I'm actually straight

It's not that Ye Shuwen couldn't hear it, but no matter what, Wei Wen's previous words could not be regarded as molesting.When Wei Wen said this, his expression was very sincere, and he was born with the kind of person who would make people feel comfortable in Ru Muchun's style no matter what he said.

At least Ye Shuwen felt that Wei Wen had just barely praised himself, but the word "cute" was not used properly.

Before going to bed, he was still thinking about that magical word, thinking that if it was him, "cute" would become "stupid".Sure enough, Wei Wen said this kind of words because of his deep thoughts and sweet mouth.

cute?

Ah!

Falling asleep in a daze, he returned to the time when he was 17 years old and met Wei Wen at the door of the dormitory...

********************* I am the dividing line of [previous life]******************** ***

Seeing Wei Wen tear off his clothes, Ye Shuwen's muscles tensed up, ready to go, ready to jump up and tear him apart at any time.

Wei Wen took a deep look at him, then lowered his head and sniffed the clothes, frowning slightly.

When he looked up again, there was a smile in his eyes again.

He asked, "Is this pee? You think I peeed?"

After speaking, the smile on Wei Wen's face deepened, and his shoulders shook.He is very smart, and he can figure out the cause and effect in the blink of an eye, but this reason really makes people laugh.

"I peed on your clothes? What do you think! What a hatred! Peeing on your clothes! Hahahaha——"

At the end of speaking, Wei Wen's face twisted, and he squatted on the ground and laughed wildly.

“……………………………………………………………”

Ye Shuwen suddenly felt that he was a joke.

Yes, what a hatred!Pee on clothes?are you crazy!Pee on the bed?

What exactly do you think?

Maybe... maybe... Although he didn't want to admit it, it was the first time he met such an outstanding person, someone who was even better than himself. Whether it was his attitude towards life, his conduct in the world, or his swimming performance, he completely suppressed his own. an excellent person.

So... just don't want to believe it, just envy and jealous, a little brain-dead?

Thinking about how confident he was when he just threw his clothes on Wei Wen's head, now he wants to find a crack in the ground to get in.

Nowadays.

just now.

Definitely the most humiliating moment of his life.

Wei Wen seemed to realize that he was laughing so unnaturally, so he held back his smile and raised his head.There were still tears in his eyes, and he could not bear to contort his face. After seeing Ye Shuwen's face, he even bit his lower lip hard, and then suppressed the burst of laughter that was about to burst out.

He reached out and grabbed Ye Shuwen's wrist, stood up slowly, patted Ye Shuwen's shoulder, and said tremblingly: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I was negligent, I should have told you earlier, I should have said it from the beginning It's like this..." Wei Wen took Ye Shuwen's hand, closed the door behind his back, and led it into the bedroom, "The room you live in was originally lived by Brother Liang. He is very kind and kind, not only for us brothers and sisters. Hello everyone, I am also very kind to cats and dogs. He feeds the stray dogs in this yard when he is around, so..."

What the hell!

"........."

Ye Shuwen felt that his face was burning, and Wei Wen didn't need to say anything, he already knew the answer.

Wei Wen turned his head and looked at him. Although there was still a smile in his eyes, it was no longer a smile that made fun of a joke, but a smile that showed a bit of intimacy.

He raised his hand, touched the back of Ye Shuwen's head, patted his back again, and finally explained: "There is a dog called Beauty, especially Brother Niang, and Brother Liang pampers it, and basically does not lock the door on weekdays." , the beauties come and go freely, and basically regard this place as their own home. However, Brother Liang retired and went back to Zhejiang to study. These dogs can’t be taken away, so let me feed them. But I don’t have the patience of Brother Liang, plus you If I want to move in, it’s not convenient for me to keep dogs in the dormitory, so I don’t let them in again. Beauty... I guess it’s a beauty. This dog is smart. I guess it doesn’t want you to sleep in brother Liang’s bed. I peed once in that room. When I entered your room a few days ago, I found that the smell was not right, so I locked the door when I went in and out. This is not..."

As he said that, Wei Wen raised his hand and showed what he had been holding in his hand: "You broke the door lock before, I went out and bought a new one, and the beauty probably came in once during this period."

After finishing speaking, Wei Wen wanted to laugh again, but after seeing Ye Shuwen's shameless expression, all his words were condensed into one sentence: "You are so cute."

Ye Shuwen glanced at Wei Wen after listening, "You should tell me, I don't hate dogs."

"Ah."

"And since you found urine, you should remind me, at least remember to close the door when I go in and out."

"Uh-huh."

"Also, and you know that the dog will pee in the house, you shouldn't leave casually, can't you fix the lock after I come back? These are all my new clothes."

"Hmm."

"What are you huh? You can't speak!!!" Ye Shuwen blushed and became angry from embarrassment.

"Hmm..." Wei Wen's eyes were curved, "I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I didn't remind you earlier. Wouldn't it be okay if I told you earlier? It's my fault, really."

"..." Ye Shuwen was heartbroken.

Ye Shuwen stared at Wei Wen, seeing that he had an uncontrollable and irrepressible smile all over his face, and his face was so heavy that he could drip water.

After staring for a few seconds, the corners of his mouth hooked up, and he suddenly laughed.

Not an exaggerated laugh, just a row of bright white teeth, and all the haze was swept away immediately.

Ye Shuwen laughed at himself and said, "Well, I'm a big fool too."

Since it was a misunderstanding, once the matter is settled, it will be over.Although Ye Shuwen has a new understanding of how stupid he is, but he is naturally open-minded and cheerful, and he feels that the fault is all on himself, and it would be too hypocritical to put on a face that can't finish eating.So I apologized a few times, took back the thrown clothes, and went to the toilet to wash the clothes.

It was only when he was washing his clothes that he splashed water on his face fiercely, which relieved the scalding temperature on his face.

Ye Shuwen was washing clothes in the toilet, and Wei Wen changed the lock at the door. When Ye Shuwen finished washing the clothes, Wei Wen also changed the lock.When Ye Shuwen came out with his clothes in his arms, Wei Wen suggested: "Let's wash the sheets on the bed too. It's just sunny today, and it's worth a lot of drying in the afternoon. The beauty is getting more and more powerful now, maybe it's revenge for me. The first two days Tian also shit in my room, and these two days I always felt that the room smelled strange, so I just cleaned it together."

Ye Shuwen nodded sullenly, not daring to admit that he did the shit.

This afternoon, the two of them cleaned up the inside and outside of the dormitory, cleaning every corner and corner, and really swept out a lot of dog hair.The curtains of the three windows were also taken down and washed.When I went to the laundry room, unfortunately, the dormitory administrators were in there, and they refused to let them put the curtains in the washing machine.Later, Ye Shuwen hugged Ye Shuwen secretly again, but the administrator actually sat at the door with a book and looked at him with an expression of "I've seen through you a long time ago".The two people who had no choice but to wash the curtains by hand.But after washing it and drying it, the administrator didn't say anything, and moved the chair to make room.

The washing machine spun in circles, Ye Shuwen was fine for a while, and his eyes met the administrator.The administrator suddenly said: "You children are too disrespectful of public property. The washing machine is for you to wash your clothes. You can put everything in it. You can throw muddy sneakers in it. Don't talk about washing the washing machine. If it’s damaged after washing, which pair of those shoes is not worth a thousand dollars, don’t you feel distressed? And this curtain, it’s not too troublesome to wash the mud and sand in the water, so you have to be lazy and throw it away.”

Ye Shuwen smiled, shying away from this kind of nagging, but at this time it's not a good idea to leave, it's also wrong not to go, he can only listen stiffly.

The administrator seems to be very fond of admonishing people, starting from the washing machine to talk about things, from the small ones not caring about official duties, to the big ones affecting the image of the national team.Especially the few front-line athletes named, it seems that apart from swimming, there is no way to live alone.

Ye Shuwen finally waited until the washing machine stopped, and when the first beep sounded, he hurriedly lifted the cover of the washing machine, and ran away with the half-dry curtains in his arms.

The weather is good today, there are many people doing laundry, and most of the iron wires outside the balcony are occupied by people.Ye Shuwen and the others found a place to dry the sheets and quilts before they could be put down. The curtains were simply hung on the windows, with the glass wide open, and it didn't take long for them to dry completely.

However, after the damp curtains were hung up, the room was extremely cold, especially Ye Shuwen was not used to this temperature, so after two sneezes, Wei Wen suggested going downstairs for a walk.

At this time, Ye Shuwen, who did something wrong, was responsive to Wei Wen's request, not to mention that the other party was doing it for his own good, so he nodded without thinking.

After going downstairs, the sun shone warmly on his body, Ye Shuwen's shrinking neck relaxed, and he couldn't help stretching a long and lazy waist facing the sun.After stretching lazily, his eyes swept away, and he bumped into Wei Wen who was looking at him and smiling.

Ye Shuwen withdrew his hands in embarrassment: "Don't take this matter to heart. In fact, I am usually very rational and intelligent. I just don't adapt to it."

Wei Wen nodded and smiled.In fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see that Wei Wen's smile is not a mockery, but a simple, clean smile between friends when they get along with each other in daily life.It's just that Wei Wen is a considerate person. Since Ye Shuwen was uncomfortable, he didn't explain it, so he stopped laughing.

The two basked quietly in the sun for a while, and the three girls of the pattern team were holding hands, one of them was holding a ham sausage, and teasing a small white Pekingese came from a distance.

Wei Wen said: "That is a beauty."

Ye Shuwen stared at the white-haired Jingba like a laser. Looking at the graceful little steps and the long hair fluttering in the wind, he realized that it was this dog that he owed a pile of shit.No wonder the Jingba was as chic as I was going upstairs at that time, and even said "Congratulations" at the door.

"Hey, why are you downstairs?" The girl in the middle of the three tricks blinked at the two of them with big beautiful eyes, her eyes swept over, and finally landed on Ye Shuwen's face.

Ye Shuwen was looking down at the "beauty".

Wei Wen said: "I cleaned up a bit, it's a little cold in the house, come down to bask in the sun."

"Are you all done? Do you need our help?" The eyes of the big-eyed girl returned to Wei Wen's face, but when she said this, her eyes still couldn't help sweeping Ye Shuwen's face.

Ye Shuwen was still looking down at the "beauty".

Wei Wen smiled and said, "I'm done, thank you."

"Oh, next time I need help, just tell me directly. You're welcome. It's a small matter for a team." The female flower only saw Wei Wen this time.Although some people have a popular face, once they look at each other, they will find that they can no longer look away.This is the so-called good-looking.Wei Wen's smiling eyes are like a lake of spring water, calm and without waves, when the breeze blows by, the spreading ripples turn into whirlpools, making people drown in it unknowingly.

The faces of the three female flowers were slightly red, and even when Wei Wen's gaze swept over them, they unconsciously avoided looking at Wei Wen.

Wei Wen said: "You're not welcome, brothers and sisters, we must help each other. Unfortunately, we're all done this time. Next time, if you want to tidy up the dormitory, call us. Then I'll treat you to dinner."

The three girls couldn't stand the Nuan Nan's attack any longer, blushed, lowered their heads, and left.

Ye Shuwen kept watching the "beauty" go upstairs, and then looked up at Wei Wen with a dazed expression.He didn't know that he just patronized watching "Beauty Dog" and missed the opportunity to strike up a conversation with "True Beauty".

The author has something to say: Ye Shuwen: Huh! ?Where is the female flower?

Wei Wen: Oh!

Girl 1: Ye Shuwen is so handsome.

Girl 2: Ye Shuwen is really handsome!

Girl 3: Ye Shuwen is really handsome!

Female Flower 123: But why does Mao really want to see Wei Wen smile at her!