How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

"Ahahaha...Ahahaha..."

Faced with Nakahara Chuya who questioned himself like this, even a thick-skinned person like Osamu Dazai had to scratch his head and pretend to be stupid.

Sitting in the other row of cadres, after seeing all this in their eyes, they couldn't help but feel a kind of empathy for Nakahara. I have to say that as long as it is Dazai Osamu, no matter which world he comes from, his usual performance What's the matter, the most fundamental and basic point will not change after all.

The presence of the two Central Plains also used their own blood and tears to show us this iron fact.

Nakahara, who was tired of fighting with Osamu Dazai, had no intention of continuing to turn black history, so he stopped talking, and then reached out and patted his thigh and knee.

Osamu Dazai: Huh...?

Nakahara Nakahara, who noticed Osamu Dazai's bewildered expression, covered his face helplessly, then opened his mouth weakly and said, "I want you to lie down and rest first..."

After all, I saw it when I got on the bus, and it will take two hours to reach Yokohama.

not to mention......

"Take advantage of the time when I can help suppress your wound and rest for a while, otherwise, you will cry and cry again until the pain is so painful that you can't sleep!" Zhong Yuanzhong also said the same.

It seems that in order to make his words more convincing, he deliberately imitated the movements and expressions of Dazai Osamu when he was acting like a baby.

As expected of Dazai Osamu's old partner, he imitated Dazai Osamu very well. If you don't look at that face and listen to that distinctive voice, you might not be able to recognize it!

Osamu Dazai froze suddenly, and then his eyes wandered continuously on the bench they were sitting on and Chuya Nakahara's lap.

This expression aroused Chuya Nakahara's curiosity, and the boy turned his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

Osamu Dazai didn't answer, just shook his head silently with red eyes.

Could it be that I was moved?

It has to be said that it is really rare to have such feelings for Dazai, if...

Seeing Osamu Dazai like this, Nakahara also began to fall into imagination.

"Actually, I just think Chuya you have overlooked a very important thing..."

At this moment, Dazai Osamu who had red eyes suddenly said, "The distance of this bench may be just right for you, Chuya, but it's a bit too narrow for me... "

Osamu Dazai's voice paused, as if he was thinking about how to describe it.

At the same time, he kept reaching out to compare the distance between his own legs and the distance between the bench and Zhongya Zhongya's thigh, so as to reach the conclusion of reminding someone again.

Hey, my long legs with nowhere to rest!

After hearing this, Nakahara Chuya crushed the iron doorknob he was holding, then turned his head and stared at the funny Dazai Osamu with a very ferocious gaze.

Calm, calm, calm, he did it on purpose, if you get angry then he succeeds...  

Zhong Yuan also covered his face, and finally couldn't help punching him with his fist in the next second.

"You guys are pushing me, believe it or not, I just sawed off your legs?!"

Damn, this kind of guy is right because he was locked up and ate grass for ten to eight and a half months!

It was Osamu Dazai's soft tone that interrupted Nakahara Chuya's furious fist. He leaned his head sideways on Nakaya's thigh in the middle, and rubbed his face against the orange-haired young man's abdominal muscles, "It hurts so much. , Zhongye."

He is used to acting like a baby, like a child begging for candy from an adult.

Zhongyuan Zhong also covered his face with his hands after seeing this scene, trying to cover his blushing cheeks, but neither his blushing ear tips nor his trembling shoulders could hide his uneasy mood now .

Seeing that Nakahara Chuya didn't give the comfort he wanted, Osamu Dazai pulled down Nakahara Chuya's right hand, then puffed up his cheeks in dissatisfaction and repeated the previous words: "Chuya, I hurt so much!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also put his hands down helplessly, and stared at the brown-haired youth in front of him with his blue pupils.

Then he held Dazai Osamu's hand with his left hand, and transmitted the healing and comforting energy into Dazai Osamu's body through the hand they held together.

Osamu Dazai, who noticed that the pain was relieved, squinted his eyes in satisfaction, and made a "purr purr" sound like a kitten.

After seeing this scene, Zhongya Nakahara gently kneaded Dazai Osamu's head with his free right hand, and the brown hair passed through the gap between his fingers, bringing a feeling of comfort as if he was stroking a domestic furry a feeling of.

"So since you are so afraid of pain, why do you always seek death?!"

Nakahara Chuya let out a deep sigh from his throat, and then gently pressed the acupuncture points on the top of Dazai Osamu's head.

Osamu Dazai relaxed his whole body cooperatively, then rubbed Nakahara Chuya's palm with nostalgia, and said aggrievedly: "This time I really didn't do it myself, who would have thought that someone would be crazy enough to make such a thing. …”

If I knew in advance that they had actually created these mythical creatures, I would definitely leave everyone present and choose to run away without saying a word.

"That's right, your hateful vitality..."

Zhongyuan Zhongye sighed meaningfully, and then said calmly: "After being attacked this time, you must be marked. If you choose to go back, you will definitely be caught up by them in the middle of the road, so wait for a while. Here it is!"

"Got it~"

Osamu Dazai elongated his tone, and then murmured: "Anyway, you are going to release me temporarily."

"What are you thinking about?"

Nakahara Zhong also tapped Osamu Dazai's head lightly with his knuckles, and said in a nonchalant manner: "The secretary is still very worried about you, but judging from the current state, apart from what I mentioned to you earlier, In addition to the original troubles, we have to find a way to erase the marks left on you..."

"So stop making trouble."

Osamu Dazai nodded in a sullen tone, then closed his eyes and planned to go to sleep.

And the seat on the other side of the train.

Buteizai, who was sitting with the cadre, was blown up when he saw the current scene. He pressed his hands on the shoulder of the cadre, and stared at the very harmonious Nakahara Chuya and Dazai.

Well, that's obviously mine!

Obviously it was me first, so if you don’t know each other, let’s go on an adventure together, or pick that fruit... It’s clear that I discovered this first, and I’m the one who realized it...

Why is it cheaper now that dark dwarf over there!

Under the huge resentment, Wu Zhenzai gradually increased the strength of his hand pressing the cadre Zhong's shoulder.

"Dazai, why are you crazy?!"

Zhongya Nakahara slapped Buteizai's hand away, twisted his shoulders, and stared at the brown-haired youth with his arms crossed.

Fuck (a plant), when did the bastard mackerel become so strong? !

The so-called height is not enough, the aura comes together...

Among the cadres who went mad, he was obviously still a small one, but he had an inexplicable sense of condescension.

Faced with such a scene, if it was someone else, they might be so frightened by this aura that their legs would go limp.

But the one who is here now is Wu Jingzai, a big boss who has mastered and created all the black materials among the cadres from childhood to adulthood.

So he just turned his head, looked at the orange-haired young man beside him with an extremely menacing expression, and then said suddenly: "I never thought that Mafia, the port after leaving me, would be so poor..." Speaking of Half of his tone paused, he shrugged his shoulders and added: "... Even Chuya, one of the five major cadres, you actually take the train when you go out."

Then he patted Nakahara Nakano on the shoulder hypocritically, and teased in a teasing tone: "Speaking of which, what about your car?"

"What about that precious car that you don't let others touch, and you have to take care of it yourself every day?"

Perhaps because he was afraid that the cadres would not remember it, he still danced in mid-air to show the appearance of the car.

The cheap expression when mentioning that car, I am afraid that others will not know that the fate of that car has something to do with him.

And the cadre himself, as Buteizai's best partner, after seeing this scene, he naturally understood everything in his heart, and thinking about the time when the car accident happened, it was a coincidence...

"So it's you..." The cadres who confirmed this clenched their fists fiercely, looking at Buteizai's obtrusive smiling face, he was a little ready to move.

Wu Zhenzai nodded and admitted the matter without any shame, and said cheerfully in a brisk tone: "I did install that bomb~"

I can't stand Nakahara Chuya who seems to be labeling himself over there, can't I still be sick of my own little slug?

A real man must dare to admit his anger.

Now Chuya Nakahara couldn't bear it any longer, and punched him in the direction of Osamu Dazai.

"Dazai, what the hell did I have to do in my last life to know such a bitch like you?!"

Nakahara Chuya, who was dodged by Butei Zai, shouted angrily: "I was just looking for my own background, but I was caught by you two masters and apprentices and entered the port of Mafia, and then I was tortured by you." For three full years..."

You bastard mystic, every time you partner with me, you are so mysterious that you refuse to tell me anything, and then you build me one big pit after another...

If it weren't for my fate, if someone else was played like you, it would have been gone long ago! !

The cadres who thought of this added viciously: "I will lead the team, I will do the work, even after the work is completed, you will push me to complete the report of the two of us..."

"The two of us are obviously partners, but in the end you fished in troubled waters, and even disappeared for a while, which made me take time to lead the team to find out you, a bastard who died in love somewhere!"

"In the end, when I went to the boss to protest, what did he say..."

Before the cadre commander could finish his words, Buteizai showed the same expression as Mori Ogai at that time.

"Diamonds can only be polished with diamonds..." Takenzai looked at Atsushi Nakajima on the side, and said this wise saying with a smile.

Hearing the words, the cadres gave a "tsk", and said reluctantly: "I have been polished by you for three full years for such a reason, and none of the locomotives I bought or the wine cellars I hid survived. I finally waited for you to defect..."

In the end, you actually left me a big surprise? !

"Didn't you say that none of the bought locomotives and hidden wine cellars survived?"

Takenzai accepted Nakahara Chuya's anger well, and tapped his arm lightly with his knuckles, saying: "When I think that I won't be able to continue playing with you for several years, of course I have to let go before I leave." A bright enough and impressive firework~”

"Bright and gorgeous ghost!!!"

The cadres were incompetent and furious.

Seeing that all the cadres were about to explode, Nakahara Chuya and Kunikida Doppo couldn't help casting a caring look at him.

Among the cadres: Didn't expect the Dazai from another world to be skinnier than this one? !

Kunikida Doppo: Miserable, really tragic, utterly tragic...so I still want to thank Dazai for showing mercy to me? !

Based on my understanding of my own Dazai, after seeing Buteizai opened his mouth, he knew that he planned to continue to fight against the cadres, and thought that the cadres would become so miserable now, probably because Buteizai was dissatisfied with himself but did not Being able to do it directly, the cadres who were his own parallel heterotopia were brutally implicated by the other party's jealousy.

In short, it was because of my fault that the cadres ended up like this.

Under such circumstances, even though he was a bit of a ghost when he usually hated Osamu Dazai, Nakahara Chu, who was still a good person, also opened his mouth to divert the attention of the cadres.

"Hey, that orange-haired guy over there..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his voice, and when the cadre Zhong turned his head around, he saw himself in the parallel world stretching out his hand and making a movement of holding the wine glass, "I just have a little time next, do you want to find a place to have a drink together?" ?”

Sure enough, the cadres were diverted by the invitation of Zhongyuan Zhongye, and after nodding in agreement, they began to think about where it would be better to go to drink with Zhongyuan Zhongye later.

In this way, he naturally missed Dazai Osamu's regretful expression, and after seeing this scene, Nakahara Nakahara couldn't help but put wax on the cadre again in his heart.

Although the one in my family seems a little skinny occasionally, it is still understandable, but what kind of devil is this Osamu Dazai you met?

This shit is clearly a super-evolved body! ! !

The author has something to say: Wen Hao Tai Zhong: Cats and cats lick each other (mother and child group, give you numb love)

Wen Ye Taizhong: Cats and cats fight (harmful friends group, your skull is blown up)

Hhhhhh, every time I write here, I have to tell myself that I am a double killer, a double killer, a double killer, and I must not write crookedly! ! !

In addition, miserable cadres are miserable! ! !