How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Although Nakahara Nakahara had left Yokohama for nearly three days in name, Dazai Osamu and Buteizai who were hiding with each other knew that the one who went to Hakata instead of Nakahara Nakahara was Hassan Baimao they borrowed from Chaldea.

"It should be today..." Looking at the Hong Kong Black Building that was broken into from the outside, Osamu Dazai lazily braided Buteizai's hair.

Listening to the rumbling sound coming from the building, Zhongyuan Zhong also felt his hands itchy.

Even if it is known that this is the plan of the two slaughters in front of them, the headquarters will not be damaged, and even the person responsible for rebuilding the building has been found.But his natural sense of responsibility still made him wish to rush into the headquarters immediately, and clean up all those who dared to offend their gangsters.

Damn, when will it be good? ! !

Seeing that the movement was about to reach the top floor, Osamu Dazai smiled and took out a huge... well, it looks like a tennis racket with a diameter of about three meters (?)

Zhongyuan Zhong also took the tennis racket with a dull expression, and said with a broken face: "What the hell is this?!" If you want to use it to pick up people, you at least give me a fucking bed!

Looking at Nakahara Chuya who seemed to be about to weather, Butai Zai poked the opponent's cheek with a smile.

Finding that Nakahara Chuya didn't make any reaction to this, Then Butai Zai turned around in a circle, humming a light tune while walking lightly around behind Dazai Osamu.

He looped his hands from behind to Osamu Dazai's neck, and then leaned into Osamu Dazai's ear and whispered softly: "Xiuji, look at the little slug~ he's dizzy~ Let's make it into a drunk slug!"

"What the hell is a drunk slug?!"

After hearing the forbidden words, Nakahara Zhong also subconsciously retorted, and waved the tennis racket in his hand aggressively, "What is this thing for me?!"

"Sure enough, a little slug is just a little slug, there is no room for brains at all~" Dazai Osamu took over Buteizai's topic, and complained carelessly.

After hearing Osamu Dazai's address, Nakahara Nakaya was furious: "I told you not to call me that!" But because they were still needed, he could only reluctantly let go of his clenched hand.

Wu Zhenzai found out a notebook and a pen from nowhere, and then scribbled and drew on the pages of the notebook.

After drawing, he unfolded the page in front of Nakahara Nakaya, and said like a persuasive teacher: "Although Akutagawa's force is good, the opponent is Hong Kong and black after all, and there is still some gap between the two sides... ..."

If it was Akutagawa Ryunosuke who belonged to their parallel world, it would be fine, and he would definitely be merciless... But after Akutagawa Ryunosuke joined the Armed Detective Agency, it can be said that he was completely restricted 'Life, I can no longer wantonly kill people.

"He wants to bring his sister to live with him in the future. It is impossible to really take that guy's life with his hands tied!"

Osamu Dazai answered the conversation in a logical manner, and then expressed their guess with a natural expression: "So if that guy wants to die without guns, ammunition, ammunition and knives, then the most likely choice is the convenient and quick method." ..."

Then they paused slightly, Takenzai picked up a pen and drew a long parabola on the top of the notebook.

"If it were me, I would definitely not choose this way of death..."

Wu Zhenzai glanced at him in disgust, and his whole face was wrinkled: "Dead. It doesn't matter if you don't look good. The moment it fell to the ground, it became fragmented, but the heart and nerves will not stop working... ..”

"Yes, yes, yes..." Osamu Dazai nodded desperately, "It can be said that he was tortured to death... It's really annoying~ You know, I hate pain the most!"

So is it for me to catch the boss with this?But my filth will be offset by the disqualification of the world...

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought so, and then said it directly.

Osamu Dazai half-closed his eyes and looked at Chuya Nakahara, shaking his head hating iron for nothing.

Cub ah, you really let me down!

"We also have the ability of disqualification in the world, knowing its effect, how can we not consider the solution?!"

Butei Zai, who couldn't stand it anymore, opened his mouth and tapped the tennis racket Nakahara was holding with his fingers, "This thing is specially made, using synthetic materials that can isolate our abilities..."

so......

Nakahara Chuya's eyes lit up, and he even began to think about the scene of using this special material to restrain the leader of their family in the future.

Fragrant, so fragrant!

"You think too much... If these materials are so easy to collect, how can it be possible to make something like a tennis racket that is not densely distributed?!" The entire Chaldea plus the library, so many subordinates in parallel The world can barely scrape together such a little raw material.

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes, looked at Chuya Nakahara, who was glowing red, reached out and pressed the other end of the tennis racket, and then they found that the red light covering Chuya Nakahara and the tennis racket had not disappeared.

Then Takenzai made a gesture to Nakahara Nakaya when a tennis player is serving, and said with a brisk smile: "When that guy falls from the roof of the building, you treat him like a yellow tennis ball and hit him hard." Hit it up hard..."

good idea!I can! !

Chuya Zhongya's eyes lit up, and various thoughts of harming the leader came out of his mind endlessly.

"I don't think my strength is strong enough. I probably can't send him back to the roof with a single click!"

Central Plains Hong Kong Hei. The No. [-] Taijutsu Master Zhong Ye has no intention of covering up his 'weakness', "I think I need to add one, two, three, four...down in the middle!"

Seeing Nakahara Chuya's cheerful appearance, Osamu Dazai and Buteizai looked at each other, and then stretched out their hands to make a cheering gesture.

Oh, come on, fighting! ! !

"By the way, this notebook looks familiar..." Osamu Dazai suddenly threw himself on Buteizai's shoulder, and tapped the cover of the notebook with his hand with great interest.

It was a dark green pocketbook with a white piece of paper with the word ideal written on it on the front.

"This is..."

Butaizai tilted his head with a smile, and elongated his tone of voice with evil humor: "It was tricked (fooled) from Kunikida-kun~"

"Is that so...?" Osamu Dazai muttered to himself naturally.

Yes Yes!Wu Jingzai shook his head frantically.

Seeing this scene, Osamu Dazai patted Buteizai on the shoulder, pretending he really didn't know what was going on behind the scenes and said with a smile: "Then bring me one next time!"

ok~

Takenzai's eyes lit up, and he clapped happily with Osamu Dazai.

Confirmed, we are like-minded companions!

After fooling Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai and Buteizai turned to the corner of the street.

Looking at the people of the detective agency who had waited there, the focus of their eyes was on the super-large road sign carried on Kenji Miyazawa's shoulder.

"If I remember correctly, aren't Hong Kong, Hong Kong, and Wuzhen hostile forces?" Would they be so kind...

Yosano Akiko patted Kenji Miyazawa's free shoulder on the other side, smiled excitedly and bent his eyebrows: "After all, that is the current leader of Hong Kong. Hei, if you really lose face in front of Quan Yokohama, say Maybe it will anger other people..."

So we do this to ensure the safety of citizens!

Regarding Yosano Akiko's announcement, the other members of the detective agency nodded solemnly in agreement, but none of them thought that Yosano Akiko herself would be the first to face the opposite.

The girl wearing a butterfly hair accessory took out a video camera from behind, fiddled with it a few times and found the button on the side for recording video.

"Ordinary citizens in Yokohama are not strong enough, so they can't watch the scene for their own safety, but the power of the detective agency is still good!" Yosano Akiko said this, but later said that she had already prepared to record the video.

What does an ordinary citizen have to do with her and Akiko Yosano?

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At that time, it will depend on whether she collects the video she got first, or whether the leader next door is better, anyway, she has decided to shoot this video!

Don't try to stop anyone, anyone who dares to stop will be cut off! !

Anyway, I can save myself! ! !

The author has something to say: I don’t even know who this chapter should mourn for, anyway, just light the candles?