Laid-off Judge Reemployment

"Ah woohoo!"

In the early morning of the next day, Lu Han and his wife started the broad bean catching plan in the room. The little thing didn't know where the energy came from, and it writhed its fat and tender body and rushed in the room. Being stuffed back into the stomach by the parents.

"Little brat, I don't believe it."

Lu Han jumped, but he jumped too high. His head hit the chandelier on the ceiling and fell with a plop.

"Ouch."

"Ah."

Zhang Shu held back his laughter and helped him up, shook his head and said, "Forget it, it went to the beach to play yesterday, maybe it likes the sea very much and doesn't want to stay in it."

He turned around and waved to Broad Bean.

"However, it's okay to stay in the swaddle obediently and not be seen by others?"

Broad Dou became very obedient and nodded, and flew into Zhang Shu's arms in a flutter.

When Lu Han's family came out, they found that other people were already waiting for them on the boat. This is not a scenic spot, but the outskirts of the villa with sea view, so there are few tourists and few fishing boats, and almost no one noticed them. .

"Boss, uncle, why did you come here? If I had known that I would take broad beans to live with me, I wouldn't have taught the children badly."

"Cough cough."

Lu Han coughed in embarrassment. He took the broad beans and held them in his arms. He put his arm around Zhang Shu's waist and jumped onto the boat without even getting on the board.

"Wow, the boss is really good at it! It's like a real-life Kisan."

Zheng Chun, who had been watching by the side, said with a look of admiration.

"Of course, as the boss of my cucumber, Dao Xing is naturally a little bit higher than me."

"Boss, let's sail!"

Zheng Chun greeted the boss of the boat, the other party nodded, and shouted "Oh la le", two or three sailors set sail skillfully, and a small boat sailed across the sea.

Soon, the horizon was invisible, and Hugua excitedly spun around and looked around: "Why are there no sharks?"

"Young man, don't want a crow's mouth!"

The local boat boss was very superstitious, and when he heard Hugua yelling, he quickly warned with displeasure.

Hugua rolled his eyes, and said in his heart that I had a shark and I swallowed it in one gulp, so that you can see how powerful I am, hehehe, on the surface, I want to give Zheng Chun a face, but I still made a very cute gesture and said: " Oh, I don't understand the rules, sorry."

"Hey, it's not easy to run a boat to ask for a living. The boss of the boat believes in this very much, Momo."

Zheng Chun stepped forward to smooth things over, and reached out to touch Hu Gua's head, when he suddenly felt a tightness in his wrist, and when he turned around, he found that Liu Ling had already grasped his wrist.

"Young man, you can't touch dry food if you have an owner. I'm sorry."

Liu Ling shook off Zheng Chun's hand, and hugged Hu Gua in his arms, not caring the strange eyes of the sailors at all.

"Get off."

It's a pity that he was handsome for less than three seconds, and he was thrown off by Hu Gua, and turned to play with Zheng Chunkan.

Zhang Shu stood at the bow of the boat with his broad beans in his arms, watching Hu Gua and the others fight. Ever since he knew Lu Han's position on his relationship yesterday, he felt a lot more relaxed. He didn't know that he was a person who would get entangled. I have encountered something worthy of my own cherishment.

Just when he let his mind go looking at the sea view, he suddenly felt that the little body of the broad bean in his arms was twisting slowly. same reaction.

There is a sound, charming and far away, spreading from the sea level, seemingly absent, just like many people have heard the ticking sound of marbles from the roof, but when they listen carefully, they can't hear it. Nothing.

"Did you hear any noise?"

Zhang Shu turned his head and asked. As soon as he turned his head, he saw the faces of the boss of the ship and several crew members turned ashen, as if they had encountered some hard stubble.

"what happened?"

"No way, I often heard that the recent sea is not smooth, and I thought they were just scaring people." The boss of the boat said nervously.

Recently, several boats in a fishing fleet have heard about such a thing, saying that there is a woman in the sea who can sing very well, she seems to be a foreign girl, and her songs can seduce people's souls When the crew heard it, they walked straight into the water, and it seemed that one or two people were still missing.

At first the boss of the boat didn't believe it. They ran the boat very hard, lost their lives outside, and left the orphans and widows on the shore, why don't the lions open their mouths and ask for pensions.

That's why many clever boat bosses will make up stories to trick the uncivilized villagers in the fishing village, saying that they offended the gods and Buddhas and died, or that they came to avenge the wrongdoings of their previous lives, and they left a sum of money to get it done hastily.Unexpectedly, it was his turn to encounter this kind of thing today, so he realized that it was not his colleagues who lied to him.

"Boss...boss, is it that a woman who can sing has come to claim her life!"

Several young and strong crew members were trembling with fright, and cowered and hid behind the boss of the ship.

"Useless things, why are you afraid of a woman?"

Although the boss of the boat barely maintained his majesty, his knees couldn't stretch himself a little, and he trembled slightly.

"Sairen."

Hugua said in a frivolous voice.

"No way, how could it be possible to run into China's territorial waters?" Liu Ling frowned and asked, but his expression was just confusion, it seemed that he didn't take this matter seriously at all.

"Zhutou, don't think about why we are here. Since the souls of foreigners have been eaten by the young master, it is not impossible for them to come here with the boat."

"Oh, if you don't die, you won't die." Liu Ling said with a sigh.

Zhang Shu was a little baffled when he heard it. He always felt that it was a little strange that a thousand-year-old fox fairy could speak English.

"what happened?"

"It doesn't matter, Hugua can handle this situation."

Lu Han stood behind him with a relaxed expression, even with a hint of teasing.

"What night is it tonight, the boat is in the middle of the boat."

Suddenly, Hu Gua spoke, and Zhang Shu couldn't help shivering when he heard that melodious and ethereal voice with a hint of charm. Is this the singing voice of the Tu Shan family?

"What day is it today, I have to be in the same boat with the prince."

Hu Gua sang, turned to look at Liu Ling, with a provocative smile on his face, his peach blossom eyes blurred, Liu Ling swallowed unnaturally under his gaze, as if admitting defeat look away.

"Be ashamed and be good, don't be ashamed;

I was so annoyed that I learned about the prince. "

With a triumphant smile on Hu Gua's face, he turned to face the bow of the boat, his voice gradually became higher and higher, and the shadowy shadows in the distance still couldn't hold back, they rushed towards the direction of the boat one after another, gradually getting closer, Zhang Shu could see clearly that they were a group of blond women, their foreheads were inlaid with luxurious gold jade beads, their hair was covered with jewels, and their eyes were sad and obsessed.

"There are trees in the mountains, and the trees have branches, and the heart is pleasing to the king, but the king does not know."

Hu Gua's singing suddenly picked up a high pitch, and ended in the extreme sadness and beauty. Zhang Shu has learned what is joy but not lewdness, and what is decadent music.

One of the women's white hands had already clasped the plank of the boat. She looked up at the cucumber, and a sweet smile bloomed on her apple-like round cheeks.

Her body gradually rises with the waves, her round breasts are covered with thought-provoking shells, her slender waist is hung with a gold chain, and her navel is inlaid with diamonds. Under the diamonds, she should have been born as a human The part of it began to grow covered with sea blue scales.

That's a mermaid.

The moment her hand was about to touch Hu Gua's face, the woman's head suddenly fell back straight, and her body was dragged from the boat board into the water, making a sharp cry like that of a dolphin.

"what happened!?"

Everyone leaned on the deck of the boat and looked down.

The woman who wanted to touch the courgette, to be precise, was the mermaid. Her companions grabbed her hair and dragged her into the sea. The other mermaids opened their cherry lips, revealing fangs. With a bloody mouth, he frantically bit at his companion's body.

The body of the surrounded mermaid was struggling desperately, and her body was soon covered with row upon row of wounds. The blood stained the entire surface of the sea. She screamed in despair, but her sad eyes were always staring at the beautiful face of cucumber. , Frosty face.

Finally, her body stopped struggling, and the entire fish tail was bitten off, and the huge and long body of the fish slowly sank to the bottom of the sea, with colorful internal organs floating in the sea, lining her gorgeous and desperate face, There is a kind of indescribable sorrow and beauty.

Before everyone could react, the surviving mermaids caught each other and started fighting each other. Their eyes shone with jealous flames, and they bit each other's beautiful skin. Within a few minutes, the entire sea was floating. The mermaid's remaining limbs and arms, followed by the last mermaid's jerking a few times, stopped moving, and the sea area around the boat returned to its original calm.

"Hehehe."

Hugua laughed frivolously twice.

"Playing the charm technique with me, are you sure you didn't make a mistake?" When I used this trick back then, how many children from the three sects in the fairy world died because of their own cannibalism. Taoism has only been around for a few hundred years, and it is really enough to make a difference.

Just when Hu Gua was full of ambition, he suddenly felt that someone behind him poked his waist.

"Courgettes, courgettes."

"What are you doing?"

"Go back."

As soon as the little fox turned his head, he saw the boss of the ship, several young crew members, and even his good friend Zheng Chun, all bleeding from their noses, looking at him obsessively. He jumped up and took his turn.