How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

After sending Ango Sakaguchi away from the safe house, Osamu Dazai looked at the clear sky outside and suddenly felt that there was no point in hiding here.

Is it because the big white tiger is not easy to masturbate, or is it boring to play with the slug that explodes at the first movement?

The world is so beautiful, why should I stay here? ?

Dazai Osamu, who managed to convince himself by three times, five times and two times, hummed a light tune and walked down the street, looking around, obviously looking forward to the arrival of the next person who might be persecuted.

Maybe the so-called Dazai's mouth really has magical powers?

Didn’t you see that the 15-year-old Osamu Dazai said to Nakahara Nakaya in a contemptuous manner, "Then I will curse you that you will never grow taller", but now they are 22 years old, and Nakahara Nakaya It's really not longer than one centimeter!

Such a mouth...

You see, you see, it must be poisonous! ! !

Osamu Dazai, who has a large number of victims of unconscious persecution like this, has begun to actively look forward to the arrival of the next victim. How could the world consciousness be willing to just ignore his wishes and make him feel lost?

So under the guidance of an intuition that came from nowhere, Osamu Dazai, who was walking firmly towards the Bund of Yokohama, suddenly turned around and slid into Chinatown.

Although I don't know why I went to that place, but it must be fun over there ()! ! !

The atmosphere on the street is extremely lively, perhaps because of the approaching Chinese New Year, you can see small red lanterns floating in the wind one after another in every house and on the trees in front of them.

But the most important thing and what attracted Dazai's attention was undoubtedly the middle-aged uncle squatting on the ground with a wry smile all over his face, scratching his head in distress while coaxing the blond loli at a loss.

Seeing this scene, he showed a funny smile...

It's up to you (=ω=)m, Mr. Mori.

Thinking this way, Osamu Dazai took out a smartphone from his pocket, and after lurking in a corner invisible to "ordinary people", he started a ten-shot series of "fair and fair", inspiring to capture the image of Mr. Mori from this parallel world. All the appearances have been completely entered bit by bit.

As for after the filming, it will naturally be sent to our lovely Jasmine Sauce~

Because Osamu Dazai's stealth is only aimed at those "ordinary people", it can be said to be very upright for Mr. Mori and Alice.

If it's someone with a bit of skin, they will definitely not be able to hold on under such gazes, but who is Mori Ogai?

He was able to change the clothes of his little loli in a fair manner in front of his subordinates, and he had acted like a baby to Alice on the street so that he was caught in the police station many times.

So that the police officers in the police station now know that they have such an idiot father in Yokohama. Every time they see Mori Ogai, they will ask him to sign a guarantee and leave.

So how could Dazai's onlooker tactics make him feel the slightest bit uncomfortable?

At most, it's just a little curiosity - Dazai broke with himself and defected because of Oda Sakunosuke, so why can he face himself with such a calm and harmless expression now? !

Although it is a pity for him, but in fact he was already prepared to be ridiculed by Dazai, and the result is now...

Dazai's first reaction was to take a picture? ? ?

Facing Mori Ogai's probing look, Osamu Dazai put down the phone in his hand and showed him a fake smile, shook the phone and said in a dramatically exaggerated tone: "I didn't expect this time You can also get unexpected rewards when you come out, I have to say that this is really a beautiful scenery worth hundreds of millions!"

"Really? Mr. Mori." Osamu Dazai asked in a lazily elongated tone.

Ogai Mori heaved a sigh of relief at Osamu Dazai's tone.

After he stood up, he touched Alice's head, who was standing with her hands on her hips reluctantly, and said in a mature and steady tone: "Dazai-kun, why are you here, you at this time Shouldn't you be working with Your Excellency Fukuzawa?"

"Or did you skip work and go find a place to commit suicide?"

Then he put his hands on his chin and looked at Dazai with a helpless expression like looking at an ignorant child at home, "Dazai-kun, I hope you can know something..."

He paused, sighed, and then spoke again: "Not everyone is willing to tolerate your minor problems like me, the guardian who raised you with my own hands, and Mr. Fuzawa is a very serious person. Don't lose your temper casually."

Facing the seductive look on Mori Ogai's face, Osamu Dazai turned his head away with an expression that he couldn't bear to look directly at.

He could already imagine what the result would be after Mori Ogai said this, and now the onlookers probably regarded him as a kid who had a temper with his parents.

Well, a 22-year-old rebellious adolescent boy with a height of 1.8 meters~

But Osamu Dazai will not just admit defeat, he is just a Mori Ogai, do you really want to use this low-level language to defeat him?

So Osamu Dazai raised his face slightly, turned his head away with a bright and sad look at a 45° angle, and then said in a voice that was just right enough for the people around him to hear: "Guardian, in my The guardian who took me to work under him when I was 15?"

Then he approached Mori Ogai step by step, and said in a malicious tone: "Or did you plot against my only friend and kill his guardian?"

"Dazai-kun, I found that you seem a little different now."

After Osamu Dazai said these words, Ogai Mori continued to look at Osamu Dazai with a complex and indiscernible expression.

If it was the Osamu Dazai he knew, no matter how agitated the feelings in his heart were, at most he would sting one sentence as indifferently as he showed before.

To actually say this kind of thing in public, if it wasn't because he could confirm that it was indeed Dazai, he would probably think that Dazai had been dropped by someone!

Or is it true that the past few years of living in the Ability, Special Affairs, and Armed Detective Agency have been so "happy" that his distrust of the world and his own vigilance have been worn away?

After hearing this, Dazai Osamu smiled "haha", patted Mori Ogai on the shoulder, leaned his head against his ear and whispered, "Mr. Mori, did you just find out now?" Then he took a quick step back, Looking up into those purple eyes, "I am different from that Dazai."

Mori Ogai, who just thought that this person is indeed Dazai-kun, felt a little pain in his face after hearing this sentence. If he went to the Huaguo network more than ten years later, he would know this This feeling is called "slap in the face".

But he didn't know anything, so the atmosphere on the scene gradually became stiff.

"But you are also Dazai-kun!" When the atmosphere between the two of them was completely solidified, the blond Alice ran over bouncing around.

She walked around Osamu Dazai a few times, looked carefully and then said with certainty: "You must be Osamu Dazai with this annoying ability."

As the embodiment of supernatural powers, it is impossible for her to recognize the supernatural power of Disqualification in the World, which innately restrains all supernatural powers.

Maybe it was guaranteed by his supernatural body, although Mori Ogai didn't know what happened now, but his expression softened slightly.

"Even if my world is different from yours, there is no doubt that I am Osamu Dazai."

Dazai said so, then squatted down and said to Alice seriously: "But I hope you can figure out the difference between me and that Dazai, even if we are strictly the same person, it doesn't mean I like being mixed up with other people."

Especially when it's a big man! ! !

And because of the exact same self or something, just thinking about it makes me feel super disgusted! ! !

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai shivered with a little chills. Alice, who was the humanoid supernatural body of Mori Ogai who raised Osamu Dazai, naturally knew what Osamu Dazai was thinking after seeing this scene. She revealed After a sly smile, he leaned forward to talk to the new Dazai.

Mori Ogai was a little unhappy watching this happy scene, he inserted between Dazai Osamu and Alice, and held Alice loosely.

"Alice-chan, take care of me, Dazai-kun, what can he do?" Mori Ogai said sadly, while rubbing against Alice with a slightly bearded face, he continued to coquettishly in a drawn-out tone: "He will Will I buy you a nice little skirt? No."

"Although I also like beautiful skirts, I don't want to change as many as five or six sets every day..." Alice broke free from Mori Ogai's shackles and kicked him hard. Putting his hands on his hips, he said angrily: "And those little skirts are obviously your selfishness, Rintaro, if you want to see it, just dress me up like a doll!"

Mori Ogai, who was bullied, didn't mind, he squinted his eyes and said in that sticky tone: "Who made Alice so cute, of course I have to wear that pretty little skirt!"

"Ah~ ah~ ah~ that's why I said I hate Rintaro like this the most!" Alice was obviously annoyed, she clenched her small fist and slammed it hard on Mori Ogai.

Seeing the way of getting along with one person and one supernatural body, Osamu Dazai cheerfully started to take pictures again.

Seeing Osamu Dazai like this, Alice pointed at the other party's cell phone with an innocent expression and asked, "Dazai, what's in it?"

"This~"

Osamu Dazai shook his phone, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's some of my favorites, do you want to see it?"

The author has something to say: After Ango, the victim +1

But Mr. Mori is not so easy to be messed with, let me think about how to operate.

感谢在2020-09-1118:37:38~2020-09-1416:09:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: kt1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Guess 10 bottles; Moyu 3 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!