After falling in love with human dementia

Minegishi decided to give up on himself.

When he went to the supermarket to buy ingredients, he specially bought seafood such as shrimp and crabs. Technically, he couldn't do it, so he had to use ingredients to make up for it.Aquatic products are born with a umami taste, even if you don’t do anything, the taste of eating raw is enough to attract people.

When returning, Minegishi heard someone else's movement in the house.At first he thought it was a thief, and he had all the crab pincers ready in his hand, then he remembered that before Dazai left in the morning, he said that there would be a cleaning person coming today.

"Mr. Minegishi, right?" Just as he was thinking, Minegishi heard a female voice above his head.When he looked up, he saw a fat middle-aged woman holding a rag and wiping the dust off the handrails of the stairs.The woman saw the two big bags of ingredients in Nagisa's hand at a glance, "You went shopping, no wonder I didn't see you when I first came here!"

"Hello." Nagisa Minegishi nodded, "May I ask if you are..."

"I'm just a temporary worker hired here, sir, you can call me whatever you want." The middle-aged woman smiled enthusiastically, "The few of us still have to clean the third floor later, if you think it's noisy, Just talk to us directly."

"It's okay, you just do what you want." Minegishi dragged two bags of ingredients into the kitchen, and put them away one by one.The things he bought looked like a lot, but most of them were sea objects, and the shells took up a lot of land.

He soaked all the things in the water, and some shells were still covered with sand, so he took a small brush and rinsed them clean.

Shrimp and crabs are steamed, and seashells and sea fish are used to make sashimi, all of which are eaten with the original taste of the ingredients.Nagisa Minegishi nodded confidently and satisfied, now he wants to see how the young master can find fault with him.

Dazai came back at night a little earlier than he said, at this time Minegishi was fighting with the seafood in the kitchen.When he brought out plate after plate of food, he clearly saw Dazai sitting at the dining table, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

He probably took a shower as soon as he came back, he was wearing home clothes, and the ends of his hair were still dripping with water.Dazai didn't move his chopsticks, but stretched out his hand to the crab leg in the center with an imperceptible speed.

After a rough meal, Dazai wiped his hands contentedly, coughed pretending to be reserved, "Today's dinner tastes good, keep it up." There was no difference on his face. That pile of crab shells as high as a hill is even more normal.

Minegishi glanced at it, and suddenly realized that he seemed to have found the right way to please Osamu Dazai.

After seeing Nagisa Minegishi clear away the plates and bowls and chopsticks on the table, Dazai began to torment people again.He turned on the TV, but his eyes were not on the TV screen. After seeing Nagisa looking towards him, he crossed his arms and said, "Bring me a glass of juice."

"what?"

"Remember, my habit after dinner is to drink a glass of juice, and it must be freshly squeezed."

What the hell habit? ? ?

Minegishi frowned: "When I was eating supper yesterday, why didn't I see you have this habit?"

"Then I have this habit from today." Dazai raised his eyebrows, "Or do you want me to develop a habit of deducting wages more?"

Minegishi clenched his fists, feeling like being strangled by fate on the nape of his neck.He and Dazai stood and sat in a stalemate for a while, and then turned around and walked back to the kitchen, with a sense of joy in their footsteps.

He took two bitter gourds from the refrigerator, cut them into pieces, and threw them into the juicer.

Two minutes later, Minegishi returned with bitter gourd juice that had been skimmed off.Dazai took the cup and looked at the rich green inside curiously, "What kind of juice is this? Kiwi fruit?"

"Don't you know if you try it?"

Under Minegishi's "caring" sight, he took a sip from the cup.The moment he just entered the entrance, Dazai, who was defenseless at all, was caught so hard that his face turned green.He couldn't get up and down the small mouthful of bitter gourd juice in his mouth, and finally rolled his throat with difficulty and swallowed it.

"Why is it so bitter?!" Dazai put the cup heavily on the table as if looking at some biological weapon, "You actually brought me a cup of bitter melon juice???"

"What's wrong with the bitter gourd?" Minegishi looked at it with an innocent face, "It has high nutritional value, and it clears away heat and relieves heat. It's the most suitable food for a person like you who still has enough anger at night!"

Dazai laughed back angrily: "You deliberately tormented me, didn't you?"

Minegishi looked serious: "How could it be? Bitter melon juice is such a good thing, some people want to drink it but can't drink it!"

"Okay, since you think it's a good thing, please Minegishi-kun drink this cup in one go!" Dazai moved the cup to Minegishi Nagisa, and gave him a provocative look.

Nagisa Minegishi lowered his head, and suddenly smiled, "Thank you Mr. Dazai." He raised his head, gulped down the whole glass of bitter gourd juice, his expression didn't change a bit, and Dazai's teeth were numb.

"You...don't feel bitter?"

Minegishi shook his head: "I won't feel bitter after getting used to it."

Dazai paused, and suddenly remembered the information about Nagisa that he investigated earlier.Living alone, living in a small rental house of more than ten square meters, I am used to living a hard life, and it is normal to get used to the taste of bitter melon juice...

At this moment, there was a ding-dong doorbell.Minegishi put down his cup and walked towards the door, "Who did I go to see?"

His pace did not know why there was a bit of urgency.

"Wow! This is too bitter!" After getting away from Dazai, the expression on Nagisa Minegishi's face changed from normal to unbearable gnashing of teeth, "If I had known, I would have only put one bitter melon in!"

The system was very puzzled: "Since you are so afraid of suffering, why did the host agree to the target just now, and drank all the bitter gourd juice in one go!"

"You don't understand." Minegishi still hasn't felt the taste on the back of his tongue fade away, his face is almost wrinkled from the bitterness, "If I don't do it so neatly, he will have to hold me back again. Salary!"

"If I had known this, why did you have to squeeze bitter gourd juice for others?" came the faint voice of the system, "Squeeze a glass of juice obediently, and this will not happen."

"That's even worse!" Nagisa Minegishi insisted on his own thoughts, "At least I let Dazai drink a sip of bitter melon juice just now. If I squeezed the juice, wouldn't it be possible for him to drink this sip!"

system:"……"

He took a sip, but you drank a whole glass!

Sometimes it is really hard to tell whether the host is really smart or fake smart.

*

When the doorbell rang for the third time, Nagisa Minegishi finally walked to the door, "Here it is!" He turned the doorknob, and after seeing the appearance of the person standing at the door, he was surprised, "Why... "

The person opposite also had the same surprised expression as him. After turning her eyes around the casual home clothes on Nagisa, she spoke again, "Minegishi-kun, why are you here?"

"Are you here to see Dazai?" Minegishi stepped in, "Come talk first, A..."

"My name is A." The petite woman bowed slightly to him, and then walked in, "I just made crab meat stew at home, and I accidentally made too much, so I thought of coming over to give some to Mr. Dazai."

Nagisa Minegishi glanced at the food box in her hand, she did too much by accident, she clearly came here specially to catch up with her and increase her favorability!

But... he suddenly thought of the pot of big crabs that Dazai solved alone for dinner today, and he was even more sure of what he discovered today.

Dazai really likes to eat crab meat!

"That..." Mr. A twisted his hand holding the food box in bewilderment, his cheeks turned pink, and his eyes flickered back and forth embarrassedly, "If I go in now, I really won't disturb Mr. Dazai Is it?" Anyone with a discerning eye could see what she meant to Dazai.

However, the expression on Mine Angi's face remained the same as before, and there was even a trace of doubt, "Why bother? But if you bring him dinner, it is indeed possible, after all, we just finished eating."

Child A's face froze, then she parted the corners of her mouth and forced a smile, "Then, I'll go in." As a result, when she walked into the living room and let Dazai see her, Dazai's reaction was the same. It was exactly the same when Minegishi opened the door before.

"How did you come?"

"I accidentally made too much dinner at home. I thought you lived alone, so I planned to come over and give you some." A son repeated what he said to Nagisa, and she opened the very luxurious cup in her hand. Suddenly, he said a little discouraged, "But I just heard from Minegishi-kun that you have already eaten, maybe Mr. Dazai can't eat it now, right?"

"Since you know everything, why bother sending it in?" Dazai looked at her inexplicably.

Child A's face froze again.

"puff."

Dazai and Azi looked back at the same time, Minegishi held back the smile on his lips, and went to the kitchen with a glass filled with bitter gourd juice, "Go ahead, go on, I'll go clean the cup."

The voices in the living room became less and less clear as he walked away, Minegishi took the cup and walked to the pool.He turned on the faucet, looked at the gurgling water, and said in his mind, "System, do you feel that... Dazai seems to have a normal attitude towards the heroine, and he has not fallen in love with her like the plot said."

He had noticed it when he was in the bar before, but he was not sure yet.Looking at it today, it was exactly as he thought.

According to the plot given to him by the system, these two people should be in love now, and they just missed the window paper in the middle.However, now, Minegishi has never seen that Dazai has anything special about A-zi, but instead has a kind of, um... uncomprehending straight man feeling.

The author has something to say:

A straight man who is incomprehensible to others will soon become a flirtatious gay man to you