My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Chu Ge put the biscuit on the ground, and sat on the sofa silently with his back to Lu Haikong, his forehead resting on the backrest, thinking about life without saying a word.

"Baby, don't be angry with brother?" Liang Ming smiled and walked over, with one leg crossed on the sofa, reaching out to hold Chu Ge's face.

Lu Haikong was dumbfounded, the friend seems to know my wife very well?He dragged Liang Huan off the sofa, and asked with a stern face, "What's your name, baby? Is your name baby? Do you think it's baby?"

"Are you both annoying?" Chu Ge finally turned his head impatiently, looking straight at Liang Huan, "How do you know Lu Haikong?"

Lu Haikong let go of Liang Huan, and couldn't guess the relationship between the two for a while, so he leaned over and coaxed Chu Ge, "You guys know each other? I really don't know anything about it."

"He is Liang Min." Chu Ge said angrily.

"You haven't told me your real name for so many years?" Lu Hai stared straight at Liang Ming, "Isn't your name Liang Jun?"

Chu Ge sneered a few times, "My senior brother has the word Jun in his name. I will call my senior brother after curing the biscuits."

"Don't tell me." Liang Huan came over quickly, and explained flatteringly, "I have no other choice, my brother really has difficulties."

After he finished speaking, he stared at Lu Haikong with a dark expression all night. Lu Haikong gave him a slap in the face helplessly, and continued to coax Chu Ge, "The most urgent thing now is to cure the biscuits. Didn't Liang Ming mention Shangcheng and Sun Yuzhou before he left? Is it related to him? Now it’s time to torture him.”

Liang Huan poked Lu Haikong quietly, "Are you sure you used the word torture correctly?"

Lu Haikong nodded expressionlessly but firmly.

In fact, Chu Ge didn't particularly blame Liang Huan, but he was stunned for a while. No one thought that Liang Huan and Lu Haikong were comrades-in-arms, so there was a good explanation for Liang Huan's disappearance in the past few years.

"Aren't you specialized in andrology?" Chu Ge scanned the living room a few times, but there was no sign of Biscuit.

"Let me be locked in the study." Liang Ming said, "What do adults talk and children listen to?"

Chu Ge: ...

"That's right, there are mostly men in the army, so it's not wrong to say that I specialize in andrology." Liang Huan agreed unconsciously at all.

Chu Ge: "...What happened to the veterinarian?"

Liang Huan chuckled a few times, "Part-time job. By the way, I showed Biscuit a look before I came. The condition is very serious. I have to take it home for a proper operation. I am worried that you will be lonely during this time, so I specially Find a replacement pet for you."

"... How serious is it?" Chu Ge was stunned, looking at Liang Min with disbelief.

Lu Haikong felt that Liang Min's acting was a bit too much, so he quietly moved to his side and stepped on him, "Liang Min's medical skills must be fine, and healthy and complete biscuits will be delivered in a few days."

Chu Ge was a little creepy when he heard this, "What is complete..."

"Where are you, look at the substitute that brother brought you." Liang Ming bent down and groped under the coffee table for a while, then stood up with a big turtle in his arms.

Chu Ge gave him a sideways glance, "What are you doing for me with that bastard in your arms?"

Liang Huan pondered for a moment, then said, "Wait for it to lay an egg for you to play with, and throw it to anyone who doesn't like it."

Although Liang Huan is not in shape, the turtle is cute and tight.A pair of mung bean-sized eyes stared at him, and his limbs swayed slowly twice.The ghost's carapace is raised, and the top of the head is symmetrical with large scales.

"Is the biscuit protruding seriously?" Chu Ge still asked worriedly.

"Well, I'll take it back and take a look. There aren't many instruments here, so it's easier to get back to my place." Liang Ming put the tortoise down, "This tortoise is also easy to feed, and the land, sea and air know everything. You too Don't think too much, it's just a cat, can my brother cheat you?"

Chu Ge nodded, seeing Lu Gui crawling slowly on the floor, it was quite funny.

"Let's eat first. I haven't tasted Lu Haikong's cooking for a long time." Liang Huan went to the dining table to finish cooking, and reached out to stop Chu Ge who was going to help in the kitchen. "Please, don't make any trouble. Let brother eat Is it okay to eat?"

"..." Chu Ge sat down, and finally found a chance to ask him, "What's the matter with the sentence you dropped last time?"

Liang Huan sipped his saliva, frowned and said, "I don't know either."

"...?" Chu Ge looked at him puzzled, "Then what do you mean by saying that?"

"I also just learned the news that one of them is staring at your senior brother and the other is staring at you. It must be nothing good." Liang Ming said, "Don't pay too much attention to it, but you have to be on guard. What can you say to make people remember?"

Liang Huan couldn't figure it out in his heart. It would be impossible to say that he missed the face of his senior brother and Chu Ge.Although people are good-looking, they can't be dazed for so many years.

Chu Ge's heart skipped a beat, feeling something was wrong, but he couldn't figure it out for a while.

After eating, Liang Min left with the biscuit in his arms. Before the biscuit left, he rubbed Chu Ge's hand reluctantly.The tortoise, on the other hand, walked slowly, step by step, walking behind Chu Ge as if his paws were swaying.

"Have you become a spirit?" Chu Ge stared back at it faintly, "Why don't we go for a walk to digest food?"

After dinner, Chu Ge likes to go out for a walk. He used to be a lead dancer, but now that he is not familiar with the place, he has to take a biscuit for a walk.Now that the little biscuit was sent to Liang Huan, he could only take the big turtle with him at the next best thing.

Lu Haikong had been at the door for 10 minutes, holding hands and waiting for Chu Ge and Da Gui to come over step by step.

"Why don't I hold it?" Lu Haikong walked over with a smile, glanced at the big turtle and frowned again.

"Don't spoil." Chu Ge said righteously, "Let it climb into the elevator by itself."

There are quite a few people walking in the park in the evening to digest food, and there are also people walking cats and dogs, but this is the first time I have seen a turtle.Chu Ge's temperament has become more and more lazy recently, and he can't wait to break one step into three steps, and slipping the turtle is also in line with his recent temper.

"Oh." Chu Ge dragged his voice and said slowly, "I forgot to call."

"Who are you calling?" Lu Haikong also slowed down and followed him.

"For Lu Chong." Chu Ge frowned slightly, and decided to tell Yan Sheng's request, "Yan Sheng said that Lu Chong might have done something to him recently, and he lost a lot of weight, so let me persuade you Lu Chong."

Lu Haikong still remembered Lu Chong. Although his heart was a little sour, he also knew that the feelings in the temple were very pure.As the saying goes, after all, a friend in adversity sees the truth.

"I don't think Lu Chong is a person who can use tricks." Lu Haikong said, "I think he also has an open and aboveboard temper, so he won't make a fool of himself for trivial things."

Chu Ge glanced at him and said, "Is that a big deal?"

The phone was connected quickly, and Lu Chong's panting voice came from the opposite side.

"Punching?" Chu Ge asked.

Lu Chong hummed, "Why are you calling now?"

Chu Ge and Lu Chong are not people who beat around the bush, so they simply opened the skylight and said, "I saw Yan Sheng a few days ago."

"What did you see him for?" Lu Chong immediately said nothing nice.

Chu Ge: "I see that he has become very thin recently, have you provoked him?"

"I provoked him?" Lu Chong snorted harshly, "I was taken back to the temple before I planned to do anything to him, and besides, I broke up with him long ago, so I wouldn't hold him tight. He should be What about Wu Yanzu himself?"

"Didn't do anything?" Chu Ge asked again uncertainly.

"Master Uncle." Lu Chong's tone was a bit serious, "He's not worth my troubles."

Chu Ge suddenly had the feeling that the second dog in the family had enlightened, "It's good that you understand, practice hard and strive to become a teacher, and the uncle will not disturb you."

After hanging up the phone, Chu Ge and Dagui tilted their heads to look at Lu Haikong.

"What did you say?" Lu Haikong thought it was cute, and rubbed Chu Ge's hair in his heart.

"I feel like I did the math all over again..."