[Bottle Evil Doujin] Generation Gap

Money is not everything, but no money is absolutely impossible.

It's vulgar and ashamed to say, half of my life has passed now, and I don't have any major achievements when I think about it carefully. Most of my time is wasted on making money. Whether it is voluntary or forced, I can't do without it. .

Maybe it’s because I’m born with a bad life, and I’ve worked so hard to make money, but I still don’t have enough money. When I was 20, I was worried about money because I was afraid I couldn’t pay the utility bills. When I was 30, I was worried about money because I didn’t have enough money to share with everyone. A piece of the pie, and now I am worried about money because I am afraid that I cannot afford a house.

When I was at the peak of my career and had the most money in my pocket, I had the courage to buy a house with all the money, but I didn't want to buy it. Having a house doesn't mean I have a home. A house with no one can only be regarded as a rest place. I don't need a home. I don’t need a rest house. Most of the time I sleep in the eerie tomb, next to mummy or zongzi, I rest everywhere, so I don’t buy a house at all, so as to avoid going back and seeing how desolate the house is, it will be chilling.

These years have been so hard and tiring. People always tell me that you should start a family. When you get home, someone has prepared hot food and hot meals, and you can temporarily wash away your tiredness. At least you can be an ordinary man at home. , so that your psychological pressure will be less, and your life will not be so tiring.

No matter how many intrigues and conspiracies I have seen, I admit that my heart is still looking forward to the bright light that belongs to me among the lights of thousands of families, and occasionally my heart is moved, but I know I can't do this.

I want to start a family not because I am full of hope for the future, but precisely because of my despair. Is a family formed in despair still a family?I don't even know if I can survive the next second, so don't delay other people's best years.

I have been wandering all the way through the years for eleven years, and my desire to start a family has gradually faded. I thought I would go on like this for the rest of my life, walking around the West Lake with a dog and an old man. I never thought that one day I would return I can regain the longing for home that year.

New year and new weather, no matter what, I want to give Poker Ping a home where he can spend his days in peace. He can’t live like an ascetic monk every day. He has lived for all these years and doesn’t even know how to write family characters. Good house to live in.

If you don’t know about real estate, you’ll be shocked when you see it. Now the housing price is sky-high. I’ve already said that my family is a proletarian. To me, the wealth of the family is just electricity and a myth. When I went to pick up the boring oil bottle, I made such a big battle. It was not a show, it was a waste of money. At that time, my thoughts were simple, and I didn't think about what to do in the future.

When you are forced to a dead end, you will naturally have to burn the boat. After you win, you have to continue to live. The boat has to be repaired and repaired.

Holding a thick stack of leaflets, I sighed at the numbers on it, stared at the back of Poker Bottle cleaning the window, and thought to myself that when he came to my place, I should coax him to buy the house first, and wait until now. How much money do you save?

"Boss, how do you sell this?" A few girls who looked like tourists wandered around the store for a few times, pointing to a Qing Dynasty vase on the cabinet with no intention of drinking, and asked Poker.

I was puzzled, I was a living person sitting in the middle of the store, why did they think that the one cleaning the glass would be the boss?After a few waves of people like this came, I simply hung up the sign that I was temporarily closed, and I didn't welcome any big fish or small shrimp.

Wang Meng was very saddened by my passive sabotage. I drove out the door-to-door business while worrying about not having enough money, but I couldn't understand my snake spirit disease. Of course, he only dared to think about this kind of spurning. On the surface, he I still have to be obedient and help me make suggestions.

"Boss, I think this is pretty good. You and Boss Zhang are enough to live together." Wang Meng handed me a flyer. The whole of Hangzhou.

I threw the flyer in his face: "Is this kind of house worthy of me? Look again!"

Although I have little money, I have a lot of things to do. It is rare to buy a house. It must be for the rest of my life. How can I do it without some requirements.

I put forward several requirements for the house, and the house that can meet these points can barely live in. First, it must be by the West Lake with a good view; second, the house must be a single-family villa. I don’t like other people. Living next to me, quietness and independence are the most basic; the third is to have a big yard, so that Brother Xiaoman can run two steps when he wants to, and the lighting must be good. Our family likes to bask in the sun. It must be illuminated from dawn to dusk.

I also want to know that the price of a house that can meet my requirements should not be too good-looking. I don’t want to pay in installments and just want the full payment. It is really difficult to take out such a large amount of cash at one time. After all, assets belong to assets and flow Funds are always scarce.

Poor oil bottle is not in charge of the house and doesn't know the cost of firewood and rice, so he can't understand my desperation at all. He waters his little white flowers every day, takes Xiaoman to bask in the sun, and occasionally goes out to buy vegetables under my order. He is very independent .

I know that money is not an issue to him at all, the things in the ground are his deposits, and if he is short of money, go down and touch a few things, not to mention a single-family villa, it is more than enough for him to buy a community.

If there is one, there must be two, and if there is two, there will be three. Now that I have decided to let Poker Ping withdraw from the arena, I can't push him out to make money as soon as I run out of money. He is not my tool for making money. For the same reason, I can't make money anymore. Money, this kind of thing can't set a precedent, so as not to cause trouble to the upper body.

I have been playing in this circle for so many years, and I still have a bit of a noodle. I naively thought that if I can’t fight, I can also buy and sell. Unexpectedly, it doesn’t matter if I play small. They are so clumsy that I can't explain it.

It doesn't matter if you don't have money to earn, and you have to support the two expensive ancestors, Brother Xiaoman and Brother Xiao, it seems that it is not so easy to be a man who can shoulder family responsibilities.

"Wu Xie." Poker Ping called out to me, and handed me the fried green vegetables on a plate, and let me take them out.

Ever since I discovered that Poker Ping’s knives are very good, half of the cooking work has been assigned to him. He is responsible for buying vegetables, cutting vegetables and frying vegetables, and I am responsible for washing vegetables and steaming rice. Sometimes even a vegetable will not tell it to run out, and the stir-fried vegetables are well cooked.

Holding the plate in my hand, I thought that if I can’t do it, I can become a chef. I heard that the salaries of chefs are quite high now, which is not bad, so I can think about it.

Before I walked out of the kitchen, I saw two kimchi jars in the corner. They were quite rough and printed with a poorly painted imitation blue and white pattern. I didn’t see these things yesterday. It should be brought back when my brother went out to buy vegetables. Curiously asked: "Brother, did you make kimchi?"

Poker-Face nodded, I remembered that his hometown is in the Northeast, maybe making kimchi is his habit, but he only thought of making kimchi after all these years, isn’t it a little late, even if he wants to make kimchi, he should make it A better jar, and the family is not so poor.

Thinking about it this way, it’s a good thing that Poker Bottle has a down-to-earth interest. I can’t beat him, so I said: “That’s right, my dad likes this, so I can give him some when it’s ready.”

Poker bottle said: "It's just a jar, no pickles."

After he finished speaking, he added: "If you want to eat, I can make it tomorrow."

I shook my head quickly, that thing can last for a year if I buy it for a few dollars, why bother to make it myself, but why would he buy a pickle jar if he doesn’t make kimchi?For nostalgia?Not impossible.

When Pokerfing goes out to buy groceries, he occasionally brings something else. For example, he is obsessed with an old brand of candy recently. The bright old packaging can be seen as a design of the last century. Maybe this kind of candy has evoked his rare childhood memories, so every time he passes by the small street stall selling old snacks, he always buys a lot of them, and he doesn’t eat them, so he puts them in jars and puts them on the window sill. candy jar.

I am very concerned about things that Pokerfing cares about. I once asked him what was in that box. Pokerfing said that his only memory of Nian when he was a child was that someone gave him a brightly colored candy. He kept it all the time when he ate it. Once he was taken by his family to use a bucket for bloodletting. He felt that he could not come back, so he ate the candy. The candy skin was hidden in the bucket in a small camphor wood box. He remembered it, so he went to get it back.

Thinking about Zhang’s way of fighting and thinking about our faction, I can’t help but feel ashamed. Their family’s inverted fights can still remain the same. On the other hand, Fatty and I will destroy the next one and leave something in. I can't take it out in this life.

I have a laissez-faire attitude towards Boyouping’s small interests. After all, it’s too difficult for a person like him to like something. Anyway, it’s not expensive. I like to buy whatever I want. With this idea, I didn’t ask him why. To buy a kimchi jar, I'm headlong into the matter of buying a house.

The news that I want to buy a house spread like wildfire. After the fat man knew about it, he called me, and I moved to Beijing to live, so that we can join the table when we play mahjong. I am not interested in smoking smog. Besides, I can't even afford Hangzhou, so I won't go to Beijing to humiliate myself.

I was very annoyed that I couldn’t buy the house I wanted. I urged Wang Meng more than 20 times a day to find a house for me. Wang Meng was so forced by me that he had no choice but to find such a house for me, which barely met my three requirements. .

The seller is a girl in her 20s. She heard that the house was originally her dowry. She never thought that the groom cheated on her before she got married. She felt sad when she saw the house and wanted to go abroad and never come back. It doesn't matter.

The house has never been lived in, and it doesn’t count if it is second-hand. I don’t mind it. The only thing that makes me a little dissatisfied is that the house has been well-decorated, and the girl installed it herself. How can a little girl’s taste be reliable? Yes, in case I am not satisfied, it is very laborious to disassemble and reinstall.

It took Wang Meng a lot of effort to find such a building, and he really didn't want to look for it again. When he heard that I didn't want to go, he immediately became anxious: "Boss, don't think so, maybe you really like it when you see it." What about it? This price is really hard to find, I told her that if you can pay the full amount, she is willing to lower it, please take a look, it won't delay your business, right?"

The decoration has its advantages. You can live in it without having to worry about decoration. More importantly, you can bargain. I asked Wang Meng to make an appointment for me on Sunday.If she is in a hurry to buy, I can't make her feel that I am in a hurry to buy. If she hangs her for a few days and makes her anxious, I can bargain more. I am not afraid that someone will rob me. I am willing to pay the full price. I am rich and willful.

I'm more anxious to see what Boyoufeng is doing these days than looking at the house. There are more and more kimchi jars at home. This kid really doesn't care. Today I watched him bring twenty jars and pile them up in the corner. I'm an antique store, not a grocery store. I didn't even notice the rough jars he brought back. It would be fine if customers saw them. I thought my store was just throwing away these crappy things.

I tentatively asked Poker Bottle: "Brother, what are you doing with these jars? Pickling pickles?"

Poker bottle shook his head, and I asked again: "Then you like this kind of jar?"

Boyouping is still shaking his head, I'm a little impatient, and I don't like or pickle pickles, so what are you using them for?It can't be used to sell it. Such a broken jar can't even be sold for 30 yuan. If my antique shop sells this sign, it will be really smashed.

If you can’t ask, you can only check. I asked Wang Meng to check what Poker Bottle has been doing recently. The result of the check surprised me. I almost fell off the stool. Wang Meng also had a ghostly expression on his face, maybe he was afraid of me. I don't believe it, and said incoherently: "Boss, don't look at me like that. I'm afraid I won't be allowed to go and see it in person. Boss Zhang is really sitting in it. Can I still admit his mistake? I, I even took a photo, just It's stuck behind!"

I just rolled off the stool in surprise after looking at the photos. It would be too horrifying to say this. What kind of person is Boyouping? It's such a small scam that I can't believe it.

According to Wang Meng's investigation, a store specializing in kimchi jars was opened on the street next to us. On the surface, it sells jars, but it is actually a pyramid scheme. The price of a seed jar is 298, and you can only join the membership if you buy [-] at a time, and the member must sell [-] per month to qualify for the task.

Wang Meng followed Poker for a day, and found that Poker was one of their newly developed downlines. He would follow them to listen to the so-called success course at three o'clock every afternoon, and he would also take notes.

I never thought that this kind of pyramid scheme could deceive Pokerfing. The pyramid scheme first deceives ignorance, second deceives greed, and third deceives foolish mind. Unless Pokerfing is demented, his mind will never be deceived. .

I guess this company is not pure on the surface. It is very likely that there are some people hidden behind it. These Wangmeng cannot be found out. I sent someone to check the company inside and out. Their boss has no last name. Wang's surname is not Zhang, it's really just a purely deceptive MLM organization.

Boyoufeng is not a qualified pyramid schemer, and he doesn't go offline, so he silently buys pots from home. I can't tell him directly in front of him, brother, that you have been cheated, that is a liar company, then It hurt his self-esteem too much, so I just mentioned a few tactful words, not sure if he understood or not, and kept buying jars at home. My small shop was originally small, and half of the shop was gone as soon as these jars were put aside.

I really don’t feel sorry for the little money, it’s fine to sell this broken jar for 298, it’s still empty and there’s no kimchi in it, it’s too low-end to give it away, I can’t afford to lose that person if I sell it, it’s money to buy it, keep it Come on, I'm not happy myself, I'm stuffed like a dog with a lot of kimchi jars I bought with real money.

In order to maximize the use of these jars, I simply asked Wang Meng to find a few old ladies and really use them to pickle pickles. It happened that I didn’t give benefits to my brothers during the Chinese New Year. Two jars for one person counted as welfare for the Lantern Festival. For so many years, I let him get more, don't be polite to those who don't take it, and force benefits.

Boyoufeng always has his own reasons for doing things. I can rest assured after finding out that there is no problem behind this company.If it can really brainwash Boyouping, then what kind of kimchi jars does this company sell? It is simply a brainwashing technology like military secrets, occupying the country and leading the world in minutes.

Wang Meng drove me listlessly with the smell of sauerkraut and took me to see the house. The car was full of pickle smell. I could smell the smell so strong that I could smell it with my half-used nose. I opened the window to let go of the smell and still didn’t forget to scold Wang Meng : "Wang Meng, what's the smell in your car? Hurry up and clean the car when you have time. Otherwise, when people smell my buddy's body is full of pickled cabbage, how can you do business?"

Wang Meng was used to my brazen behavior for a long time, and he just pretended that he didn’t hear it. The community where the villa is located is 10 minutes’ drive from my shop.

The girl who sold the house was fair and clean, although the corners of her eyes were red when she smiled, and her expression was somewhat melancholy. She showed me room by room and introduced the brands and uses of those furniture to me.

The layout of the villa is not very good, but the decoration is very delicate and user-friendly. Every detail has been considered. The girl’s ex-boyfriend is said to be nearly 1.9 meters tall. In order to make him live comfortably, everything in the house has been repaired quite large. It's quite tall. When the little girl who was less than 1.6 meters showed me the bathroom, I found that if she stood in front of the washstand to wash her face, she needed to raise her arms.

It can be seen that the girl is very yearning for dreams in her dress, but the decoration style of the house is not feminine at all. Many design colors are deeply in my heart, and the selection of furniture is the most comfortable. It can be seen that she is designing When I was in this house, I was full of expectations for the people who could live in it.

She introduced her intentions one by one, her love, but not for the man who was going to live in at the beginning, she put her expectations for the future up for sale, and let the buyers comment, and she couldn't help crying halfway through the introduction , Covering my mouth and apologizing to me: "I'm sorry Mr. Wu, I lost my temper, please wait a moment, I will take you on a tour after I calm down..."

I handed her a tissue and said, "Let's go here. I like this house very much. I bought it. You don't need to introduce it."

I didn't bargain with her. The house with such care was worth the price she offered. Before leaving, the girl asked me: "Mr. Wu, may I ask you, what are you planning to do when you buy this house?"

I told her that I want to live with someone I love very much, she smiled and said that I wish us happiness.

Buying a house requires signing a lot of contracts, and the girl will go abroad in a month, which means that I have to raise all the money to buy the house within this month. The chopsticks I have on hand have not been good recently, and the dragon backs are even worse. It's been a long time, one head and two big ones.

What makes me even more troublesome is that the speed at which Boyouping buys jars is much higher than the speed at which I can pickle pickles and give them away. There are no more piles downstairs. I figured out that he spent at least 10,000+ on these broken jars. Seeing him buying more and more, if things go on like this, he can pay for the bathroom in our new home.

I decided to have an in-depth conversation with Poker-Face, at least stop buying kimchi pots, there is really no place to store them at home, I never thought that the MLM organization would be taken down by the police before it was my turn to talk to him, On the day of Duan, there was quite a commotion, and the police car stopped for half a street, and it took two rounds to pull people back and forth.

Fortunately, Boyouping didn't go there on the day of the Duan, because the MLM got Dumb Zhang in. If the news spreads to Taoism, I don't dare to think what will happen to my reputation as Master Wu Xiaofo.

The Shang family was not affected by the oil bottle, and took Xiaoman to sit leisurely in a room full of kimchi jars, looking carefully at a clay jar in front of the light, as if it was some kind of rare treasure.

Why didn't I realize that Boyouping is such a prodigal thing before? The more I settled the score, the more I felt distressed. I contributed a small 20 to the MLM organization in vain. What's wrong with this 20.

Poker-Face turned the kimchi jar over and over, and was fascinated by it. I was worried about the money to buy a house, and when I saw his dead-faced look, he didn't make a fuss, so I said: "What's so interesting, look at it." You can’t see the flowers even after looking at them, I’m not talking about you, brother, you are also an old comrade, how can you…”

"Wu Xie." Poker Ping interrupted the eloquence I was about to start, knocked on the kimchi jar in his hand, and said to me, "Look at this, what do you think it looks like?"

I always thought it was a clay pot, but I didn’t look carefully. When Poker Fing mentioned it, I realized that it didn’t look like a kimchi jar. After looking at it carefully, I couldn’t help but exclaimed: “Damn it!?”

I asked someone to wash off the layer of mud on the outside of the jar overnight. After washing off, I found that it was a very complete and exquisite blue and white porcelain from the official kiln of the Yuan Dynasty. When such things were found, they were handed over to the state. Ordinary people I dare not sell it at all. The blue and white blue and white flowers in foreign auction houses have repeatedly set new highs. If I take it to the Crescent Hotel for auction, the figures I get can wake me up from my dreams.

Jiang is really old and hot, and Boyouping has a discerning eye. When he was shopping for vegetables, he passed by the store organized by the pyramid scheme once, and he could tell at a glance that there was something strange about the things displayed on the top of the cabinet. He pretended to be brainwashed by the pyramid scheme to buy I opened a lot of kimchi forums, the purpose is for this Yuan Qinghua.

Poker bottle told me that in order to protect these things during the Cultural Revolution, ordinary people chose to paint red paint on them for protection. The Zhang family was afraid that it would not be safe, so they figured out a new way to burn another layer of mud tires on the outside of the porcelain to make them It looks like an ordinary clay pot. This is a unique craft of their Zhang family.

20 yuan to get this Yuan blue and white, this missing one is so beautiful, I can't wait to hug his head and kiss him hard, even those broken jars are very pleasing to the eye, I will say my stuffy oil bottle It is impossible to be brainwashed by pyramid schemes, no, this is called mantis catching cicadas and orioles behind.

Before signing the contract with the girl, I was afraid that Poker Finger would not like it, so I took Poker Poker to see the house again. He only made some comments on a tree planted in the yard, and asked me to plant another one next to it, saying that the yard It is not auspicious to plant only one tree in the house.

The house has been deodorized for several months, and the smell is basically gone. I replaced a few unsuitable furniture in the house, and moved into the new house with a bottle of stuffy oil in minutes. The big bed in the bedroom is loose and dry It was so soft that I didn't even bother to change my clothes so I went up and rolled a few times.

Poker Bottle is not as childish as I am. Standing on the edge of the window sill, he puts his candy jars neatly on it. The sunlight is refracted by those candy papers and the stars are scattered on the white wall, which is a bit dazzling. I asked Poker Oil triumphantly. Bottle said: "How is it? Our new home is not bad, right? Am I particularly discerning?"

Poker bottle didn't answer my question, but said: "Wu Xie, I'm going out tomorrow."

I am not afraid of him going out now, as long as he tells me clearly where to go, he has his own things to do as an adult, I can't keep him locked up, I asked him some details, and immediately took out my phone to give him Book a train ticket.

"Brother, when are you coming back?" I flipped through 12306 and asked casually.

Poker bottle was silent for a moment, then said softly: "Wu Xie, I will be back."