Laid-off Judge Reemployment

"Well……"

When Zhang Shu was in a daze, he felt that his body was bouncing on something. The feeling was very strange, a bit like the slight oppressive feeling brought to the human body when the elevator was going up and down. Most people felt quite Interestingly, some people will feel a little dizzy, and Zhang Shu is unfortunately the latter.

"What are you doing?"

Zhang Shu subconsciously uttered a raving, and slowly opened his eyes. He felt something on his shoulder, and when he tilted his head, he saw a ghost claw on his shoulder!

"...!"

As soon as his body struggled, he almost fell to the ground.

"Zhang Shu, are you awake?"

Lu Han's voice came from above his head, and Zhang Shu narrowed his eyes to identify it carefully.

It was Lu Han who was right, he might have done something related to spells just now, and the ghostly look on his face hadn't completely faded away.

Once he knew it was him, Zhang Shu's body immediately relaxed. He found himself held in Lu Han's arms. They were riding in a sedan chair. Zhang Shu knew that Lu Han had an official sedan chair, but this time It was obviously more spacious than what he had seen before. The sedan chair curtains on both sides were rolled up high, and it could be seen from the outside that it was a large sedan chair with a golden roof and eight lifts.

"What is this? Where are we?"

"On Chang'an Avenue." Lu Han said.

"What? You..."

"do not worry."

Lu Han pointed to the scenery outside, all the vehicles and pedestrians passed by as if they hadn't seen them, and turned a blind eye to them. Some passers-by knelt down when they saw them.

"Look, only people with yin and yang eyes will see our team, that is... people from the Nine Gates of the Imperial Capital."

Lu Han complacently accepted Landing's successive pilgrimage, completely ignoring it, explaining to Zhang Shu in his arms.

"you want……"

"Liwei." Lu Han's face became serious. After this trip, the ghosts in the imperial capital should also understand that Zhang Shu is an untouchable person.

"Lu Han, put down the car curtain."

Zhang Shu grew up in the new society, so it was difficult for him to accept this kind of worship ceremony, not to mention that there were a few of them who looked familiar, maybe they were his elders.

"Don't be afraid, we haven't done anything bad."

Lu Han actually kissed Zhang Shu in public, and gave him a harmless smile in return.

"you!"

"Why, do you think our relationship is shady and you don't want people to know..."

Lu Han's face was full of disappointment, and he turned his face away to look at Chang'an Street outside the sedan chair, with his hands behind his back facing the wind and his eyes looking lost.

"Ugh……"

He knew that he was acting, but Zhang Shu had nothing to do with this man.

He vaguely remembered part of what happened just now. Lu Han used to be like that in front of outsiders, arrogant and cold, not at all the same as the boy who is very good at acting like a baby in front of him.

"Lu Han, you were not what you are now, you don't have to change for me."

Zhang Shu touched his face. He has always followed his original intention. Although he will make concessions and compromises because of business matters, he is still far more capable than ordinary people in society. His lover twisted his nature to please him.

"I do not have it."

Lu Han couldn't pretend, he turned his face and looked at him silly and sweetly.

"I don't know why, but when I'm with you, I become very similar to the age when I just died in battle. Maybe it's because you seem more reliable."

He arched Zhang Shu's chest with the chicken coop head.

"And, you see, love is not that rich people are willing to spend money for you, and leisure people are willing to spend time with you, but that arrogant people become humble for you, and cold people become warm for you."

"..."

"What's the matter? Are you moved by me?"

Lu Han asked happily, staring at Zhang Shu with a livid face.

"Stop, stop the car...vomit!"

Zhang Shu held on to the car curtain and retched several times before finally holding it back, gasping for breath.

"Lu Han."

"Ok?"

"In the future, you should avoid looking at these chicken soups online, understand?"

"……,Oh."

……

In autumn, the air is crisp and the geese fly from the north to the south.

Zhang Shu’s unloading day is coming soon, but recently he has become less and less sleepy, and has become more energetic. He often wakes up earlier in the morning than Lu Han. After taking a shower, he has nothing to do. He will also cook breakfast in the tea room. After all, Lu Han He has no appetite at all for the soup cakes that he often likes to make.

"Lu Han, the buttered bread is fried and the milk is still warm, let's get up and eat."

"No no no."

Lu Han whimpered from the bathroom, as if he was brushing his teeth.

After a while, he appeared at Zhang Shu's dining table in such a well-groomed manner.

Lu Han tucked his tie into his jacket pocket, sipping milk, and found that Zhang Shu's eyes had never left him, so he simply put down the breakfast in his hand and looked at him obediently.

"Well, I was also awakened by my handsomeness." Lu Han said.

"You haven't worn this suit for a long time."

Zhang Shu looked at him as if he didn't know him. Lu Han's usual home attire was very similar to that of a senior high school candidate. In winter, he directly changed into the look of a doorman. Today, he is dressed in a suit, leather shoes, greasy hair and pink face, giving him the aura of the Night King.

"Are you going out today?"

"Well, there's a date."

"Oh?"

Zhang Shu felt very curious. Lu Han didn't have many friends, but whether it was Hugua or Wan Baylor, Zhang Shu couldn't think of anyone who could make Lu Han, a dead house, dress himself up so carefully.

"With whom?"

"There are a lot of people, I can't tell for a while, they are all women, don't worry."

Zhang Shu didn't feel at ease at all, why did it sound like he was planning to attend some dishonorable party, so many women should feel at ease, right?What a dead logic.

"Oh, by the way, you can also go with me to have a look, it's very lively."

Lu Han didn't notice the changing expression on Zhang Shu's face at all, and said to himself.

"What kind of a date is it?"

"Ah, today is my own temple fair. It's Lu Pan's birthday. I'm going to the temple to eat incense. Ah yes..."

Lu Han looked at Zhang Shu for a while, then nodded thoughtfully.

"Am I going to have a dream with Miao Zhu? It's time to add a golden body of Grandma Judge to the temple."

"Thank you, it's free."

Zhang Shu imagined himself wearing a suit and sitting next to Judge Lu Han's golden body. Thinking about it, he thought it was easy to time travel, but he was quite interested in the temple fair of Judge Lu Han.

"You said that the temple fair is to commemorate you, why is it your birthday today?"

"Oh, today is my death day."

Lu Han ate the bread with big mouthfuls, and said inarticulately.

"..."

"Hey, don't talk about the folks, even I don't know my birthday. Today is the day I died in battle, that is, the day I took office in the underworld. The folks spread rumors, and today became my birthday. But now that it’s settled, I’m still going to eat the sacrifices. Hey, you don’t even know that Cui Yu’s little boy has more incense than me. He said that someone burned his iMac last year. He’s really a face-to-face world."

Cui Yu looks feminine, and the golden statue is also more delicate. Many middle school students who have money and leisure adore him, and they even raised funds to build a new one after his golden body was damaged by Lu Han's internal force. With the words wuli Yuyu will not be easily worn by dogs.

"Heh...you, don't you know your own birthday?"

"I don't know, my parents didn't think about it for me. I heard that when my mother went to the mountain to collect firewood on a snowy day, the grass fell, so it was called Lu Han."

Lu Han drank the milk and thought about it with his cheeks resting on his hands.

"Fortunately, it wasn't born in the summer, otherwise it would be called Lu Nuan, hey? Actually, it's not bad, isn't it popular now Nuan men?"

"Drink quickly, then when will you go there?"

Lu Han looked at the iWatch bought by Zhang Shuxin on his wrist, narrowed his almond eyes and thought about it.

"Ah, that's right! It's going to be there before noon. Today I have to work hard to service. Recently, the two-child policy has been opened, and more and more people come to me to ask for a child."

"what?!"

Zhang Shu slapped the table and stood up.

"Ah! No, no, you misunderstood, it's not artificial insemination! No, no, no, I mean, I just spread the blessings and open the Golden Silver Bridge, so that souls who need to be reincarnated can come and match their parents, but whether they are destined to have children It's not up to me to decide."

"you……"

Zhang Shu was a little bit worried, and didn't understand why a ferocious judge turned into a child-seeking idol.

"Why do women think of going to the Judgment Temple to ask for a child?"

Is it because Lu Han's statue is too handsome, as I thought at first, I just want a good gene?

"I have to ask you this, only the Judgment Temple in the imperial capital has this custom, because the judge is a homonym for 'Pan Guan'er', and Guaner means a baby boy in the Ming and Qing dialects of the imperial capital. .”

While eating, Lu Han explained that he still wanted to grab another piece of bread in the basket, and suddenly remembered that he was going to eat some offerings later, and there would definitely be Xinshan who would bring him roast chicken, so he stopped.

"Oh, so that's what it is."

Zhang Shu nodded, and these people really thought, no wonder Lu Han said that the incense in the Judgment Temple is so strong, so it turned out to be due to the second-child policy.

"You are a child of the old family in the imperial capital, I thought you knew."

"Our family is from a military academy, which is different from their Hutong family. We don't speak many local dialects. Then... I'll go and see with you, okay?"

"Oh, okay! You will be sitting next to my golden body in a while."

"..."

Zhang Shu was tearing the bread in his hand, dipping it in the milk in the cup and eating in small bites, when he heard Lu Han's unreliable suggestion, he casually threw a piece of bread in his face.

"Hey, I know. I'll ask Hugua to accompany you in a while. There are a lot of young men and women coming to offer incense. You can hang out among them. When the Golden Bridge and Silver Bridge open, I'll come down and take you to buy goldfish."

Lu Han swallowed the bread thrown by Zhang Shu in one gulp, and blinked at him.