A king is like a cat

This movie became a big hit as expected. Although it was not released in China, Chinese netizens are almost omnipotent.

Zhuo Zhuo was very unhappy today, he scrambled the eggs in the pan viciously with dark circles under his eyes, over and over again until the eggs turned from golden yellow to pitch black.

Last night, he couldn't help but read the comments about the movie on his mobile phone. He was extremely proud to see everyone's unanimous praise for his majesty, and then he was forced to open the door to the new world.

Poor Zhuo Zhuo doesn't know that there is another creature in the world called the CP Party, which is characterized by its great brain and strong skill.

He clicked on a "film review" with a special name. At first, Zhang Zhuoyun and the actor's explicit descriptions shocked him, what the hell!Who is this little bitch who blushes at every turn?Is it our Majesty? !Why does this film king smile with his mouth crooked at every turn!Oh my god!How did you fall in love? ? ?

He tossed and turned on the bed, patted the sleeping Zhang Zhuoyun's hand that was trying to rest on him, but couldn't help but picked up the phone again.

This time he entered a more powerful place, Baidu Tieba!What?The time they posted on Weibo was only an hour apart, and they lived together? !I took him to post that Weibo, okay? !Is it fate to go to the same restaurant two months apart? !That's the movie king recommended us to date, okay? ?

Zhuo Zhuo pouted while looking at the fast post, and muttered in a low voice until Zhang Zhuoyun, who was woken up, embraced him from behind.

"Well... what else are you looking at?" Zhang Zhuoyun rubbed his eyes, and leaned over to take a look.

Zhuo Zhuo turned off the phone with a guilty conscience: "No... nothing, go to sleep."

Zhang Zhuoyun only glimpsed some pictures in a daze, as if... two men hugging?In the past, he didn't care when he saw such pictures, but now it's different, he has Zhuo Zhuo, and Zhuo Zhuo of their family pushes him away to see the two in the middle of the night, on his bed, beside him. A man's hug, this is very problematic.

Zhang Zhuoyun decided to go buy some leeks and bullwhip tomorrow after a series of actions and deep reflections in his heart.

For a romantic and majestic overthrow plan, His Majesty Zhang Zhuo Yunzhang has been busy all day long, including buying rings, grocery shopping, cooking, burning the kitchen, putting out fires, cleaning up the mess, ordering takeaways, setting up restaurants, etc. Seemingly easy but in fact extremely difficult task.

When Zhuo Zhuo came in at night, he was first attracted by the warm glowing white candles on the dining table. Even though this kind of routine was so old-fashioned that it was no longer used in idol dramas, Zhuo Zhuo was inevitably moved.There is a circle of red roses under the candlestick. The fragrance is not very strong, but it is very intoxicating.Zhuo Zhuo picked up one, and at this time, Zhang Zhuoyun came out of the kitchen pushing the dining cart.

"Give it to me?" Zhang Zhuoyun stretched out his hand with a smile, his eyes fell on Zhuo Zhuo's hand.

Zhuo Zhuo was stunned, before he could say anything, his hand was already out.

"Thank you. I have something for you too." There was only one plate covered by a plate cover on the dining cart.

Zhuo Zhuo came back to his senses, according to the routine, there must be a velvet box inside, and there must be a ring in the box.Thinking of this, Zhuo Zhuo wanted to laugh and looked forward to it.

The lid was lifted gracefully by Zhang Zhuoyun, and Zhuo Zhuo's eyes widened immediately. It was true that there was a ring on the plate, but who the hell would tell him why the ring was in the fish's mouth!A deep-fried fish with bulging dead fish eyes, no romance at all! ! !Zhuo Zhuo tried very hard to control his expression, Zhuo Yun must not be brain-dead to do this, there must be a special meaning!

But no, this fish is only the only dish that Zhang Zhuoyun made successfully. Due to some hypocritical and childish ideas that are not humane, Zhang Zhuoyun feels that his achievement is as important as the status of the ring, and it is all his sincere intentions. They all contain a lot of love.

Zhang Zhuoyun took the ring from the mouth of the fish and looked at Zhuo Zhuo full of expectation. His eyes were so sincere and eager that Zhuo Zhuo felt like he was going to melt. However, the oily shine of the ring under the candlelight couldn't be ignored.

"Very...beautiful..." How can I gently wipe off the oil with a piece of paper?

"I knew you would like it!" One step closer to a successful overthrow plan!

Drinking enough, not eating enough, getting sleepy when full, and too lazy to exercise when sleepy.Zhang Zhuoyun dragged the slightly drunk Zhuo Zhuo upstairs, the terrace lit up the moment they stepped in, and the spotlight hidden somewhere sprinkled a river of stars on the ground.They were all routines that couldn't be more clichéd, but Zhuo Zhuo felt that he was even more drunk.Looking at Zhuo Zhuo's flushed face, Zhang Zhuoyun smirked in his heart, he didn't drink himself, his glass was like red wine, after all, he was a physique of falling asleep after one glass, so drinking at such a time must not be a mistake.

"Small table..." Zhang Zhuoyun reached out and lifted Zhuo Zhuo's chin.

Zhuo Zhuo rushed forward suddenly, and the two lips were twisted together like this.While kissing, he brought the person to the bed in the room, and took off his clothes along the way. Zhang Zhuoyun focused on three things without panic, and in the blink of an eye, the two met each other honestly on the bed.

Just as the two were panting and walking farther and farther on the road of building socialism together, Zhang Zhuoyun suddenly called a stop.

He was naked and pushed Zhuo Zhuo away, "Wait! Wait, there is one more important thing."

Zhuo Zhuo was still a little dazed, not knowing what important things could break such a moment of great harmony in life.

Zhang Zhuoyun was so carefree and naked, walked to the living room and took out the things he had just ordered from his bag.

When Zhang Zhuoyun walked back to the room, Zhuo Zhuo looked at his handsome face and his more formed chest muscles, and couldn't help but slide his gaze down his neck until Zhuo Zhuo saw clearly what he was holding in his hand .

A wooden sign with Zhuo Zhuo's name written on it.

Zhang Zhuoyun carefully put the wooden sign on the bedside table with his back on his back, and then turned it over solemnly, still muttering: "Okay, it's you tonight."

After doing all this, he threw himself on the bed to continue to complete the socialist modernization drive.

He moved his hand along the collarbone to Zhuo Zhuo's lower abdomen, until he touched the small table where he was still high-spirited just now, but now he lowered his head, "Hey? Why..."

Zhang Zhuoyun glanced at Zhuo Zhuo cautiously: "Aren't you...you can't?"

Zhuo Zhuo was lying on the bed, looking at the sign that swept away all his emotions, feeling like crying.

The next morning, Zhang Zhuoyun looked at the ceiling and reflected on everything yesterday, and suddenly found out which link he had made a mistake.

I ate the leeks and bullwhip I bought yesterday, but I didn't share them with Zhuo Zhuo!Mistake! Mistake!

He picked up the neatly placed sign on the bedside table again, and kissed it, hehe, I'll still look at you tonight.

Zhuo Zhuo, who has witnessed everything, feels that life is so difficult, some things should not be exposed.