How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Osamu Dazai looked at Butei and packed all the test papers in the bookstore with a smile, and then asked the owner of the bookstore to call a younger brother to drive a van to transport all the test papers to the nearby school.

"Why don't you get in the car too, if the seats in front are crowded, two people can still sit down."

After stuffing all the test papers into the back of the van, the boy who was driving the goods pointed to the front seat of the van and said to Osamu Dazai and Buteizai.

The two Dazai looked at the seat of the van in unison, glanced at the unpacked snack bags piled up on the front window of the car, and imagined the smell they would smell after getting in the car... ..

hiss--

Osamu Dazai immediately waved his hand and refused: "No, no need, anyway, the distance from here to the school is only a few hundred meters, we can just walk directly."

"Yes, yes..."

Wu Zhenzai also shook his head together, and then he pinched Dazai Zhi's stomach with his fingers, and smiled teasingly, "Xiu Zhi always cries and tells me how many catties he has gained after getting up to weigh himself these days." , So for a period of time in order to lose weight, we don’t use cars when traveling.”

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai glared at Buteizai viciously, his eyes were full of "When did I get fat?" This kind of embarrassment turned into anger.

For Dazai Osamu's innocuous protest, Takenzai pretended not to see anything, pinched the opponent's belly, and then pinched the opponent's cheek.

"Look, his face is a bit round." Wu Zhenzai pinched Dazai Osamu's face while pointing at his own face, and then used words to induce the people present to compare.

The little brother who drove the van looked at Buteizai and Dazai Osamu, but it is a pity that he is just an ordinary person, not like Atsushi Nakajima's natural sharp eyesight or Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu's eyes And the mind is as sophisticated as a computer scanner.

So he looked and looked, but still couldn't tell where there was a slight gap between the two people in front of him.

So the little brother in the bookstore nodded indiscriminately, and muttered: "I see, I see... If that's the case, you can walk over by yourself."

Then he got into the car silently, lit the fire and drove towards the school.

Hey, stop arguing with these two gay people.

After the little brother drove away in the van, Takenzai said goodbye to the bookstore owner with a smile, and then he walked on the road with Osamu Dazai.

After walking about five or sixty meters, after confirming that the people at the bookstore probably couldn't hear the two of them arguing, Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth and poked Buteizai's waist viciously.

Takenzai took advantage of the opportunity to pinch the opponent's hand, turned his head and looked at Osamu Dazai who was "running wild" with a tolerant and helpless expression.

"What are you going to do again?" he said in a condescending meek tone.

Not to mention how the passers-by who saw this scene felt the deep feelings of the two brothers in their hearts, but if Kunikida Doppo heard what Buteizai said now, he would probably get goosebumps all over his body.

Since when did Osamu Dazai, who is gentle on the outside but stubborn on the inside, be so talkative?

What is he secretly planning? !

Regarding Takenzai's question, Osamu Dazai turned his head and "hummed", then puffed up his cheeks angrily, and asked: "When did I complain to you that I gained weight, why didn't I know about it?! "

Casually causing me to criticize me outside, but actually doing such a thing in front of my face.

Do you really think I don't exist? !

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai first pointed to his slightly emaciated cheeks due to his long-term consumption of canned crabs, which resulted in his inability to take in enough nutrients normally.

Then he squeezed Osamu Dazai's skin that was slightly rosy and pale because of the legend, but he grew up after eating and drinking in the library for an unknown amount of time.

This small difference may be blind to others, but how can we who are also Osamu Dazai not see it?

No way?Are you going to say that you really can't see this? !

This peculiar expression of surprise and sarcasm, as if he was looking at something new that he hadn't seen before, was completely expressed in the corner of Butei Zai's inadvertent glance.

I have to say that this kind of condescending little expression is really suffocating, at least Osamu Dazai is very annoyed by it.

"Sorry, I have Chuya's Ka to feed me, I have the food prepared by Ango and the others to feed me, and Tangun is behind me to clean up for me... I have to be happy in my small life, as long as I eat, drink and the rest I don’t need to think about it, but I accidentally gained weight, I’m really sorry.”

Osamu Dazai clasped Takenzai's hand instead, and while playing with the other's slender fingers, he said these words with a smile.

Maybe it's because it would be ugly to make a scene outside, and everyone in the library teamed up to raise a little shame. Dazai Osamu, who didn't let himself go like he did when he was alive, hid the most hurtful part and used a This kind of showing-off attitude made him antagonize Butei Zai.

Keenly noticed that Osamu Dazai used "they" when referring to Ango, and Takenzai, who was obsessed with the fate between himself and Oda Saku, darkened his eyes slightly.

Then under Osamu Dazai's vigilant gaze, he put his hands on the back of his neck, looked up at the blue sky and said in a lazy and unmotivated tone: "You have such a good life. …”

"No, be careful not to grow into a big fat man~" Takenzai made a face at Osamu Dazai, then accelerated and ran towards the school.

slip away... slip away...

Otherwise, would you still want to stay and look at Osamu Dazai's furious face? !

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"What are you doing?" The little brother of the bookstore who had just finished chatting with the doorman looked at Wu Jingzai who was running towards him while laughing in a daze.

Weak, pitiful and helpless, I don't know what's going on with my employer?

Wu Jingzai looked at the bookstore boy who was standing with the doorman, patted his chest and took a breath, then stood up, wiped off the sweat from running on his face, and said: "Just now I accidentally put Xiu Zhi was annoyed, so he escaped first just in case."

The boy in the bookstore who didn't understand, but how things would happen again after a while, nodded his head half-understood, turned his head and glanced at his van, and calmed down all of a sudden.

People who can do such a devilish behavior as sending exam papers to the school should not use common sense to speculate.

"Are you the ones who want to come to see the school?" Seeing the atmosphere suddenly fell silent, the guard uncle suddenly answered.

Wu Zhenzai nodded, looked carefully at the students who were playing football on the playground not far away, and said, "Yes, my little girl is already seven years old this year, and it stands to reason that she will be born next year." I'm in elementary school, so I'll come over early to have a look."

When talking about his little girl, Wu Zhenzai's tone was sweet, and his eyes were full of indulgence and joy.

If he hadn't mentioned it at this time, no one would think that the little girl he was talking about was Mingzi who had just submitted the adoption process and hadn't been officially taken home by him.

It has to be said that Butei Zai is worthy of being a disciple taught by this guy Mori Ogai. This is a pure acting technique, which can be said to be the essence of acting.

At least the people present didn't raise objections to this, and they didn't even have the consciousness to ask what kind of person the little girl he was talking about was.

"I've told the teachers in the school, just wait here for a while, a teacher should come to receive you after a while." The guard pinched his chin and said this.

I came to see the school a year in advance. Although this kind of thing happened relatively rarely, it didn't happen before.

So don't worry, just get used to it.

As soon as the doorman's words fell, he put his hands on Wu Zhenzai's shoulders from behind.

Then a gloomy voice sounded: "Dazai, why are you able to survive now? Run!"

Damn, he's catching up! ! !

Buteizai, who also reacted, immediately turned his head, put his hands on his chest to spread the distance between himself and Osamu Dazai, showed an awkward smile, and subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Well, you're here..."

He took a few steps back slightly, his small eyes flicked from side to side, looking for a chance to escape.

But how could Osamu Dazai give Buteizai time to react?

His footsteps stepped on the ground again and again like a symphony in someone's heart. Osamu Dazai grabbed Buteizai's collar with a gloomy face, nodded to the few people watching, and said: "There is something that needs to be dealt with now. If the person who receives us arrives, tell him to wait for a few minutes."

Facing the current gloomy temperament, Dazai Osamu, who seemed particularly difficult to provoke, let alone the timid bookstore boy, and the guards dared not say anything, and looked blankly at him. Watching Osamu Dazai pull Butanzai to the depths of an alley not far away.

There was a crackling sound, and at the same time there was a scream that sounded familiar.

Listen carefully, and you can also hear that the voice that made this scream was the voice that said "their little girl" in that sweet tone before.

Miserable, really miserable! ! !

They looked at each other in blank dismay, and these words appeared in their minds unanimously.

The author has something to say: hhhh, in fact, Dazai is not that angry, the alleys are all played out for outsiders, which can be regarded as deepening the impression of the two of them.

What actually happened, I won’t write the details, just guess it~