Laid-off Judge Reemployment

Imperial Capital Liulichang.

This is a famous cultural street, which originated in the Qing Dynasty. At that time, most of the candidates who came to Beijing to take the imperial examination lived in this area. Therefore, shops selling books, pens, inks, papers and inkstones gradually increased here, forming a thicker atmosphere. Cultural atmosphere.

As time passed and the imperial examination fell, the clever businessman changed his strategy and gradually started the business of antique calligraphy and painting.As the saying goes, treasures are hidden in prosperous times, and gold is hidden in troubled times. In the years when there is no need to worry about food and clothing, the business here will gradually become lively.

Collecting has become very popular in recent years. Many young people in the imperial capital can also take advantage of the holidays to go to this famous cultural street to find treasures. Maybe they will meet those unsightly fellow villagers who can save a house by picking up a leak. down payment.

"Hey, look, beautiful boy, do you want to meet by chance?"

A few female students also came to visit on weekends. If they were lucky, they would meet crooked nuts who don't understand Chinese and ask for translation, at least earning three hundred and two hundred, but at the moment they are not thinking On those mundane things, he pretended to look at the street stalls, pointing at a well-dressed young man not far away, and being nympho.

That boy can't be said to be very handsome, but he is dressed in a Han style, with delicate features, the most important thing is that his eyes are very attractive. Not far away, there are a group of girls who are flying towards him, who are eager to welcome and refuse. He also got excited and winked at others.

"Put away your foxy tricks for me!"

A floating balloon in the boy's hand made a sinister sound.

"Hey!" The boy, with hair all over his body, quickly walked a few steps, passed the dense crowd, and turned into a deserted alley.

"Master, don't you want to show up in broad daylight? I don't want to be handed over to the country!"

"Nonsense, I don't want to mention you, you have already hooked up with those girls, you said you have lived underground for so many years, why don't you open your eyes at all?"

"Master, your eyes were straightened just now. Others can't see it, but I can see it clearly when I'm young. If you don't have an entity, you might not know who will hook up with whom first."

"..."

Judge Lu made his book boy choke on his words. After thinking for a long time, he didn't know how to refute, so he sighed and said: "They are all laid off, why should you have an entity."

"Master, I am a fox and you are a ghost, can it be the same..." Hu Gua was talking, and suddenly his stomach growled in disappointment.

"Master, I'm hungry..."

"Oh, are there any mice around here?"

"You! I'm not a cat... Besides, cats don't eat mice anymore, how unhygienic it is."

Cucumber complained a few words, walked slowly, took out from his pocket a few pieces of trough cakes that he had just walked from the store with the transport technique, and gnawed on them. He had just eaten two bites, when he looked up, he saw a dilapidated temple in front of him .

"Hey, Hall of Ten Kings, we've arrived at my house, master, let's go in and have a look. If there is a temple celebration, you can scare him and get something to eat!"

Hugua held Ah Piao's balloon in his hand, and walked into the temple bouncing.

It's a pity that this is a dilapidated temple. Due to the catastrophe of ten years, it has been abandoned for a long time, and the front and rear doors are locked. Seeing that there were no pedestrians on the road, he jumped up the wall and turned in.

There are not two or three kittens in the hall on the first floor, the hall on the second floor, and the hall on the third floor.Hu Gua fumbled around for the offering fruit, and as soon as he let go of his hand, the A Piao balloon, where Judge Lu lived, flew up.

"Courgettes! Courgettes!"

The round and white A Piao waved his plump wings and made a desperate call for help. Suddenly, his chubby body touched a sharp object. With a sound of "pop!", A Piao's balloon exploded...

"Hey, hey!" Hu Gua agreed casually, looking down, the knot in his hand disappeared at some point.

"Ahh! Master! Master!"

Hu Gua chased his tail and turned around three times before remembering to look up and look around. The empty Ten Kings Hall looked eerie under the setting sun. Where was the shadow of Judge Lu?

"Master...Master!..."

Hugua grabbed his ears with his paws, and turned around in a circle anxiously and remorsefully, when he suddenly saw in front of the statue of Lu Pan under the left corridor, the handsome and mighty male god was holding a judge's pen on the tip of his hand. A white fragment.

"master!"

Hu Gua immediately recognized that it was the balloon where Judge Lu lived. It seemed that it had been blown away by the judge pen in the hand of his own idol. He has been following Judge Lu since he became a human figure. We have been friends for hundreds of years, and seeing the wreckage of the balloon now, tears flowed out all at once.

"My lord...you died in such a miserable state...! Aww!"

Ga la la... Ga la la...

While the little fox was howling, he suddenly heard a strange noise, like the muffled sound made by a huge stone turning.

Galala...

He raised his head subconsciously, looked at the source of the sound with squinted winking eyes, and found that the eyes of the statue of Lu Pan in front of him seemed to move slightly. He turned an angle warningly, and suddenly aimed at himself.

"Emma! It's so scary!"

Hu Gua let out a scream, covered his ears, and curled up tremblingly into a ball. Although he was a big boy, he moved like a young fox, and fell under the official boots of the statue of the judge .

Suddenly, the statue's official boots kicked, kicking the little fox a bit, and when he raised his head again, he saw the statue walking down the altar unsteadily.

"Haunted!"

Hugua was obviously so frightened that he had forgotten his origin, and curled up on all fours, which is a standard posture for beasts to show fear and surrender.

"No, no, you're messing with me."

Lu Pan stretched out his legs and kicked Hu Gua's ass, indicating that he was his master.

"Huh? Master!"

Although the subwoofer comes with a subwoofer and the voice is deeper and dignified than before, that wimpy and funny tone will not change. Hu Gua immediately recognized his master, jumped up from the ground with joy, and immediately He hugged the judge's thigh painted with gold paint.

"Master, your thighs are much thicker!"

"Of course, I didn't expect this temple to be very prosperous before. Although it is now dilapidated, the spirit of Nikkei Yuehua's sincere prayers that I received before is still there, so I can withstand the insertion of my official's transformation into gold. "

"Master, pay attention to your quality..."

"Ahem, it's 'enter'."

Judge Lu looked down at his scarlet robe and jade belt that had already been materialized. It was obvious that it could no longer meet the increasing material and cultural needs of the general public.

"Cucumba, the porter is waiting for you. Let's start with Armani's new style for this fall."

"My lord, although the world has changed, people still have people's hearts. We are laid off now, and we are not guarding our homes. We have not yet obtained a temporary residence permit for foreigners. I'm afraid it's too conspicuous to wear famous brands. What if we are caught with a sense of justice? The masses turned them into thieves and sent them to the public security organs..."

"Well, it makes sense." Judge Lu stretched out his hand to stroke the non-existent beard under his chin, looked around a few times, and happened to see the old man who was on watch at the gate of the temple come in.

The two hid behind the bastard in the stele pavilion, and watched him walk away before he breathed a sigh of relief. Lu Juan pointed to the old man's back in a khaki militia uniform with an armed belt around his waist: "That's him!"

"Come on, look at you. A bag of sand, a house of gold!"

……

After the mushroom cloud caused by the magic spell dissipated, Hu Gua took a look at his master's whole body, um, he looked like Mr. Pian Pianjia, and he looked like a villager.

"Master, this outfit is a little too low-key."

"Don't talk nonsense, it's all about you, and your big transport technique can only be turned into nothingness when you see the real thing. Where can I find Madou for you now? We are newcomers, and we don't suffer from a simple dress. "

Due to Judge Lu's wise decision, a few minutes later, a pair of mysterious master and servant appeared on Liulichanger Cultural Street——

I saw a long-legged Ouba Pidianer Pidianer with peachy eyes followed by a man in a khaki cloth waist with an armed belt, walking furtively one after the other. With disheveled shawl hair, you can't tell what you look like, but you can see that you are tall and mighty, but you are dressed a bit like the uncle of the watchman.

So much so that the passers-by who passed by them looked sideways, and there were even a few troublemakers hiding in the corner, taking out their mobile phones and secretly taking pictures.

"Master, have you found something to eat?"

"Hush!" Judge Lu stopped suddenly as he passed by a very inconspicuous alley, and Hu Gua, who was following behind, had no time to brake, and directly bumped into his back.

"Ouch! Is there anything to eat?"

"No, there are ghosts..."

Judge Lu winked at the alley, and sneaked in with a pickled cucumber.This small alley is winding and secluded. Don't look at the bustling commercial street from the outside. Once you enter the interior of the block, it is still a barren and desolate scene.After leaving the doors of ten or eight families, I came to a small door.

As soon as Lu Ban opened the door, he saw a pale old man walking out with a bundle on his back. When he saw him, he was too scared to move, and stood on the spot trembling.

"Hey?" Hu Gua still didn't understand, and poked Lu Pan's back.

"Master, are the living still afraid of you?"

"No..." Judge Lu stared at the gloomy old man with a heavy face, and pointed to the shop behind the screen wall. Through the glass window, one could clearly see an old man lying on the counter, holding the Zhang's posture, but his body has been stiff for a long time.

"He is not alive." Judge Lu said in a low voice.

Hu Gua's eyes widened, and the hairs all over his body stood up. The dead shopkeeper and the old man in front of him had exactly the same face!