[Bottle Evil Doujin] Generation Gap

"! ? "

Pork Ribs Corn and Yam Soup

Efficacy: nourishing kidney and blood, invigorating spleen and appetizing, enhancing immunity, rich in nutritional value Main ingredients: pork ribs, corn, yam

Accessories: ginger slices, carrots, salt

1. Wash the short ribs and drain them;

2. Put a lot of water in the pot, short ribs, ginger slices, boil and turn to low heat;

3. After simmering for 45 minutes, add carrots and corn and continue to cook for 10 minutes; 4. Add yam and continue to simmer for 5 minutes;

5. Add appropriate amount of salt to season before serving.

--------------

"Dad, is this soup okay? How did I remember that the pork ribs, corn and yam soup is for pregnant women?" I quickly peeled and cut the yam into pieces, and turned the kitchen knife like a dagger in two circles for myself. Skill clicked 32 likes.

"Go, go, young people don't understand, don't talk nonsense. This soup is mainly used to nourish the kidneys, nourish the blood, invigorate the spleen and appetizers. People with broken bones need to nourish the blood and strengthen the tendons. This soup should be drunk with my brother! Isn't it uncle?" The new saucepan my father brought over was cleaned, and he rolled his eyes at me: "Besides, look at how careful you are, even if there are pregnant women in the family, you are not as careful and diligent as you are to take care of them. Hurry up tomorrow." Fatty changed my little brother into panda pajamas, which is in line with his noble status, and he is the key protected animal in our family and even in the world—the panda.”

The kitchen in my house is pitifully small. Me, my father and this fat man, three big men packed the room to the brim, and it was difficult to turn around. What kind of accent, you are our family, I said when will you return to Beijing, you fat man? My shop is small, pollute the air and you will."

It’s been almost a week since Poker Finger’s hand was injured. This fat man stayed at my house and never left. As soon as I told him to go back to Beijing, he hid and simply ran away during the day. I suspect that he is in Beijing. What happened? Otherwise, why would you come here at any time of the year and refuse to leave? He held his stomach and complained, saying that I framed him and that his good intentions were in vain. He really missed me and my little brother. Now, one of his red hearts cannot be doubted.

My father squeezed both of us so much that he was almost deflated. He nestled in a small corner and carefully washed the ribs. He was very uncomfortable with the way I got along with the fat man, let alone the familiar way of hooking up with the fat man. Fortunately, Boyouping was not in front of him, otherwise he would chop off his own fingers when chopping the ribs.

Boyouping injured his hand and now belongs to my family's key protected animals. The sun has been very good these days. I heard that sunbathing is also good for bone growth, so I moved a small stool for Pokerfing and let him stand at the door bask in the sun.Brother Xiaoman was very happy. He would stuff himself under Pokerfing's legs every day, hoping that Pokerfing would occasionally reach out and touch its fur. One person and one dog would spend a whole day in the sun.

And my father came here today to make soup for Boyouping. He went to the vegetable market early in the morning to buy fresh ingredients. He knew that I definitely didn't have a stew pot at home, so he brought a pot.When the fat man saw it, he volunteered, saying how good his craft was and how he knew how to do it, so he squeezed into the kitchen to help.

I'm not good at stewing soup, so I might as well give up the kitchen to the two of them, and it will save me trouble. Poker Oil Bottle is still basking in the sun at the door, so I also moved a stool and sat next to him to bask in the sun, Brother Xiaoman shook at me Wagging his tail, Boyouping was not as good as him, and he didn't even lift his eyelids.

I think what the fat man said seems to make sense. Porky Oil Bottle has become more and more boring recently, every day is like a wandering spirit, and he doesn't necessarily say a word for three days.Brother Xiaoman groans twice every day when he is not free. Ya is more potted than a potted plant. Some time ago it was popular to grow grass on his head. I thought that adding one on his head would definitely complement each other.

I don’t know if it’s my illusion, but Poker Face sometimes seems to be staring at me all the time. Several times I met his eyes, and he didn’t hide, just glared at me. I asked him what’s wrong and he didn’t. Talking, I turned around and he was still staring at me, I really didn't know what he was trying to do.

Don't guess what Poker Bottle is thinking, don't guess, you don't understand after guessing and guessing.

After basking in the sun for a while, Pokerfing opened his mouth like never before: "Wu Xie."

"Ah?" I was drowsy from the sun, he almost rolled off the stool when he yelled, thinking that he was uncomfortable somewhere, he immediately became nervous: "Does it hurt your hands?"

He shook his head and said seriously: "If you want to sleep in the house, you will catch a cold."

I thought to myself, don't you feel sleepy after a day in the sun?This is also a skill, but after finally opening the bottle, I just took the opportunity to chat, and immediately said: "I'm fine, I'm not sleepy, otherwise we can chat for a while."

Of course Pokerfing didn't say yes, but he didn't say no, I immediately asked: "Brother, how is your hand recovering recently? The doctor said that this kind of injury will take about a month to heal. If there is anything you want to eat Just tell me, and I'll ask Fatty to buy it for you."

"It won't take that long, it will be healed in a dozen days." Poker Fing squeezed the wrist that was still hanging around his neck, estimated the time, and then answered me.

His physical fitness is not generally strong, he is not at the same level as the small rookies on the ground, the conditions are so bad underground, he is still alive and kicking with a few cuts in his stomach, just apply a handful of plant ash.I know that even if I don't take him to see a doctor, he can still heal the wound by himself, not to mention that he is recuperating in such a good condition now, the bone will grow back before the doctor prescribed the anti-inflammatory drugs for him.

I was about to say a few more words to him while I was still in the heat, when the phone rang. I thought what kind of bastard would not know the timing. When I took it out, I saw that the caller ID was Xiaohua. I called, I was a little strange, subconsciously went to the house to answer.

As soon as Xie Yuchen said the reason for calling me, I immediately wanted to pick up the phone, and he yelled over the phone: "Wu Xie! Try to hang up on me! Do you know how difficult it is for that psychiatrist to make appointments?" I begged my dad to sue my grandma so I managed to make an appointment for you! He is coming to Hangzhou to give a speech so I took the opportunity to make an appointment for you for three hours. If you are with Beijing, you have to wait in line until [-]! In the afternoon, the address time Sent it to you."

I chuckled: "Please take care of me, please remember, since I got mental illness, I feel that I am more energetic and cute, I don't want to change, I don't see a psychiatrist. If you really want me to see it, you Find me a psychiatric hospital directly, the psychiatrist is useless, not up to the level of the master."

Xie Yuchen smiled more than I did, and said very cheaply: "If you don't go, I'll tell Zhang Qiling, and I'll let him take you there. See if I can do it. I know his mobile phone number. Yes. If you can, tell him to turn off the phone, and the fat man is with you, and if you can, tell him to turn off the phone too."

Before I had time to scold my mother, he teased me on the phone first. I gritted my teeth and wanted to ruin the world, but the voice of Suyouping suddenly came from behind me: "Whose phone is it?"

I don't know whether I should be worried about whether he heard my conversation with Xiao Hua with his hearing, or should I be surprised that the old man actually cared about my interpersonal communication, and even stood up and walked into the house.I haven't practiced anything else in these years, I just practice nonsense, and immediately said smoothly: "Oh, it's my friend in the photography industry. He said he hasn't seen me for a long time. He invited me out for coffee in the afternoon."

Boyouping didn't suspect him, but just said: "Don't drink coffee, it's not good for your health."

I immediately raised my hand and reassured: "I'll just drink plain water, absolutely."

Xiaohua has been rushing me to see a psychiatrist for several years. In the past few years, I hoped to tighten my own strings and rejected his proposal, because I knew that I would die as soon as I lay down. It may not be possible to get up.

Now I am even more reluctant to go to the doctor, I am unwilling to completely relax in front of a stranger, confess all the secrets hidden in my heart to her, and let the other party comment on my life like a story.Just kidding, the ups and downs of Grandpa's life are all caused by Grandpa step by step, so why do you have to pay others for telling others.

But I know that Xiaohua can do what she can say, if he really tells Poker Ping about this, I don’t need my old face anymore, it’s amazing that I sit for three hours, and the psychiatrist can’t pry my mouth if I don’t speak.

When I came up with a countermeasure, I immediately felt a little relieved. The smell was already coming from the kitchen. I didn’t eat much in the morning, and my stomach was growling. Come on, don't leave, eat at my place at noon."

My dad seemed to have expected me to say this a long time ago, he waved his hands without turning his head, and said, "I knew you had to say that, I brought the vegetables, just wait."

The fat man came over and hugged my shoulders without wiping off the water in his hand, winking in a cheap and unworthy way: "Okay, naive, I finally know who you inherited as a good wife and mother, and your emotional uncle is more virtuous than you, your mother is sure Very happy."

I gave him an elbow: "Fuck off, don't mess with my dad all the time. My dad is an intellectual and has no common language with you. Can you look at your age? How old are you younger than my dad?" ? Uncle uncle, pretend to be tender?."

"Fatty Master, this is for your sake, not to take advantage of you. If I call your father Big Brother, you will be my nephew, do you understand? This child is so lacking in mind, you have to get it, you Fatty Master, I am illiterate Okay, look at you, you have been studying for a few days, what's the use of studying? We are still walking together." The fat man suddenly moved his nose: "Uncle, is this soup ready? I guess the cooking time is the most appropriate now. !"

As soon as I heard it, I picked up a spoon and stirred it in the soup pot, and took out some pieces of meat and corn that I thought were the best. The small bowl full was full of color and fragrance, and the smell would whet my appetite. Upstairs, I wanted to take a few pictures.

The fat man came over shamelessly: "Thank you Comrade Naive, you are so gay, thank you, thank you, the fat man feels that he has lost a lot of weight, and he just needs to make up for it."

I slapped the fat man's hand and protected the bowl in my hand: "Are you so fucking embarrassed? You look at your tonnage, and you have the nerve to say that you need to make up? What do you need to make up? This is what my dad gave me. Little brother cooked it, don't even think about it!"

The fat man said nonchalantly: "Look at what you said, my uncle cooked such a big pot of soup, no matter how much I drank it, I couldn't finish it, you forgot that you gave my brother gastroenteritis last time? No matter how much you love my little brother, you can't be so unscientific, come here, give the fat man a drink, and the fat man will taste the saltiness for the little brother!"

Of course, I can't give him the best bowl to drink. The fat man talked about his self-indulgence.I gouged out the fat man, found chopsticks to remove the bones from the ribs, and scraped off the corn kernels with a small spoon.

The fat man drank the soup and slurped: "Okay, the naive little daughter-in-law is thoughtful in doing things. Those who know the brother's wrist are broken, and those who don't know think he is paralyzed. Do you understand the true meaning of ribs and corn? It tastes better if you chew on the bones, why don't you make pork soup if you do this, it's in vain for Uncle's kindness, right Uncle?"

Poker-Face just entered the house to drink water, and has already sat back at the door to bask in the sun. Brother Xiaoman is not interested in this kind of meat, and he has more prospects than fat people.I moved a stool and sat beside Poker-Face, Poker-Face turned his head to look at me, and then took another look at the soup bowl in my hand.

I coughed: "Brother, drink soup, my dad came here to cook it for you, it's very good for restoring bones, isn't it? Dad!?"

I yelled at my father very loudly, and it was impossible to pretend not to hear, but he just pretended not to hear, I know he was very uncomfortable with Poker Face, but fortunately Poker Face has a different personality from Fatty, otherwise I would always Dad has already run away, and in some respects I am quite like him.

I was about to feed Poker Oil Bottle when the fat man came out and rushed us into the house with a look of dismay: "Can you two consider the mood of passers-by? Haven't eaten yet, just looking at the love between you two and you, can you still eat when you go home? I didn't say you were naive. If you continue to raise your little brother like this, he will raise your limbs sooner or later. It's all degenerated, if you feed him every day, Fatty's eyes are going to go blind!"

I chuckled, and said to Brother Xiaoman: "Go! Bite this fat man's throat! I'll give you all the meat from him!"

Brother Xiaoman didn't move, he doesn't like to eat fatty food very much, especially a fat man who just squirts oil without blood. I patted the fat man on the shoulder and said sympathetically, "The dog doesn't care."

The fat man took me into the room and said, "Be your little wife!"

The meal at noon was quite enjoyable, at least in my eyes, but it probably wasn't the case in my father's eyes. He kept looking at me and Poker Face with complicated expressions, probably because he thought I was very boring. promising.But he didn't have much masculinity in front of my mother, and he set a bad example for me. Now he probably couldn't find a good reason to say that I was aggrieved enough, but the fat man even fanned the ghostly wind next to him, I was so angry that I wanted to kick him.

When my father was leaving, he took me to the corner and talked to me for a long time. I didn’t quite understand it. It’s probably why your mother asked me to see how you’re doing. Let’s see how you’re doing now. It seems to be quite happy, and your mother is relieved, but I always feel that this is not very good. You are too old and you can't listen to what I say. You still have to figure out your own relationship problems. You can't just Look in front of you, don't just plunge into it, but also think about the future, think about whether the other party is really the one you want, and so on.

After he left, I have been thinking about what he said, but I was at a loss. I don't know what he said, why did it involve relationship issues?Who plunged into what?My dad recently switched to philosophy?

I was so engrossed in my thoughts that I arrived at one point by accident. The psychiatrist that Xiaohua made an appointment for me was at 02:30, and it was a little far away from where I lived. I asked Fatty to look after the shop for me, and drove to I rushed to the agreed place, and arrived at the place at 14:25, almost running to my death.

This psychiatrist is a very well-known authoritative international expert. She is an old lady with gray hair around 50 years old. She has a very friendly smile. When I see her, I think of my grandma. It gives people a nostalgic feeling, especially cordial.

An expert is an expert, and the chair in her room was so comfortable that my bones melted as soon as I lay down, and I thought I must get one back when I left.She chatted with me for a while, playing step by step. Although I knew what she was doing, I didn't find it very annoying, and even thought of talking.I originally planned to say nothing for three hours, but then I thought I would have to pay for it myself, and the little flower has probably been debited from my card. How much does it cost for such an expert?

After thinking about it for a while, I picked up the matter of Poker-Face and told her about it. I didn't directly mention the name of Poker-Face. I gave him a code name X, which seemed rather mysterious, and then babbled about my feelings to the old lady. After a while, my narrative ability is actually pretty good, but I can't explain clearly when it comes to stuffy oil bottles, and I don't know if the old lady can understand.

After hearing this, the old lady asked me: "I have learned about Mr. Wu's marital status in advance, and know that Mr. Wu is unmarried. I would like to ask, does Mr. Wu have a girlfriend who is dating now?"

I have no taboo about my status as an old bachelor, so I said that I don’t have a girlfriend yet, and the old lady asked me if I’ve ever been in a relationship, so I had no choice but to say that I didn’t. Having a girlfriend, the old lady is probably shocked in her heart.

That’s right, why haven’t I had a girlfriend until now? People say that a man has 41 flowers. I’m just at the age of budding. I’m rich, tasteful, and very temperamental. I also look like Wu Yanzu. Why? Have you never talked about love?What's wrong with women nowadays, are they all blind?

The old lady showed a smile that was more mysterious than X, which made my heart flutter. She said confidently: "Then I understand, Mr. Wu, you know that heart disease needs heart medicine. I can only use the knowledge I have learned. Give Mr. Wu some advice of my own. I know that what Mr. Wu told me is not all of your problems, but it is the problem that Mr. Wu is most troubled with at present. Excuse me, I think that your illness is not a disease, probably I love this Miss X very deeply but I don't know it, so I have some thoughts of worrying about gains and losses."

"I have a little understanding of Mr. Wu's experience. These experiences have made your trust level very low, but before this Miss X came back, your symptoms were not so serious. You said that Miss X is a person who can bring The person who gave you a sense of security, then why did your sense of security decrease after she came back? It’s because you were too afraid that she would disappear again, and you couldn’t afford her to leave again, and even began to suspect that the world was false , so you treat her better, for fear that this is another dream, and hope that even if it is a dream, at least you can use these experiences to comfort yourself."

"You don't have much experience in love, and you feel that the chance of Miss X being with you is too small, so you are subconsciously afraid, so you keep suppressing the love in your heart. But you can't restrain your desire to be nice to her, and you are deceiving yourself and others while being nice to her. Tell yourself that this is just pure friendship, and of course there will be problems after a long time."

I can understand every word she said individually, but I can't understand it together. What did she say?Say me, love, stuffy, oil, bottle?Say me, very, love, stuffy, oily, bottle?Say me, very, love, boring, oily, bottle, but, yes, no, guts, expression, white? !What a joke! ?

I immediately denied: "This is absolutely impossible! It is impossible for me to like him! Absolutely impossible!"

The old lady seemed to have expected that I would object, and said with a smile: "Then do you think, if you change a friend or relative who is very important to you, can you take care of him like Miss X? Are you willing to go to the point of cutting nails or feeding the other party such intimate things?"

"..." What she said was so reasonable that I was speechless. I imagined the scene where I treated the fat man like this, and I almost vomited myself before thinking about it for three seconds. It doesn't mean I have to admit that I like Poker Bottle, it's too scary.

I said: "X has a different meaning to me, he is different from my other friends."

"If it's really just a close friend, what's the difference? Don't you realize that your attitude towards Miss X is completely the attitude of a person in love. If you think about it carefully, don't you think it's right?" Would it be strange for an ordinary friend to do that?"

I think I became even more insane after seeing a psychiatrist. Listening to Jun’s words ruined my outlook on life. In less than three hours, I changed from straight to curved. The whole trajectory of my life changed. This old lady was sent by Xiaohua to destroy me. right?

These three hours are not ordinary three hours, they are simply the black three hours in my life. I found out that I couldn't tell the old lady at all, and I couldn't even find any doubts that could be refuted, so I could only listen to her in a daze. It's more brainwashing than pyramid schemes.

In the end, she told me that if I want to solve these problems of mine, I should boldly express my love to Ms. X, so as to solve this problem fundamentally. I thought it was completely impossible to accept me, maybe they also liked me.

I looked at the old lady and thought if I told her now that X is not Miss but Mr., would she be so frightened that she would just roll off the chair?For some reason, I didn't agree to her recording and any recording, and I am very grateful now.

I repeatedly explained to the old lady not to tell anyone, especially the fact that I like X.The old lady said that she is very professional, so I don’t have to worry that today’s conversation will be leaked to anyone. She pledged her life that she would not tell anyone. If I still need it, I can go to Beijing to find She, she is happy to help me.

I said in my heart that I would still look for you, my life would have changed once I looked for you, and I might not know what would happen if I look for you again, so forget it.

When I walked out of the building, my mind was in a daze, and I walked in a flutter. My mind was full of the words "I like stuffy oil bottles."

This is really something I never thought about, how could I like him, he is a leader, and so am I, same-sex repels each other, this is an unchanging truth for thousands of years.I know that I am more powerful, but I can't break all the truths. If this goes on, how can I stand on the side of justice and be proud of the crowd.

And that's Pokerfinger, who is Pokerfinger?He probably has jumped out of the three realms and is no longer in the five elements. Talking to him about love and love in the world is simply insulting him. If I go to tell him that I like him, I will probably be kicked on the wall by him, and it will be buckled. The kind that can't be buckled down, and then he will pick up his small luggage and disappear from sight. He doesn't want to stay with a pervert like me who covets him all the time.

Would you rather live under the same roof with a lunatic, or with a pervert?A normal person would tell me: I don't even want to, get out.

Falling in love with Boyouping is not as good as falling in love with Fatty, at least the chance of being with Fatty is higher, but I don't like Fatty, after all, it's still a false proposition.

Some things are better to be confused than to understand. I don’t know that when I liked Poker Ping, I was only worried about him leaving, but now I have more things to worry about, it’s not worth the candle.

No, I can't just compromise like this, I think I should be able to save it, maybe it's just my own illusion, I'm actually straight, that's right, it must be like this.

With the idea of ​​rescuing me, I called my mother. My mother was very happy and enthusiastic, and asked me if I was free. If I was free, I would take Xiao Zhang home for dinner or something.

I coughed and interrupted her chatter: "Mom, Mom, don't rush to talk about it. What's the main thing? Didn't you introduce a lot of people to me a while ago? I was too busy to take care of it at that time. I'm not very busy for a few days, but I'm free, how about you introduce a few more, and I'll meet you?"

I thought my mother would cheer for joy, and then immediately sent a dozen pictures of girls for you to choose from, and let me see as much as I could, but my mother asked me in a very anxious voice: "What's wrong? Are you talking to Xiao Zhang? Quarreled? Your dad just told me that you two are fine, it's only been a while, why are you breaking up with Xiao Zhang? "

I suffered a second mental blow in one day, and began to doubt life. I made a strange sound: "...what?"

When did I start talking to Poker Bottle! ?Why talk about breaking up?Where did this all start?

"Mom understands, you have never been in a relationship at your age, and you are a bit overwhelmed when you finally talk about it. It's normal to quarrel. You can't break up because of a trivial matter. It's not good. If it's your fault, You just go back and apologize. If it’s Xiao Zhang’s fault, you just ask him to apologize to you, isn’t that all right? Okay, okay, I won’t tell you anymore, there are guests at home now, mom Call you again!"

I'm messed up in the wind, Mom, are you my real mother?What should be the normal maternal response?Am I out of touch with the world for too long?As long as you express your disapproval, I will shoot myself straight. Why do you accept the fact that I am bent more calmly than I do?Your son can still save it!

I was still not reconciled, and after thinking about it, I hung up the phone to Xiao Hua, who asked me lazily what I was doing, and whether the psychiatrist had seen me.I licked my lips: "Xiaohua, we are brothers, right? You can't bear to see your brother and I alone forever, right?"

"What do you want to say? I'm putting on a mask, don't bother me."

"I just want to say, you have a wide range, introduce me to a girlfriend."

There was a sound of something being smashed on the phone, and Xiaohua asked me in horror: "Then what did the psychiatrist tell you?! Damn!! Don't tell Zhang Qiling this, if he knows I'll give you After introducing a psychiatrist, you want to find a girlfriend, and he didn't cut my neck and kick it like a ball!"

I said: "I didn't say anything, what does this matter have to do with my brother? I just suddenly felt that I was already in my forties and didn't have a girlfriend yet. How abnormal is this."

"Beep-beep-beep-"

Xiaohua hung up the phone, I guess he was looking for a psychiatrist, and wanted to ask me what kind of stimulation I was getting, but if I called him again, he wouldn't answer.

I looked up to the sky and screamed, what's the matter, I just want to be a man with a normal sexual orientation, why is it so difficult?I can still save it!I don't want to give up treatment! !

What's even worse is why everyone thinks I'm with Poker Ping?I really don't!What's more tragic than the end?Yes it hasn't started yet!I just fucking want to find a girlfriend, why is it so difficult?

I!Sleep!have to!I!return!Can!by!Rob!save!one!Down!

save!Life!what!