How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

When Takenzai was chasing him from behind, he just caught the words of Osamu Dazai completely in his ears.

"Pfft ha ha ha!!!" He hugged his stomach and laughed wildly, and couldn't help squatting down and knocking on the ground in the sight of Nakahara Chuya×2's threat.

Judging by that expression, you can tell that this person is laughing like crazy.

Nakahara Chu was just the opposite, he was driven mad by Osamu Dazai's sudden words.

So he put down Osamu Dazai in his arms, then pressed the knuckles of his left hand with his right hand and made a "click, click" sound, and walked slowly towards Osamu Dazai.

While walking, he pulled out a ferocious smile, "Dazai, seeing how lively you are, the injury should have almost healed, right?"

"In that case..."

Halfway through his words, he punched Osamu Dazai fiercely, and the swaying fist created a sharp airflow, "...do you remember what we agreed before, I will follow the agreement Receive my due reward!"

Osamu Dazai was so frightened that he quickly kicked his left foot on the ground, jumped into the air to avoid Chuya Nakahara's attack, and then temporarily reversed his direction and hid behind Buteizai.

"I'm not wrong either~"

Osamu Dazai puffed up his cheeks aggrievedly, then pulled the clothes around Buteizai's waist, poked his head and said, "Of course you are only four feet seven inches!"

Isn't four feet and seven inches equal to 1.5 meters five, and the Central Plains here is also 1.6 meters anyway.

Really, I have to say that the Central Plains Zhongye in this world is definitely the highest among all known Central Plains Zhongye.

After Osamu Dazai said these words, the scene at the scene suddenly fell silent.

Nakahara Chuya and the cadre Zhongya looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally Nakahara Chuya opened his mouth to ask in the cadre's pitiful eyes: "Well, they are all the same person, how did you grow so tall?"

Maybe it was because he was very embarrassed to ask such a question, he turned his head subconsciously and at the same time pressed the brim of his hat with his right hand, trying to hide his embarrassing expression.

Nakahara Chuya: It’s fine if you don’t see it and don’t realize it, but now...

Damn, it's so tall, how did this guy grow up? !

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"me......"

Facing Chuya Nakahara's expression, the cadre who was looking down on others from above for the first time in his life was full of embarrassment, and he didn't know how to explain it.

At this moment, Wu Zhenzai sneered frantically, then clapped his hands under the angry eyes of the two Zhongyuan Zhongye, and said meaningfully: "I didn't expect to see such an occasion in this life. It’s worth tens of billions of famous paintings.”

Zhong Yuan, who didn't know much about what was going on here, even though he heard something wrong with Buteizai's words, he didn't care much about it, but the cadre Zhong Zhong, who was beaten back by what he said before, felt bad.

He casually took out a dagger, added gravity and threw it in the direction of Wu Jingzai.

"You bastard, don't just imitate other people's language!" A loud shout followed the movement.

Wu Jingzai turned his face to the left as usual, narrowly dodging the flying dagger.

Maybe it was intentional, but his movements slowed down for a second at the end, causing the dagger to fly past the skin on his cheek, and the bright red blood slowly flowed from the scar on his cheek Down.

Buteizai giggled as if nothing happened, and said in a drawn out tone: "Little slug, you're angry~"

"The devil is angry?!" The cadres jumped.

Osamu Dazai poked his head out from behind Butanzai, and after seeing the bloodstain on the opponent's cheek, he put his right hand on Butanzai's cheek, and gently wiped away the bloodstain with his fingers.

He put his blood-stained finger under his nose and sucked it, then his face was blushing and his eyes half-closed in fascination, and he stuck out his tongue to lick up the blood.

After finishing these things, he put his hands around Wu Zhenzai's neck and put them loosely on the other's chest, put his head next to Wu Zhenzai's ear and murmured in a magnetic voice: "It smells so good! "

Among the cadres:......

Nakahara Chuya:  …

Butei Jae :...... :)

It was different from the other two in the Central Plains where the world had collapsed, Takenzai was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head resolutely, and then pressed the other's head in Dazai Osamu's current posture and began to kiss him fiercely.

The kiss that happened between them was never the kind of little fresh feeling in the campus, but a complete French kiss with lips and teeth intertwined.

The sound of dripping water rang out. Because everyone present was silent and aphasic, the scene seemed particularly silent. The sound of running water, which was not very loud, became unusually obvious.

Zhong Yuanzhong has never hated his excellent eyesight so much, otherwise, he would not be able to see the fascination on the faces of the two kissing people present and the faintly exposed bright red tongue. It's clear.

Nakahara Chuya: I'm cracked! ! ! ×2

Just when the two of them were thinking about knocking themselves out, they saw Osamu Dazai and Buteizai move their hands, as if if you don't take any action, they will finish the show on the spot. look like.

At this time, Nakahara Chu finally came to his senses. Unable to hold on anymore, he stepped forward quickly, and kicked Dazai Osamu and Buteizai fiercely in the direction.

"I told you not to do things like yours in front of me!!!" Zhong Yuan yelled angrily.

At the same time, the cadres also separated the two of them tacitly.

Takenzai and Dazai Osamu struggled for a few times, and when they found that they couldn't break free, they simply gave up their movements, collapsed on the Nakahara Nakaya of each family, and curled their lips.

Cut, I can't hold on so soon, it's boring!

The cadres looked at Wu Zhenzai who was reluctant, and after a chuckle, he simply and neatly sent the other party an over-the-shoulder throw.

Then he patted the dust off his clothes, stepped on the ground next to Wu Zhenzai's ear, and looked down condescendingly: "Why, you are so happy to laugh at us? It's so refreshing to show your love!"

"I've already said, don't just put this matter of the two of you under our noses!!!"

Wu Jingzai blinked his eyes, and suddenly seemed a little natural.He stared fixedly at Nakahara Chuya, and then suddenly showed a mean smile.

"The reaction is so big..."

Wu Zhenzai pretended to be deep and said: "As far as I know, there are many sensual places under your name, it is impossible to become angry because of this matter..." Then he paused, as if he had discovered What's so funny, he stared at the cadre with bright eyes like that, "Could it be that you are jealous?"

As soon as Wu Jingzai's words were spoken, the cadre who had calmed down was laughed out of anger.

He squatted down, and gently patted Buteizai's cheek with his black leather gloved hand.

"Jealous? Me?? Heh—"

The smiles among the cadres were wild, and he said confidently: "Let's not talk about how disgusting it is to put me and your mackerel together, even if I am really tempted by someone, how could it be that obedient? What about the kind of person who coincidentally waited for the other party's pity?!"

If it is really the person I like, I will definitely not give the other person a chance to fall in love with the second person.

"That's right..." At last Wu Zhenzai sighed and silently looked up at the sky.

If it is said that Buteizai and the cadres are on the side of Tianlei that will explode at any time, Nakahara Chuya and Dazai may be because they have been working together for a long time, and after getting used to it, they are not as tit-for-tat as they used to be.

When Nakahara Chuya habitually planned to suppress it by force, he found that Osamu Dazai was looking at him with a weak face.

Not only that, but he also leaned on his body and put his shoulders on his shoulders, blinking his eyes and looking cute at himself.

Faced with such an occasion, Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed, and after taking off the hat on his head, he pinched his forehead with some irritability, "So what are you doing?"

"Then this is too boring, let me give Chuya a surprise!" Osamu Dazai said aggrievedly.

Zhong Yuanzhong gave the other party an angry look, "Is this how the surprise was delivered? And kissing directly in public, I'm almost scared to death by you!"

"It's not that I've found a partner I like, so I want to show you how compatible we are!" Osamu Dazai scratched his cheek in embarrassment.

Nakahara took Osamu Dazai's hand down angrily, and then stuffed all the things in his pockets to the other party, "Partner who is in good time? I don't think so..." Then he paused and thought about it After a while, he spoke again: "Originally Osamu Dazai was enough black mud, now look at that guy over there is even worse than you, you two will get together and infect each other, sooner or later there will be problems of!"

Hearing Nakahara Chuya's complaints, Osamu Dazai put his hands together in surprise, blushing and said with a dreamy expression: "It's not bad if this is the case, we can die for love together~"

"Enough is enough, you die for love every day!"

Nakahara Chuya punched Osamu Dazai on the head with his fist, and when the other party subconsciously covered his head, he said with hatred: "If I remember correctly, you were raped by the woman who wanted to die with you Pulled down and died together, but haven't learned the lesson yet?!"

"That's not my fault." Osamu Dazai turned his head and pressed.

I didn't think of it either, it was just a routine to pull people to die for love, but I failed to die so many times before, but I succeeded this time...

I can’t blame me for the bad history. I was not Japanese in my previous life. How could a rabbit who grows flowers know when and for whom the famous writers in the history of other countries died.

If it wasn't because he really died that time, I still haven't been able to realize it until now. It turns out that that person is the lover recorded in the book who dragged Osamu Dazai to die together!

The hound duo who followed later looked at the chaotic scene and were speechless.

Okura Yeko rubbed her stomach, she didn't know why she always felt that her stomach was a little swollen, then she turned to Tiao Ye Caiju and asked: "If I remember correctly, we are here To close the case, right?"

Why do you feed our single dogs dog food in such a frenzied way?

"That's true, deputy team..." Tiaoye Caiju showed a pair of dead fish eyes.

Then Okura Yeko pointed at Takenzai and Dazai Osamu desperately, "Then what happened to them, is this really the person who investigated the result of this case?"

Such an unscrupulous guy, let us think about this case in the future! ! !

The author has something to say: I obviously wanted to write the next plot, but why did I write it crookedly again? !