Laid-off Judge Reemployment

Zhang Shu sat expressionlessly in the private room of the luxuriously furnished clubhouse, feeling that his embarrassment phobia was about to break out.

The man I just met has been under the edge of the table for at least a few minutes, and it seems that he has no intention of getting out immediately, which makes people always have the illusion of being viewed as rape from the waist down.

"you……"

Just as Zhang Shu opened his mouth, suddenly a powerful explosive force overturned the entire table!The valuable, thick and steady red sandalwood Eight Immortals table was turned over several times in mid-air by this force, and fell straight towards Zhang Shu's seat.

Can't tell that this pampered young master still has some time to get close to him. He tightly grasped the armrest of the rose chair with both hands, and used the center of gravity of the chair to flip over backwards. A pair of long legs landed firmly, blocking the chair. As a cover in front of him, one hand quietly covered his lower abdomen.

Immediately afterwards, he saw the edge of the table in front of him squirming not far from him, and it looked like there was no one in it!

It seemed that two people, or even multiple people, were wrestling together. Under the cover of the wide silk, the number of people and movements could not be accurately judged, but there were screams that definitely did not belong to humans...

what the hell.

The size of the table is not too big, and it is the limit to cover a table of Eight Immortals and fit two or three people. With the screams from inside, the silk material has been torn in several places. Something as thick as blood oozes out!

Zhang Shu instinctively grabbed the rose chair and backed away, but within a few steps, the edge of the table could no longer withstand the fierce fighting, and it cracked open with a "stab".

A woman with slender feet and long gray-white hair rushed up to Zhang Shu at a speed that was almost indistinguishable to the naked eye, and was almost face to face with him.

The woman stretched out her skinny and almost skinless ghost claws, grabbed her long gray hair hanging in front of her, and pulled it to the sides with a "swipe".

In this way, her true face was presented in front of Zhang Shu.

It was a face that was so thin that the cheeks were already swollen. The sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks made people fear and disgust. The big eyeballs almost fell out of the eye sockets, leaving only a few strands of nerves, drooping and drooping. The most disgusting thing is that the pair of eyeballs can still move around, and the out-of-focus pupils are aimed at Zhang Shu, looking straight at him.

The long tongue flicked out of the woman's mouth, and it was sticky with purple blood and pus. The tongue was like a poisonous snake with self-awareness, hovering over the woman's shriveled chest, and it was about to lick Zhang Shu's. Face!

"what!……"

At the critical moment, the woman uttered a scream, her gray hair was pulled from behind, and before she could make any resistance, her ugly and disgusting head was caught by a bloody mouth protruding from behind. It was bitten off from the neck!

The big mouth closed tightly without even chewing, and he tilted his head upwards as hard as he could, trying to swallow, like a python after eating.

He twisted his slender neck a few times, finally finished swallowing, and looked down at him.

It was a delicate and perfect face like a statue of David, with a few streaks of blood on the corner of the mouth - Lu Han!

"vomit……"

Zhang Shu was so shameless that he vomited directly on that handsome face.

……

Baozhai.

Hu Gua probed into the guest room and found that Zhang Shu was still asleep. He backed out with the cooked Yangchun noodles, returned to the kitchen and put it under the fence and sighed.

"Boss, uncle is still sleeping."

"Uncle, your brother-in-law, what's your name?"

"Hey, boss, you still want to eat for nothing? Scumbag..."

After seeing the color Doppler ultrasound, Hu Gua changed his words directly, without considering Lu Han's psychological shadow at this time.

"Tell me, what does that color photo mean? Why does Mr. Zhang insist on showing it to me?"

"Boss, we can't be like the gang of the bare-faced Zongju - pretending to be confused, calling you out alone and giving you a photo of a color ultrasound, can't we explain the problem?"

"Oh...that's not right!"

Lu Han almost let him go in.

"First of all, Mr. Zhang is not a woman, and secondly, I have never slept with him..."

Lu Han crouched on the sofa outside the open kitchen dejectedly, thinking of the way Zhang Shu looked at him when he was a hero to save the beauty just now, his liver hurt for no reason.

The judge eats ghosts for a living. The one just now was a hard stubble. If she doesn’t eat it, she won’t be able to resolve her grievances. She has been pestering Zhang Shu what to do, but just now Zhang Shu saw his expression as if he saw a Cantonese eating fruit. Like a raccoon, it's heartbreaking.

……

Zhang Shu woke up.

He had actually been awake for a while, but it took a long time to confirm the dream and reality.

His experience these past few days was nothing short of a ridiculous dream. The successive accidents made Zhang Shu, an absolute realist, doubt his life creed for the first time.

He reached out and touched his stomach, with a complicated expression on his face. It seemed that he had oversimplified this matter. They really need to have a deep talk. If necessary, they must find a way to get that person to sign the corresponding legal documents. Be thorough about this.

"Grandpa, are you awake?"

Hu Gua poked his head from the door and saw that Zhang Shu had sat up from the sofa, and quickly pushed the door in with a steaming meal.

Zhang Shu looked at it twice, then retched several times, feeling dissatisfied and embarrassed by the name of this boy.

"I'm not hungry, go and find your boss, I have something to say."

"oh oh."

Hu Gua went out, and Lu Han came in instead. Zhang Shu looked up at him. A big stupid man was standing awkwardly at the door, wearing a pair of thick glasses, hunched over and looked timid, not at all like before. The imperial capital ghoul who devoured women's wronged souls in front of him.

"boss Zhang……"

Zhang Shu waved his hand and interrupted him.

"Mr. Lu, I was the one who introduced me to the matter of dispelling evil spirits. I know something about your supernatural powers, but I am not in your circle, so I am not familiar with this kind of supernatural events." Not interested, I just want to talk to you about the child."

"Cough cough cough..."

It's clear, it's finally clear.

Lu Han choked on the saliva he was trying to swallow and coughed several times before trying to calm down.

Zhang Shu raised his eyebrows and looked at him playfully.Why does this man look a little excited and frightened? Shouldn't he be afraid of himself?If he was really a psychic like Liu Banxian introduced to himself, he shouldn't have such a big reaction to the unnatural pregnancy.

But Zhang Shu didn't know that besides being one of the four great judges, Lu Han was also an old virgin who had guarded his body like jade for 888 years, so he was quite unfamiliar with this kind of thing.

"Mr. Lu, logic, I shouldn't say this, but you have seen the situation just now, and I need your help."

Zhang Shu's posture was a bit lazy, leaning on the back of the sofa, looking at him with slender red eyes obliquely, which seemed very disproportionate to the matter he was about to discuss.

"You have also seen the photo, and I would like to ask your opinion on this matter."

"I... I... congratulations."

Lu Han's face was flushed, and gradually turned purple, and it took him a long time to utter these few words that were neither serious nor serious.

"Congratulations to me?"

Zhang Shu straightened his waist, stood up all of a sudden, walked around the coffee table and came to Lu Han.

Lu Han was forced by his aura to take several steps back and leaned against the wall, but soon, he was pushed into the corner by President Zhang.

"You don't want to say, you want to stay out of it?"

Zhang Shu was very close to him, squinting his phoenix eyes, and looked at him with threatening and playful eyes. Although he doesn't understand his world, it doesn't mean he can let others fool him.

"Lu Han, do you want to disassociate yourself from me?"

Through the thick lenses, Lu Han could clearly see Zhang Shu's face very close to him. His face was fair and beautiful, his red phoenix eyes were narrowed with a little murderous intent, and his long eyebrows were drawn into his temples, with a kind of chilling look on his face. The beauty of the air.

"Zhang...Mr. Zhang, don't get excited. It's not that I don't want to take responsibility. He mainly...I really haven't ruined it..."

"Mr. Lu, please believe that my curiosity about this matter is not inferior to yours, but it turns out that in my short career of more than 20 years, you are the only person who has had close contact with me. "

Intimate contact?Since when have we been in close contact...

Lu Han really wanted to go back to Hades to talk about life with Jiyou Dou E.

Wait, the so-called close contact is not the time to avoid the thunder!

Lu Han suddenly remembered that when he went to collect his salary for the last three months, the shopkeeper once casually mentioned a few words to himself, saying that the top is not as good as the bottom, that he has the virtue of being good at life, and that there will always be lightning strikes in a year or so. Eliminate the lonely ghosts wandering in the yang world, he wants to hang around as a laid-off body, he had better find his own exclusive lightning rod, that lightning rod is the destined nobleman in his ghost life, and he will cover him with his own pure and holy spirit Sen Sen's ghostly aura.

So... the pure and turbid air was so violent that it actually formed a womb?

This is definitely the rhythm of winning the lottery... Lu Han couldn't tell what it was like, he looked at Zhang Shu in a daze.

Will there be a child between them?

Will he?

Will he use his flesh and blood to give birth to an offspring of ghosts and gods?

"Mr. Lu, I really hate having physical contact with people. After I became an adult, no one has ever been close to me except you, but I won't make you responsible for such pretentious things. , On the contrary, I can provide you with a chance to be exempted from liability, and a good deal, I wonder if you are interested in cooperating?"