[Bottle Evil Doujin] Generation Gap
Chapter 16 Generation Gap Series Short Chapter 6 "Choice"
Chinese people always like to drink something when talking about things, so when they quarrel, they will give priority to splashing each other's face, otherwise it is easy to fight with empty hands.
I used to like to talk about things at the wine table. There is that kind of atmosphere. After the alcohol is over, no matter what I say, the other party will easily agree. It will not help when I wake up the next day and regret it. However, the premise of this method is that the drinking capacity is good enough. Either knock the opponent down, or be knocked down by the opponent.
Now that my status and age have risen, some disadvantages of the wine table have also emerged. Depending on the object, I began to change the negotiation venue from the wine table to the tea table. The antique environment is very pretentious. , It is the so-called tea ceremony that the cup is too small, and when the mouth is dry, even drinking ten or twenty cups will not quench your thirst.
"Little third master, you are called blind and I am here just to drink tea, right? You have already drank more than 30 cups when you call in, can your kidney take it?"
I gulped down the Longjing tea in my hand, motioned to the tea girl to have another cup, squinted at the black blind man sitting opposite me and said, "You don't care if I can bear it or not, I can afford it, and I'm happy to drink it!"
The blind man waved his hand, no matter how interested he was in drinking tea, he couldn't resist drinking it like this, he didn't want to drink anymore, he just said: "Well, I don't care, then don't bother drinking tea, you should talk about business, right? It was you who said you had good health to take care of me, so I flew here overnight, and you haven't reported the travel expenses to me yet."
I said, "Okay, let's get down to business. I have a job to do. You can do it for me. After I'm done, I'll help you pay the three-year rent for that broken glasses store. It will save you from going over the wall every day."
After the unilateral quarrel with Poker Fever that day, I didn’t go home in a fit of anger, and went back to the shop to live. Basically all the things we were using at home were removed, leaving only the lonely old cabinet and the broken bed frame. Sitting alone on the bed frame inevitably feels desolate. I wanted to smoke but didn’t buy any cigarettes. Then I remembered why I had to leave. I bought the house with my own money. I was so confused and even more angry that I would Only then did I come to my senses, the last sentence I scolded Poker Fing during the quarrel seemed to be scolding myself inside and out, I said why he didn't say anything at all, and I didn't scold him at all emotionally.
It’s not a day or two for me to suffer from the Zhang family, but I have never experienced good luck when I get the word Zhang. In the past, I hated the word door the most. Now the rules have changed. There must be no one with the surname Zhang outside of his stuffy oil bottle, not even his neighbors.
In the final analysis, this matter was all Zhang Haike's fault. If you don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman. If you agree to make rice rolls, you have to make rice rolls. It's just that all my guys who can fight in Hangzhou have been abolished by Zhang Ming. Can't think of someone who can take care of Zhang Haike.
It's not easy to find someone who can beat Zhang Haike. He must also be able to control his skills so that he doesn't turn around and beat Zhang Haike to death. Pokerfing can still use him.
I opened the WeChat list and checked my friends one by one to find someone I could use. I happened to see that Heixiazi’s circle of friends had been updated, and I thought it was a bit fresh. He hardly updated his circle of friends, except for the last time he clicked on my bald photo. Like, other times it's like dying.
I clicked in and took a look, and he sent a poor character, asking for a job, waiting for the meal, I thought it was right, I can find him, although his price on the road is similar to that of a boring oil bottle, it is a bit painful to ask him , but there is a reason why you are expensive. His skills are not very good against the younger brother, so Zhang Haike should be fine.
The most important thing is that he is not particular, he takes care of big and small jobs, and he doesn't know how to take Joe. Although most of the time he is very unreliable, he shouldn't go too far when beating someone. At most, he can't beat him. I was very angry when I was beaten.
That's why the two of us are sitting alone in the teahouse drinking tea now. I've already given up on such a price. I thought that if I offered such a superior condition, the black glasses would definitely agree. I didn't expect him to think Without thinking, he said, "Reject."
"why?"
"Little San Ye, you are so picky and whizzing. It must be a particularly dangerous job to offer such a superior price. The blind man doesn't want to make money and spend his life, so he refuses." The black glasses drew a cross on his chest, with a serious face, If I hadn't seen the smirk at the corner of his mouth, I would have thought he was really scared, dead blind man.
I gritted my teeth: "Four years!"
"ten years!"
"Five years! Just let you help me beat someone up, it can't be any higher!"
"Deal, let's talk about it earlier, young master, it's okay to give you a discount if we are so familiar. I hope the blind man can help you hit someone. You can talk about whether it is eye-gouging or hand-picking." The teacup blew, showing a little expression that was more profiteer than me.
I was so distressed that I couldn't breathe, and I felt relieved when I thought of the Zhang family's skills, so I couldn't help but said: "You are not short of money, why do you feel like you can't eat every day, and you don't take drugs so fast."
The blind man said: "Everyone has their own pursuits, don't look at me as a blind man, I am also a very pursuing person."
I scoffed at his statement, and sneered casually: "Do you still pursue? What are you pursuing? Donate a few Hope Primary Schools in the mountains if you have nothing to do? Dedicate yourself? Do you want to be one of the top ten people who moved China?"
The blind man didn't say a word, just sat there giggling, I saw him acquiescing and almost smashed the glass: "Damn it, can't you? Are you really going to donate to the elementary school? Are you insane?"
When I think of the black blind man standing on top of the top ten people who touched me, I almost spit out the water I just drank. I know that doing our business is too bad, and some people will do meritorious deeds for peace of mind, hoping to pay for it with meritorious deeds. However, there are not a few people who donate money to build bridges, but the black blind man doesn't seem to care about these people, it's too scary.
The black blind man asked me back: "Does the third master know why Hope Primary School is called Hope Primary School?"
I thought about it carefully, and chose the most reliable answer: "Because your name is Qi Hope?"
"..." The black blind man was wearing sunglasses and I couldn't see his eyes, but judging from the stiff smile at the corner of his mouth, he was probably thinking about his mother's mental retardation.
I coughed: "Hey, let's talk about business and business. I'll talk about your business later. I don't have any other requirements for beating people. I have to beat people for three hours. As long as people don't die, the rest is up to you. Make sure the parts are all there Just do it."
"It's so easy? No way, who provoked your little third master, and why did you call the blind man from thousands of miles away? The dumb Zhang doesn't charge money, but it works. Why don't you use it? Got into a fight?"
He has always guessed accurately on this kind of thing. I want to slap him when I see his gossip. He was deeply hurt, and if he knew the whole story, he would not laugh out of his tonsils.
I said: "Use your reasoning, it's not that the master doesn't pay you, why are there so many problems, don't you have rules in this business, you are not allowed to ask customers if they are private or not."
The black blind man said: "Look at what you said, blind man, I do decent work, even if it's not serious, it's still a job in the field, and thugs don't often do it. Well, don't ask about privacy, the third master will always tell me to beat What is the background of the person, what is his name, and where did he fight, otherwise I will not be able to carry out my work if I am blind."
I took out the sneaky photo of Zhang Haike from my pocket. It would be very troublesome for him to take off the human skin mask. If he didn’t take it off, he would just look at me. I passed the photo to the black blind man and said, touching his chin. : "I seem to have seen this face somewhere."
I thought it was not surprising, there are only so many Fat Dou, no one has met anyone in the past 80 or [-] years, I pointed to the photo and introduced him: "Zhang Haike, from the Zhang family, I will ask him out tomorrow, and you will decide the place. "
As soon as I said these words, the black blind man stood up, bowed his hands to me solemnly: "Bye, little third master."
I immediately caught him back: "Why are you going? Didn't you promise me!"
The black blind man said: "Little third master, you can't be so cruel, let me beat up Zhang's family, there are old and young, and you are not afraid of the dumb Zhang, but I have no one to cover the blind. You have to go to the West Lake to pick me up, it's not environmentally friendly, isn't it?"
I said bah, you are a bachelor and there are old and young, whether you are ashamed of your age or not, I don't care anyway, you agreed, you have to go or not, if you don't go, I will let you go for the rest of your life If you can't get a job, you can see if I can do it.
The blind man raised three fingers: "Then add another three years."
I pressed two of his fingers and said: "Whether you can live to that time is still up for debate, at most I will give you another year, if you don't do it, forget it."
"make a deal."
Asking Zhang Haike to come out alone needs an opportunity, that guy is a thief, I am asking him out now, he is definitely not willing to come out alone, I need to wait for a good reason, the black blind man has no place to live when he hears that he has to wait, so I have to take the black The blind man arranged to enter the hotel and asked him to wait first.
Just when I checked him in, I received a call from the fat man. The fat man asked me why I hadn't picked him up. Then I remembered that the fat man said that he would come to my house to see the new house. I was busy and forgot.
After picking up the fat man in the car, I said, "How about going to the building outside the building for a meal?"
The fat man said with disdain: "I still go to the building outside the building, and I only have those few dishes back and forth.
According to the taste of the fat man, we finally found a restaurant with sauced ribs. The two of us asked for a large private room for ten people. The table was full of sauced ribs. The fat man picked it up without gloves. Seeing that oily thing made me want to vomit, so I just ordered a pancake and ate it slowly.
The fat man asked me while gnawing on the sauced pork ribs: "Why are you alone, brother? Why don't you rest assured to leave him at home alone, it's not your style, naive."
Before I questioned him about the Chinese New Year, he brought it up first. I took out the lighter and cigarette from his pocket and lit one. At this point, only nicotine can soothe my anxiety. I can't take care of it.
Fat people don’t pay much attention to smoking, this kind of cheap tobacco is very exciting, I took a big puff, let them swim unscrupulously in my lungs, and then sprayed them out of my nose, like an angry smoking cow: "You still ask me, I haven't asked you yet, I let you watch my little brother during the Chinese New Year, why did you go?"
The fat man was obviously guilty, and pretended to cough: "Chinese New Year? Why did you remember to ask about Chinese New Year? I didn't go anywhere during Chinese New Year. I just stayed with my little brother. Why don't you believe me!"
"Come on! I know you're still acting like me. Fatty Wang will give you another chance, tell me the truth!" I have been friends with Fatty for so many years, and I know him too well, so I said with a straight face on purpose, Fatty can't stand others the most. Be serious with him.
The fat man really said: "You can't blame me for this. If you hadn't told that girl my address, wouldn't the fat man have a home and couldn't go back? Did the little brother tell you about this? It's too unkind, say yes Informant, why did you turn around and sell Fat Master!"
I asked him: "Did you spend a few days with my little brother during Chinese New Year?"
"In just a few days, just three days, as soon as the girl withdraws, I will go back!"
Three days is enough to go around China. Poker-Face played a good hand, let the fat man help him hide it and still sell the fat man's favor. He really deserves to be the actor Zhang. something is wrong.
We all have a kind of trust in Poker Bottle, and this kind of trust is born of fate. The moment we see Poker Bottle, it will come out of our hearts, replacing all caution and caution.
The fat man saw that my face was not right, and asked me: "What's wrong, your face is so long, is something wrong with my little brother?"
I lit another cigarette, and babbled about what had happened in the past two days to the fat man, emphatically describing what Poker-Face did and the irritating things he said to me, maybe it was my words. The speed was too fast, and the fat man couldn't digest it, so he waved his hands and said: "Wait a minute, speak slowly, the fat man didn't understand, you mean that the little brother still has contact with that Zhang Haike, but he didn't tell you? Oh, you are so naive. Be careful, don't catch fire in the backyard!"
"Stop talking nonsense! I'm not in the mood to joke with you!"
"Aren't I just to liven up the atmosphere? Let's do it, no joke, just serious." The fat man wiped the oil on his hands, and went to grab a cigarette regardless of whether it was wiped clean, and then said: "Then what do you think? What do you think little brother is going to do? Could it be that you didn't do it thoroughly, and the barks came back?"
I said: "Damn, can this matter be completely solved? You think highly of me too much. Regardless of whether it is completely complete or not. Anyway, I can be sure that this matter has nothing to do with the Wang family. I am watching over there. It is very calm, sure. It's an internal matter of the Zhang family."
The fat man said: "The fat man, to be fair, don't be angry, think about it, my brother's surname is Zhang, and he is the head of the Zhang family. Since he is the head of the family, if there is something in the family, the little brother can take care of it when he goes back to take care of it." Nothing."
I spat and said, "What Lao Shizi's patriarch, isn't he just a scapegoat doing dirty work!"
"Don't worry about what he does, even if he pours the chamber pot, he is also surnamed Zhang, naive, you don't understand, brother, the older generation is very particular about family, what guards and eunuchs do you see in the TV series, for the sake of the so-called The whole family of the word Zhongliang is in it, modern people don’t like that kind of thing anymore, but our little brother still receives the old-fashioned education, the old antique in his bones can’t be changed, you can tolerate it if you can.”
What he said just hit my pain point, he was tolerant and tolerant, and he said it lightly. The things about their Zhang family ranged from injuries to muscles and bones, and serious injuries to death.
Thinking of this, I felt desolate, and those military wives who married soldiers guarding the frontier suddenly appeared in my mind, and I felt inexplicably sympathetic to them. Marrying a man who will not come back for ten or eight years still cannot divorce, and I am ready at any time The husband is ready to sacrifice his life for the country, but he may not be able to recover the body. How miserable life is.
Seeing that my face was still ugly, the fat man rubbed his head, and said again: "Hey, let's make an analogy, my little brother is like the emperor, a certain day when the kingdom of heaven is broken and the enemy comes in, you will kill anyone who comes in with a big knife and a bold horse." He was hacked to death, and then told my little brother that we should run away, they will never find us, do you think my little brother will leave all the people in the world to run with you, or will he defend his country to the death?"
I understand the truth, but I'm just angry, but he kept it from me and threw me a piece of crap that if I don't come back in three months, he has a hundred chances to explain it to me, but he chose to hide it, and he didn't If you don't know me, I can kill myself with curiosity.
The more we get along with Poker Ping, the deep generation gap between me and him becomes clearer. Fatty is right, I am not of the same generation as him, and the world we see is different. There are some things I can’t understand him, and some things He can't understand me.
Occasionally, I would joke around and consider myself the guardian of Poker Ping, and take it for granted that his life on the ground is not as good as mine. However, as I got to know Poker Ping, I found that I was too naive to imagine his life before. There is no real empathy in this world, even if I read his past a hundred times, I can't really become him.
Sometimes it's not that Pokerfinger doesn't have scheming, it's just that his ability is too high. There is no need to play tricks first. If he has that spare time, he will beat the other party to the ground. This is the reason why I and he have very different attitudes towards things.
Small things can be as boring as I want, but he must have the final say on big things. For example, this time, he thinks he can handle it, so there is no need to tell me, so no matter how much I ask him, he just won’t tell me. , typical old school style.
The fat man patted my shoulder, rubbed the cigarette ash on my white shirt, and said with a sigh: "There is no one who is right and who is wrong in this matter. You have to understand my brother. I have no choice. He can be with you." You said that he will come back, which already shows his attitude. Big wind and big waves are coming, can this trivial matter separate the two of you? Don't talk about him, you call yourself to retire every day, you really don't have anything to do with it And something on the road? You have nothing dangerous to hide from him? You caught him first, what if he caught you first?"
"Isn't there anything I can do? I hide it from him because I don't want him to worry..."
"Isn't it still the same? Isn't my little brother afraid that you will worry? If this entanglement continues, there will be no limit. What is that famous saying? Oh, by the way, I close the door to resolve my own conflicts. Look, Mao The chairman's words are justified, and it is not a big problem if the conflict between the enemy and ourselves turns into an internal conflict."
What the fat man said at the beginning was reasonable, and what he said behind was pure nonsense, but after listening to his nonsense, the breath that was blocked in my heart was really relieved. I have never had principles at all when facing that stuffy oil bottle , It hasn't been 24 hours yet, and I secretly forgave him with a very worthless heart.
The anger in my heart disappeared, and my desire to beat up Zhang Haike also faded away. After all, Pokerfing cannot do without him. If the blind man sends them back, at most he will save some money for the air ticket and hotel.
Fatty jumped up, I went home and had a good chat with Poker-Face. He played the side drum for me and asked Poker-Face to make a written statement, promising to explain clearly to me and the people what I do next time, and never do sneaky things again. up.
I moved in a hurry, and I haven’t invited friends and relatives to visit. According to the old rules, when I move, I invite relatives and friends to dinner. Parents will come and stay for a few days.
This is the first time for Fatty to come to my new home. When he arrived, he praised me for my vision, saying that the house I bought is good, and I want to reserve a room for him. He will come to live if he has nothing to do. The three of us can hoe at night if we have nothing to do. If Xiaohua also comes in the future, the four of us can play mahjong.
I thought Poker Ping would wait for me at home. I was a little depressed. I didn't go home yesterday and he didn't look for me. Unexpectedly, I didn't see him in the room. The bed was still made the same as when I left that day. At first glance, no one came home at all yesterday.
I want to know where Boyouping has gone. There is one person who is the best candidate. I was very prescient when I left Zhang Ming’s phone number in advance. Zhang Ming is a fool with a quick mouth and no brains. I sent a few WeChat messages to him and he said he missed it. , Said that the patriarch flew to Hong Kong yesterday.
I was almost out of breath, and I didn't care about this stuffy oil bottle when I was emotionally troubled. I didn't delay where I should fly. When this killer comes back, if I still let him enter this door, Mr. Wu Zi Just write it upside down!
The fat man didn't know that Pokerfoil had already left, so he wandered around the bedroom foolishly, visiting the decoration, and pointed to the candy jar on the windowsill and said, "Hey, this thing is quite fresh, so it's better for you two to be nostalgic." How about having innocence?
I subconsciously looked in his direction, the noon sun was shining straight into the room, those candy jars refracted the colorful sunlight into the room, I almost went blind when I saw it suddenly.It’s okay not to look at it, but when I saw these candies, I became even more angry, my temples throbbed, my veins burst out uncontrollably, and I rushed over a few times and swept them all to the ground.
The fat man was startled by my sudden madness, he jumped back nimbly, shaking the shattered glass three times, looking at the mess on the ground, he clicked his tongue and said: "What are you doing in such a surprise, you are so scared to death!" Lord! Even if you don’t like it, don’t smash it! Why did you suddenly go crazy when you were alone? By the way, didn’t you look for my brother? Where did you go?”
"Dead!" I spat in disgust, stepped on a bright red candy and crushed it hard.
"Ah?!" The fat man yelled exaggeratedly, and patted his chest pretending to be scared.
I pushed the fat man away and picked up the incense burner on the bedside table, went to the small cabinet of Poker Bottle and broke the lock. As I said a long time ago, if he does this again, I will split open his broken box as a Chai Shao, Zhang Qiling, aren’t you quite capable? It’s cool to leave as soon as you say, let your things go with you, and don’t even leave a pair of pants for you!
There is only that small box left in the cupboard of Boyouping. I took the money to buy a house. The empty cupboard is like his empty life. There is nothing left when he comes and goes. The only thing left in his heart is The status is actually this broken box, what a fucking irony.
I looked at the censer in my hand, gestured at the box, and wanted to see if I could smash it into pieces. When the fat man saw that it was an antique, he immediately squeezed it away. I took it out and held it in my hand. Said: "If you get angry again, don't lose your temper. What's wrong with you, you should tell me, Fat Master is your caring little padded jacket, tell Fat Master, Fat Master will give you advice!"
I said: "A dick plot! Damn Zhang Qiling flew to Hong Kong! No matter how damn I tolerate him, he is a bitch! You give me that box!"
The fat man held up the box and said, "Brother offended you, but the box didn't offend you! Look at you, you are just irritable. Is there anything that you can't sit down and solve in a friendly manner? Losing your temper can't solve the problem!"
I said it’s okay if you don’t give it to me, you can take it as far away as possible, don’t let me see this shit again, then turn around and call Wang Meng to ask him to sell the factory I bought a few days ago , no matter how much money.
Zhang Qiling doesn't even think about what age he is. His childhood must have been 80 or [-] years ago. Today, with such a prosperous market, his childhood memories can't even be left behind with time. This kind of old candy from the Republic of China has long been Production has been discontinued, so how could it be possible to let him buy it for ten yuan a catty at a roadside stall.
People say that the IQ of people in love is zero. I think mine has directly dropped to a negative number. After hearing him say a few words about the only candy he remembers, I wonder if I can help him find rare memories. I found a candy factory that produced that kind of candy in the early years, because that kind of candy has been discontinued long ago and it is impossible to make a profit. The manufacturer is unwilling to do it again. , It took a lot of money to make the candy.
The person who set up the roadside stall was also the person I was looking for. He specially watched Zhang Qiling set up a stall to sell when he went out. Except for Zhang Qiling, almost no one bought it. It is impossible to make money. I am used to losing money. After buying this factory that cost thousands of dollars, I didn't have the money to buy a house, and I was very embarrassed.
Thinking about it carefully, it seems that so many bad things happened after I lived in this house. Maybe this house itself has a curse, which will cause the people who live in to encounter love Waterloo. The more I think about the smell when I bought the house Cheering and jumping for joy, I gritted my teeth even more, wanting to go to Hong Kong immediately and kill Zhang Qiling, the bastard.
I put my arms around Fatty's shoulders, snatched the last cigarette butt from his hand, took a bite and said bitterly: "Fatty, I invite you to watch the show tomorrow! Monkey King beats Bone Demon three times!"
I first set up a stage for singing, and I found a teahouse as a stage according to my personal preference. After so many years in Hangzhou, I still have some thin noodles. The boss is an old acquaintance of mine, and he promised me the whole backyard for one day.
The reason why I chose this teahouse is that there is a closed yard behind it, and there are special people performing Tai Chi every afternoon. The venue is large and clean, which is especially suitable for fighting.
I don’t know why Zhang Qiling flew to Hong Kong, but Zhang Haike still stayed in Hangzhou. Maybe he has other things to do, but now I have completely lost interest in their surname Zhang. It’s enough to make an appointment. When the protagonist is in place, Fatty and I are quite at ease as spectators.
Fatty and I have been brothers for so many years. Although we know each other very well, we have completely different ways of dealing with feelings. In Fatty's view, what Zhang Qiling did was really unethical, and it was not to the point of being unforgivable.
Although the fat man couldn't understand my anger, he helped scold Zhang Qiling when he saw me angry, and when I said I wanted to invite him to the theater, he also wanted to accompany me to relax. I knew exactly what I wanted to do, so I sang tea with Tieguanyin, and asked me: "Hey, what the hell are you going to do? Why is the blind man here? Where did this song come from?"
"Don't tell me, please look at Sun Wukong's three fights against the Bone Demon. Sun Wukong is already in place, and the only thing missing is the Bone Demon." I rubbed my nose and said in a low voice. I didn't smoke for a long time and my body was a little uncomfortable. The air is bad for a few days, and the nasal mucosa hurts like hell. Getting used to it is really a terrible thing.
The black blind man stood up and stretched his hands and feet. I watched him make a few moves that would make me unable to do so. While moving, he said to me: "Little Sanye, it's okay to hit me, but the blind man has to do it first." Make it clear, even if I can't beat the money, I will charge half of it."
I waved my hand: "I know, I know, if you get beaten up by him, I'll cover all the medical expenses, I won't default on wages for migrant workers! Look at how stingy you are!"
The black blind man said: "I don't want you to say that, blind man, I risk my life to do this job, it's fine if Boss Wu doesn't catch the lama, and let me do such a dangerous job, why don't the blind man care about the compassionate money?" ?”
I pretended to look at my watch and said, "If I remember correctly, you told yourself that you were going to die more than ten years ago, but it turned out that you haven't died after 16 years. You go."
The two of us were tugging at each other. The waiter ushered Zhang Haike into the room. The black blind man swallowed it when he saw the person who was about to speak, and leaned on the table to eat some snacks.
The reason I asked Zhang Haike was very simple and rude, that is, I wanted him to come out and we had a private talk about Zhang Qiling. Zhang Haike saw that there were two more people, and he was probably muttering in his heart. He knew the fat man, so he kept looking at the black blind man. I said that Zhang Haike looked familiar, and I wondered if they had really met.
The fat man had never seen Zhang Haike take off his human skin mask, so he pointed to him and asked, "Who is this monkey? Is this the bone spirit you are talking about naively?"
I said, "You don't recognize him when you take off your vest? Isn't that Zhang Haike!"
The fat man was swayed by Zhang Haike, and he always thought that Zhang Haike really looked exactly like me. When he heard that he was Zhang Haike, he stared at Zhang Haike for a long time like visiting some rare animals. Zhang Haike didn't know if he was quite confident in his appearance or Too thick-skinned, facing the fat man's expression like looking at a pig's trotter, he can hardly change his face.
The fat man had seen enough and understood what I was going to do, put his arms around my shoulders and whispered: "Why, you took this guy for surgery when my brother wasn't here? But we haven't seen him do anything, and we heard him brag about how he was when he was a child. Fighting with my little brother, can a blind man beat him?"
I grabbed a handful of melon seeds, winked at the black blind man, and let me pass my shit if I don’t do it. I just feel upset and want to see people get beaten. Both sides are hurt.
The black blind man is very experienced in the aspect of surprise. When he saw me winking, he directly attacked Zhang Haike, regardless of whether it would hurt me and the fat man, two innocent spectators who were eating tea.
After all, Zhang Haike had received professional training, and he was calm when the black blind man made an attack suddenly, and he took the black blind man's move abruptly. I think he was so agile that he didn't pay the rent for six years, and maybe it only took three years in the end.
Fortunately, Hei Xiazi is not completely invincible. Hei Xiazi's chance of winning is that he has no fixed moves, he does whatever he wants and has no rules at all. As the saying goes, there are no tricks to win, and Zhang Haike may not be able to stand his rogue style of play. .
Zhang Haike may have thought that my meal was a Hongmen banquet, but he didn’t expect that the Hongmen banquet on my side would show his true colors as soon as he sat down and didn’t speak. , related to the patriarch.
The black blind man didn't care what he said, he took out the short knife from his back and greeted Zhang Haike. The master's moves paid attention to seizing the first opportunity. Zhang Haike didn't expect that I was really looking for someone to kill him. Not exciting.
It stands to reason that Zhang Haike is not a good person at all, but I can see that he is very unwilling to make a move, and has been only defending against the attack of the black man. As for Zhang Qiling's confession before taking him away or his own intentions, I don't know.
The blind man forced Zhang Haike out of the house, and the two of them fought all the way to the center of the courtyard. A large Tai Chi picture was drawn in the center of the courtyard, which was specially designed for performing Tai Chi. Our side has the best view, and the fat man didn’t think it was messy enough. Crackling applause and booing.
I looked at the nimble skills of the two people, and couldn't help but feel a little emotional. My quick masters just can't keep up with others who practiced for a while. They can basically control every part of the body freely, and every muscle can explode when they want to use it. Strength, this freedom once made me very envious.
"Wu Xie! Have you had enough trouble! Tell him to stop! I won't be polite if you do this again!" Zhang Haike rolled his eyes anxiously, and shouted at me: "You will regret it! If you don't listen to me today, you will regret it I tell you!"
I knocked on the melon seeds and said to the black blind man: "You are not working hard enough, blind man. How can he still talk after such a long time? If the work is not good, I won't pay you. I will tell you!"
Zhang Haike was so pissed off by my foolish attitude that he was carelessly punched in the stomach by a black blind man, and suddenly bent down and took seven or eight steps back. Reminder, Zhang Haike grabbed one side of the wall in the backyard suddenly, ran over the wall after a couple of slaps, and you will regret it if you yelled at me before leaving.
Hei Blind asked me if I wanted to chase, he could catch up, Zhang Haike gave me a look before he left, the look in his eyes was hard to describe, it was a bit like looking at his own unsatisfactory dog, I felt a sudden chill in my heart , with a very bad premonition, his right eye twitched.
This is a harbinger of great misfortune. Every time I feel this way, something big will happen. Zhang Haike said that I will regret it. Why should I regret it?What the hell does he know, and what is he trying to tell me?
I was in no mood to continue this farce anymore, I waved my hand at the blind man, the blind man shrugged his shoulders, and inserted the short knife back into his back, he also got a little bit of color, it’s not serious, just lick it by yourself Before leaving, he gave me a bank card and asked me to deposit the reward into his card.
With the ominous omen, the bad luck that I hadn’t seen for a long time also came back. The tire blew out halfway through the car. I called Wang Meng but he turned off the phone. I had no choice but to take a taxi. I found out that the whole road was a no-stop zone. It was nothing, the fat man and I walked half a mile against the wind and suddenly it started to rain heavily, and the dark clouds covered the entire sky in an instant, which was very terrifying.
The only lucky thing was that there was a bus stop next to it, but when we got on the bus, we found out that neither of us had any change. The fat man stuffed a one-hundred-dollar ticket in a fit of rage, saying that he would pay for the tickets for the remaining fifty people.
I wiped my face and said, "Will it count? We are not human? You can only pack 48 at most!"
The fat man pushed me to make me point in, and said nonchalantly: "Isn't it only two numbers, you can do the math, right? The fat man can add and subtract single digits, but nothing else! Damn it!" Why do you have to take a PhD in mathematics in this place?"
Because of the rain, the car was full of people, and the fat man and I were squeezed so hard that we couldn’t move. When we finally got off the bus at the stop, the fat man was almost squeezed out. I saw that the shoes were full of footprints, and I didn’t know what to do. After stepping on many feet, a lot of unknown liquid was stained on the sleeves, which was very unpleasant, so I had to enter the house and ran to the bathroom in a hurry, trying to wash off the moldy smell all over my body.
It takes a while for the water heater to boil the water. I jumped when I turned on the cold water sprayed from the shower head. Although the weather is getting warmer, it is still a bit chilly in early spring. I still remember when I was 20 years old, I went back to the dormitory after my physical education class in winter. , you can pour a bucket of cold water directly on your head.
People have to recognize it when they are old. I sneezed a few times in a row, and silently raised the water temperature a few more degrees.
I have to admire Poker Ping, his physical fitness has not improved at all over the years.
I used to like to talk about things at the wine table. There is that kind of atmosphere. After the alcohol is over, no matter what I say, the other party will easily agree. It will not help when I wake up the next day and regret it. However, the premise of this method is that the drinking capacity is good enough. Either knock the opponent down, or be knocked down by the opponent.
Now that my status and age have risen, some disadvantages of the wine table have also emerged. Depending on the object, I began to change the negotiation venue from the wine table to the tea table. The antique environment is very pretentious. , It is the so-called tea ceremony that the cup is too small, and when the mouth is dry, even drinking ten or twenty cups will not quench your thirst.
"Little third master, you are called blind and I am here just to drink tea, right? You have already drank more than 30 cups when you call in, can your kidney take it?"
I gulped down the Longjing tea in my hand, motioned to the tea girl to have another cup, squinted at the black blind man sitting opposite me and said, "You don't care if I can bear it or not, I can afford it, and I'm happy to drink it!"
The blind man waved his hand, no matter how interested he was in drinking tea, he couldn't resist drinking it like this, he didn't want to drink anymore, he just said: "Well, I don't care, then don't bother drinking tea, you should talk about business, right? It was you who said you had good health to take care of me, so I flew here overnight, and you haven't reported the travel expenses to me yet."
I said, "Okay, let's get down to business. I have a job to do. You can do it for me. After I'm done, I'll help you pay the three-year rent for that broken glasses store. It will save you from going over the wall every day."
After the unilateral quarrel with Poker Fever that day, I didn’t go home in a fit of anger, and went back to the shop to live. Basically all the things we were using at home were removed, leaving only the lonely old cabinet and the broken bed frame. Sitting alone on the bed frame inevitably feels desolate. I wanted to smoke but didn’t buy any cigarettes. Then I remembered why I had to leave. I bought the house with my own money. I was so confused and even more angry that I would Only then did I come to my senses, the last sentence I scolded Poker Fing during the quarrel seemed to be scolding myself inside and out, I said why he didn't say anything at all, and I didn't scold him at all emotionally.
It’s not a day or two for me to suffer from the Zhang family, but I have never experienced good luck when I get the word Zhang. In the past, I hated the word door the most. Now the rules have changed. There must be no one with the surname Zhang outside of his stuffy oil bottle, not even his neighbors.
In the final analysis, this matter was all Zhang Haike's fault. If you don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman. If you agree to make rice rolls, you have to make rice rolls. It's just that all my guys who can fight in Hangzhou have been abolished by Zhang Ming. Can't think of someone who can take care of Zhang Haike.
It's not easy to find someone who can beat Zhang Haike. He must also be able to control his skills so that he doesn't turn around and beat Zhang Haike to death. Pokerfing can still use him.
I opened the WeChat list and checked my friends one by one to find someone I could use. I happened to see that Heixiazi’s circle of friends had been updated, and I thought it was a bit fresh. He hardly updated his circle of friends, except for the last time he clicked on my bald photo. Like, other times it's like dying.
I clicked in and took a look, and he sent a poor character, asking for a job, waiting for the meal, I thought it was right, I can find him, although his price on the road is similar to that of a boring oil bottle, it is a bit painful to ask him , but there is a reason why you are expensive. His skills are not very good against the younger brother, so Zhang Haike should be fine.
The most important thing is that he is not particular, he takes care of big and small jobs, and he doesn't know how to take Joe. Although most of the time he is very unreliable, he shouldn't go too far when beating someone. At most, he can't beat him. I was very angry when I was beaten.
That's why the two of us are sitting alone in the teahouse drinking tea now. I've already given up on such a price. I thought that if I offered such a superior condition, the black glasses would definitely agree. I didn't expect him to think Without thinking, he said, "Reject."
"why?"
"Little San Ye, you are so picky and whizzing. It must be a particularly dangerous job to offer such a superior price. The blind man doesn't want to make money and spend his life, so he refuses." The black glasses drew a cross on his chest, with a serious face, If I hadn't seen the smirk at the corner of his mouth, I would have thought he was really scared, dead blind man.
I gritted my teeth: "Four years!"
"ten years!"
"Five years! Just let you help me beat someone up, it can't be any higher!"
"Deal, let's talk about it earlier, young master, it's okay to give you a discount if we are so familiar. I hope the blind man can help you hit someone. You can talk about whether it is eye-gouging or hand-picking." The teacup blew, showing a little expression that was more profiteer than me.
I was so distressed that I couldn't breathe, and I felt relieved when I thought of the Zhang family's skills, so I couldn't help but said: "You are not short of money, why do you feel like you can't eat every day, and you don't take drugs so fast."
The blind man said: "Everyone has their own pursuits, don't look at me as a blind man, I am also a very pursuing person."
I scoffed at his statement, and sneered casually: "Do you still pursue? What are you pursuing? Donate a few Hope Primary Schools in the mountains if you have nothing to do? Dedicate yourself? Do you want to be one of the top ten people who moved China?"
The blind man didn't say a word, just sat there giggling, I saw him acquiescing and almost smashed the glass: "Damn it, can't you? Are you really going to donate to the elementary school? Are you insane?"
When I think of the black blind man standing on top of the top ten people who touched me, I almost spit out the water I just drank. I know that doing our business is too bad, and some people will do meritorious deeds for peace of mind, hoping to pay for it with meritorious deeds. However, there are not a few people who donate money to build bridges, but the black blind man doesn't seem to care about these people, it's too scary.
The black blind man asked me back: "Does the third master know why Hope Primary School is called Hope Primary School?"
I thought about it carefully, and chose the most reliable answer: "Because your name is Qi Hope?"
"..." The black blind man was wearing sunglasses and I couldn't see his eyes, but judging from the stiff smile at the corner of his mouth, he was probably thinking about his mother's mental retardation.
I coughed: "Hey, let's talk about business and business. I'll talk about your business later. I don't have any other requirements for beating people. I have to beat people for three hours. As long as people don't die, the rest is up to you. Make sure the parts are all there Just do it."
"It's so easy? No way, who provoked your little third master, and why did you call the blind man from thousands of miles away? The dumb Zhang doesn't charge money, but it works. Why don't you use it? Got into a fight?"
He has always guessed accurately on this kind of thing. I want to slap him when I see his gossip. He was deeply hurt, and if he knew the whole story, he would not laugh out of his tonsils.
I said: "Use your reasoning, it's not that the master doesn't pay you, why are there so many problems, don't you have rules in this business, you are not allowed to ask customers if they are private or not."
The black blind man said: "Look at what you said, blind man, I do decent work, even if it's not serious, it's still a job in the field, and thugs don't often do it. Well, don't ask about privacy, the third master will always tell me to beat What is the background of the person, what is his name, and where did he fight, otherwise I will not be able to carry out my work if I am blind."
I took out the sneaky photo of Zhang Haike from my pocket. It would be very troublesome for him to take off the human skin mask. If he didn’t take it off, he would just look at me. I passed the photo to the black blind man and said, touching his chin. : "I seem to have seen this face somewhere."
I thought it was not surprising, there are only so many Fat Dou, no one has met anyone in the past 80 or [-] years, I pointed to the photo and introduced him: "Zhang Haike, from the Zhang family, I will ask him out tomorrow, and you will decide the place. "
As soon as I said these words, the black blind man stood up, bowed his hands to me solemnly: "Bye, little third master."
I immediately caught him back: "Why are you going? Didn't you promise me!"
The black blind man said: "Little third master, you can't be so cruel, let me beat up Zhang's family, there are old and young, and you are not afraid of the dumb Zhang, but I have no one to cover the blind. You have to go to the West Lake to pick me up, it's not environmentally friendly, isn't it?"
I said bah, you are a bachelor and there are old and young, whether you are ashamed of your age or not, I don't care anyway, you agreed, you have to go or not, if you don't go, I will let you go for the rest of your life If you can't get a job, you can see if I can do it.
The blind man raised three fingers: "Then add another three years."
I pressed two of his fingers and said: "Whether you can live to that time is still up for debate, at most I will give you another year, if you don't do it, forget it."
"make a deal."
Asking Zhang Haike to come out alone needs an opportunity, that guy is a thief, I am asking him out now, he is definitely not willing to come out alone, I need to wait for a good reason, the black blind man has no place to live when he hears that he has to wait, so I have to take the black The blind man arranged to enter the hotel and asked him to wait first.
Just when I checked him in, I received a call from the fat man. The fat man asked me why I hadn't picked him up. Then I remembered that the fat man said that he would come to my house to see the new house. I was busy and forgot.
After picking up the fat man in the car, I said, "How about going to the building outside the building for a meal?"
The fat man said with disdain: "I still go to the building outside the building, and I only have those few dishes back and forth.
According to the taste of the fat man, we finally found a restaurant with sauced ribs. The two of us asked for a large private room for ten people. The table was full of sauced ribs. The fat man picked it up without gloves. Seeing that oily thing made me want to vomit, so I just ordered a pancake and ate it slowly.
The fat man asked me while gnawing on the sauced pork ribs: "Why are you alone, brother? Why don't you rest assured to leave him at home alone, it's not your style, naive."
Before I questioned him about the Chinese New Year, he brought it up first. I took out the lighter and cigarette from his pocket and lit one. At this point, only nicotine can soothe my anxiety. I can't take care of it.
Fat people don’t pay much attention to smoking, this kind of cheap tobacco is very exciting, I took a big puff, let them swim unscrupulously in my lungs, and then sprayed them out of my nose, like an angry smoking cow: "You still ask me, I haven't asked you yet, I let you watch my little brother during the Chinese New Year, why did you go?"
The fat man was obviously guilty, and pretended to cough: "Chinese New Year? Why did you remember to ask about Chinese New Year? I didn't go anywhere during Chinese New Year. I just stayed with my little brother. Why don't you believe me!"
"Come on! I know you're still acting like me. Fatty Wang will give you another chance, tell me the truth!" I have been friends with Fatty for so many years, and I know him too well, so I said with a straight face on purpose, Fatty can't stand others the most. Be serious with him.
The fat man really said: "You can't blame me for this. If you hadn't told that girl my address, wouldn't the fat man have a home and couldn't go back? Did the little brother tell you about this? It's too unkind, say yes Informant, why did you turn around and sell Fat Master!"
I asked him: "Did you spend a few days with my little brother during Chinese New Year?"
"In just a few days, just three days, as soon as the girl withdraws, I will go back!"
Three days is enough to go around China. Poker-Face played a good hand, let the fat man help him hide it and still sell the fat man's favor. He really deserves to be the actor Zhang. something is wrong.
We all have a kind of trust in Poker Bottle, and this kind of trust is born of fate. The moment we see Poker Bottle, it will come out of our hearts, replacing all caution and caution.
The fat man saw that my face was not right, and asked me: "What's wrong, your face is so long, is something wrong with my little brother?"
I lit another cigarette, and babbled about what had happened in the past two days to the fat man, emphatically describing what Poker-Face did and the irritating things he said to me, maybe it was my words. The speed was too fast, and the fat man couldn't digest it, so he waved his hands and said: "Wait a minute, speak slowly, the fat man didn't understand, you mean that the little brother still has contact with that Zhang Haike, but he didn't tell you? Oh, you are so naive. Be careful, don't catch fire in the backyard!"
"Stop talking nonsense! I'm not in the mood to joke with you!"
"Aren't I just to liven up the atmosphere? Let's do it, no joke, just serious." The fat man wiped the oil on his hands, and went to grab a cigarette regardless of whether it was wiped clean, and then said: "Then what do you think? What do you think little brother is going to do? Could it be that you didn't do it thoroughly, and the barks came back?"
I said: "Damn, can this matter be completely solved? You think highly of me too much. Regardless of whether it is completely complete or not. Anyway, I can be sure that this matter has nothing to do with the Wang family. I am watching over there. It is very calm, sure. It's an internal matter of the Zhang family."
The fat man said: "The fat man, to be fair, don't be angry, think about it, my brother's surname is Zhang, and he is the head of the Zhang family. Since he is the head of the family, if there is something in the family, the little brother can take care of it when he goes back to take care of it." Nothing."
I spat and said, "What Lao Shizi's patriarch, isn't he just a scapegoat doing dirty work!"
"Don't worry about what he does, even if he pours the chamber pot, he is also surnamed Zhang, naive, you don't understand, brother, the older generation is very particular about family, what guards and eunuchs do you see in the TV series, for the sake of the so-called The whole family of the word Zhongliang is in it, modern people don’t like that kind of thing anymore, but our little brother still receives the old-fashioned education, the old antique in his bones can’t be changed, you can tolerate it if you can.”
What he said just hit my pain point, he was tolerant and tolerant, and he said it lightly. The things about their Zhang family ranged from injuries to muscles and bones, and serious injuries to death.
Thinking of this, I felt desolate, and those military wives who married soldiers guarding the frontier suddenly appeared in my mind, and I felt inexplicably sympathetic to them. Marrying a man who will not come back for ten or eight years still cannot divorce, and I am ready at any time The husband is ready to sacrifice his life for the country, but he may not be able to recover the body. How miserable life is.
Seeing that my face was still ugly, the fat man rubbed his head, and said again: "Hey, let's make an analogy, my little brother is like the emperor, a certain day when the kingdom of heaven is broken and the enemy comes in, you will kill anyone who comes in with a big knife and a bold horse." He was hacked to death, and then told my little brother that we should run away, they will never find us, do you think my little brother will leave all the people in the world to run with you, or will he defend his country to the death?"
I understand the truth, but I'm just angry, but he kept it from me and threw me a piece of crap that if I don't come back in three months, he has a hundred chances to explain it to me, but he chose to hide it, and he didn't If you don't know me, I can kill myself with curiosity.
The more we get along with Poker Ping, the deep generation gap between me and him becomes clearer. Fatty is right, I am not of the same generation as him, and the world we see is different. There are some things I can’t understand him, and some things He can't understand me.
Occasionally, I would joke around and consider myself the guardian of Poker Ping, and take it for granted that his life on the ground is not as good as mine. However, as I got to know Poker Ping, I found that I was too naive to imagine his life before. There is no real empathy in this world, even if I read his past a hundred times, I can't really become him.
Sometimes it's not that Pokerfinger doesn't have scheming, it's just that his ability is too high. There is no need to play tricks first. If he has that spare time, he will beat the other party to the ground. This is the reason why I and he have very different attitudes towards things.
Small things can be as boring as I want, but he must have the final say on big things. For example, this time, he thinks he can handle it, so there is no need to tell me, so no matter how much I ask him, he just won’t tell me. , typical old school style.
The fat man patted my shoulder, rubbed the cigarette ash on my white shirt, and said with a sigh: "There is no one who is right and who is wrong in this matter. You have to understand my brother. I have no choice. He can be with you." You said that he will come back, which already shows his attitude. Big wind and big waves are coming, can this trivial matter separate the two of you? Don't talk about him, you call yourself to retire every day, you really don't have anything to do with it And something on the road? You have nothing dangerous to hide from him? You caught him first, what if he caught you first?"
"Isn't there anything I can do? I hide it from him because I don't want him to worry..."
"Isn't it still the same? Isn't my little brother afraid that you will worry? If this entanglement continues, there will be no limit. What is that famous saying? Oh, by the way, I close the door to resolve my own conflicts. Look, Mao The chairman's words are justified, and it is not a big problem if the conflict between the enemy and ourselves turns into an internal conflict."
What the fat man said at the beginning was reasonable, and what he said behind was pure nonsense, but after listening to his nonsense, the breath that was blocked in my heart was really relieved. I have never had principles at all when facing that stuffy oil bottle , It hasn't been 24 hours yet, and I secretly forgave him with a very worthless heart.
The anger in my heart disappeared, and my desire to beat up Zhang Haike also faded away. After all, Pokerfing cannot do without him. If the blind man sends them back, at most he will save some money for the air ticket and hotel.
Fatty jumped up, I went home and had a good chat with Poker-Face. He played the side drum for me and asked Poker-Face to make a written statement, promising to explain clearly to me and the people what I do next time, and never do sneaky things again. up.
I moved in a hurry, and I haven’t invited friends and relatives to visit. According to the old rules, when I move, I invite relatives and friends to dinner. Parents will come and stay for a few days.
This is the first time for Fatty to come to my new home. When he arrived, he praised me for my vision, saying that the house I bought is good, and I want to reserve a room for him. He will come to live if he has nothing to do. The three of us can hoe at night if we have nothing to do. If Xiaohua also comes in the future, the four of us can play mahjong.
I thought Poker Ping would wait for me at home. I was a little depressed. I didn't go home yesterday and he didn't look for me. Unexpectedly, I didn't see him in the room. The bed was still made the same as when I left that day. At first glance, no one came home at all yesterday.
I want to know where Boyouping has gone. There is one person who is the best candidate. I was very prescient when I left Zhang Ming’s phone number in advance. Zhang Ming is a fool with a quick mouth and no brains. I sent a few WeChat messages to him and he said he missed it. , Said that the patriarch flew to Hong Kong yesterday.
I was almost out of breath, and I didn't care about this stuffy oil bottle when I was emotionally troubled. I didn't delay where I should fly. When this killer comes back, if I still let him enter this door, Mr. Wu Zi Just write it upside down!
The fat man didn't know that Pokerfoil had already left, so he wandered around the bedroom foolishly, visiting the decoration, and pointed to the candy jar on the windowsill and said, "Hey, this thing is quite fresh, so it's better for you two to be nostalgic." How about having innocence?
I subconsciously looked in his direction, the noon sun was shining straight into the room, those candy jars refracted the colorful sunlight into the room, I almost went blind when I saw it suddenly.It’s okay not to look at it, but when I saw these candies, I became even more angry, my temples throbbed, my veins burst out uncontrollably, and I rushed over a few times and swept them all to the ground.
The fat man was startled by my sudden madness, he jumped back nimbly, shaking the shattered glass three times, looking at the mess on the ground, he clicked his tongue and said: "What are you doing in such a surprise, you are so scared to death!" Lord! Even if you don’t like it, don’t smash it! Why did you suddenly go crazy when you were alone? By the way, didn’t you look for my brother? Where did you go?”
"Dead!" I spat in disgust, stepped on a bright red candy and crushed it hard.
"Ah?!" The fat man yelled exaggeratedly, and patted his chest pretending to be scared.
I pushed the fat man away and picked up the incense burner on the bedside table, went to the small cabinet of Poker Bottle and broke the lock. As I said a long time ago, if he does this again, I will split open his broken box as a Chai Shao, Zhang Qiling, aren’t you quite capable? It’s cool to leave as soon as you say, let your things go with you, and don’t even leave a pair of pants for you!
There is only that small box left in the cupboard of Boyouping. I took the money to buy a house. The empty cupboard is like his empty life. There is nothing left when he comes and goes. The only thing left in his heart is The status is actually this broken box, what a fucking irony.
I looked at the censer in my hand, gestured at the box, and wanted to see if I could smash it into pieces. When the fat man saw that it was an antique, he immediately squeezed it away. I took it out and held it in my hand. Said: "If you get angry again, don't lose your temper. What's wrong with you, you should tell me, Fat Master is your caring little padded jacket, tell Fat Master, Fat Master will give you advice!"
I said: "A dick plot! Damn Zhang Qiling flew to Hong Kong! No matter how damn I tolerate him, he is a bitch! You give me that box!"
The fat man held up the box and said, "Brother offended you, but the box didn't offend you! Look at you, you are just irritable. Is there anything that you can't sit down and solve in a friendly manner? Losing your temper can't solve the problem!"
I said it’s okay if you don’t give it to me, you can take it as far away as possible, don’t let me see this shit again, then turn around and call Wang Meng to ask him to sell the factory I bought a few days ago , no matter how much money.
Zhang Qiling doesn't even think about what age he is. His childhood must have been 80 or [-] years ago. Today, with such a prosperous market, his childhood memories can't even be left behind with time. This kind of old candy from the Republic of China has long been Production has been discontinued, so how could it be possible to let him buy it for ten yuan a catty at a roadside stall.
People say that the IQ of people in love is zero. I think mine has directly dropped to a negative number. After hearing him say a few words about the only candy he remembers, I wonder if I can help him find rare memories. I found a candy factory that produced that kind of candy in the early years, because that kind of candy has been discontinued long ago and it is impossible to make a profit. The manufacturer is unwilling to do it again. , It took a lot of money to make the candy.
The person who set up the roadside stall was also the person I was looking for. He specially watched Zhang Qiling set up a stall to sell when he went out. Except for Zhang Qiling, almost no one bought it. It is impossible to make money. I am used to losing money. After buying this factory that cost thousands of dollars, I didn't have the money to buy a house, and I was very embarrassed.
Thinking about it carefully, it seems that so many bad things happened after I lived in this house. Maybe this house itself has a curse, which will cause the people who live in to encounter love Waterloo. The more I think about the smell when I bought the house Cheering and jumping for joy, I gritted my teeth even more, wanting to go to Hong Kong immediately and kill Zhang Qiling, the bastard.
I put my arms around Fatty's shoulders, snatched the last cigarette butt from his hand, took a bite and said bitterly: "Fatty, I invite you to watch the show tomorrow! Monkey King beats Bone Demon three times!"
I first set up a stage for singing, and I found a teahouse as a stage according to my personal preference. After so many years in Hangzhou, I still have some thin noodles. The boss is an old acquaintance of mine, and he promised me the whole backyard for one day.
The reason why I chose this teahouse is that there is a closed yard behind it, and there are special people performing Tai Chi every afternoon. The venue is large and clean, which is especially suitable for fighting.
I don’t know why Zhang Qiling flew to Hong Kong, but Zhang Haike still stayed in Hangzhou. Maybe he has other things to do, but now I have completely lost interest in their surname Zhang. It’s enough to make an appointment. When the protagonist is in place, Fatty and I are quite at ease as spectators.
Fatty and I have been brothers for so many years. Although we know each other very well, we have completely different ways of dealing with feelings. In Fatty's view, what Zhang Qiling did was really unethical, and it was not to the point of being unforgivable.
Although the fat man couldn't understand my anger, he helped scold Zhang Qiling when he saw me angry, and when I said I wanted to invite him to the theater, he also wanted to accompany me to relax. I knew exactly what I wanted to do, so I sang tea with Tieguanyin, and asked me: "Hey, what the hell are you going to do? Why is the blind man here? Where did this song come from?"
"Don't tell me, please look at Sun Wukong's three fights against the Bone Demon. Sun Wukong is already in place, and the only thing missing is the Bone Demon." I rubbed my nose and said in a low voice. I didn't smoke for a long time and my body was a little uncomfortable. The air is bad for a few days, and the nasal mucosa hurts like hell. Getting used to it is really a terrible thing.
The black blind man stood up and stretched his hands and feet. I watched him make a few moves that would make me unable to do so. While moving, he said to me: "Little Sanye, it's okay to hit me, but the blind man has to do it first." Make it clear, even if I can't beat the money, I will charge half of it."
I waved my hand: "I know, I know, if you get beaten up by him, I'll cover all the medical expenses, I won't default on wages for migrant workers! Look at how stingy you are!"
The black blind man said: "I don't want you to say that, blind man, I risk my life to do this job, it's fine if Boss Wu doesn't catch the lama, and let me do such a dangerous job, why don't the blind man care about the compassionate money?" ?”
I pretended to look at my watch and said, "If I remember correctly, you told yourself that you were going to die more than ten years ago, but it turned out that you haven't died after 16 years. You go."
The two of us were tugging at each other. The waiter ushered Zhang Haike into the room. The black blind man swallowed it when he saw the person who was about to speak, and leaned on the table to eat some snacks.
The reason I asked Zhang Haike was very simple and rude, that is, I wanted him to come out and we had a private talk about Zhang Qiling. Zhang Haike saw that there were two more people, and he was probably muttering in his heart. He knew the fat man, so he kept looking at the black blind man. I said that Zhang Haike looked familiar, and I wondered if they had really met.
The fat man had never seen Zhang Haike take off his human skin mask, so he pointed to him and asked, "Who is this monkey? Is this the bone spirit you are talking about naively?"
I said, "You don't recognize him when you take off your vest? Isn't that Zhang Haike!"
The fat man was swayed by Zhang Haike, and he always thought that Zhang Haike really looked exactly like me. When he heard that he was Zhang Haike, he stared at Zhang Haike for a long time like visiting some rare animals. Zhang Haike didn't know if he was quite confident in his appearance or Too thick-skinned, facing the fat man's expression like looking at a pig's trotter, he can hardly change his face.
The fat man had seen enough and understood what I was going to do, put his arms around my shoulders and whispered: "Why, you took this guy for surgery when my brother wasn't here? But we haven't seen him do anything, and we heard him brag about how he was when he was a child. Fighting with my little brother, can a blind man beat him?"
I grabbed a handful of melon seeds, winked at the black blind man, and let me pass my shit if I don’t do it. I just feel upset and want to see people get beaten. Both sides are hurt.
The black blind man is very experienced in the aspect of surprise. When he saw me winking, he directly attacked Zhang Haike, regardless of whether it would hurt me and the fat man, two innocent spectators who were eating tea.
After all, Zhang Haike had received professional training, and he was calm when the black blind man made an attack suddenly, and he took the black blind man's move abruptly. I think he was so agile that he didn't pay the rent for six years, and maybe it only took three years in the end.
Fortunately, Hei Xiazi is not completely invincible. Hei Xiazi's chance of winning is that he has no fixed moves, he does whatever he wants and has no rules at all. As the saying goes, there are no tricks to win, and Zhang Haike may not be able to stand his rogue style of play. .
Zhang Haike may have thought that my meal was a Hongmen banquet, but he didn’t expect that the Hongmen banquet on my side would show his true colors as soon as he sat down and didn’t speak. , related to the patriarch.
The black blind man didn't care what he said, he took out the short knife from his back and greeted Zhang Haike. The master's moves paid attention to seizing the first opportunity. Zhang Haike didn't expect that I was really looking for someone to kill him. Not exciting.
It stands to reason that Zhang Haike is not a good person at all, but I can see that he is very unwilling to make a move, and has been only defending against the attack of the black man. As for Zhang Qiling's confession before taking him away or his own intentions, I don't know.
The blind man forced Zhang Haike out of the house, and the two of them fought all the way to the center of the courtyard. A large Tai Chi picture was drawn in the center of the courtyard, which was specially designed for performing Tai Chi. Our side has the best view, and the fat man didn’t think it was messy enough. Crackling applause and booing.
I looked at the nimble skills of the two people, and couldn't help but feel a little emotional. My quick masters just can't keep up with others who practiced for a while. They can basically control every part of the body freely, and every muscle can explode when they want to use it. Strength, this freedom once made me very envious.
"Wu Xie! Have you had enough trouble! Tell him to stop! I won't be polite if you do this again!" Zhang Haike rolled his eyes anxiously, and shouted at me: "You will regret it! If you don't listen to me today, you will regret it I tell you!"
I knocked on the melon seeds and said to the black blind man: "You are not working hard enough, blind man. How can he still talk after such a long time? If the work is not good, I won't pay you. I will tell you!"
Zhang Haike was so pissed off by my foolish attitude that he was carelessly punched in the stomach by a black blind man, and suddenly bent down and took seven or eight steps back. Reminder, Zhang Haike grabbed one side of the wall in the backyard suddenly, ran over the wall after a couple of slaps, and you will regret it if you yelled at me before leaving.
Hei Blind asked me if I wanted to chase, he could catch up, Zhang Haike gave me a look before he left, the look in his eyes was hard to describe, it was a bit like looking at his own unsatisfactory dog, I felt a sudden chill in my heart , with a very bad premonition, his right eye twitched.
This is a harbinger of great misfortune. Every time I feel this way, something big will happen. Zhang Haike said that I will regret it. Why should I regret it?What the hell does he know, and what is he trying to tell me?
I was in no mood to continue this farce anymore, I waved my hand at the blind man, the blind man shrugged his shoulders, and inserted the short knife back into his back, he also got a little bit of color, it’s not serious, just lick it by yourself Before leaving, he gave me a bank card and asked me to deposit the reward into his card.
With the ominous omen, the bad luck that I hadn’t seen for a long time also came back. The tire blew out halfway through the car. I called Wang Meng but he turned off the phone. I had no choice but to take a taxi. I found out that the whole road was a no-stop zone. It was nothing, the fat man and I walked half a mile against the wind and suddenly it started to rain heavily, and the dark clouds covered the entire sky in an instant, which was very terrifying.
The only lucky thing was that there was a bus stop next to it, but when we got on the bus, we found out that neither of us had any change. The fat man stuffed a one-hundred-dollar ticket in a fit of rage, saying that he would pay for the tickets for the remaining fifty people.
I wiped my face and said, "Will it count? We are not human? You can only pack 48 at most!"
The fat man pushed me to make me point in, and said nonchalantly: "Isn't it only two numbers, you can do the math, right? The fat man can add and subtract single digits, but nothing else! Damn it!" Why do you have to take a PhD in mathematics in this place?"
Because of the rain, the car was full of people, and the fat man and I were squeezed so hard that we couldn’t move. When we finally got off the bus at the stop, the fat man was almost squeezed out. I saw that the shoes were full of footprints, and I didn’t know what to do. After stepping on many feet, a lot of unknown liquid was stained on the sleeves, which was very unpleasant, so I had to enter the house and ran to the bathroom in a hurry, trying to wash off the moldy smell all over my body.
It takes a while for the water heater to boil the water. I jumped when I turned on the cold water sprayed from the shower head. Although the weather is getting warmer, it is still a bit chilly in early spring. I still remember when I was 20 years old, I went back to the dormitory after my physical education class in winter. , you can pour a bucket of cold water directly on your head.
People have to recognize it when they are old. I sneezed a few times in a row, and silently raised the water temperature a few more degrees.
I have to admire Poker Ping, his physical fitness has not improved at all over the years.
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