My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Chu Ge originally went downstairs to buy some condoms and lubricants. There is a pharmacy within 200 meters of the road outside the community, which has everything you need.But now that Lu Haikong came suddenly, it seemed unnatural to buy medicine on the pretext.

"Fat Lu Lu, why don't you go back first?" Chu Ge asked in a low voice.

Lu Haikong teased him, "What are you going to buy?"

"Planning and living supplies." Chu Ge said solemnly.

"You give birth?" Lu Haikong reached out and touched his lower abdomen, "Do you want a son or a daughter? I will protect the older one."

Chu Ge: ...

"This time, let's stock up more, so we don't have to go down and buy it again and again, or it won't be enough." Lu Haikong confidently took Chu Ge's hand and walked to the drugstore.

The pharmacy is not far from the community. There used to be one in the community, but they were too familiar with each other, so Chu Ge chose to stay away.But as soon as the door was opened, Chu Ge almost knelt down.

"You must want to say, 'Why are you everywhere', right?" The doctor was listening to the Peking Opera, and when he heard the door knocking, he opened his eyes and looked almost amused, "I'm curious too, could this be Fate? Hey! The guy in the back, I also remember you, is your mind alright?"

Lu Haikong: [Doctor Liu, I'm so stupid that I wasn't bullied. ]

"Look, I said you were a couple at the time, you young man insisted on telling me no." Dr. Liu closed his voice and stood up, "Isn't it that you can come here hand in hand?"

He raised his longevity eyebrows, made a two-hand gesture, shook his eyes and pointed at Chu Ge and Lu Haikong, and said triumphantly, "Let me tell you, my pair have sharp eyes, you can't fool me." My old man."

Chu Ge was neither advancing nor retreating, so he had no choice but to ask Lu Haikong for help, [It feels like the Queen Mother discovered it, you cover me and escape first? ]

Lu Haikong squeezed his hand comfortingly, "Doctor, let me buy some...supplies."

"I understand, I understand. There are quite a lot of goods coming in recently." Dr. Liu blinked at Chu Ge, walked into the back of the medicine cabinet, and leaned out half of his body after a while, "Hey, I said the tall guy, are you going to How much?"

"Ten each first."

"No problem." Dr. Liu waved his hand, and returned to the back of the medicine cabinet in a blink of an eye.

Chu Ge said goodbye to Dr. Liu in a trance, and sincerely lamented that not only is the world really small, but Dr. Liu has so many businesses.

When Chu Ge returned home with a blushing face, Zhang Tiande had already moved to the gate of Zhao Gate, squatting pitifully aside and playing with the wall with his hands.After hearing the voice, he looked back quietly, and saw Chu Gechao's red face with sparkling eyes.Lu Haikong, who followed behind, was carrying a big bag of family planning supplies.

Zhang Tiande: [Fortunately for you two, today I don’t want to cause trouble for the uncles of the firefighters. ]

……

Zhao Da, as the king of small movies, provides all-round services according to the needs of customers. He not only meets the physiological and physical requirements of customers, but also greatly enriches the spiritual world. It is the so-called pursuit of qualitative leaps rather than quantitative floods.Zhao Da summed up his understanding of Chu Ge over the years, and immediately selected a film for him.

In order to watch male, male action, action, love, and romance movies for the first time, Chu Ge prepared melon and fruit snacks, turned on the computer and sat on the bed attentively.

It was also the first time that Lu Haikong asked for snacks after seeing g·v, shouldn't they put tissues?

The film unfolds slowly, and the two teenagers in the story, from bamboo horses to white clothes and blue shirts, gradually develop feelings for each other but dare not speak out due to reality.Being ambiguous with each other but still inseparable, I can only press down the sadness in my heart and agree to each other. If you get married one day, I will definitely be your best man.I can't accompany you to complete this journey in this life, but I have to stand beside you at the wedding scene and say "I love you" silently in my heart.I do.

In the passing time, it was a wedding in the blink of an eye, but the eyes of the bride and groom were full of panic and hesitation.The best man didn't see him for a long time, and the farce didn't end until the male mistress broke into the wedding scene and snatched the bride away.The groom couldn't hear the comfort mixed with sarcasm and ridicule around him, so he could only sit in the locker room and hide for a while, his eyes fixed on his mobile phone, and he wanted to call me to tell me that I regretted it, wanted to see you, and wanted to be with you even if there was no wedding. go on.

The bell rang, and the groom almost dropped his phone in excitement.

The beating heartbeat, the dry and hot skin, but the cold voice came to my ears.

The person who wanted to walk with each other supporting each other, but in order to catch up with my wedding, died in a car accident on the spot.

……

Chu Ge: ...? ? ? ?Come out, Zhao Da, I will beat you to death.

Without even thinking about it, Chu Ge jumped off the bed and was about to run out the door with bare feet. Lu Haikong quickly stopped him and hugged him, and brought him back to the bed with one hand.

"There's still the second half, don't worry." Lu Haikong held back his smile, and quickly smoothed out the furious Chu Ge, "If the second half still tells this kind of story, I'll beat him up for you."

"He's gone too far!" Chu Ge cried a little, not because he was sentimental, but because he was ready to study hard before, so he couldn't help substituting himself and Lu Haikong into the role, and the result!

When the film reached the middle part, Chu Ge almost exploded, not out of anger, but out of fear.

Just as he wiped his eyes and nestled in Lu Haikong's arms to adjust his emotions, it suddenly turned into a horror movie.The dead lover's obsession was so deep that he turned into a ghost and entangled the groom's body, never leaving for a moment.So, during the day, he accompanied the groom to drink away his worries.Dreaming at night and its lingering.The purpose of the second half is very clear, do with ghosts, do with ghosts, do with ghosts.Later, the groom gradually became addicted to it and couldn't extricate himself, so the movie became, having sex with ghosts day and night.

Lu Haikong: ...

He lowered his head and looked at Chu Ge carefully, for fear that the other party would jump and smash the other party's door. Although this movie is indeed a bit abrupt in an action movie, the second half is still very fragrant and charming... If you ignore Chu Ge, the more you The words of the increasingly depressed face.

"If I become a ghost, I will haunt you too." Lu Haikong kissed Chu Ge and smiled.

"Bah, bah, bah, what are you talking about?" Chu Ge frowned and closed the computer, dragging his cheeks bitterly, "I think I'll go find a few movies by myself tomorrow, if I ask Zhao Dayao again, I'm sure Go to the andrology department to see a doctor."

Lu Hai put his head on the back of Chu Ge's neck and said with a smile, "We'll see when we go to our house."

"Say something happy." Chu Ge found a comfortable place to nest, "Why are you called fat Lu Lu?"

Lu Haikong reached out to turn off the light, and hugged Chu Ge in his arms, "When I was young, I loved to eat very much, and I was prone to obesity. It’s really like a ball. At that time, I was always bullied because I was too fat. Later, I grew taller, and my grandfather always urged me to exercise in some ways, and some of the flesh on my body disappeared.”

Chu Ge touched his sharp chin, "I really can't tell, did you cry secretly when you were bullied when you were young?"

Lu Haikong: "That's not true, because I have always been a little fat man and didn't feel much in my heart, and I was taught by my grandfather to lose weight so I don't have time to cry secretly, but I ate a lot."

"Do you have any photos of that time?" Chu Ge asked curiously.

Lu Haikong looked at the person in his arms silently, and suddenly his arms tightened, as if making a decision, he said, "There are photos in the phone, I will find them for you."

In the photo, Lu Haikong is in his teens. He is much taller than before. Although there is still some baby fat on his face, he can still see his current appearance from his face.At that time, he would accompany his grandfather to visit an old friend every once in a while, and the strange fat boy who came suddenly, he was white and looked like a bun, for which he was often bullied by the local gangsters.

Teenagers, apart from being forced to run by their grandfather recently, only use kung fu to keep fit.The soft arms and fleshy legs couldn't resist a few times, so they could only hold their heads to protect important parts, and secretly endured the fists that fell on their bodies.

Possibly everyone has someone who surprised your time and reached out without hesitation when you were in trouble.Protecting you behind you, even if you are bleeding, you must stubbornly shout that it doesn't hurt.

He showed a smile that was more dazzling than the sun, illuminating your whole world, and comforting you, saying, "Don't be downcast, you don't know kung fu, it's normal that you can't climb this wall."

The little fat man cried and hiccupped, "But last time..."

The other party scratched his head, "It's normal that I couldn't catch up with the pheasant last time. Those little ghosts have been chased out of experience. People who know kung fu can't catch up. Really, I didn't lie to you."

"I'm not talking about that, hiccup, you were hurt last time..."

"A person in the rivers and lakes, how can he not be injured and bleed? I am a hero. Come on, you climb up on my shoulders, and I tell you, the pear juice in that yard is sweet and sweet, especially if you steal it. "Well, step on my shoulder quickly."

The little fat man said shyly, "I'm too fat, I will trample you."

The other party said indifferently, "You are not as fat as my brother. Let me tell you, he used to be a little chubby chick, but now he is back to the shape of an egg!"

The little fat man stepped on the opponent's thin shoulders carefully, and climbed up the wall with trembling legs and feet.The little boy patted him, pointed at the pear tree and said, "You sit here first, and I'll steal, steal, pick pears for you to eat!"

The young man climbed up nimbly, picked a few yellow pears and pocketed them in his clothes, slid down, and sat on the wall with the little fat man, shaking his feet and sharing the pears.

The sun is setting slowly, and the afterglow reflects the back of the boy.

"Are the pears delicious?"

"Extremely delicious! Really!"

"Hey, you don't know we have a saying here."

"What do you say?"

"Eat my pear, and that's mine."

A crisp pear, juicy and sweet, separates.