How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

"Dazai, are you alright?" Zhongya Zhongya knocked on the door and shouted loudly.

He had been waiting quietly at the door for more than half an hour, but until now the people inside had no plans to come out.

This kind of situation made Zhong Yuanzhong, who was not very patient, even more irritable, and some bad premonition vaguely appeared in his heart...

Peach Blossom Boy, he won't commit suicide again, right? !

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened his eyes wide, took a step back and planned to kick the door open.At this moment, the sound of "click, click" came from the door handle.

Osamu Dazai opened the door from the inside of the room, and what he saw was Chuya Nakahara's oncoming long legs.

Osamu Dazai, who was so frightened by this scene that he broke out in a cold sweat, subconsciously jumped into the distance, holding onto the edge of the bar and tremblingly looking at a Nakahara Chuya who fell forward without standing still.

Glancing at the peachy but angry face, Osamu Dazai puffed up his cheeks and muttered, "Chuuya, did the door of my room invite you to provoke you? You have to be oppressed like this!"

Originally, Nakahara had almost adjusted his posture, but he forgot his current state when he was agitated by Dazai Osamu's words, turned around subconsciously and made his footsteps unsteady, so he split a fork on the ground all at once.

Osamu Dazai: (⊙o⊙)? ...o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓! ! ! ! 【laugh cry.jpg】

Central Plains Chuya: ∑(口||)? ? ?

Looking at Nakahara Nakaya's distorted face, probably because of the pain, Osamu Dazai lay down on the ground with a very shameless smile, and even had to half hug his stomach to prevent himself from being careless because of the excessive laughter. He laughed so hard that he passed away.

Looking at Osamu Dazai like this, Chuya Nakahara was in a bad mood.

He angrily got up from the ground, and directly picked up Osamu Dazai, who was laughing wildly, by the back of the neck like a cat, and then pulled out a mad smile and asked sullenly: "Peach Blossom Boy, what are you laughing at?" ?!"

Osamu Dazai, who accepted it as soon as he saw it, straightened his face with a sense of crisis, and said with a serious face: "It's nothing, really!" In order to ensure the authenticity of his words, he did not forget to raise his hands Use the cheeks to show your correct attitude.

"Do you think I will believe your nonsense?!" Nakahara Chuya's forehead was throbbing with veins.

Regarding the current state, Osamu Dazai said helplessly but firmly: "What I said is true! You must believe me!!"

At the same time, he kept rolling on the ground with a completely opposite attitude in his heart-we are all reincarnated spirit bodies, isn't this just lying to ghosts (￣)? !

"Really?" Nakahara repeated with some hesitation, and loosened the back of Dazai Osamu's neck in doubt.

Forget it, this guy is not...

Before he finished thinking, he saw Dazai Osamu pointing at his leg and laughing, the dog didn't forget to say something when he laughed: "Hahahaha...hahahaha...ch, chuuya yours The flexibility is so good~hahahaha!!!”

Nakahara Chuya: "Go to hell, bastard Dazai (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!"

As soon as Osamu Dazai laughed, Chuya Nakahara's brain immediately ruptured.He clenched his fist and swung it forward fiercely, not forgetting to express his anger by roaring while waving.

Osamu Dazai, who was laughing so hard at first, seemed like a robot that came online suddenly after hearing Chuya Nakahara's voice.

Even the surrounding environment does not need to take time to confirm, as if there are eyes behind the back that can take all the surrounding into the fundus.

"You coward, do you only know how to run away?" Nakahara Nakaya, who couldn't hit anyone several times in a row, stood on the spot calming down with some messy breathing, staring fiercely at Osamu Dazai who was also wiping sweat in front of him.

Osamu Dazai patted the hem of his clothes that became a little messy during the exercise, and said with a confident expression: "Chuuya, have you forgotten how long we have known each other? Your hand habits, movement trajectory, and even breathing The frequency is clearly under my control!"

So you want to hit me?Wait for the next life! !

Maybe because he couldn't see Dazai Osamu's complacent expression, Nakahara, who was panting constantly, also evoked a wicked smile, resisting the exhaustion from his body, and walked straight in the direction of Dazai Osamu.

Osamu Dazai, who subconsciously wanted to avoid, looked at Nakahara Nakaya, who was swaying left and right, and couldn't even walk steadily. After sighing slightly, he opened his arms to support this guy.

As a result, when the two were approaching, Nakahara Chuya suddenly accelerated his pace...

Clang...crack...

There was a violent impact sound, and Osamu Dazai was knocked into the arms of the young man who was knocked into the arms of Nakahara Nakaya under the sudden acceleration of the impact and fell to the ground directly.

"It hurts~ Chuya!" A familiar girl's voice sounded.

After struggling for a few times, Osamu Dazai found that he couldn't break free from Nakahara Nakaya's shackles. He simply gave up his plan, puffed up his cheeks after lying flat on the ground, and said in a girly voice that was specially trained earlier.

Seeing Osamu Dazai making a voice similar to that of Miss Secretary, Nakahara Nakahara only felt goosebumps all over his body.

He punched Osamu Dazai hard in the stomach, and then said, "Bastard Dazai, please be normal!"

Osamu Dazai, who was punched, hugged his stomach with both hands, and yelled pitifully: "It hurts...it hurts... Chuya, you are too much, this really hurts!!!"

Even Nakahara Nakahara, who knew the severity of his attack, began to wonder if his punch was really not strong enough with Dazai Osamu's pale face and tears in his eyes, and ended up accidentally hurting someone who was afraid of pain? !

But the bright red eyes of this peach blossom boy are quite good-looking!

Zhongyuan Zhong was also distracted.

But before Nakahara could sort out his thoughts, he saw Osamu Dazai under him frowning in a 'fragile' way, and then pushed himself hard, "Chuuya, you forgot that the secretary had something to do with us this morning Is it? If you continue to make trouble, you will be late!"

His limp voice showed that he was in a bad state.

"Would I be late today if it wasn't for you?" Nakahara Nakaya first subconsciously said something, then straightened up and planned to get off Dazai Osamu.

Hearing Chuya Nakahara's rebuttal, Osamu Dazai lazily said: "Is this what I care about? What I care about is Oda Zuo's good-natured personality. When we are not around..."

As if confirming Osamu Dazai's words, before Chuya Nakahara could react, he heard the footsteps of "dong dong dong" not far away.

"Dazai, I heard that Mr. Nakahara just came to see you, did you see him?" A voice with an Osaka accent sounded from the door, and Oda Sakunosuke poked his head in through the open door.