How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Leaving aside what kind of situation Dazai Osamu was in when he made the shocking words in the ambulance, anyway, the medical staff who heard the other party's words were all in a bad mood.

He arrived at the hospital with a sense of shock of being destroyed.

After arriving at the hospital, Osamu Dazai registered the information for Takenzai and paid for the operation, and then waited silently in front of the emergency room.

Almost half an hour later, a familiar male voice sounded from behind Dazai Osamu: "Dazai-kun, what's wrong with you?"

When Osamu Dazai turned his head to look over, he found Eiji Ninzu staring at him with a very shocked expression.

Perhaps it was because Dan Shao himself had misjudged his vision, so he pushed his gold-rimmed glasses solemnly to confirm again.

"Didn't you just come to the hospital yesterday because of your injury? Why did you see you again today?!" Realizing that the person in front of him was indeed the Osamu Dazai he knew, Ninzu Eishi, unable to deceive himself, held his head The opening of the face 'desperate'.

Facing the somewhat embarrassing scene now, Osamu Dazai said "Mm--" a few times in a daze, and smiled weakly while standing where he was.

"It's just that something went wrong accidentally..." He said with a pale face.

Noticing that Osamu Dazai's current state is not right, Eiji Ninzuzu stepped forward with a caring expression, put his hand on the opponent's shoulder while constantly observing Osamu Dazai's current state.

Then he asked in a soft tone: "You don't need to explain so much to me, you don't look so good, please register and let me have a look?"

"That's fine. After all, the railing of the previous school suddenly broke, and I accidentally fell down from the second floor." Osamu Dazai nodded obediently and walked towards the registration desk while saying extremely disturbing words. .

Ninzu Eiji, who was left in place, looked at Osamu Dazai who was walking away with shock, thinking how troubled and troubled this person really is. !

I won’t talk about yesterday’s fall on the ground and the explosion of the earphones, because the railing broke and fell directly from the second floor, but I never thought of such a thing before I actually encountered it.

After all, it is not a railing somewhere else, and there is a possibility of cutting corners...

In terms of Osamu Dazai's words, that's the school... the railings of the school!

In order to ensure the health and safety of children, it has been stared at by many people from the beginning of construction, and it is almost impossible for the school to have accidents.

This kind of thing will happen, Dazai is really a god! ! !

After his thoughts were confused for a moment, Ninzu Eishi who came back to his senses sighed, then scratched his head and walked towards his office.

Forget it, let's ignore the other things, the specific things will naturally be known when Osamu Dazai finishes his registration and comes to his side for treatment.

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When Osamu Dazai walked to the registration desk, because this handsome boy had just gone through the formalities on his side, the little nurse at the front desk with a very clear memory said with a smile: "I'm here now, is it Mr. Tsushima's surgery? Did it go very well?"

But unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai shook his head after hearing this, and handed the medical record card that was used only yesterday to the nurse at the front desk.

"The operation is not so fast yet. I came here now to hope that you can help me register with the doctor." Osamu Dazai showed a pale face and smiled weakly at the nurse at the front desk.

The nurse nodded thoughtfully, and after receiving the medical record card and identity certificate, she began to enter information on the computer with a "da da da".

After it was over, she handed the registration form to Osamu Dazai, and at the same time asked curiously: "Mr. Dazai, do you still know Dr. Ninzu?"

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai nodded and admitted, "Doctor Ninja treated my injury once before, and later he introduced his son to me."

When he said this, Osamu Dazai seemed to have suddenly remembered something, picked up the phone and began to type something quickly.

"I made an appointment to have dinner together earlier, if I didn't mention it today, I would have forgotten..." Osamu Dazai said this, and then took the registration form from the nurse.

【Dazai: Yushi-kun, do you have time next time?If there is no problem, let's make an appointment tomorrow or the day after tomorrow to have a meal together! 】

When he finished typing and sending this sentence, he had already arrived at Eiji Ninzu's office.

Osamu Dazai knocked on the door first, then poked his head in through the door, and said in a playful tone, "Doctor Ninzuzu, are you there?"

"I'm here, come in directly, Dazai!" Eiji Ninzu pushed his glasses, and echoed the actor Dazai with a good temper.

Osamu Dazai rushed into the office at once, sat obediently on the seat and showed a pure smile to Eiji Ninzu.

Well, I'm a good boy and never mess with things.

Eiji Ninzu glanced at Osamu Dazai, then turned his pen and started a routine inquiry: "Let's talk about what happened to you before? What happened when you fell from the second floor of the school?!"

"It's not my fault!"

Osamu Dazai curled his lips, and said aggrievedly: "I adopted a little girl from the orphanage. I remembered that a friend who went to Yangquan High School used Yangquan Elementary School as a backup school for the little girl. Then I went to visit today. one time."

"Then you just bounced around and killed yourself casually?" Ninzu Yingshi teased.

Osamu Dazai would not accept such a frame-up, he sat on the spot and quickly turned his head, then glanced at Eiji Ninzu with sad eyes.

Eiji Ninzu shrugged his shoulders and admitted defeat: "Okay, it's my fault, please forgive my mistake." After speaking, he winked playfully at Osamu Dazai , "Now can you tell me exactly what happened?"

"When we were visiting a class on the second floor, one of the students ran out of the class as if going crazy, and hit me directly..."

"Then you fell from the railing?" Ninzu Yingshi answered.

Osamu Dazai shook his head, and then said, "It was my brother, he caught me, and then he fell over the railing."

"Then why did you fall down together?" Eiji Ninzu subconsciously asked, and then he looked at Osamu Dazai with an incredible look as if he had thought of something, "You couldn't be pulled down together, did you? "

"What are you talking about? Although that guy usually behaves like a dog, but his character is not so bad!"

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai was furious, and said that he must give a good look to Eiji Ninzu who spread rumors casually.

Knowing that his guess was wrong, Ninzu Eishi pinched the corner of his clothes in embarrassment, and then muttered in a low voice: "Otherwise, did you jump down foolishly?"

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai stood up with his hands on his hips, and stared at Eiji Ninzu angrily, "How about I just jump off? When you see your brother in danger, isn't your first reaction to save others! "

"Although it seemed that I was a bit simple-minded at that moment, it at least shows that I have a good character!"

Dazai Osamu patted his chest not ashamed but proudly when he said this, not to mention how amusing that high-spirited look was.

At least Eiji Ninzu was amused.

Looking at the smiling Eiji Ninzuzu, Osamu Dazai frowned all of a sudden, and said angrily, "Is there something wrong with what I said?"

It is said that old children, old children, although they may not look so obvious on the surface, but Osamu Dazai has almost reached this age.

Ninzu Yingshi couldn't help covering his face, "It's nothing, what you said is right."

After looking up, he found that Osamu Dazai was still angry as a child, then picked up the other party's medical record, and changed the subject while writing on it: "Next, you should have a full-body examination first, and I will arrange treatment for you after the results come out. .”

After Osamu Dazai took the case book, he looked up at Eiji Ninzu, "Where is the inspection place?"

"At the end of the corridor on the third floor..." Eiji Ninzu replied casually.

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai nodded, then got up and left Doctor Ninjazu's office.

He took the elevator upstairs and walked along the corridor for about three or four minutes. He managed to find a place for filming in the corner.

I have to say that although there are not many people here, there are quite a few.

What is even more unnatural is that, for some reason, the people who came to shoot the film today are basically older people.

The people who usually came to check because of work-related injuries all disappeared at once. Osamu Dazai, a young man in his youthful skin, stood out among a group of old people, standing out a little.

After suppressing the embarrassment and shooting all the films, Dazai returned to Dr. Ninzu's office with the latest results.

Doctor Ninzu compared the films he took for a long time, then raised his head and looked at Osamu Dazai with a complicated expression, "I don't know whether it's good or bad for your luck..."

He sighed and put the result on the table.

"Let's talk about luck, those rare things happened to you again and again, these few days have made you miserable..."

"But let's talk about bad luck..." He pointed to the film, and said with a look of surprise: "Even a big event like falling from a building won't hurt you, except for some shocks. The position of the internal organs is a bit shifted, and it will be fine after a few days of recuperation."

"This kind of ups and downs but kept your life on the safety line, Dazai, you are the illegitimate child of the goddess of fate, right?!"

The author has something to say: Doctor Renzu: Fuck, Dazai, you are the illegitimate son of the goddess of luck, right?

Doctor Renzu: It must be like this, otherwise it would be unreasonable! ! !

Congratulations to Osamu Dazai, who successfully turned a doctor who adhered to the scientific outlook on development into a follower of feudalism, superstition, and superstition.