How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

At this time, Osamu Dazai felt that he was full of energy, and he had never had such a good time. According to his current situation, he could work without sleep for several days.

He saw a large group of people standing neatly in front of him, basically all the writers he had known over the years were here.

But their clothes are completely different from usual. Not only did they all wear short sleeves and loose trousers that are easy to move, but they also tied a white cloth with "fighting!!!" written on their foreheads. strip.

This outfit is exactly the same as that of the editor when he usually presses for manuscripts, and it makes people feel itchy just looking at it.

After discovering Osamu Dazai, they rushed over like hungry tigers. While holding his arms tightly, they stared at Osamu Dazai's eyes with cold green eyes.

"Dazai, when will you finish writing "goodbye"?"

Nakahara Nakahara pulled Osamu Dazai's sleeve, narrowed his eyes slightly and opened his lips at the same time, forming a very ferocious expression, "Do you still remember the manuscript you haven't finished? Everyone is waiting!"

Watching this scene, Osamu Dazai shrank his head slightly, looking left and right, trying to find the direction to escape.

"Hey, Chuya and Mishima, didn't you say you don't like my literature?"

Then he leaned to the left, wanting to lean on Tan Yixiong beside him, "Why are you running here again now, and still wearing the clothes that my annoying editor presses for manuscripts?!"

Although Tan Yixiong was sitting on the left in Dazai's field of vision, but the real situation was that there was no one around him, so Dazai, who was leaning to the left, staggered of course.

"Kazuo, you didn't catch me..." Osamu Dazai, who fell to the ground, propped his hands on the ground, stared at the open space where Kazuo Tan was with tears in his eyes, and coquettishly said: " ...so love goes away, right?"

Since what he saw was his own fantasy, Tan Yixiong in front of him naturally showed an inclusive smile as usual, walked slowly, then bent down and stretched out his right arm and spread his palm upwards.

Looking at Tan Kazuo like this, Osamu Dazai held out his hand after sniffing...

Uchiha Fire Core: ...? ? ?

Uchiha Kagero: ...? ? ?

No, Osamu Dazai is hallucinating again! ! !

Uchiha Kyouyan, who felt that the current scene was very confusing, put his hands together and quickly made a seal in order not to make the situation more bizarre, and then another him appeared out of thin air.

The Uchiha Kyouyan who appeared later and the main body looked at each other, then ran to Dazai Osamu's side with a "da da da" and held the other's outstretched hand.

"So when are you going to hand in the manuscript?" Thinking of the character design mentioned by Osamu Dazai, Uchiha Kyoyan casually mentioned it.

But what I didn't expect was that after hearing this, Osamu Dazai straightened his neck uprightly, stuck out his tongue, and then opened his mouth and shouted: "Cuckoo!"

Uchiha Kyoyan was very confused by this behavior. He and Uchiha Fire Core looked at each other, not knowing what it meant.

But they got the answer very quickly. Osamu Dazai opened his arms, shook them quickly a few times, put his hands on his hips, and raised his head proudly.

"How about I just stop cooing~"

He said righteously: "Can you still stew me?!"

Ah, it turned out to be stewed pigeon...

It's okay not to mention it, but when this topic is brought up, Uchiha Hyouyan feels that his hand holding the knife is a little ready to move.

Speaking of delaying the manuscript so aboveboard, I have to say that Dazai-kun's performance is really a bit embarrassing.

Looking at Osamu Dazai with tears in his eyes, and remembering the surprise he gave himself before, Uchiha Kyoyan felt that he couldn't just waste this rare opportunity like this.

So he rolled up his sleeves, strode up to Osamu Dazai like the bullies he had seen in memory who molested and molested women from good families, then pulled his collar and questioned viciously: "That... ..how much did you write?!"

Because he didn't quite understand how to read the words he hadn't heard, he simply confused the strange name because he was worried that it would be superfluous.

Seeing Nakahara Nakaya's blue pupils ups and downs like the ocean in a storm, Osamu Dazai, who was completely confused, turned his head to look at the scenery on the right with a guilty conscience, and then hummed an out of tune light tune.

"It's quite a lot, and I've almost written it!"

He said carelessly, and then made a gesture to touch the outside world, "So if you don't let me go, I'm going to the forest to find inspiration~"

Uchiha Kyoyan didn't listen to Dazai Osamu's words. After all, he said that he was googling before. How could there be a manuscript? !

Even if he really has almost finished writing, this is the first time he has come to the Uchiha resident, and if he has nothing to bring, even if he has completed it, it will be nothing.

So he didn't let go of Dazai Osamu's hand, but stared at him seriously.

"Then what about those manuscripts?" Uchiha Kyoyan, who was on the line, asked.

Osamu Dazai waved his hand pretending to be irritated, and then casually pointed to a tent not far away, "The manuscript is over there, just go and get it yourself."

Uchiha Kyouyan turned his head to look over, and was immediately amused.

Good guy, isn't this the tent of Uchiha Fire Core?

"Then let's go and get them together. After all, I don't know which ones are official manuscripts and which ones are drafts?" Uchiha Kyoyan, who discovered this, didn't expose it directly, but held onto Osamu Dazai while the old god was present. Said.

Dazai Osamu who was caught was a little anxious, and those who looked around refused to look at "Nakahara Chuya" in front of him.

Then he forcefully opened the hand on the neckline, and shouted word by word: "I said I want to find inspiration, and writers live by inspiration. If the inspiration is gone, will you compensate me?!"

But Uchiha Kyouyan would not just let Dazai Osamu go, under the signal of the other party's eyes, Uchiha Fire Core, who was on the sidelines, grabbed the pigeon spirit who was trying to escape.

Then......

"I think those freshly released manuscripts are more important." Uchiha Kyoyan straightened his sleeves and said with a smile.

Osamu Dazai who was caught lowered his head in disappointment, then suddenly blurred and broke free from the shackles of Uchiha Fire Core.

While running away, he yelled: "Help, you are hitting someone, the little man is going to hit someone again!"

Looking at Osamu Dazai who ran away, Uchiha Kagero and Uchiha Fire Core looked at each other in dismay - when did this guy get this skill again?

..........................................

After finally knocking out Osamu Dazai, who was moving like a rabbit, he was knocked out and captured, Uchiha Kyoyan and Uchiha Fire Core wiped the sweat from the edge of their cheeks with wry smiles, and then looked at the person not far away who caused all this with lingering fear. Boiling stockpot.

"Could it be him..." Uchiha Fire Core set his vigilant eyes on Osamu Dazai.

Although saying this may slander good people, after all, he doesn't know what happened during the day, he only knows that this guy is a guest who appeared in Uchiha's resident inexplicably.

Moreover, they are still assigned to the central area, and they need to keep a close eye on the guests.

Since you are not familiar with it, it means that no matter what kind of things the other party does, it is possible, and it is naturally the same to put drugs in food...

Uchiha Yangyan shook his head, and retorted: "Judging from his eagerness to taste and being placed without vigilance, he should be ignorant of the effect of this pot of soup."

If you know in advance that there is something wrong with this pot of stewed chicken and mushrooms, you shouldn't eat it directly like this.

Then he turned his gaze back to the soup pot, and reconfirmed without giving up: "Fire Core, are you sure those mushrooms are okay?"

"I followed this gentleman all the time when I was picking mushrooms. I'm not even going to admit this." Uchiha Fire Core pondered for a moment, then nodded affirmatively after flipping through his memory.

In any case, it is a ninja who can survive in the wild, so there will be no such small problems.

Can confirm that the mushrooms picked are edible mushrooms...

Thinking like this, Uchiha Kyouyan walked to the soup pot silently, and then scooped out a bowl of milky white soup with a spoon.

He put his head close to the bowl of soup, and then said hesitantly: "If there is no problem with the mushroom itself, is it because we haven't cooked these mushrooms thoroughly?"

I heard that mushrooms can be poisoned if eaten without cooking. Is it because of this reason?

Uchiha Fire Core was silent for a second, then shook his head with his arms folded.

"I don't think it should be like this..." He paused, and after thinking for a moment, he added: "...Even if these mushrooms are not cooked, you didn't cook them when you gave them to him earlier. If those mushrooms are filled out, if you drink the soup alone, you should not be poisoned."

It's not, and that's not right...

So what is the reason that led to the current situation? !

The two Uchihas were suffering from headaches. At this moment, Uchiha Kyoyan saw his ninja cat sauntering through the market with a small snake in its mouth.

"Could it be because of this..."

Having figured it out, Uchiha Kyoyan's eyes lit up, he clapped his hands quickly, then turned his head to Uchiha Fire Core and said, "Could it be that a passing animal stained its venom on the mushroom, or is it something else poisonous? The spores of the mushrooms were carried by the wind to these edible mushrooms, so that these otherwise harmless edible mushrooms became poisonous inedible mushrooms?"

"It's quite possible..."

Uchiha Fire Core accepted this reason, and then lowered his head guiltily: "It's my fault, I shouldn't just let him pick these mushrooms and eat them because they look good, I should go to the kitchen to get the ones that are confirmed to be correct." Mushrooms are right."

The author has something to say: So these two people made up a script in their brains, but I just want to say, you guys really think too much, this is just a simple kitchen killer -_-||