My gay friend always thinks he is straight

When going out, Yan Sheng said that he had something to do and took a taxi and left first.Zhao Da and Chu Ge lived together, and Lu Haikong sent them back first.

Lu Haikong fastened his seat belt, and suddenly remembered Zhao Da's words in the box, and asked, "Why did you get beaten for singing "Ji Gong Ballad"?"

Chu Ge sat in the co-pilot, leaned his head on the back of the chair, looked at Lu Haikong and said, "The martial arts school where I learned martial arts when I was a child has a connection with Taoism, and I alone can sing a Ji Gong ballad. Every time it is my turn to perform, Master Go beat me up."

Lu Haikong and Zhao Dazhi felt that he deserved it.

The house that Chu Ge and Zhao Da rented was a three-bedroom, two-living room. Because it was far away from the city center and not near the subway station, the rent was naturally cheaper.He and Zhao Da shared the rent and didn't feel any pressure. Although commuting to and from get off work was inconvenient, it was comfortable to live in anyway.

Lu Haikong sent the man down and turned around to take a taxi back to the dormitory. Chu Ge felt a ruthless emotion for some reason, and it happened that there was a thunderous roar in the sky at this time.

Chu Ge took the opportunity and said, "Why don't you stay here, we still have vacant guest rooms. At this point, it's not easy to take a taxi in our place."

Lu Haikong didn't have much intention of leaving at first, seeing that Chu Ge didn't invite him upstairs, he thought he was too eager to make a good impression just now.Just a thunder, Chu Ge's words just hit his mind.

"Hmm..." Lu Haikong pretended to think, "Then I will trouble you."

"Thank you for inviting me to dinner," Chu Ge pulled Zhao Da, who was sleeping loudly in the back seat, "Don't sleep! I'm home! I'm going to finish eating the spicy crayfish!"

After finishing speaking, Zhao Dameng opened his eyes suddenly, woke up too fast and couldn't distinguish the surrounding scenery, and said to Chu Ge with a blank face, "Where's my crayfish?"

Chu Ge: "I'm in the restaurant, I quickly closed the car door and went back."

Entering the door is the living room, and Lu Haikong stared at the big red sofa beside him for a few seconds.

After changing his shoes, Chu Ge looked at Lu Haikong staring at the sofa in a daze and explained, "This is the new house for the landlord to get married. The two of us went abroad not long after the decoration was completed. It happened that Zhao Da and I caught up, and the rent was not expensive. What? I stayed here without changing anything.”

Lu Haikong looked around. The house was decorated in a modern style. Although it was far away from the downtown area, it was fortunately quiet.

The action movie that Lu Haikong had been obsessed with for many years did not happen throughout the night. Lu Haikong grabbed the quilt in his hand, thinking that the person he had been thinking about for many years lived next door.

like a dream.

In the dream, there was Chu Ge's 17-year-old face, which seemed to be full of bookishness, but his fists made the tiger look like a tiger.Chu Ge walked up to him, wiped off the blood from the corner of his mouth, and smiled calmly.

Early the next morning, Chu Ge was awakened sleepily by the smell of rice, and opened the door to see Lu Haikong walking back and forth in the kitchen.

Zhao Da in the other master bedroom was also woken up, looking at Chu Ge with his jaw about to drop to the ground.

Chu Ge rubbed his eyes, "You also find it unbelievable? I didn't believe what Yan Sheng said yesterday, but suddenly I came to the three-dimensional space and I couldn't get used to it. Go back and sleep for a while..."

"Come back to me," Zhao Da didn't even think about it, he stepped up and grabbed Chu Ge's collar, "What's the matter with your face? Has the skin of the snake shed? Or did you finally find that your skin is too thick and you want to take it off? layer?"

Chu Ge looked inexplicably at Zhao Da, who was bewitched early in the morning, and stretched out his hand to probe his forehead, "Has your brain grown muscles? Why can't I understand what you are saying? Is it because I haven't woken up yet? Then I'll go to sleep again." In a while..."

Zhao Da: "It's stupid to sleep again, you touch your chin."

Before Chu Ge touched his chin, Zhao Da raised his hand and tore off the layer of skin on Chu Ge's chin fluttering in the wind with his bare hands.

"Aww!" Chu Ge felt a pain in his jaw. Looking at the large piece of skin pinched by Zhao's big fingers, his eye circles turned red, "Tear off human skin! You pervert! Open the human skin inn!"

"What's wrong?" Lu Haikong came out with a portion of fried vegetables in his hand, "Chu Ge, are you crying?"

"He tore my skin!" Chu Ge seemed to see a savior, "Uncle policeman, you must help me get justice!"

Lu Haikong frowned and looked at the white skin that had exploded on Chu Ge's face, and couldn't help but stretched out his hand to tear a piece.

Chu Ge: "..."

Chu Ge was so frightened by the unanimous actions of the two that his back was a little cold, and he immediately ran to the bathroom to look in the mirror.

Lying down a big trough, this handsome and personable person with a blown face is Sei!

"What's wrong with your face? Is it an allergy?" Lu Haikong came over and asked concerned, "Is there a problem with eating last night? Do you feel uncomfortable?"

The height of the mirror was fine for Chu Ge, but not for Lu Haikong.Now Lu Hai is propped on the sink empty-handed, his back slightly raised, and he looks sideways at Chu Ge, with a bit of anxiety on his face.

From the corner of Lu Haikong's eye, he saw the mirror image in the mirror, and his heart burst into joy, and the kiss was successful!

The cheap Chu Ge tore the skin with a sour face, "It should be the ointment that was applied last night, but it has become a thin film now."

Zhao Da was very relieved when he heard this explanation, and happily sat down at the table to have breakfast early.

When Chu Ge and Lu Haikong returned to the dining table, there were only two bowls of porridge...and three empty plates.

"You emissary of the altar!" Chu Ge angrily threw himself on Zhao Da's back, wrapping one arm around his neck, "Spit out what I ate!"

Seeing this, Lu Haikong wanted to go into the kitchen to make another one, so Chu Ge quickly stopped him, "Are you planning to go to work after making breakfast?"

"Skipping breakfast in the morning is bad for your stomach. The doctor said that your acne is a gastrointestinal problem. How can you do it without breakfast? Wait for me for a while, why don't you let me fry an egg and warm a cup of milk for you to drink." Lu Haikong said, with long legs After a few steps to the kitchen, the aroma of fried eggs came from the kitchen after a while.

"The sides were fried up, and the egg yolk was runny. I sprinkled some pepper on it. These green peppers are not spicy. Although they are simple, they are vegetables anyway. They are good for the body and have no effect on acne. "Lu Haikong put the eggs and milk in front of Chu Ge, and the apron was a bit short on Lu Haikong.

Lu Haikong took off the apron with the cow pattern without changing his face, and told Chu Ge to eat quickly like a child.When he was about to untie the strap of the apron at the back of his neck, he paused his hands, and naturally walked up to Chu Ge and knelt down slightly, "I can't reach the strap at the back, please untie it for me."

Chu Ge just took a sip of milk, when he heard this, he immediately put down his glass and untied the belt of his apron for Lu Haikong.

At Chuge University, a teacher said every day that a woman's neck and legs should not be too long.He thought to himself, the teacher had never seen Lu Haikong, if he saw Lu Haikong's neck and legs, he would feel too much for women.

Lu Haikong stood up, turned around and suddenly looked at Chu Ge for a few seconds.Then he leaned forward and wiped the corners of Chu Ge's mouth with a little smile, "You can drink milk to your mouth, do you want to buy you a rice bag for next meal?"

Chu Ge absently stuck out his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth, "Don't waste it."

Lu Haikong intuitively looked at a g/v poster.

Lu Haikong pretended to cough a few times before saying, "You eat first, don't eat too fast because you are in a hurry, it is not good for your stomach. I am going to work now, and there are some things in the bureau recently."

Chu Ge nodded, "Don't you want to eat before leaving?"

"No, I'll just buy some on the way." Lu Haikong said casually, "I'm leaving first, call me if you need anything."

After Lu Haikong left, Chu Ge finished his breakfast, and as soon as he turned around, he saw Zhao Da looking at him with the expression of seeing a ghost.

Chu Ge asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Zhao Da shook his head in a daze, stood up in a trance, and walked into the kitchen with a few empty plates.After a while, suddenly poked his head out from the kitchen, "Chu Ge...you...you don't think there is anything wrong?"

Chu Ge asked puzzledly, "What's wrong? Have you taken too many psycho pills?"

Zhao Da actually agreed in a serious way, and turned back to the kitchen to wash the dishes with the expression of seeing a lot of ghosts, muttering, "Maybe I opened the medicine box in the wrong way this morning..."

Recently, it has been regarded as the off-season of translation, and the person who handles the manuscript has not sent any documents, and there is not much private work.Chu Ge was having fun at work, secretly browsing Weibo to watch American dramas.

After a while, the little penguin in the lower left corner kept changing, dazzling.Seeing that such frenzied news came from a private account, Chu Ge ignored it without even thinking about it.

After a while, another avatar appeared, and Chu Ge saw that it was his own second-hand product.

[Pickup Chirp Chirp: Master Uncle! ! !Something is wrong! ! ! ]

[Besieged on all sides: What?Going to the toilet without paper?The sky is high and the emperor is far away. I can't help you. ]

[Pickup Chirp Chirp Chirp: No, uncle, the master asked us to find you on the Ghost Festival.Uncle, please don't talk about the letter I tipped off. Recently, the head of the sect has added a new method of punishment. It's too weird!They actually let us wear Mifen red bellybands and sang "Can't afford to be hurt"! ]

Chu Ge thought about it for a while, since the head brother broke up with him many years ago, his mental state has been floating in outer space, and normal people don't want to explore the brain hole of a lunatic at all.

And why do you have such a thing as a red bellyband in the sect of your group of old men?

...Perverted dirty!

[Besieged on all sides: Why are you guys looking for me on Hungry Ghost Festival? ... No, it won't work if other things come to me. ]

A few minutes later, the other side sent a message.

[Pickup tweeted tweeted: I'll withdraw the uncle first, and the headman called me to move the bricks. ]

Chu Ge closed the dialog box, and looked for the chat that he had just ignored from the message log.Chu Ge felt like crying, and was very moved. He didn't expect that everyone would care about him so much after he had been out of the sect for so long.Unified came over to report the news, and asked Chu Ge to stay as far away as possible so as not to be caught by them.

Three seconds later, these people sent a unified message, [Master, what specialties do you have there?The rabbits in the back mountain have all become fine, and it is too difficult to catch one recently. ]

Chu Ge: ...

Ha ha.

You bunch of idiots can't even catch rabbits, it's a shame to the foodies.