well-dressed, but not wearing pants, forming a huge contrast. He looks very "loose", and he is still driving, stepping on the clutch, accelerator and brake, which is quite...
Wen Shiyi smiled and said, "I didn't see anything about you, I was just thinking... where are there so many zongzi?"
Luo Shen said: "I don't know if you have noticed, but these rice dumplings are warm."
"Warm?" Wan Teng Lin Mu didn't pay attention, and said, "Zongzi are dead bodies, how can they be warm?"
Luo Shen said: "It may be because of the jade clothes on them."
Wan Teng Lin Mu suddenly realized and said, "Fire Jade."
"Huoyu?" Mr. Xiaobai said in shock, "Are these zongzi wearing Huoyu's clothes?"
Wan Teng Lin Mu said: "Boss, didn't you come to look for Huoyu?"
While driving, Mr. Xiaobai said: "I'm not here to look for fire jade, I've never seen that thing before, but that old immortal liked to study before, and said that he and my mother got married because of fire jade! Who the hell Do you know how many truths he has in his mouth?"
Speaking of this, Wen Shiyi suddenly shouted: "Look ahead!"
Tree!
It is a big tree!
Birds don't shit or lay eggs in this place, yet there is such a big towering tree.
The sky was full of yellow sand, and the visibility was less than half a meter. Wen Shiyi was the first to see the trees. The speed of the car was not low.
"bass--!!!"
The car scraped along the tree trunks, and still hit some tree trunks slightly, but the impact was not strong, and I thought it escaped disaster.
how do you know...
In order to hide from the big tree, Mr. Xiaobai didn't even notice that there was a big hole beside him.
The car suddenly fell into the big pit with a sound of "Boom!"
Boom-! !
The dust and the loud noise mixed together, and Luo Shen held Wan Teng Lin Mu in his arms and hugged him tightly to prevent him from being injured.
Violent shaking and rolling, the car rolled into the big pit, and Wan Teng Lin Mu was firmly protected in Luo Shen's arms. He felt the world shaking for a while, but he was not injured.
The noise soon ended, and only the sound of sand and soil could be heard. The car rolled down the big pit, and the sand and soil slid down from the pit and spilled on the car.
The whole car was overturned, and the driver's seat was facing down. Luo Shen hurriedly lowered his head to check Wan Teng Lin Mu in his arms, and said in a low voice, "Mu Mu, are you okay?"
Wan Teng Lin Mu just felt dizzy from rolling over, but he was not hurt. He shook his head and said, "It's okay, how about you?"
Luo Shen shook his head and said, "Come on, go out first."
Luo Shen climbed out of the car and dragged Wanqi Linshu out. The car was deformed. I don't know what happened to Wen Shiyi and Mr. Xiaobai.
Bang!
At this moment, the co-pilot's door was slammed open, and Wen Shiyi crawled out from inside in a disheveled state, "Pooh" spat out a mouthful of sand, and said, "Everyone all right?"
Wan Teng Lin Mu said: "We are fine, where is Mr. Xiaobai?"
Wen Shiyi clawed at the car door, and instead of getting out, he pointed to the bottom, because the car was turned over, and the bottom was just in the direction of the driver's seat.
Wen Shiyi said: "I don't know whether to say he is lucky or unlucky. This big pit should be a robber's hole, and it is very deep inside. He fell into the robber's hole."
Wan Teng Lin Mu: "..." This is a one in ten thousand chance, right?
Along the way they walked, there were many such big pits, but none of them had been dug so deep.
Wen Shiyi said, "I'm afraid there are tombs down here."
The car happened to be stuck at the entrance of the robbery cave. Because it was a modified car, it was very heavy, and everyone couldn't move it away. Moreover, if it was moved abruptly, it might cause the cavern to collapse.
Luo Shen picked up the luggage and asked everyone to carry it on their backs, then took out the rope and tied it to the car, and everyone slid down the driver's window directly into the robbery hole.
It was dark under the robbery cave, Luo Shen was the first to slide down, Wan Teng Lin Mu followed behind, and Wen Shiyi was in the rear.
Turn on the flashlight, it's like a mine, very deep and dark.
Wan Teng Lin Mu said: "Mr. Xiaobai fell from such a high place, is he still alive?"
"Not necessarily." Luo Shen said, "Listen."
Hulahula...
It turned out to be the sound of running water.
It echoes non-stop in the open environment.
Wan Teng Lin Mu said: "There is an undercurrent here?"
Wen Shiyi said: "No wonder there is such a big tree growing on it. It turns out that it is nourished by the underground river."
Everyone slid down, and they saw the water flow, the water flow was quite fast, and the water volume was not small.
I didn't expect such a dry place to have water.
Then the sinking of the ship may not be nonsense...
Everyone slid down, landed on the ground, unloaded the rope, and saw a white shadow, lying in the river, being rushed downstream by the current.
"Mr. Xiaobai?"
After Mr. Xiaobai fell, he obviously passed out. He didn't know whether he was dead or alive at this time, and was quickly washed away by the current.
Wen Shiyi didn't care too much, jumped into the water quickly, swam quickly to Mr. Xiaobai, hooked Mr. Xiaobai's neck, and dragged him to the shore.
When Mr. Xiaobai was dragged up, he looked like a drowned chicken, paralyzed on the ground motionless, his chest basically did not rise and fall, and his breathing was very weak.
"He choked on water." Luo Shen said.
Luo Shen said, and immediately pushed Mr. Xiaobai into a side-lying position, "Wow—" After a while, Mr. Xiaobai spit out a mouthful of water by himself, but he didn't intend to wake up.
Wen Shiyi tested Mr. Xiaobai's breathing, and said, "Should I do artificial respiration?"
He said, without waiting for everyone's reaction, he quickly suppressed it.
Small
Mr. Xiaobai stared at the red light, and said slowly: "I hate him!"
Immediately, he jumped up, snoring vigorously through his hair, and yelled with jumping feet: "Surveillance! What the fuck is it surveillance! I hate his uncle!! No...he has no uncle!"
Wan Teng Lin Mu: "..." Does he even care if he has an uncle at this time?
The small black button in the necklace pendant is indeed a monitoring device.
Luo Shen picked out the monitor and threw it on the ground, "Crack!" When he crushed it, Mr. Xiaobai felt puzzled, and rushed up to the crushed monitor, stomping his feet "crackling" until he was sweating.
He kept cursing the "Three-Character Classic" in his mouth. It was the first time that Wan Qilin had heard so many Three-Character Classics. He really learned a lot...
Mr. Xiaobai pointed viciously at the shabby surveillance camera on the ground, and said, "Okay! You are cruel! From today onwards, you take your Yangguan Road, and I cross my single-plank bridge. I care whether you live or die! I won't play with you!" Already!"
As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to his father regardless of whether the other party was on or off.
——You were discovered by Lao Tzu, go play with your own bastard, scumbag!
After sending the text message like this, Mr. Xiaobai snorted, and turned off the phone directly. After thinking about it, he felt that it was not safe, so he simply threw the phone out with a "whoosh--".
In the vast Gobi, throwing the mobile phone out seems to be lost in the boundless sea, and the trace is instantly submerged, and it can never be found again...
When the thugs saw this scene, they all looked at each other, and the driver said with a smile: "Boss, so... we can go home now? Alright! Let's go back now. After we go back, we will have a roast duck first, and then we will have a bunch of meat." Spicy crayfish... Ahh!"
As he spoke, Mr. Xiaobai rewarded him with a chestnut.
The driver held his head aggrievedly and said, "Old...boss..."
Mr. Xiaobai said viciously: "Eat shit! Get in the car and drive north!"
The driver looked strange, scratched the back of his head and said, "Why are you still driving north?"
Mr. Xiaobai ignored him, got into the car, and waited for everyone to leave angrily. Seeing that there was no movement from everyone, he lowered the window, "bang bang bang" stretched out his hand and patted the car door, shouting: "What are you waiting for?" ? Let me personally invite you to the car?!"
When the thugs heard this, they all got into the car with their heads drooping. The driver was driving and muttering: "Didn't it be agreed, don't play anymore, why are you still driving north..."
Mr. Xiaobai was sitting in the back seat, and said with style: "What are you talking about, speak louder?"
The driver hurriedly said: "No, no, no boss, maybe it's the wind, the wind is too loud!"
Although Mr. Xiaobai's mouth is very decisive, but he is a typical knife-mouthed bean curd heart, and he must still be worried about his father.
Everyone got into the car and continued to drive north. This time, because there was no surveillance, the journey was very peaceful. In addition, Mr. Xiaobai's cell phone was also thrown away. His father must not be able to contact him. It can be described as calm.
"What the hell kind of place..." Mr. Xiaobai rested his cheeks and stared out of the window, seeing nothing but clods or stones, not even a fart.
The Gobi is getting more and more remote, there are no roads at all, and the car is extremely bumpy when driving up. Wan Teng Linshu doesn't get motion sickness at first, but now he feels uncomfortable and feels like vomiting when he bumps.
Luo Shen patted himself on the shoulder and said, "Let's wait a while."
Wan Teng Lin Mu didn't speak, and leaned on his shoulder with a pale face. All this was seen by Mr. Xiaobai from the corner of his eye.
Mr. Xiaobai said disgustedly: "You two, don't be so hot-eyed!"
Wan Teng Lin Mu: "..."
The road is not easy to walk, and there is a bit of wind, and the wind speed is very high. Their cars are all off-road vehicles, and they are the kind of super-performance off-road vehicles. Mr. Xiaobai spent a lot of money to buy them.
Under this kind of strong wind, the car was a little bit floating, and it couldn't drive fast. When driving fast, it felt like the chassis was floating, and the wipers were almost swept off by the strong wind.
"Damn it! It's suddenly windy!" The driver slammed the steering wheel impatiently in front and said, "Boss, the wind is too strong, there is sand everywhere, and I can't see the road at all!"
There is no vegetation here. Although it is not a desert, the vegetation on the ground is mostly weeds like psoriasis. They are patchy and bald. Locusts, breaking away from gravity, are dancing wildly in the sky!
"Crackling!" Stones kept hitting the car windows, and a sandstorm came.
The visibility was too low, and the place was unfamiliar, revealing a strange feeling, and the driver didn't dare to drive, so Mr. Xiaobai said, "Stop first, and rest where you are."
The driver stopped the car immediately, and everyone talked on the radio, telling the car behind: "Rest where you are! Rest where you are! Wait for the wind to stop before leaving."
The radio immediately rang: "Got it!"
There were a total of fifty people and several large carts, lined up in a spectacular manner.
The driver said, "Boss, I'll get out of the car and bring you some food and water."
Mr. Xiaobai gave a "hmm" and said in a very dignified manner: "Hurry up and come back soon."
The driver opened the car door, "Hoo----!!!", the wind was so violent that it almost knocked off the car door, and a gust of sand poured into the car, even waking up Wancheng Linshu.
"Cough, cough, cough—" Wan Teng Linmu choked on the sand in his nose, covered his mouth and said, "What is it?"
The driver hurriedly slammed into the car door, and the outside was so dim that it was almost impossible to see anything.
The driver went out for a while, but didn't come back immediately. Everyone thought it might be because of the strong wind, so they had to be slower. After waiting for a while, Mr. Xiaobai was already impatient: "What's the matter, he went to pierc his ears and eyes, so slow! "
After a while, "Hiss, hiss—" the voice came from the radio.
"Boss! Our luggage... sizzled—it was blown away a lot by the wind!"
When Mr. Xiaobai heard it, he cursed angrily: "What's going on?! It takes so much effort to get you food!?"
Not just the driver, but the thugs in several cars behind were the same. They got out of the car to take out their luggage, prepared to eat and drink, but when they opened the trunk, the strong wind blew the luggage away.
Blowing on the ground, making a "gurgling" sound, it rolled around for a while.
Even without the radio, through the window, mixed with the roar of the wind, you can still hear the shouts of the thugs outside.
"Chasing!!"
"What evil wind?! Is the black wind monster coming! It took all the luggage away!"
"Hold it quickly, let it fly away and see what you eat!"
The thugs yelled like flying kites outside, except that they were the kites being flown, chasing their backpacks and running around the ground.
The medical bags were relatively light, and they were directly rolled up into the sky, spinning upwards, and the thugs jumped up, flapping the medical bags like butterflies.
Mr. Xiaobai couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted angrily: "How stupid! I have to do it myself!"
He said, "Crack!" He kicked the door open and jumped off the off-road vehicle.
Wen Shiyi yelled: "Boss, don't run around!"
But Mr. Xiaobai had already got out of the car and left without looking back.
The wind and sand outside are very strong, and it is getting bigger and bigger, which has the meaning of engulfing everything, and the sky is full of dusk.The yellow sand is like the night, sweeping across the earth in an instant, blocking all light, and you can't see your fingers.
Mr. Xiaobai got out of the car and was swallowed up by the yellow sand. Wan Teng Linmu said, "Don't let him run around alone."
Wen Shiyi said, "I'm going to find him right away."
Without hesitation, Wen Shiyi immediately jumped out of the car, striding towards the direction Mr. Bai left.
Mr. Xiaobai got out of the car, the visibility was too low, he couldn't see anything at all, he didn't have much experience, he was just a pampered young master, when the strong wind blew over, the gravel hit his delicate skin and tender face directly, scratching his face in an instant. It hurts and hurts.
"Damn it!" Mr. Xiaobai covered his face with his arms, but it didn't seem to be working. He cursed, but sand poured into his mouth, and he grinded his teeth.
Mr. Xiaobai didn't have a sense of direction, so he couldn't see clearly, so he could only walk forward with his intuition. With a sound of "gudong!", it seemed that something was kicked under his feet.
Mr. Xiaobai looked down and saw that it was their team uniform.
I don't know who it is, lying on the ground, covering his head with the team uniform, as if avoiding the wind and sand.
Mr. Xiaobai got angry when he saw him, and immediately yelled: "What the hell are you doing sitting on the ground!? Get up! Did you catch the backpack? The backpack is lost, let you all drink the northwest wind... Bah, eat me A mouthful of sand!"
Mr. Xiaobai kicked the "thug" twice in a row, but after kicking, the "thug" did not move at all.
Mr. Xiaobai said strangely: "What are you doing?! Play dead!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to grab the "beater"'s team uniform, trying to pull it off his head.
hiss-
The team uniform was not worn, but covered his head. Mr. Xiaobai tore it down fiercely, and the team uniform fell off in an instant, and was blown by the strong wind. a rocket.
As the team uniforms "flew away", Mr. Xiaobai finally saw the "beater" clearly.
It turned out that the "beater" was not facing Mr. Xiaobai with his back, but was facing him.
As soon as the team uniform was torn off, the man's face was exposed, grinning grinningly at Mr. Xiaobai...
"Ho——!!!"
It's not their thugs at all, but a jade zongzi!
It was exactly the same as the Jade Man Zongzi I met before, with a pair of eyeless eye sockets upturned, and a creepy grin at Mr. Xiaobai.
"Hey!" He rushed forward.
"Oh shit!!"
Mr. Xiaobai didn't care about eating the sand, so he roared, kicked the rice dumpling on the face, kicked the rice dumpling that jumped up, and then turned around and ran away. For some reason, he subconsciously shouted: " Gouzi!! Gouzi—"
After he finished yelling, he seemed to be choking on the sand, a little stuck, and murmured, "Why did I call Gouzi?!"
Wen Shiyi got out of the car and rushed to the direction of the convoy behind, but he didn't see Mr. Xiaobai.
Wen Shiyi didn't know, he was walking in the right direction, but Mr. Xiaobai had a poor sense of direction, he turned when he got out of the car, and he was going in the opposite direction at all, so naturally he couldn't meet him.
Just when Wen Shiyi found the thugs and asked if he had seen Mr. Xiaobai, he suddenly heard a faint shout from a distance: "Goofy!! Gouzi——"
It's Mr. Xiaobai!
Wan Teng Lin Mu and Luo Shen were still in the car, and when they heard the screams, Wan Teng Lin Mu said: "It's broken, Eleven must have diverged from that idiot."
Luo Shen: "..." Idiot...
The two got out of the car quickly, and Luo Shen grabbed Wanqi Linmu and said, "The wind and sand are too strong, so pull me so as not to get separated."
The two hurried to the place where the shout was made, and Wen Shiyi also rushed over at the same time. The three of them touched their heads first and ran forward together.
Sure enough, in the thick yellow sand, I vaguely saw Mr. Xiaobai, not only Mr. Xiaobai alone, but also a jade zongzi!
The jade zongzi chased after Mr. Xiaobai, her nose collapsed, and there was a shoe print on her face, which must have been kicked by Mr. Xiaobai.
Mr. Xiaobai ran ahead and saw them too. He seemed to see his relatives immediately, and shouted: "Help me!! Save me fucking!!"
As he said, a gust of wind blew, and the wind and sand became thicker. Everyone immediately lost their direction. They couldn't see anything in front of them. The visibility was less than half a meter, and they could hardly see the people around them.
Mr. Xiaobai's eyes were suddenly squinted by the wind and sand, and physical tears flowed down his face in an instant. He couldn't open his eyes, so he could only squint his eyes and rub hard.
"I...I can't see!"
"what!"
Mr. Xiaobai yelled, "Gudong!" and fell to the ground.
Hearing Mr. Xiaobai's screams, Wen Shiyi ran towards the sound and shouted, "Don't panic! I'm here, follow the sound! Don't rub your eyes, be careful of the sand scratching your eyes!"
As soon as Wen Shiyi opened his mouth, Wan Teng Lin Mu and Luo Shen heard his direction, and quickly joined together. Mr. Xiaobai couldn't see him, so he got up in the dark and ran to this side.
Everyone saw clearly Mr. Xiaobai once again, and of course, there was also the jade zongzi behind him!
"Be careful!!" Seeing the jade zongzi stretching out his hand to grab Mr. Xiaobai with a grin, Wan Tenglinmu shouted.
Mr. Xiaobai couldn't see, was still crying, and his eyes were red. He had no experience, and he didn't wear goggles when he got out of the car. He felt that the goggles were too clumsy, unfashionable, and unsuitable for his temperament.
Jade Man Zongzi didn't make a sound, and Mr. Xiaobai didn't even know that he was only a few centimeters away from the danger.
Mr. Xiaobai heard Wanqi Linmu's reminder and said, "Watch out for what!?"
As he spoke, he felt nervous and subconsciously stretched out his hands.
Bang! !
What a coincidence, Mr. Xiaobai's lucky value switch was turned on again, and he gave Zongzi a big-eared spoon by shaking his hands.
The zongzi wanted to catch him, but he was thrown from a big-eared spoon and almost fell to the ground. It seems that Mr. Xiaobai has a lot of strength in his hands.
Mr. Xiaobai seemed to have bumped into someone, and his heart skipped a beat, but he heard Wen Shiyi's voice just now, so he subconsciously thought it was Wen Shiyi.
Immediately grabbed the jade zongzi and yelled angrily: "You son?! Your mother is finally here! I'm going to be blinded!"
He said, "Bang bang!" He punched the jade zongzi several times in a row.
Wan Teng Lin Mu: "..."
Wan Teng Lin Mu had a headache, and Wen Shiyi rushed over, "Boom!!" kicked the jade zongzi.
Zongzi let out a loud roar of "Hey!!", raised it backwards, and fell to the ground.
Mr. Xiaobai suddenly heard a strange "clack" sound, and thought that the rushing Wen Shiyi was a zongzi, and he was about to slap him.
"Bang!" Wen Shiyi grabbed hold of him and said, "No distinction between the enemy and the enemy? Let's go!"
Mr. Xiaobai said in shock: "Why are there so many dogs?"
Wen Shiyi smiled and said, "Why, how many more do you want? I can't satisfy you with one?"
Mr. Xiaobai: "..."
When Mr. Xiaobai heard him molesting himself, he immediately exploded and shouted like a firecracker: "Come here! I'll tear your mouth apart! Just your... that toothpick!! You have the nerve to say a fart!"
"A toothpick?" Wen Shiyi sneered, and said, "When we have time later, let's discuss in depth whether I am a toothpick or not."
Wan Teng Lin Mu felt that his headache was getting worse, did Mr. Xiaobai ignore that there were people around them?
"Get in the car!" Luo Shen yelled, calling the thugs behind: "Everyone get in the car!"
Because of the strong wind and sand, Wan Teng Lin Shu couldn't see anything at all, and kept holding Luo Shen firmly so as not to get lost.
Wen Shiyi also said: "Catch me, don't play tricks!"
Mr. Xiaobai is very disdainful, who is playing with his temper?But now his eyes hurt, he couldn't see clearly, and he was frightened, so he didn't dare to be stubborn, so he grabbed Wen Shiyi.
Everyone ran back to the car, Luo Shen got into the car, carried Wan Teng Lin Mu up, followed by Mr. Xiaobai and got into the car.
Mr. Xiaobai shouted: "I'm here, I'm here!"
He said, got into the car, and dragged Wen Shiyi into the car as well.
But he heard Wanqi Linmu's "Ho!", and Mr. Xiaobai said, "What's wrong? Why don't you drive! Stop yelling!"
Wan Teng Lin Mu really didn't want to be so uncivilized, but at this moment he wanted to swear: "What the hell did you drag up?!"
"Goofy!" Mr. Xiaobai even shook "Wen Shiyi"'s hand.
Needless to say, Wen Shiyi's hands suddenly became a little thinner?
He is clearly a fat man weighing two hundred catties, why is his palm so thin?
Skinny.
"Heck!!!"
Holding hands with Mr. Xiaobai, "Wen Shiyi" who was pulled up suddenly let out a loud roar.
"Ah—oh my god!!" Mr. Xiaobai realized something was wrong now, what he was grabbing was not Wen Shiyi at all, but Zongzi!
Just now, the wind and sand were so big that you couldn't see your fingers, and you couldn't see anything at all. Mr. Xiaobai grabbed the people around him and ran away. How did you know that the people around you were Zongzi, not Wen Shiyi? !
Mr. Xiaobai shivered in fright, let go of the skeleton hand suddenly, raised his leg and kicked, shouting: "Get the hell out of here!"
Mr. Xiaobai kicked the zongzi's chest, but the jade man's zongzi seemed to have been kicked too much, and he was already prepared, "Hey!" He immediately hugged Mr. Xiaobai's calf.
"Ah!!" Mr. Xiaobai yelled a series of times, and was almost dragged out of the car.
Wan Teng Lin Mu had quick eyes and quick hands, and grabbed Mr. Xiaobai, so it became a tug-of-war scene.
Mr. Xiaobai was the rope for the tug-of-war. Wanqi Linmu and Zongzi began to pull Mr. Xiaobai. Seeing that Mr. Xiaobai was about to be pulled out of the car, Wanqi Linmu pulled him back with all his strength.
"Grass……"
Wan Teng Lin Mu groaned in a low voice. Now that his spiritual power was restrained, he suddenly exerted strength, and felt a cramping pain in his abdomen. Cold sweat fell instantly, and he almost let go of his hands.
"Crack!" Luo Shen grabbed Mr. Xiaobai's wrist the moment Wanqi Linmu let go.
"I'm going to split!!!" Mr. Xiaobai yelled, his physiological tears from pain fell down, and he was in a hurry, Luo Shen dragged one arm, and the other arm tried his best to reach the door handle, and firmly grasped the door armrest.
"What's the matter, are you alright?!" Seeing that something was wrong with Wan Teng's trees, Luo Shen asked immediately.
Wan Teng Linmu endured the pain and shook his head. He must have moved too violently just now, but now the pain has eased.
Mr. Xiaobai yelled: "What the hell is wrong with me!!! Pants...pants...he ripped off my pants!!"
Zongzi grabbed Mr. Xiaobai's leg, tug-of-war with him, and dragged down indiscriminately, and ended up grabbing Mr. Xiaobai's pants.
Luo Shen originally wanted to cut off Zongzi's hand, but if he did this, he might lose his horse. When he heard the pants, he immediately said, "Take off your pants."
"What?!" Mr. Xiaobai yelled, at first he didn't understand, but soon his eyes moved.
Seeing that his trousers were about to be pulled off, Mr. Xiaobai took advantage of his quick wits, let go of his grip on the door handle, and undid his belt with a "click".
Whoosh-! !
The trousers in the suit flew out of the car with the belt rolled up.
The zongzi was unprepared, pulled his trousers and flew out, "Bang!" and fell outside the car.
At this moment, Wen Shiyi suddenly rushed up from behind, relying on the richness of the yellow sand, he made a fist with his left hand "Shua!", and the bone spurs immediately grew out from the back of the hand, making a sound of "Pricking——".
Wen Shiyi's bone spur touched the zongzi's neck, and with a sound of "shua--", he cut the zongzi's throat and head off.
Wen Shiyi took care of the zongzi, and immediately jumped into the car, saying, "Hurry up! There are more than one zongzi below."
"What?" More than one?
Mr. Xiaobai climbed into the car and said, "One is already hard to deal with, why are there so many zongzi?!"
Everyone said, and quickly slammed all the doors to prevent the zongzi from catching up.
Wen Shiyi got into the car, and couldn't help turning his eyes to Mr. Xiaobai, and then laughed: "Yo, I didn't see clearly last night, the legs are so white!"
Mr. Xiaobai: "..." I'll fuck you! !
More than white legs?Mr. Xiaobai took off his trousers, and he could still see some intense marks, which seemed to be left over from last night.
The change of clothes was in the trunk, and they couldn't get out of the car. Mr. Xiaobai hurriedly wrapped up his coat to cover a little, and said, "What are you waiting for, drive!"
Wen Shiyi said confidently, "Me? I don't know how to drive."
Mr. Xiaobai stared and said, "You can't drive?!"
Wen Shiyi smiled and said, "No, but...my driving skills are pretty good."
Mr. Xiaobai: "..."
Mr. Xiaobai looked at Wanqi Linmu and Luo Shen again. Wanqi Linmu has a stomachache now. Although he is better, he still has some faint pain. Driving like this is very dangerous.
And Luo Shen...
If this is a forest, let Luo Shen make some kind of Qimen Dunjia, and he can throw off the rice dumplings, but here is a vast expanse, there are no obstacles at all, and Luo Shen can only drive classic cars.
Mr. Xiaobai was very angry, and said cursingly: "I raised you so much that I let you be uncles. You are the boss and I am the boss!?"
As he spoke, he was furious, but he still stood up, stepped over the seat, and got into the driver's seat.
Wen Shiyi saw him standing up and striding, inevitably showing his legs, but couldn't help it, so he blew a whistle, causing Mr. Xiaobai to stare at him hard.
Wen Shiyi got into the co-pilot from the back seat, and said with a smile, "Boss, it's really exciting for you to drive like this."
Mr. Xiaobai said viciously: "I stimulated your mother!"
Wen Shiyi smiled and said, "To tell you the truth, boss, I don't have a mother, but I have two fathers."
Of course, Mr. Xiaobai didn't believe it, and stared at him like he was crazy.
hum-
The car started quickly, and as soon as it started, there was a "snap!!!" and something rushed straight up and hit their windshield.
"Damn it!!!" Mr. Xiaobai yelled in fright, subconsciously stepping on the gas pedal.
Snapped--! !
The thing that hits has acceleration, and the car also has acceleration. The relative phase velocities are added together, and the speed is a bit high.
In an instant, it was smashed into pieces and turned into a "mural" on the car window.
Jade Zongzi!
A zongzi suddenly jumped out.
No, more than one!
Bang bang bang! !
At the same time, the car was in all directions, suddenly a lot of jade dumplings rushed out, hitting their car, and quickly climbed up the car. The paint was scratched in a mess.
"You bastards!!" Mr. Xiaobai said viciously, hearing the harsh scratching sound, "Damn it, I just repainted the car!"
Wan Teng Linmu suddenly felt that it was a wrong choice to let Mr. Xiaobai drive, and he might as well bear the pain and go into battle.
Mr. Xiaobai stepped on the accelerator and yelled on the radio at the same time: "Drunkard, where did you die!?"
The drunkard was the original driver of their car, and the radio of one of the cars rang: "Boss, I'm here! There are so many rice dumplings! Let's drive away first!"
Mr. Xiaobai couldn't help but swear: "Damn, deserter! Even the boss doesn't care, go back and deduct your salary!"
While cursing, Mr. Xiaobai was driving, the car made a tractor-like sound of "rumbling--" and spat: "What's going on?!"
Wan Teng Linmu endured the pain and said, "Have you been stepping on the clutch?"
Off-road vehicles are manual transmissions. After all, the mobility of automatic transmissions is too poor. Their off-road vehicles have strong performance. If they are equipped with automatic transmissions, a large part of their value will not be reflected.
However, Mr. Xiaobai always drives with automatic transmission, and there is a driver when he goes out, so he generally does not need to drive by himself.
Mr. Xiaobai shouted: "What? Is that a clutch? Isn't it a brake?"
Wan Teng Linmu rubbed his forehead and said, "Left clutch, middle brake, right accelerator!"
"Oh..." Mr. Xiaobai honestly agreed, seemed to be very educated, nodded, and muttered to himself: "Left clutch, brake and right accelerator, left clutch, brake and right accelerator..."
Bang bang bang! !
The zongzi kept rushing out, coming out of the yellow sand and the strong wind, and kept hitting the car. Because the wind was strong, the car would have been floating after driving fast, and it was hit crookedly by the zongzi, swaying non-stop, like a crazy silver snake. Dance, has been walking the S curve.
Wan Teng Lin Mu let out a "vomit--" and almost threw up, his face was ugly.
It was rare for Mr. Xiaobai to say "considerately": "Do you have a stomach-intestinal cold, stomachache and nausea, and you are not acclimatized, take some medicine!"
Wan Teng Lin Mu: "..."
Wan Teng Lin Mu said with difficulty: "Just drive a little more steadily."
"Hahaha!" Seeing those zongzi chasing them, but unable to rush into the car, Mr. Xiaobai relaxed and had a sense of accomplishment, jokingly said, "You look like you are pregnant! Hahaha ..."
As he spoke, he laughed to himself, but the others couldn't, because Mr. Xiaobai had revealed the truth.
Mr. Xiaobai laughed for a while, and found that he was the only one laughing, and said, "No...isn't it fun?"
"what--!!"
While he was talking, he suddenly yelled, and at some point a rice dumpling climbed onto their car, suddenly poked its head down from the roof, and hung upside down in front of the windshield.
Mr. Xiaobai was blocked by him, and the car shook violently.
Mr. Xiaobai beat the wheel hard, back and forth, trying to throw the zongzi down, but the zongzi didn't move at all, as if it was nailed to their car.
Not only that, the zongzi even hit the windshield with its head "Dang!! Dang! Dang——".
"Damn it..." Mr. Xiaobai scolded: "Iron head skill?! I see you came from Shaolin Temple? Hit it, if you have the ability, smash the windshield for me. I am bulletproof. If you can smash it, I'll..."
click -
Before Mr. Xiaobai finished cursing, he heard a "click...", a slight sound, and the windshield really broke a small hole.
However, because it is specially treated glass, it will not shatter, it just cracked a hole.
bang——
Bang!
The zongzi was still hitting the glass tirelessly, its head had been cracked open, the black brain and bone scum broke the glass, but it was still bumping tirelessly.
"I can't see it!"
The black slurry of the zongzi flowed out and stuck to the glass, the windshield wiper was also broken, and the vision was instantly blocked.
Luo Shen let out a "tsk", suddenly lowered the window glass, leaned forward slightly, and said "click!", the gun was loaded in his hand, and there was basically no need to aim at the time.
Bang!
A bullet went out.
Zongzi yelled "Hey!", and was directly crossed by the bullet. With great force, Zongzi flew out, fell to the ground, and Gululu rolled away.
"Good fight!!"
Wan Tenglinmu was still thinking that Luo Shen's marksmanship was too accurate, and this shot might reveal his identity, but Mr. Xiaobai had already "justified": "Good shot! It's not in vain. I asked the teacher to tell you to shoot, and About money from the shooting range!"
Wan Teng Lin Mu: "..." They don't need to explain at all, Mr. Xiaobai's heart is really not ordinary.
As Mr. Xiaobai spoke, he felt a pair of fiery eyes staring at him all the time. When he turned his head, he saw Gouzi's wretched squinting eyes.
Mr. Xiaobai said viciously: "Don't look at it! Where are you looking!?"
It's really good for Wen Shiyi to look at him, because Mr. Xiaobai is well-dressed, but not wearing pants, forming a huge contrast. He looks very "loose", and he is still driving, stepping on the clutch, accelerator and brake, which is quite...
Wen Shiyi smiled and said, "I didn't see anything about you, I was just thinking... where are there so many zongzi?"
Luo Shen said: "I don't know if you have noticed, but these rice dumplings are warm."
"Warm?" Wan Teng Lin Mu didn't pay attention, and said, "Zongzi are dead bodies, how can they be warm?"
Luo Shen said: "It may be because of the jade clothes on them."
Wan Teng Lin Mu suddenly realized and said, "Fire Jade."
"Huoyu?" Mr. Xiaobai said in shock, "Are these zongzi wearing Huoyu's clothes?"
Wan Teng Lin Mu said: "Boss, didn't you come to look for Huoyu?"
While driving, Mr. Xiaobai said: "I'm not here to look for fire jade, I've never seen that thing before, but that old immortal liked to study before, and said that he and my mother got married because of fire jade! Who the hell Do you know how many truths he has in his mouth?"
Speaking of this, Wen Shiyi suddenly shouted: "Look ahead!"
Tree!
It is a big tree!
Birds don't shit or lay eggs in this place, yet there is such a big towering tree.
The sky was full of yellow sand, and the visibility was less than half a meter. Wen Shiyi was the first to see the trees. The speed of the car was not low.
"bass--!!!"
The car scraped along the tree trunks, and still hit some tree trunks slightly, but the impact was not strong, and I thought it escaped disaster.
how do you know...
In order to hide from the big tree, Mr. Xiaobai didn't even notice that there was a big hole beside him.
The car suddenly fell into the big pit with a sound of "Boom!"
Boom-! !
The dust and the loud noise mixed together, and Luo Shen held Wan Teng Lin Mu in his arms and hugged him tightly to prevent him from being injured.
Violent shaking and rolling, the car rolled into the big pit, and Wan Teng Lin Mu was firmly protected in Luo Shen's arms. He felt the world shaking for a while, but he was not injured.
The noise soon ended, and only the sound of sand and soil could be heard. The car rolled down the big pit, and the sand and soil slid down from the pit and spilled on the car.
The whole car was overturned, and the driver's seat was facing down. Luo Shen hurriedly lowered his head to check Wan Teng Lin Mu in his arms, and said in a low voice, "Mu Mu, are you okay?"
Wan Teng Lin Mu just felt dizzy from rolling over, but he was not hurt. He shook his head and said, "It's okay, how about you?"
Luo Shen shook his head and said, "Come on, go out first."
Luo Shen climbed out of the car and dragged Wanqi Linshu out. The car was deformed. I don't know what happened to Wen Shiyi and Mr. Xiaobai.
Bang!
At this moment, the co-pilot's door was slammed open, and Wen Shiyi crawled out from inside in a disheveled state, "Pooh" spat out a mouthful of sand, and said, "Everyone all right?"
Wan Teng Lin Mu said: "We are fine, where is Mr. Xiaobai?"
Wen Shiyi clawed at the car door, and instead of getting out, he pointed to the bottom, because the car was turned over, and the bottom was just in the direction of the driver's seat.
Wen Shiyi said: "I don't know whether to say he is lucky or unlucky. This big pit should be a robber's hole, and it is very deep inside. He fell into the robber's hole."
Wan Teng Lin Mu: "..." This is a one in ten thousand chance, right?
Along the way they walked, there were many such big pits, but none of them had been dug so deep.
Wen Shiyi said, "I'm afraid there are tombs down here."
The car happened to be stuck at the entrance of the robbery cave. Because it was a modified car, it was very heavy, and everyone couldn't move it away. Moreover, if it was moved abruptly, it might cause the cavern to collapse.
Luo Shen picked up the luggage and asked everyone to carry it on their backs, then took out the rope and tied it to the car, and everyone slid down the driver's window directly into the robbery hole.
It was dark under the robbery cave, Luo Shen was the first to slide down, Wan Teng Lin Mu followed behind, and Wen Shiyi was in the rear.
Turn on the flashlight, it's like a mine, very deep and dark.
Wan Teng Lin Mu said: "Mr. Xiaobai fell from such a high place, is he still alive?"
"Not necessarily." Luo Shen said, "Listen."
Hulahula...
It turned out to be the sound of running water.
It echoes non-stop in the open environment.
Wan Teng Lin Mu said: "There is an undercurrent here?"
Wen Shiyi said: "No wonder there is such a big tree growing on it. It turns out that it is nourished by the underground river."
Everyone slid down, and they saw the water flow, the water flow was quite fast, and the water volume was not small.
I didn't expect such a dry place to have water.
Then the sinking of the ship may not be nonsense...
Everyone slid down, landed on the ground, unloaded the rope, and saw a white shadow, lying in the river, being rushed downstream by the current.
"Mr. Xiaobai?"
After Mr. Xiaobai fell, he obviously passed out. He didn't know whether he was dead or alive at this time, and was quickly washed away by the current.
Wen Shiyi didn't care too much, jumped into the water quickly, swam quickly to Mr. Xiaobai, hooked Mr. Xiaobai's neck, and dragged him to the shore.
When Mr. Xiaobai was dragged up, he looked like a drowned chicken, paralyzed on the ground motionless, his chest basically did not rise and fall, and his breathing was very weak.
"He choked on water." Luo Shen said.
Luo Shen said, and immediately pushed Mr. Xiaobai into a side-lying position, "Wow—" After a while, Mr. Xiaobai spit out a mouthful of water by himself, but he didn't intend to wake up.
Wen Shiyi tested Mr. Xiaobai's breathing, and said, "Should I do artificial respiration?"
He said, without waiting for everyone's reaction, he quickly suppressed it.
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