Laid-off Judge Reemployment
Chapter 23 The Gate of Hell
"what?"
Lu Han subconsciously looked at the military overcoat hanging in the cloakroom outside the bedroom. There were tools for committing crimes inside, which were given to him by his friend, saying that safety was the first priority just in case.
He is very clear about his physical condition. As a walking chastity arch, anyway, the most familiar thing for 800 years is LOL.
Lu Han agreed, and got up to go to the cloakroom with a grunt, when Zhang Shu's voice came from behind him.
"you are not willing?"
"no no!"
Lu Han had no choice but to turn around and walk back, thinking in his heart, did he mean that?If there is, do I have to carry some more.Alas, Da Yuxi did say that he has movies, and it's true that when the books are used up, they will hate less.
Hugging the quilt tremblingly, he climbed onto other people's bed. Lu Han curled up and dared not move. Although Zhang Shu's bedroom was a double bed, he had been the only one living in it for many years. It's not the one that young couples are obsessed with recently. The kind of casually tossing kingsize now climbed up to another person, who was still a stupid big man, so it seemed a bit cramped.
"Hey."
In the darkness, he saw that Zhang Shu was lying flat, but now he suddenly turned to him, he couldn't help swallowing, and his Adam's apple slid up and down twice.
"Hey, here we are."
Lu Han's hands were about to get under the bed, so Zhang Shu poured cold water on his head.
"You said just now that warmth is good for broad beans, so you can sleep with me in the future, so that I can get warmer and broad beans can get a better environment. Anyway, we are both men, so there is no need to shy away."
After Zhang Shu finished speaking very naturally, he turned over and fell asleep.
They are all men, so there is no need to hide anything... Lu Han, who knew the truth, shed tears. He actually wanted to let him know with practical actions that even men still need to hide sometimes.
In the darkness, came the sound of Zhang Shu's steady breathing, who was clearly asleep, and Lu Han's panting as he suppressed his mental adjustment. He was so close, he couldn't hear his own swallowing, right?No, no, if you hear it, you will definitely kick yourself down.
Lu Han looked at Zhang Shu's back, trying to comfort himself, he was so close to him, even in that poor family or crowded military camp, he had never been so close to anyone.Especially in the military camp, the men will still keep a certain distance carefully, because they have all seen each other kill each other, and they know what kind of good things men can do when they are dominated by beasts...
Zhang Shu said that he works in the public relations department, and he has indeed solved a lot of troubles by practicing martial arts since he was a child, so he must know the virtue of his gender.
He trusts him so much.
Looking at Zhang Shu's back, Lu Han quietly reached out and touched his back. It was a very slight caress that even a sober person could hardly detect.
He put his hand on Zhang Shu's back lightly like that, not daring to move, the temperature on the bed became warm and comfortable, very suitable for a deep sleep, he stroked his back, and soon fell asleep.
……
Zhang Shu was woken up.
He heard a strange sound in a trance in his sleep.
It was a low-pitched growl similar to that of wild animals when they were fighting.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a picture that made him want to erase it from his memory.
Broad Dou wriggled his tadpole-like body and pushed Lu Han, who was sleeping very close to him, with all his strength, his pink lips were torn apart, and turned into that bloody mouth that could devour people's hearts again. He gave a warning growl to Lu Han.
Lu Han was half asleep and half awake, and he was not a vegetarian. Seeing that his authority as Lao Tzu was being challenged, his neck was raised, and the handsome face like Apollo, the sun god, was torn from the middle. The rings were almost separated, revealing a bloody mouth that was far more terrifying than Fadou's small mouth, as if the male lion was being disturbed by a cub during mating, and he suddenly approached Fadou's small head.
This time Zhang Shu could see clearly, from Lu Han's torn bloody mouth, he saw hell.
Just like a microscope, hanging tendons, fire pits, pulling out tongues, peeling skins, grinding, pounding, car crashes, pumping intestines, frying pans, mountains of knives, seas of fire... [-] levels of hell, thousands of ghosts in Lu Han The body screamed and howled, and the grief shook the sky.
The man's body turned out to be the gate to hell.
"Ah!"
Broad Dou, who was flaunting his strength and wanted to protect Zhang Shu, seemed to be as frightened by the scene in front of him as he was. He made a gesture of a young beast submitting to patriarchal authority, arched his chubby body and fell on the ground. At the head of the bed, stretched out fleshy little hands hugged his head, rolled over a few times, and directly hit Zhang Shu's stomach.
Lu Han's upper and lower jaws closed, with a smug expression on his face, but when he lowered his head, he saw that Zhang Shu had been awakened, and was looking at him with wide eyes.
"Ah I……"
"vomit!……"
Before Lu Han had time to explain and apologize, he heard a "wow", and was spat on by the man he had slept in the same bed with last night.
……
Beijing-Zhuhai Expressway.
Because some of the "equipment" obtained by Liu Banxian couldn't get on the plane, the group of people could only stuff it into the Land Rover Aurora that Lu Han borrowed from Dayuxi's house under the banner of a self-driving tour.
Ever since his friend Da Yuxi married into a wealthy family, he has basically bid farewell to this car. Lu Han didn't know how to drive at first, and he never thought about it, but he didn't expect it to come in handy now.
Liu Banxianer is in charge of driving, Hu Gua is the co-driver, and Lu Han and Zhang Shu are sitting in the back row. It is already the second day of the trip after the top-notch in Wuhan. Rush to the Emperor's Temple.
Lu Han looked at Zhang Shu, the long-distance travel made his complexion look ugly, this pampered young master was not particularly comfortable even taking a slightly longer-distance plane, not to mention that this trip was a bumpy self-driving tour.
It is estimated that even the broad beans in his stomach can't bear it anymore. The little thing hasn't shown its head for several days. I don't know if it's because it's not resting well, or it's just because it's afraid that Lu Han will attack it again.
Lu Han took out the thermos pot, which contained a small stove that he borrowed from the kitchen of the Dajianer Inn when he got up early this morning. He went to the local fresh market to purchase fresh pork liver, bean sprouts and leeks, and fried a large plate. He planned to take it with him today. On the way, he replenished Zhang Shu's blood.
"Mr. Zhang, you can eat as much as you want."
Lu Han took a bowl of rice, topped with a few slices of pork liver and vegetables, and handed it to Zhang Shu. The other party frowned, hesitating whether he should take it or not.
"I know you don't like strong dishes, but your complexion is really not very good... Don't worry, the ingredients are all fresh. I got up early this morning and cooked them, and the meals haven't been left overnight."
"Ouch!"
Liu Banxian, who was driving in front, yelled strangely.
"Show affection, let's share it quickly! If you have something good, don't tell me to taste it, you little husband and wife can eat alone?"
"Show you numbness, be honest with me, and drive your car!"
Hugua on the side protected Xinqie, and could see that his master was about to successfully penetrate into the "inside" of his uncle. How could this fat man be messed up at this juncture.
"Hey, I'm teasing the two of them. I found that Xiao'er has a good home, and I'm so beautiful for him."
Liu Banxian smiled guiltily, lifted his nose and inhaled the aroma of fried pork liver and leeks vigorously, and when he tilted his head, he saw that Hugua sitting in the co-pilot couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
"Little Hu, do you want to eat? I have a Snickers bar in my pocket."
"Really?!" Hu Gua's eyes widened with anticipation.
"Yeah, take it out yourself, just keep it in your back pocket."
"Bah! What does it smell like? The young master is not so hungry!"
……
Nine Yi Mountains.
"It should be this guest house."
According to the information obtained from Zhang Xuewen, Lu Han judged that when he came to the location to inspect the budget, he lived in the guest house in front of him.
The three-story retro-style small building has a colonial meaning. I heard that it was a villa specially built in the mountains by a great writer in the Republic of China for literary creation. Times have changed, and the people of the country and the people sit. This remodeled guest house has also become the township government. one of the main sources of income.
"You are from the imperial capital, so...do you know...the people from Dynasty Entertainment?"
The girl at the front desk who led them to the room seemed to recognize Liu Banxian'er's accent, and immediately turned 180 degrees from her indifferent attitude. His face flushed, but he kept a little reserved.
It is estimated that she is the good friend Zhang Xuewen hooked up with when he came to work, but it is a pity that this girl is quite pretty.
Lu Han thought in his heart that he inevitably looked at the waitress a few more times, and just as he turned his head, he saw Zhang Shu looking at him with playfulness in his eyes.
I'm more wronged than Dou E... Lu Han howled in his heart, he couldn't swear to the sky suddenly because of so many people, so he gritted his teeth and prepared to go into the room to talk.
"Oh, that's one of the largest companies in the imperial capital. How do we little shrimps know each other?"
Liu Banxian'er is really a bit of a daoist, she didn't push her blindly, she just fooled her by making a sound.
"Oh……"
The waitress was obviously a little disappointed. This scenic spot has beautiful mountains, clear waters and outstanding people, and there are many young and beautiful girls. This kind of drama of infatuated women and heartbreakers is staged every day. In fact, she understands a little bit in her heart, but she still hopes every day that Zhang Xuewen can Come to pick her up, even if you can't be a boyfriend and girlfriend, it's good to settle for an imperial residence.
"Here, there are only these two rooms left." The girl pointed to the two rooms on the far side of the third floor.
"I said big sister, this is not the peak tourist season, why is the room so tight?"
"Hi……"
The waitress said nonchalantly: "There are few self-driving tours like you, and they are all here to pick up the leaks!"
Lu Han subconsciously looked at the military overcoat hanging in the cloakroom outside the bedroom. There were tools for committing crimes inside, which were given to him by his friend, saying that safety was the first priority just in case.
He is very clear about his physical condition. As a walking chastity arch, anyway, the most familiar thing for 800 years is LOL.
Lu Han agreed, and got up to go to the cloakroom with a grunt, when Zhang Shu's voice came from behind him.
"you are not willing?"
"no no!"
Lu Han had no choice but to turn around and walk back, thinking in his heart, did he mean that?If there is, do I have to carry some more.Alas, Da Yuxi did say that he has movies, and it's true that when the books are used up, they will hate less.
Hugging the quilt tremblingly, he climbed onto other people's bed. Lu Han curled up and dared not move. Although Zhang Shu's bedroom was a double bed, he had been the only one living in it for many years. It's not the one that young couples are obsessed with recently. The kind of casually tossing kingsize now climbed up to another person, who was still a stupid big man, so it seemed a bit cramped.
"Hey."
In the darkness, he saw that Zhang Shu was lying flat, but now he suddenly turned to him, he couldn't help swallowing, and his Adam's apple slid up and down twice.
"Hey, here we are."
Lu Han's hands were about to get under the bed, so Zhang Shu poured cold water on his head.
"You said just now that warmth is good for broad beans, so you can sleep with me in the future, so that I can get warmer and broad beans can get a better environment. Anyway, we are both men, so there is no need to shy away."
After Zhang Shu finished speaking very naturally, he turned over and fell asleep.
They are all men, so there is no need to hide anything... Lu Han, who knew the truth, shed tears. He actually wanted to let him know with practical actions that even men still need to hide sometimes.
In the darkness, came the sound of Zhang Shu's steady breathing, who was clearly asleep, and Lu Han's panting as he suppressed his mental adjustment. He was so close, he couldn't hear his own swallowing, right?No, no, if you hear it, you will definitely kick yourself down.
Lu Han looked at Zhang Shu's back, trying to comfort himself, he was so close to him, even in that poor family or crowded military camp, he had never been so close to anyone.Especially in the military camp, the men will still keep a certain distance carefully, because they have all seen each other kill each other, and they know what kind of good things men can do when they are dominated by beasts...
Zhang Shu said that he works in the public relations department, and he has indeed solved a lot of troubles by practicing martial arts since he was a child, so he must know the virtue of his gender.
He trusts him so much.
Looking at Zhang Shu's back, Lu Han quietly reached out and touched his back. It was a very slight caress that even a sober person could hardly detect.
He put his hand on Zhang Shu's back lightly like that, not daring to move, the temperature on the bed became warm and comfortable, very suitable for a deep sleep, he stroked his back, and soon fell asleep.
……
Zhang Shu was woken up.
He heard a strange sound in a trance in his sleep.
It was a low-pitched growl similar to that of wild animals when they were fighting.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a picture that made him want to erase it from his memory.
Broad Dou wriggled his tadpole-like body and pushed Lu Han, who was sleeping very close to him, with all his strength, his pink lips were torn apart, and turned into that bloody mouth that could devour people's hearts again. He gave a warning growl to Lu Han.
Lu Han was half asleep and half awake, and he was not a vegetarian. Seeing that his authority as Lao Tzu was being challenged, his neck was raised, and the handsome face like Apollo, the sun god, was torn from the middle. The rings were almost separated, revealing a bloody mouth that was far more terrifying than Fadou's small mouth, as if the male lion was being disturbed by a cub during mating, and he suddenly approached Fadou's small head.
This time Zhang Shu could see clearly, from Lu Han's torn bloody mouth, he saw hell.
Just like a microscope, hanging tendons, fire pits, pulling out tongues, peeling skins, grinding, pounding, car crashes, pumping intestines, frying pans, mountains of knives, seas of fire... [-] levels of hell, thousands of ghosts in Lu Han The body screamed and howled, and the grief shook the sky.
The man's body turned out to be the gate to hell.
"Ah!"
Broad Dou, who was flaunting his strength and wanted to protect Zhang Shu, seemed to be as frightened by the scene in front of him as he was. He made a gesture of a young beast submitting to patriarchal authority, arched his chubby body and fell on the ground. At the head of the bed, stretched out fleshy little hands hugged his head, rolled over a few times, and directly hit Zhang Shu's stomach.
Lu Han's upper and lower jaws closed, with a smug expression on his face, but when he lowered his head, he saw that Zhang Shu had been awakened, and was looking at him with wide eyes.
"Ah I……"
"vomit!……"
Before Lu Han had time to explain and apologize, he heard a "wow", and was spat on by the man he had slept in the same bed with last night.
……
Beijing-Zhuhai Expressway.
Because some of the "equipment" obtained by Liu Banxian couldn't get on the plane, the group of people could only stuff it into the Land Rover Aurora that Lu Han borrowed from Dayuxi's house under the banner of a self-driving tour.
Ever since his friend Da Yuxi married into a wealthy family, he has basically bid farewell to this car. Lu Han didn't know how to drive at first, and he never thought about it, but he didn't expect it to come in handy now.
Liu Banxianer is in charge of driving, Hu Gua is the co-driver, and Lu Han and Zhang Shu are sitting in the back row. It is already the second day of the trip after the top-notch in Wuhan. Rush to the Emperor's Temple.
Lu Han looked at Zhang Shu, the long-distance travel made his complexion look ugly, this pampered young master was not particularly comfortable even taking a slightly longer-distance plane, not to mention that this trip was a bumpy self-driving tour.
It is estimated that even the broad beans in his stomach can't bear it anymore. The little thing hasn't shown its head for several days. I don't know if it's because it's not resting well, or it's just because it's afraid that Lu Han will attack it again.
Lu Han took out the thermos pot, which contained a small stove that he borrowed from the kitchen of the Dajianer Inn when he got up early this morning. He went to the local fresh market to purchase fresh pork liver, bean sprouts and leeks, and fried a large plate. He planned to take it with him today. On the way, he replenished Zhang Shu's blood.
"Mr. Zhang, you can eat as much as you want."
Lu Han took a bowl of rice, topped with a few slices of pork liver and vegetables, and handed it to Zhang Shu. The other party frowned, hesitating whether he should take it or not.
"I know you don't like strong dishes, but your complexion is really not very good... Don't worry, the ingredients are all fresh. I got up early this morning and cooked them, and the meals haven't been left overnight."
"Ouch!"
Liu Banxian, who was driving in front, yelled strangely.
"Show affection, let's share it quickly! If you have something good, don't tell me to taste it, you little husband and wife can eat alone?"
"Show you numbness, be honest with me, and drive your car!"
Hugua on the side protected Xinqie, and could see that his master was about to successfully penetrate into the "inside" of his uncle. How could this fat man be messed up at this juncture.
"Hey, I'm teasing the two of them. I found that Xiao'er has a good home, and I'm so beautiful for him."
Liu Banxian smiled guiltily, lifted his nose and inhaled the aroma of fried pork liver and leeks vigorously, and when he tilted his head, he saw that Hugua sitting in the co-pilot couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
"Little Hu, do you want to eat? I have a Snickers bar in my pocket."
"Really?!" Hu Gua's eyes widened with anticipation.
"Yeah, take it out yourself, just keep it in your back pocket."
"Bah! What does it smell like? The young master is not so hungry!"
……
Nine Yi Mountains.
"It should be this guest house."
According to the information obtained from Zhang Xuewen, Lu Han judged that when he came to the location to inspect the budget, he lived in the guest house in front of him.
The three-story retro-style small building has a colonial meaning. I heard that it was a villa specially built in the mountains by a great writer in the Republic of China for literary creation. Times have changed, and the people of the country and the people sit. This remodeled guest house has also become the township government. one of the main sources of income.
"You are from the imperial capital, so...do you know...the people from Dynasty Entertainment?"
The girl at the front desk who led them to the room seemed to recognize Liu Banxian'er's accent, and immediately turned 180 degrees from her indifferent attitude. His face flushed, but he kept a little reserved.
It is estimated that she is the good friend Zhang Xuewen hooked up with when he came to work, but it is a pity that this girl is quite pretty.
Lu Han thought in his heart that he inevitably looked at the waitress a few more times, and just as he turned his head, he saw Zhang Shu looking at him with playfulness in his eyes.
I'm more wronged than Dou E... Lu Han howled in his heart, he couldn't swear to the sky suddenly because of so many people, so he gritted his teeth and prepared to go into the room to talk.
"Oh, that's one of the largest companies in the imperial capital. How do we little shrimps know each other?"
Liu Banxian'er is really a bit of a daoist, she didn't push her blindly, she just fooled her by making a sound.
"Oh……"
The waitress was obviously a little disappointed. This scenic spot has beautiful mountains, clear waters and outstanding people, and there are many young and beautiful girls. This kind of drama of infatuated women and heartbreakers is staged every day. In fact, she understands a little bit in her heart, but she still hopes every day that Zhang Xuewen can Come to pick her up, even if you can't be a boyfriend and girlfriend, it's good to settle for an imperial residence.
"Here, there are only these two rooms left." The girl pointed to the two rooms on the far side of the third floor.
"I said big sister, this is not the peak tourist season, why is the room so tight?"
"Hi……"
The waitress said nonchalantly: "There are few self-driving tours like you, and they are all here to pick up the leaks!"
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