Dress up as a moron couple with the boss

Author, do you have a hole in your head?

More than just pitfalls, I guess the author must have lost his mind!

brain damage +1

The author has the ability to leave the address, and the old lady will send you the blade.

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Qin Tang looked at his novel comment section and frowned, what's going on?Why did the novel that I had been unfinished for more than a month suddenly end?

Why is the hero and the vicious female partner together?

Why did my gentle and pure little shou become a big villain that everyone shouted and beat?How the hell was he sent to prison?

What about the torture?

Fuck, how can he bear this?

Which evil pen that kills thousands of knives helped him fill in the hole?

The bewildered Qin Tang thought of one person first, and only this person knew that he was writing a novel.

So he picked up the phone and called his stupid assistant Fang Ze, but he didn't expect that it was really the second lack.

Er Que even took the initiative to admit his evil behavior, and even claimed that he helped him complete the first great book in his life!

Depend on!This person has a grudge against him, right?

Qin Tang's first reaction was how to fire Fang Ze without paying employee compensation.

"How about boss?" Fang Ze was still chattering on the other end of the phone.

"Didn't you let me have time to help you sort out the chapters? I saw that everyone was urging to update, so I filled it out for you. I was a master at writing romance novels when I was in college. Don't worry about my writing style. Although the hero has lost the regent, he is also happily with the heroine, isn't it perfect? ​​How many people will be touched by this pure love!"

After listening to Fang Ze's rambling, Qin Tang now wanted to kill someone, "I'm writing about Tanmei, Tanmei! You're an idiot!"

After hanging up the phone, Qin Tang was in despair. He felt pain in his heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys and every part of his body.

In the novel, the little shou Gu Li, who was turned into a big villain, fulfilled all his fantasies about his future lover. He was born noble, talented, powerful in martial arts, and overwhelmed the country...

In short, he really devoted all his efforts, hoping that his Bai Yueguang will be happy in the future.Then marry the regent Qin Yichuan who is as majestic, handsome and successful as himself.By the way, the two of them achieved a great success in Nanyu Kingdom.

It's a pity that he has been very busy recently because of a business. Not long after he came back from a business trip, his Ali was...

Ruined by that idiot!

This deep and revealing whip marks, this horrific cry, this peerless and frivolous laugh, this man's amazing body...

Damn, what kind of adjectives are these?

Qin Tang bit the bullet and continued to read this novel. Where did this Prince Tang who focused on torturing Xiao Shou come from?

He was not fed enough to eat, and was beaten every day, and the most hateful thing was that he even poked him with a needle...

what!God!

Qin Tang felt that he was going crazy...

This Fang Ze is a pervert who focuses on SM, right?

Why didn't he find out that Fang Ze had such a bad habit before?

There will be problems if this kind of person stays around, right?

Wait, this tyrannical Prince Tang actually has the same name and surname as himself, and his name is also Qin Tang?

It was really a rush, it felt like Fang Ze did it on purpose, Qin Tang felt that his eyes were darkened, and he passed out all of a sudden...

When he woke up again, he was actually in a completely strange environment.

It was a noisy mess outside, as if many people were in a meeting.

"My Majesty, please be clear. The murder of Prince Tang is inseparable from his male concubine, Gu Nu. You must punish Gu Nu severely!"

"Yes! This is Gu Nu. He was still entangled with the former regent Qin Yichuan, so a person like him has ulterior motives!"

"What General Li said is very true. Our Gu family has already severed ties with Gu Nu, so please the emperor also pay attention to it, and don't worry about the face of the Gu family."

The emperor Qin Qi, who was sitting upright, was silent for a long time, and then said expressionlessly: "The person is already on trial, and you have said so much about whether to kill or not, in my opinion, let's talk about it after Prince Tang wakes up!"

What Qin Qi is most worried about right now is his younger brother.

If it weren't for him, my throne wouldn't be so stable now, but unfortunately the imperial doctor said that he was in danger, which is really sad.So he beheaded all the imperial doctors who participated in the treatment. If the disease could not be cured, they were all useless waste!

Qin Tang was stunned when he heard the dispute outside, what's going on, where is he?

It seemed that he had been lying down for too long, and his neck hurt from the tightness of the pillow. Qin Tang got up and looked, he felt that he had made a fortune...

Such a large piece of emerald jade pillow, if it is real, it is not a problem to fetch hundreds of millions at the auction.

Before he finished researching the authenticity, a man who looked like a little eunuch entered the room. Qin Tang sat on the bed like a thief who stole antiques, quite embarrassed.

"My lord! Are you awake?"

"My lord?" Qin Tang pointed to himself, "Are you calling me?"

"Damn the slave!"

Qin Tang was a little innocent, he knelt down as soon as he said it, was he his own father?

At this time, Qin Qi who was outside heard the commotion in the house, and hurriedly led someone in.

"Great, Tang'er, you're finally awake!"

Qin Tang could feel the man's excitement. After all, after seeing him, tears filled his eyes.

It was originally a very warm brother and friend, but the next second the man suddenly gave an order, "Hurry up and drag out the servant who disturbed Prince Tang's rest!"

"Hey! No, he didn't do anything wrong..."

"what!"

With a scream from outside, Qin Tang seemed to know where it was. The person in front of him was probably the tyrant Qin Qi in his book, and he was the extra character, Qin Qi's younger brother, the third prince. Qin Tang.

To put it bluntly, I am the pervert who harmed Gu Li, stabbed him with a needle... uh... beast.

After being forcibly pulled by Qin Qi to respect his brothers and sisters, Qin Tang finally figured out the ins and outs of his identity.

It turned out that I had always been the Generalissimo guarding the border before, and the regent Qin Yichuan had long planned to plot against him, and he let him settle it.

As a result, Qin Yichuan had the aura of the protagonist, and his rebellion was suddenly instigated by Gu Li.

From then on, the regent was no longer the regent, and he also married the vicious female partner he had set before, that is, Gu Li's concubine sister Gu Xiang, and the two lived a happy life that was said to be very happy.

However, Gu Li was sent to prison by the emperor and suffered all kinds of torture. Later, he was taken over by the original owner of his body and made the lowest male concubine.

In this way, it is actually called a good name to take care of the old Prime Minister Gu's face.

Go fuck it, this is a proper humiliation, okay?

so fucking angry...

"Brother Huang, where is my Ali?"

What Qin Tang is most curious about now is what his Ali looks like, and whether he is exactly the same as he imagined.

You must know that he is a standard science student, when he described Gu Li's appearance, he used the sentences he copied from the Internet, and then pieced together his vivid image.

What are the flying eyebrows, the tear mole at the corner of the eye, the dew-like eyes, the straight bridge of the nose...

Sensing someone outside, Qin Qi coughed lightly, and a man who looked like a servant came in, kneeling respectfully on the ground, which startled Qin Tang.

What is this thing?Short and ugly?

Mom!There is indeed a mole as big as Gail's thumb in the corner of the eye!

If I knew it earlier, I might as well write it myself, even if I write about something delicate and soft, tall and long legs are fine, this... what should I do?

Seeing that the people on the ground didn't intend to leave, Qin Tang thought about how likely he would be to go back if he slammed against the pillar beside the bed. He couldn't just make Fang Ze's idiot die of anger, right?

"Your majesty, lord, Gu Nu has just been punished and is unable to move, so I came to ask for instructions on whether to carry him here or back to the palace."

The people on the ground didn't seem to have seen any big scenes, and they were trembling with fear.

Only then did Qin Tang realize that he had misunderstood, "A Li was beaten so badly that he couldn't leave? I have to go and see!"

He hurriedly got off to put on his shoes, only to find that there were too many rules about dressing in ancient times. There were three layers inside and three layers outside, so it would take a while to put on a dress.

Qin Qi stared at him with two unbelievably big eyes, "Tang'er, you have not recovered from your serious injury... Are you sure you..."

Feeling that saying this is unnecessary, Qin Tang's physical condition looks stronger than his, as if he has returned to the light, which made Qin Qi even more worried, and sent a lot of people to follow him.

Qin Tang focused on looking for his Ali, and finally found him in the innermost cell of the dungeon.

This is simply a bloody blood cell, how can there be a human being!

Before he had time to ask why they beat him, Qin Tang rushed into the cell and took a look at the man on the ground, not to mention the injuries all over his body, even if he wanted to take him out, he didn't know where to hug him.

"Ali! Ari!"

Hearing his voice, the people on the ground flinched in obvious fear.

Gu Li was really afraid that he would die. When he was unconscious, he kept complaining in his heart, "Damn, what brand of monster is this!"

Qin Tang finally brought Gu Li back to his palace, originally planning to find the best imperial doctor for him...

Only then did I know that all the imperial doctors in the palace were killed by Qin Qi...

Nima!Can such a tyrant become emperor?He is the official partner of the vicious female partner Gu Xiang, okay?

These two people were supposed to go to hell together, but why did everyone get married in harmony, and his Ali became a heinous scapegoat.

Thinking of this, Qin Tang wished that his stupid assistant, Fang Ze, would be the one to look back at Li, so that he could experience the pain of being stabbed... er... beaten... er... and that kind of pain!

I found a lot of doctors from outside to treat Gu Li's illness, but the injured one...

It can be described as horrible.

Not to mention new wounds and old wounds, some places are already rotten enough to see the bones.

After finally prescribing the medicine, the doctor hurriedly withdrew, fearing that the irritable prince would stay for dinner or something.

Can the prince who can leave such a cruel impression on the common people be a good person?

If it wasn't for Qin Tang's fear of pain, he would have given his body two swords to relieve his hatred!

A little later, Gu Li woke up with unbearable pain all over his body, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw BT's fierce appearance, and his big copper bell-like eyes were flickering at him.

It's midnight, right?Does he not sleep?Gu Li felt a buzzing pain in his head...

"you're awake?"

Qin Tang was worried that Gu Li was afraid of him, so he deliberately softened his voice, but he didn't expect him to be even more terrifying in Gu Li's eyes.

"No! I'm not awake!"

Gu Li closed his eyes and pretended to be dizzy. Sure enough, people named Qin Tang in this world are very scary.