Laid-off Judge Reemployment
Chapter 21 Chat History
"Master, master!"
Hu Gua rushed into the tea room with the claw machine, and almost kicked Lu Han's buttocks that were pouted because he leaned over to burn the stove.
"Gaha stuff, play it safe."
After getting along with Hugua for a long time, Lu Han can speak a few words in Guanwai dialect even if he has nothing to do.
"My lord, the scarf is maxed out. It's about Guan Ba's car accident. Listen: 'According to the real-time report from the little wife who works in the hospital, Li Rui, the manager of Guan Ba's external relations department, miraculously survived, except for Ding Ding , everything is fine', hey... sir, you are such a good man!"
"That's right, I've always been a big gelding."
Lu Han blew up the fire in the stove, got up from the ground and prepared to cook a pot, and made soup for Zhang Shu in a casserole.
"actually……"
Hu Gua was a little worried about Lu Han's ability to enforce the law. After all, he was the one who killed the Prime Minister of the Japanese country. If it wasn't for this, he wouldn't have lost his job as an official.
"Master, Li Rui's kind of rogue, just ask the mirror demon to collect evidence and send him to the court. There's no need for us to dirty the feathers by ourselves. After all, he is a living person, so it's not a good sentence for you... "
"He hasn't finished his work yet, so what's the use of sending him to an official? If he is detained for a few days and released, it will harm people. I can't let Zhang Shu be in any danger, so I cut him clean."
Lu Han piled all kinds of vegetables, fresh meat, tofu into the casserole, and made a gesture of cutting neatly.
"Alas!"
Hu Gua only felt that the fox's body shook and the chrysanthemum tightened. The master really deserves to be one of the revisioners of the "Code of Sword Mountain Oil Pot".
"Master, please listen to my advice. Next time this happens, I promise to make that grandson a witness of attempted failure, so that the people will prick him with a needle. Oh, by the way, this is a new word, called What chemical castration."
"You use these trendy things all day. Who knows if the drug you just researched works well? The chemistry is unreliable, but the physics is clean."
"Master mighty!"
……
Zhang Shu's courtyard house.
Lu Han came to the door with the thermos in hand. Afraid of scaring him, he didn't rush in through the wall again, and opened the door obediently.
It was Liu Banxian'er who came to answer the door. He heard his mother say that Zhang Shu's face is not very good recently. He just came back from a trip to see Fa Xiaoer, but bumped into Lu Han.
"You boy!"
Liu Banxian'er opened the door to see him, and dragged Lu Han to a corner mysteriously.
"Okay, you, you don't show yourself, but you are honest on the outside and treacherous on the inside. Tell me, did I ask you to do it for me?"
"Not yet... not yet..."
Lu Han blushed, this fat man dared to say anything stupid, Minger told Hu Gua to give him a good meal.
"Put it down, I don't believe that you don't have the evil intentions to deliver soup and vegetables to your home every day. My mother has seen it. You have been sleeping at other people's homes recently. Do you want to marry?"
Lu Han thought about it carefully. There are only two rooms in the backyard of the small shop where he is hiding now, one for himself and one for courgettes, and the front shop is not big. It would be really cramped if Zhang Shu moved in. In the future, when the child is born, there will be no place to raise it, but Zhang Shu's place is very good, with a big courtyard with three entrances, and the ancestral property in the former Qing Dynasty. When the child was young, he would run around everywhere, and basically he would not get lost.
"Ah."
He thought for a moment and nodded honestly.
"Fuck!? You little boy..."
Seeing that her own son was missed by others, Liu Banxian'er really felt a little uncomfortable. When I was a child, I lived in an alley. Seeing Zhang Shu's fair appearance, I thought it was a little girl, and I fell in love with him for several days. Well, after being beaten up by him, I never thought about it again, and this time a half-native villager took the lead.
But if Lu Han took off his glasses, the two would be right. Liu Banxian'er's mother was a service worker in a state-owned foreign-related hotel. She had seen this kind of thing a lot, and she didn't have any prejudices. He said the two lads were a good match.
"Who?"
The two were chatting lively when they heard Zhang Shu's voice from the room behind the screen wall.
"Oh, your sweetheart is here, so I'll withdraw, Jiuer!"
Liu Banxian'er howled unkindly, and was hit on the head by a teacup flying out from behind the screen wall.
"Oh, it's killing people, people of the same sex don't have humanity!"
Liu Banxian'er rolled out with her head in her arms.
"Hey, Brother Liu, I'm going to visit the Emperor's Temple in a few days."
Lu Han chased him out and greeted him.
"Don't worry, just leave all the equipment to me. When the time comes, I will be in a group with Hu Gua, and I won't be a light bulb for you!"
Liu Banxian agreed, and walked away bouncing.
……
Lu Han brought the hot casserole to the coffee table, his fingers were red from the heat, and he stretched out his hands to pinch his ears.
"Mr. Zhang, eat while it's hot."
Zhang Shu casually picked up the chopsticks and rummaged through the steaming casserole. Beef, cabbage, vermicelli, shrimp slippery, white tofu, and a candied egg on top. It looked quite appetizing. .
"Um……"
He casually agreed, without further ado.
Lu Han thought it was troublesome for him, so he simply knelt down beside the coffee table, took out a bowl of neatly divided dishes with a spoon, and placed them in front of him.
Zhang Shu still didn't eat, he looked at him with his chin in his hands.
"You did what Li Rui did?"
Lu Han was a little guilty. In fact, he also knew that he didn't have to do such an extreme thing, but when he thought of what he was going to do to Zhang Shu, he wanted to kill him.
"I……"
"I'm not a woman, you don't have to do this."
"I did not mean that."
Lu Han was a little anxious, and suddenly stood up.
Zhang Shu looked up at him, and patted the sofa beside him. The latter calmed down very obediently, and curled up on the sofa with a huge figure.
"My mother died when I was very young."
Zhang Shu picked up the rice bowl that Lu Han had given him, took a few mouthfuls of soup with a spoon, mixed it in, and ate a few mouthfuls.
"In the past, it was just the two of us. It wasn't until after she passed away that many, many black cars parked at the intersection of this alley, blocking the entire Second Ring Road, that I didn't know that there were so many relatives in my family. "
The funeral of Zhang Shu's family once made the headlines of the newspaper, and the mouthpiece of the relevant department once voiced out, criticizing this kind of big-handed behavior, but the strange thing is that this kind of public opinion was quickly suppressed to death, even The reporters and cadres who participated in the report at that time were severely punished.
"It was at that time that I returned to the Zhang family ancestral hall to recognize my ancestors. The old man called me to the ancestral house and met me."
Zhang Shu's gaze became distant and profound, as if he recalled the ancestral house, the deep house compound with "ceiling fish tank, pomegranate tree, Mr. yellow dog and fat girl".
"He just looked at my appearance, told me a few words, and sent me to the best gymnasium in the imperial capital the next day."
Zhang Shu's kung fu is not weak, and ordinary people can't get into him, so he can attend various gatherings without fear. He doesn't pay attention to men of Li Rui's level at all.
"Learning kung fu in gymnasium is very hard..."
Zhang Shu subconsciously pressed his knee. There were many old injuries there, and it would hurt a little when it was cloudy and rainy.
"I was ignorant when I was young, and I didn't understand why the old man sent me to learn Kung Fu. The days passed like this. After graduating from university, I was appointed to the company's public relations department. I suddenly found that some kung fu is quite useful."
He laughed at himself. I'm afraid that's what the old man thought. His mother is an Israeli servant woman, and he has inherited this very well. When he grows up, he can also do his best for the company's public relations career. With a lot of effort, I asked him to learn Kung Fu, just in case, I lost face to the Zhang family.
Zhang Shu touched his cheek subconsciously. Indeed, he and Jin Wenling have a little bit of resemblance. The film king who is loved by three thousand people is the jewel in the palm of their old lady. No artist under Dynasty Entertainment can do it. Not in any PR work, except for him.
"what?!"
Lu Han was still nestled comfortably on the sofa, but immediately jumped up when he heard these words.
"This Zhang Tingshu, why is it like this!"
"you!"
Zhang Shu raised his eyebrows and placed the rice bowl in his hand heavily on the coffee table.
Zhang Tingshu is the name of the old man, and all the employees in Emperor Dynasty Entertainment dare not call him by his first name. Although he feels resentful towards him in his heart, he cannot accept the contempt and rudeness of a young man who looks a few years younger than himself .
"what……"
After Lu Han blurted out his righteous words, he suddenly remembered that Zhang Shu was the descendant of his gay friend, and it was really inappropriate to call him by his first name in front of him. Alas, I forgot about this. A gentleman (hen) and a gentleman (tai) like Yang Zhenning.
"me……"
I am a friend of your old man.
Lu Han wanted to say it but didn't dare to say it. He shrank his neck and apologized sincerely.
"I'm sorry Mr. Zhang, I didn't mean it, but your old lady..."
Lu Han took out the claw machine from his trouser pocket and clicked on a penguin group. There seemed to be less than ten group members in it. He browsed the chat history and took a screenshot to show Zhang Shu a look.
Judge: Is Xiao Zhang there?I'm going to take your family, Zhang Shu, to the Emperor's Temple. You can give me ten days and half a month's vacation, with pay.
Yuxi anthropomorphic: wow ha ha ha ha ha early birth to a precious son.
Judge: ?(????ω????)?
Millennium Zongzi: Well, I see.
Millennium Zongzi: Master Lu, Zhang Shu is young and ignorant, take good care of him.
Yuxi anthropomorphic: Dead Zongzi!
Millennium Zongzi: ORZ
Yuxi personification: ∑(°△°)
Hu Gua rushed into the tea room with the claw machine, and almost kicked Lu Han's buttocks that were pouted because he leaned over to burn the stove.
"Gaha stuff, play it safe."
After getting along with Hugua for a long time, Lu Han can speak a few words in Guanwai dialect even if he has nothing to do.
"My lord, the scarf is maxed out. It's about Guan Ba's car accident. Listen: 'According to the real-time report from the little wife who works in the hospital, Li Rui, the manager of Guan Ba's external relations department, miraculously survived, except for Ding Ding , everything is fine', hey... sir, you are such a good man!"
"That's right, I've always been a big gelding."
Lu Han blew up the fire in the stove, got up from the ground and prepared to cook a pot, and made soup for Zhang Shu in a casserole.
"actually……"
Hu Gua was a little worried about Lu Han's ability to enforce the law. After all, he was the one who killed the Prime Minister of the Japanese country. If it wasn't for this, he wouldn't have lost his job as an official.
"Master, Li Rui's kind of rogue, just ask the mirror demon to collect evidence and send him to the court. There's no need for us to dirty the feathers by ourselves. After all, he is a living person, so it's not a good sentence for you... "
"He hasn't finished his work yet, so what's the use of sending him to an official? If he is detained for a few days and released, it will harm people. I can't let Zhang Shu be in any danger, so I cut him clean."
Lu Han piled all kinds of vegetables, fresh meat, tofu into the casserole, and made a gesture of cutting neatly.
"Alas!"
Hu Gua only felt that the fox's body shook and the chrysanthemum tightened. The master really deserves to be one of the revisioners of the "Code of Sword Mountain Oil Pot".
"Master, please listen to my advice. Next time this happens, I promise to make that grandson a witness of attempted failure, so that the people will prick him with a needle. Oh, by the way, this is a new word, called What chemical castration."
"You use these trendy things all day. Who knows if the drug you just researched works well? The chemistry is unreliable, but the physics is clean."
"Master mighty!"
……
Zhang Shu's courtyard house.
Lu Han came to the door with the thermos in hand. Afraid of scaring him, he didn't rush in through the wall again, and opened the door obediently.
It was Liu Banxian'er who came to answer the door. He heard his mother say that Zhang Shu's face is not very good recently. He just came back from a trip to see Fa Xiaoer, but bumped into Lu Han.
"You boy!"
Liu Banxian'er opened the door to see him, and dragged Lu Han to a corner mysteriously.
"Okay, you, you don't show yourself, but you are honest on the outside and treacherous on the inside. Tell me, did I ask you to do it for me?"
"Not yet... not yet..."
Lu Han blushed, this fat man dared to say anything stupid, Minger told Hu Gua to give him a good meal.
"Put it down, I don't believe that you don't have the evil intentions to deliver soup and vegetables to your home every day. My mother has seen it. You have been sleeping at other people's homes recently. Do you want to marry?"
Lu Han thought about it carefully. There are only two rooms in the backyard of the small shop where he is hiding now, one for himself and one for courgettes, and the front shop is not big. It would be really cramped if Zhang Shu moved in. In the future, when the child is born, there will be no place to raise it, but Zhang Shu's place is very good, with a big courtyard with three entrances, and the ancestral property in the former Qing Dynasty. When the child was young, he would run around everywhere, and basically he would not get lost.
"Ah."
He thought for a moment and nodded honestly.
"Fuck!? You little boy..."
Seeing that her own son was missed by others, Liu Banxian'er really felt a little uncomfortable. When I was a child, I lived in an alley. Seeing Zhang Shu's fair appearance, I thought it was a little girl, and I fell in love with him for several days. Well, after being beaten up by him, I never thought about it again, and this time a half-native villager took the lead.
But if Lu Han took off his glasses, the two would be right. Liu Banxian'er's mother was a service worker in a state-owned foreign-related hotel. She had seen this kind of thing a lot, and she didn't have any prejudices. He said the two lads were a good match.
"Who?"
The two were chatting lively when they heard Zhang Shu's voice from the room behind the screen wall.
"Oh, your sweetheart is here, so I'll withdraw, Jiuer!"
Liu Banxian'er howled unkindly, and was hit on the head by a teacup flying out from behind the screen wall.
"Oh, it's killing people, people of the same sex don't have humanity!"
Liu Banxian'er rolled out with her head in her arms.
"Hey, Brother Liu, I'm going to visit the Emperor's Temple in a few days."
Lu Han chased him out and greeted him.
"Don't worry, just leave all the equipment to me. When the time comes, I will be in a group with Hu Gua, and I won't be a light bulb for you!"
Liu Banxian agreed, and walked away bouncing.
……
Lu Han brought the hot casserole to the coffee table, his fingers were red from the heat, and he stretched out his hands to pinch his ears.
"Mr. Zhang, eat while it's hot."
Zhang Shu casually picked up the chopsticks and rummaged through the steaming casserole. Beef, cabbage, vermicelli, shrimp slippery, white tofu, and a candied egg on top. It looked quite appetizing. .
"Um……"
He casually agreed, without further ado.
Lu Han thought it was troublesome for him, so he simply knelt down beside the coffee table, took out a bowl of neatly divided dishes with a spoon, and placed them in front of him.
Zhang Shu still didn't eat, he looked at him with his chin in his hands.
"You did what Li Rui did?"
Lu Han was a little guilty. In fact, he also knew that he didn't have to do such an extreme thing, but when he thought of what he was going to do to Zhang Shu, he wanted to kill him.
"I……"
"I'm not a woman, you don't have to do this."
"I did not mean that."
Lu Han was a little anxious, and suddenly stood up.
Zhang Shu looked up at him, and patted the sofa beside him. The latter calmed down very obediently, and curled up on the sofa with a huge figure.
"My mother died when I was very young."
Zhang Shu picked up the rice bowl that Lu Han had given him, took a few mouthfuls of soup with a spoon, mixed it in, and ate a few mouthfuls.
"In the past, it was just the two of us. It wasn't until after she passed away that many, many black cars parked at the intersection of this alley, blocking the entire Second Ring Road, that I didn't know that there were so many relatives in my family. "
The funeral of Zhang Shu's family once made the headlines of the newspaper, and the mouthpiece of the relevant department once voiced out, criticizing this kind of big-handed behavior, but the strange thing is that this kind of public opinion was quickly suppressed to death, even The reporters and cadres who participated in the report at that time were severely punished.
"It was at that time that I returned to the Zhang family ancestral hall to recognize my ancestors. The old man called me to the ancestral house and met me."
Zhang Shu's gaze became distant and profound, as if he recalled the ancestral house, the deep house compound with "ceiling fish tank, pomegranate tree, Mr. yellow dog and fat girl".
"He just looked at my appearance, told me a few words, and sent me to the best gymnasium in the imperial capital the next day."
Zhang Shu's kung fu is not weak, and ordinary people can't get into him, so he can attend various gatherings without fear. He doesn't pay attention to men of Li Rui's level at all.
"Learning kung fu in gymnasium is very hard..."
Zhang Shu subconsciously pressed his knee. There were many old injuries there, and it would hurt a little when it was cloudy and rainy.
"I was ignorant when I was young, and I didn't understand why the old man sent me to learn Kung Fu. The days passed like this. After graduating from university, I was appointed to the company's public relations department. I suddenly found that some kung fu is quite useful."
He laughed at himself. I'm afraid that's what the old man thought. His mother is an Israeli servant woman, and he has inherited this very well. When he grows up, he can also do his best for the company's public relations career. With a lot of effort, I asked him to learn Kung Fu, just in case, I lost face to the Zhang family.
Zhang Shu touched his cheek subconsciously. Indeed, he and Jin Wenling have a little bit of resemblance. The film king who is loved by three thousand people is the jewel in the palm of their old lady. No artist under Dynasty Entertainment can do it. Not in any PR work, except for him.
"what?!"
Lu Han was still nestled comfortably on the sofa, but immediately jumped up when he heard these words.
"This Zhang Tingshu, why is it like this!"
"you!"
Zhang Shu raised his eyebrows and placed the rice bowl in his hand heavily on the coffee table.
Zhang Tingshu is the name of the old man, and all the employees in Emperor Dynasty Entertainment dare not call him by his first name. Although he feels resentful towards him in his heart, he cannot accept the contempt and rudeness of a young man who looks a few years younger than himself .
"what……"
After Lu Han blurted out his righteous words, he suddenly remembered that Zhang Shu was the descendant of his gay friend, and it was really inappropriate to call him by his first name in front of him. Alas, I forgot about this. A gentleman (hen) and a gentleman (tai) like Yang Zhenning.
"me……"
I am a friend of your old man.
Lu Han wanted to say it but didn't dare to say it. He shrank his neck and apologized sincerely.
"I'm sorry Mr. Zhang, I didn't mean it, but your old lady..."
Lu Han took out the claw machine from his trouser pocket and clicked on a penguin group. There seemed to be less than ten group members in it. He browsed the chat history and took a screenshot to show Zhang Shu a look.
Judge: Is Xiao Zhang there?I'm going to take your family, Zhang Shu, to the Emperor's Temple. You can give me ten days and half a month's vacation, with pay.
Yuxi anthropomorphic: wow ha ha ha ha ha early birth to a precious son.
Judge: ?(????ω????)?
Millennium Zongzi: Well, I see.
Millennium Zongzi: Master Lu, Zhang Shu is young and ignorant, take good care of him.
Yuxi anthropomorphic: Dead Zongzi!
Millennium Zongzi: ORZ
Yuxi personification: ∑(°△°)
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