[Bottle Evil Doujin] Generation Gap

People in the arena involuntarily.

I have learned these eight words thoroughly over the years. Fortunately, my philosophy is not to make enemies. My goal is not money, so I can spend my money generously.It is also because of my excellent quality and the title of insanity that I have been mixed up in the Tao for so many years, that I was able to have no enemies after semi-retirement. After all, there is no need for someone who has not been a big brother for many years to do what we do Yes, a few more died well.

Of course, I can live so comfortably now, and it is also inseparable from certain forces behind me. The closer ones are like my second uncle, Xiaohua, and Fatty, and the farther ones are like my grandpa, but his old man is safe in the ground. Years, it has long been useless.There is no morality at all in the current arena. Once you withdraw and leave, the bloody legends left behind will be useless. Everyone only looks at the pros and cons. you.

And the only kid who may be my enemy is now hanging around under my nose every day. With his IQ, he can't find anything. butt.

"Boss, boss, can you not tie the dog to the door, the guests are afraid to come in..." Wang Meng shook like a shuttle in a very hopeless way, and almost slipped in against the door, as if he was afraid Brother Xiaoman would suddenly go berserk and tear his arm off.

Brother Xiaoman didn't even look at him, and lay down on the edge of the door and yawned. The sun is good today, and Brother Xiaoman is happy to bask in the sun at the door. It has lived so old and made so many contributions to the old Wu family. How can I It cannot be deprived of its only hobby, so I ignored Wang Meng and let Brother Xiaoman lie on his stomach at the door.

Anyway, most of the customers who will come to the door now are Wang Meng's old customers. After all, my small shop has been closed for a long time, and most of the people looking for me will go to my other hall, and Xiaohua has already taken care of it.Now this is remade after I took off the stupid signboard of Wangmeng. Its main purpose is for me to be in a daze, for my little brother to sleep, and for little brother Man to bask in the sun.

The last time I took Brother Xiaoman out was to pick up Poker Oil Bottle. At that time, it was very cold in the Northeast. Brother Xiaoman was an old dog after all. After coming back, he felt a little unwell, so I sent him to my second uncle. He took care of Brother Xiaoman, and after raising my second uncle during this period, he sent it back to me.

In fact, two old men and an old dog go for a walk next to the West Lake every night, but occasionally a little girl sees that Brother Xiaoman is handsome, or the ulterior motives come to think about it Touching brother Xiaoman to strike up a conversation with me, I thought about hanging a sign around Brother Xiaoman's neck with the words "vicious dog bites people" written on it.

Brother Xiaoman usually looks quite personable, except for the old Wu family who is indifferent to everyone, but no matter how awesome he is, he is still a dog. Dogs are afraid of evil people, so he is very attentive to Poker, Sometimes when the sun shines enough into the house, it wags its tail and rubs against the feet of Poker-Face to sleep, looking like a dog leg.

I thought to myself that I seem to be the one who feeds you every day, and I even comb your hair when I have time. What are you doing so attentively to Poker Bottle? He is not from our old Wu family.

The most pitiful existence in the small shop is probably Wang Meng. He was afraid of dogs and people, and he was afraid of the younger brother and the younger brother Xiaoman. I still have to be pumped.

It's a pity that he dared not speak out. After all, he really can't beat me with his skill. He knows very well that even if I don't move, his hand will be twisted off by the oil bottle before he reaches out, and brother Xiaoman will rush over Gnaw his throat, so he had to shrink back behind the computer, cursing me secretly.

The sun was shining today, and the people in the sun were drowsy. I thought that today would be the same as before. I just leaned on the recliner and read a novel, and suddenly I saw Brother Xiaoman standing up.

Its ears were raised high. I knew it was an early warning that someone was coming towards the store, but it didn't pose as an attack, which made me a little strange. I stood up and walked to the door to see who it was.

It turned out that two of my buddies came here, the waistcoat and the battalion commander. The waistcoat came from a family of slingshots and helped me a lot when picking up my younger brother.

The reason why the battalion commander is called the battalion commander is because he always said that he could be a battalion commander when he was a soldier, but because of his temper, he beat up the battalion commander at that time, so he was not accepted and had to retire.He is a man from the Northeast, with big arms, a round waist, and strength as strong as a bull. The fat man has never won an arm wrestle with him. He used to let him do any physical work with him, like several donkeys.

Brother Xiaoman knew them, and when he saw me coming, he slid to the side and lay down again. I asked them what they were doing, and he took out the white sand from his pocket and handed it to me politely. Dare to bother the boss. It’s not because I heard something that I came to pay a special visit. You know that I made my debut late at such a young age. It’s a pity that many legends didn’t catch up. I heard recently that you recruited a new guy. It was the dumb Zhang who was quite famous in Taoism back then, and the battalion commander and I admired him very much, so we wanted to meet him."

The battalion commander couldn't hide anything in his heart, he had already sneaked a glance behind me, wanting to catch a glimpse of the demeanor of the dumb Zhang.

I said in my heart that it was not for me, but for Menyouping. This was not beyond my expectation, nor was it within my expectation.

Ten years ago, Boyouping was regarded as the first brother on the road, and the appearance fee with a clearly marked price seems to be quite considerable now. If you can take him with you when you are in the lama, it will be so powerful that Zongzi will not dare to get up Corpse, that is, I didn't know the market back then, so I treated him like a drag bottle.

Our circle is actually similar to the entertainment circle. People always come and go so fast and so many, they are all here to make a fortune, and if you have the ability to disappear and come back in three to five years, you have to start all over again, but if you can become a king Superstars, after disappearing for ten or eight years, there will still be people who come back here because of their fame. Poker Bottle is obviously at the level of Uranus superstars.

I didn't deliberately hide the news that Poker Bottle was here, and I couldn't hide it. Those people on the road knew the news a long time ago, and they were all waiting to see what I would do next. Who knew that I had no intention of using Pork Oil at all. bottle, and directly hid his old man by the side of the West Lake to start the old-age care mode.

Of course, no one believed that I lost half my life and put up such a big battle to bring him back, just to confess him as an ancestor. They all think that I have a way to make a fortune, and now it’s just a time to bide my time. Wait for the opportunity As soon as you arrive, use up the stuffy oil bottle and make a fortune.

Now it’s not the same as it used to be. We in this industry eat the food of our ancestors, and every bite is one bite less. Every cup of soup is not so easy to share. Well, I, Wu Xiaofo, have a reputation for being a psychopath early on, who dares to rob someone with a lunatic.

From my third uncle to me, the Wu family's hall finally has a place on the road, not to mention the prosperity. Knowing that following Wu can make a fortune, there is no shortage of manpower, and some people are always jealous.But I just like to see others dislike me and can't get rid of me. If I can, I can't wait to plant a flag at the door to tell the world that you are here with me now. Shallow water can also raise dragons. Take care It's a joke.

I didn't expect that the first person who couldn't hold back to look for Poker was actually my own buddy, and this purpose is so stupid, I know that the purpose of the vest and the battalion commander is definitely not just to meet Poker , but they both know the basics, and there is nothing to worry about. If anything goes wrong, I can take care of them myself.

So I took them into the house, pointed to the stuffed oil bottle that was pretending to be hibernating, and said, "Hey, that's where people are, no touching, no taking pictures, no taking pictures, no signing, he has a bad temper, wake him up Do so at your own peril.”

The battalion commander and the waistcoat were amused when they saw it, and the battalion commander said: "Boss, if you don't want us to see you, just say it, and you can't just pull someone and call him dumb Zhang, it's not kind to treat us like stupid roe deer. "

I said what, the battalion commander touched his head: "It has been more than ten years since the dumb Zhang He, no matter how young he is, he must be in his 40s or [-]s, the little brother in your room looks like me I'm old, I can't move, I can crush that small body, how could it be a dumb Zhang."

I don't quite know what the legend about Poker Bottle is, but I guess it's far from the real person, so I said: "You think you can crush him, right? Okay, I'll find you a chance to show off your skills." For a moment, you wrestle with him. If you can win, all the tricks in my hand will belong to you. If you lose, you will not suffer. You can show off to the world when you go out. You just wrestled with the dumb Zhang Zhang people."

The battalion commander told me that he was taken aback. He didn't expect that I would dare to make such a big bet. He was probably a little tempted, but after being elbowed by the waistcoat, he calmed down and said, "Don't mind me, how dare I want to bet?" Boss, your hall, so, if I win, you can call out the real dumb Zhang and let us meet, okay?"

I smiled: "Then you are at a disadvantage. Let's do this. If you win, all the money in my bank card will belong to you. If you lose, you and the vest will give me three years of work for nothing. That's the deal."

"Success, that's the deal! Boss, you can go back on your word!"

The waistcoat has also seen the battalion commander's strength as a cow, and he has no objection. After all, Pokerfing's appearance can't seem to be that strong, but what he doesn't know is that there are all kinds of wonders in the world, and the body and strength sometimes Really not necessarily proportional.

I knew that Poker-Finger was not asleep, and I was listening to what we said, so I patted Poker-Face on the shoulder: "Brother, all my belongings are on you. The money for tomorrow’s meal is gone.”

Wang Meng huddled in the corner and sneered, "You two idiots."

He has never dealt with the waistcoat very much, and when they meet, the nose is not the nose and the eyes are not eyes, and he is not even willing to pour tea.

The waistcoat doesn't look good on him. Wang Meng is an idiot to him. He doesn't understand why I keep this idiot by my side, so he immediately fights back: "Who are you talking about? What qualifications do you have? Open your mouth! Is it your turn to speak?"

"Just talk about you! You were still wearing crotch pants when I was talking, you idiot, you don't know Taishan with your eyes, I kindly give you a suggestion, this competition is better than others, and then the arms will be plucked off."

I thought they were arguing, so I waved my hand: "Shut up, the person involved didn't say anything. Why are you arguing? Go away and stand, Wang Meng moved a table! Close the door, it's closed today, brother, don't Pretend to be asleep and get up to work."

Brother Xiaoman seemed to realize that there was something exciting to watch, so he stretched his waist and walked in slowly, rubbing Poker's leg, looking at the table with great interest, as if watching the excitement is not a big deal .

The battalion commander rolled up his sleeves, and his thick arms were exposed. The arms were estimated to be thicker than my waist now. He punched his elbows on the table, shaking the mahogany table three times.Poker-Face still looked like he couldn’t wake up. He stood by the table with his head drooping like a ghost, unwilling to take his hands out of his pockets. Fortunately, he was more respectful to me. When I called for preparations, he finally Put your hands up.

As soon as his two fingers flashed out, the faces of the battalion commander and the waistcoat changed. Now the gangsters on the road rely more on hot weapons. No one is willing to study hard on the old ancestor's tricks, after all, they are too tired.If you can't get in, you will fry it, and if you can't open it, you will continue to fry it twice.

They have heard about Faqiu's two-fingered vest, but now they believe it immediately when they see it, but now it is a struggle, they have seen the big world, and they are even more motivated. After all, if the battalion commander can win, It is very long-faced to say it out, and his worth has doubled.

I'm actually a little worried, the battalion commander is really strong, maybe the Poker Bottle in the past was not afraid, but the Poker Bottle now has been in the bronze gate for ten years, and has been decadent like me for so long, I also didn't have the chance to see if his skills have regressed. What if his skills degenerate and his strength weakens? Are we really going to drink the northwest wind?If you accidentally go too far, it's really a mistake.

But now that we have called preparations, we can’t say that we can discuss it again, so I can only pin my hope on Poker Ping’s sword is not old, and shouted: “Start!”

The battalion commander yelled, his veins bulged, and he slammed to the left with a strong force, as if victory was in his hands, but no matter how hard he tried, Poyou Fing's hand didn't move at all, as if it was fixed there.The battalion commander's eyes widened as if he couldn't believe it. The bean sprouts in front of him were so strong. He gritted his teeth and made another sharp attack. His face turned red. Beads of sweat trickled down his forehead.

I feel a little sympathetic to him, what if the blood vessel bursts with such force, it's so pitiful, I guess he will have doubts about his life after this game.

There was no suspense, and Pokerfoil let him break for 2 minutes, and finally, without changing his expression or moving his body, he pressed his hand on the table with a snap.

Wang Meng clapped his hands, and the waistcoat and the battalion commander were already dumbfounded. The clapping sound was as clear as hitting their faces.The battalion commander was already a little out of strength after exerting too much force, shaking his hands and talking to his waistcoat, half of his body was numb.

Poker-face is simply too long-faced, so I decided to reward him with a box of kiwis tomorrow, and then I thought about signing up for a gym or something for Poker-poker tomorrow, so that someone as capable as he is will give me a degenerate What a waste.

Brother Xiaoman also seemed to know that Pokerfing had won, so he gave a rare bark, and then sat back to their old positions, one person and one dog, and continued to hibernate.

The vest and the battalion commander had confirmed that Poker Fing was indeed the dumb Zhang Benzun, and his face was flushed with excitement, especially the battalion commander's face was flushed, and he couldn't control his excitement: "Oh my god, I have heard about Master Zhang's reputation for a long time. When I first saw it, I was so awesome, I almost put half of my body on it, nothing happened! Convince! Really convincing! You can receive such a character as the boss, let me work for you for another ten or eight years I am willing too!"

The waistcoat also followed suit flatteringly: "That's right, I really don't know Taishan. I heard Fatty Master say that you and Mr. Zhang had a friendship before. I didn't believe it. It's really short-sighted!"

Let me put it this way, I can tell at a glance that the two of you can't just come here to meet the little brother, so tell me, why are you here.

Only then did the waistcoat chuckle, and told his real purpose. It turned out that he took on a private job. I heard that the bucket was quite fat, but the difficulty was also high. Several groups of people had already folded into it.Some iron chopsticks approached him and the battalion commander. He felt that the two of them might not be reliable. He heard that I have a big boss, so he wanted to invite my younger brother to help.

I am not interested in money for a long time, and I have vomited about fighting for a long time. I can't think about it at all, but I can't do it for me, so I let them talk to my brother by themselves. The battalion commander is stupid. Laji said: "What are you talking about, we can't speak dumb either."

I laughed out loud, and Wang Meng poured water into the Poker bottle and sent it over. Hearing what the battalion commander said, he immediately said: "You are really an idiot if you say you are an idiot. Brother Zhang just doesn't like to talk. Who said he Are you dumb?"

Following Li Cu and Su Wan's example, Wang Meng called Brother Poyouping Da Zhang, the main purpose of which was to get close and make the waistcoat jealous.

Of course, Boyouping doesn't talk to everyone. It's a good person to see people talk nonsense in a vest. I've never seen or dealt with any kind of person. Unfortunately, it's useless against a stuffed Boyouping. His saliva was dry, but Uncle Men didn't raise his head to look at him in a daze, and even Brother Xiaoman didn't raise his ears.

The waistcoat looked at me helplessly, I spread my hands, I had deliberately let him go, how could I help him talk, lit a cigarette and stood by the side to watch the fun.

Poker-Face immediately opened his eyes and glanced at me. I thought it would be okay to pretend I didn’t see it. I talked about quitting smoking for a while, but I couldn’t quit.When I was smoking, Boyouping didn't speak or stop him, just staring at me until I pinched the cigarette.

Of course, I also tried to pretend I couldn’t see it and carried it back to continue smoking. I couldn’t hold on to half a cigarette, so I had to raise the white flag to surrender, obediently pinch the cigarette, and then I stopped smoking in front of the bottle.

The vest insisted on not giving up, and even talked to that blah blah blah. I thought Pokerfinger would never agree to this matter, but unexpectedly he raised his eyes after the vest said the address, and he actually agreed. I immediately felt betrayed It felt like my own child went out to play with classmates without permission, and immediately said: "Then I will go too."

"No, I'll go, you won't go." Poker-Face immediately objected, like a tongue twister, so I dragged him upstairs and asked him what he was thinking.

Boyouping told me that he had been to the bucket, and there was something in it, and he was going to get it back.I immediately said that I would go too, I am not the same as before, I can help him, I will go find that chopstick head, ask for this bucket, and find some capable people, it is easy to handle things.

I know that it is possible for him to go alone with Poker's ability, but he is not a brave person, sometimes he will borrow his strength if he can, and then achieve some of his goals.

What would he put in the bucket?He exchanged all the money he earned over the years into gold bars and buried them in a bucket?I only remembered when I mentioned the waistcoat, so I'm going to get those coffins out?

Poker-Face rejected me. He said that he would just go with the vest and the others. I knew he didn't want me to step back, but after the head was opened and the guarantee was not complete, someone else would come to fight with him. The graves he has been to are not counted. What's more, if he left something in any of the buckets, would it be possible to dig them all?

I said that either everyone should go or everyone should not go. If you dare to sneak and disappear for me, I will jump into the West Lake tomorrow.

What is a face, hehe, I have been shameless for so many years, as long as I can keep this guy, cry, make trouble, and hang himself, I can give him a full play. Stalking him to death and annoying him to death, who am I afraid of if I'm crazy, since I got snake spirit disease, I have nothing else to do, so stalking him is fine.I do what I say, but I don't believe that he can really ignore my life for a fight.

I saw that his expression was calm, and he rolled up his sleeves very irritably: "Don't you believe it? Do you believe me if I go to dance now?"

Poker-Face was silent for a while, and suddenly came over and grabbed my arm. His palms were cold, and my hairs stood on end. His hand happened to be on the scar on my wrist, and then I heard him say :"I believe."

Before I could be proud, he said again: "But you can't go."

"..."

"Okay, if I don't go, don't go either. If you want to take something, you can draw a map on it. I'll let the waistcoat pick it up. I'm sure there's a lot of yours. He won't even glance at it, okay?"

Poker Bottle still shook his head: "If I don't go, they won't be able to get in, and if they go in, they won't be able to get out either."

When I heard that it was so dangerous, I was even more reluctant to let him go. I really didn't understand what he had to take. Could it be related to Lao Shizi's Zhang family?

Poker bottle is very stubborn, and I am also very stubborn. I have nothing else to threaten him, so I can only use my life to be stubborn with him. I think I have a little bit of status in his heart no matter what, and I am still very confident.

Brother Xiaoman climbed up wagging his tail, and I rubbed Pokerfoil again. For the first time in history, Pokerfoil squatted down and touched its head. Brother Xiaoman was very happy, and the rubbing was even more joyful.

"Wu Xie, I will come back properly." Poker-Face said: "That is very important to me, I want to get it back, so I will go here for the last time, okay?"

Is it ok?

Boyouping never asked me if I was okay, he always said he would go and never asked anyone's opinion, I immediately floated up, feeling that the whole world was not real.Damn, is it okay? If it’s okay, it can’t be done anymore. You fucking mean to go to the moon, and I’ll make you one right away, isn’t it okay?

In order to minimize the danger of Pokerfing's inversion this time, I called both Fatty and Xiaohua, and asked them to call a few more capable guys to bring Pokerfing with them, and I personally arranged for the car and transportation. The equipment was almost delivered directly to the destination from Hangzhou.

During the meal, the fat man laughed at me as a send-off. Zhaojun didn’t have this posture when he was out of the fortress. I stuffed a big chicken leg into the mouth of the girl and let him play. How can he understand my parental heart, child No matter how capable he is outside, he still worries about his eating and drinking.

I was going to bring a mobile phone to Poker Ping and ask him to report me safe or something in one day, but the waistcoat said that there is no signal when the owner is in the ground, which dispelled my idea.After Boyouping left, I realized that it can’t be used underground, but it can be used on the ground. Wouldn’t the connection be lost?

I immediately prepared to go directly to that Dou with the excuse that I didn't prepare a mobile phone for my brother and didn't know when he would come back, but Xiao Hua stopped me, saying that my brother said before leaving that if he couldn't see I let me go, and when I came back, I broke his neck, so I was not allowed to go.

As soon as I heard it, I knew he was talking nonsense, it is impossible for Poker Ping to say such a thing, but Xiaohua made up this nonsense because she didn't want me to go, but I can't help it on other people's territory. I can go back to Hangzhou and wait.

This wait lasted for more than half a month. When Poker Ping finally came back, Brother Xiaoman's hair was almost bald by me. I was so happy to see Poker Ping, and he warmly welcomed Poker Ping with his tail wagging his hairless tail .

I hurriedly grabbed him and checked it, and found that he was not thin or injured, but the back of his hand was still wrapped in a bandage. I opened it and found that it was his own handwriting, and there was a shallow trace of bloodletting. No wonder he said he was not If others can't get in, it turns out that his blood is needed.

I finally breathed a sigh of relief, he left for half a month, I didn't fall asleep much in the past half month, my sleep quality was very poor, now he came back completely, I can finally close my eyes at night.

I asked Poker Bottle: "Brother, did you get your things back?"

Poker-Face nodded, took out a small wooden box from his trouser pocket and showed it to me, I quickly wiped my hands and took it, just kidding, Poker-Face specially went to get it back.

The small wooden box has been around for some years, but it is made of camphor wood, so it is still intact, and there is no trace of being bitten by insects. I saw that the box was quite exquisite, and it was also a cultural relic when placed alone. Immediately, I was a little emotional, thinking about this box Reed is such a precious thing.

As a result, I opened it with great hope, and found that the box was actually empty. The color inside was a bit strange, as if something was stuck on it, and it was gray. He didn't smell anything, so he asked him: "Brother, this is the box you went to get? What kind of box is this?"

Poker Bottle shook his head: "For the things inside."

"But it's empty, what's inside is missing?"

Poker bottle didn't speak, just took the box back from my hand, there seemed to be a trace of pain mixed in his eyes, I didn't see it for a moment, but I knew he didn't intend to continue this topic anymore.

I no longer have such a big obsession with the things he doesn't want to talk about, so I just said, little brother, you must not have eaten when you come back, so I will cook for you.

Sure enough, Pokerfing's fight attracted some people, all of them came to invite the dumb Zhang to go out again, and the prices were higher and higher. If they all agreed, they could buy a courtyard house in Beijing to play.

Apart from these people, the waistcoat seems to have worshiped Poker Fing as a god. I don't know what happened in Dou Li, but I can probably guess it. After all, people like Poker Finger are really easy to worship .

The waistcoat simply rented a house next to my small shop. He would come here every morning and stay until I closed the shop. He would grind Pokerfinger every day and want Ponyoupin to accept him as his disciple. Wangmeng would blow his hair when he came. The two have to argue with that, and I don't bother to care.

Later, the waistcoat came to grind me, wanting to know how to become Poker Fing's apprentice, so I patted him on the shoulder and told him eleven words.

Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend.