My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Lu Haikong originally racked his brains to think of what gift to give his lover. Although he and Chu Ge have not been together for a long time, he knows best in his heart, and he has been thinking about him for many years.He thought it was going to be a protracted battle, especially when Sun Yuzhou forcibly straightened the mountain where Chu Ge was. Lu Haikong didn't know how many years he would have to imitate Yugong Yishan before he could find Chu Ge and take him into his heart.It never occurred to me that I just really wanted him to catch up to L City, so I met Chu Ge and got enlightened.In this way, the first Valentine's Day between them was ushered in by surprise.

But... I really didn't expect that Chu Ge would be so satisfied with this so-called "gift", and couldn't help but imagine how chaotic Chu Ge's life in that temple was.Fortunately, he and Chu Ge still have a long way to go, and there are still many Valentine's Days that can be truly celebrated.

The next day should also be the day of departure and return. Lu Haikong drove over. His arm hadn't recovered yet. Of course, Chu Ge couldn't let him take risks, so he pulled Zhao Da over to act as the driver.Chu Qiu clings to Fang Yuanyuan, and goes back with the three of them in the bullet train.

Zhao Da probably didn't sleep well last night. When he came dragging his luggage, his chin was still green with stubble, and there were faint shadows in his eyes.

Lu Haikong opened the trunk and was about to put the suitcases of several people into it.When Chu Ge saw that the disabled person wanted to be a fat man, he hurried over to take it.

"Pay attention to your arms, I won't take care of you if you become old." Chu Ge said with disgust.

"What are the two disabled people arguing about? They are all the same." Zhao Da looked at the bandage on Chu Ge's arm, let out a sigh, and stepped forward to put the luggage one by one into the trunk.

"Didn't sleep well last night?" Chu Ge asked.Zhao Da belongs to the heartless type who falls asleep within three seconds of touching the pillow, and there is almost nothing that can make him insomnia.Even when the corner of the wall was repeatedly pried twice at that time, Zhao Da only got angry for 3 minutes, and then fell down as if he had never been in a relationship and fell asleep until [-] o'clock in the afternoon the next day.

Chu Ge looked at Zhao Dalian and yawned repeatedly, and felt that Zhao Da had encountered a great event.Just as he was about to continue asking with concern, Lu Haikong grabbed the corner of his clothes.

[Zhang Tiande] Lu Haikong made a mouth shape to him.

It was only then that Chu Ge realized that the person who had been chattering around Zhao Da like a sparrow these days was really not there.The sparrow is really a good metaphor, Chu Ge's first thought was the fly...

He wisely didn't ask, and sat in the back seat with Lu Haikong.

Zhao Da went to wipe his face again, and went to a convenience store to buy a few cans of coffee and Red Bull before returning.

"Otherwise, I'll drive." Chu Ge couldn't help but said, "You're driving fatigued, haven't you slept all night?"

"It's okay, the condition is better than your disability." Zhao Da drank a can of coffee and managed to pull himself together. Just as he started the car and was about to leave, there was a knock on the window.

The three people in the car turned their heads together, and saw Zhang Tiande standing outside the window, bending over and knocking on the window.His eyes were fixed on Zhao Da, his lips were tightly pursed, his face was stubborn and unyielding, but his fingers tapped on the car window in an orderly manner.

Zhao Daxian was attracted by the sound of knocking on the window, and quickly turned his head after seeing that it was Zhang Tiande. The person who was still warming up the car stepped on the accelerator and stepped on it.

Zhang Tiande tapped on the window with his fingers in the car exhaust with a dull expression.

[Brother Lu... the displacement of your car is a bit big]

After driving a hundred meters, Chu Ge looked back and saw Zhang Tiande was still in the scorching sun, his arms still in mid-air.

Seeing Zhao Da rubbing his eyes wearily, he sighed and said, "Go back and pick him up. Finally, there is someone sober who can be the driver. Otherwise, I'm really worried about you going on the highway in this state." After all, everyone is young and still young. I haven't experienced the wonderful ups and downs of life. If I go up to reunite with the ancestors in the future, the cowhide is only enough to blow a handkerchief.

Under the persuasion of Lu Haikong and Chu Ge, Zhao Dacai turned around and went back with duplicity.

Zhao Da got angry when he saw Zhang Tiande, said he was going to the bathroom and left again.When he came back, only the co-pilot was left in the car.He winked at Chu Ge: Why don't you sit with me now that this is the case?Can't you see that I am at odds with that grandson?

Chu Ge's eyes were fixed on the roof of the car, and his hands were carelessly touching Lu Haikong's body, clearly conveying the message: [Sorry, I'm selectively blind today].

Lu Haikong smiled indulgently at the side, reached out and grabbed Chu Ge's hand that was wandering around him, held it in the palm of his hand and squeezed it lightly.

[My daughter-in-law may really not know that this kind of behavior is called ignition]

Along the way, the atmosphere became more and more tense.Even Chu Ge, who was sleeping on Lu Haikong's shoulder, couldn't help opening his eyes. He reached out to Lu Haikong and mouthed: [mobile phone]

Lu Haikong decisively took out his mobile phone to him, took Chu Ge's hand, and wrote the password on his palm: [0702]

Isn't this the day when they were together? Chu Ge thought that you changed the password very quickly...

Chu Ge turned his mobile phone to silent and handed it to him, and sent a WeChat message when Lu Haikong was confused.

[Besieged on all sides: Do you want to say something to ease it?I feel a little cold in summer. ]

Lu Haikong looked at Zhao Da who was sitting upright like Queen Elizabeth II on the co-pilot, and shook his head lightly in disbelief.

Before he had time to reply, a message suddenly came in the wechat group.

[Zhao Da is everywhere: When you get back to the service area, tell someone that I have to stop and go to the bathroom, because I drank too much coffee. ]

Chu Ge: Hehe, thank you for the rapid development of technology.

When they stopped at the service area, Zhao Da slammed the car door and left.

Chu Ge asked hesitantly, "Did you... quarrel last night?"

Zhang Tiande was stunned for a moment, and then he came to his senses from wandering mind, he said falteringly, "Hmm...no..."

Chu Ge: Why do I not understand this answer...

He turned his head and looked at Lu Haikong for the solution, with an expression of "I don't quite understand the question of Xueba, so you copy the answer for me".

Lu Haikong coughed, hugged Chu Ge's shoulder comfortingly, and asked tentatively, "Were you together last night?"

"No." Zhang Tiande replied bluntly, "He wasn't there when I went back. After waiting for a long time without seeing anyone, I was anxious, so I went out to look for him. Then..."

Zhang Tiande's eyes were full of confusion and incomprehension, he turned his head and said solemnly, "I met three... mentally handicapped..."

"It's not mentally retarded, how to describe it." Zhang Tiande formed another group of words, "It's probably because I am mentally retarded, and I don't understand this kind of performance art. They may be venting their desire for freedom and their helplessness at being bound by this world. , the fantasy of establishing utopia is an act worthy of respect and understanding."

"What did you see?" Chu Ge heard a question mark on his face, why did he feel like a ghost saw you?

"I saw three bare-chested men running on the beach, reading some classical Chinese while running, and then refuted each other, then hugged each other excitedly and rolled into the sea." Zhang Tiande frowned and lowered his head in thought, said, "This kind of behavior is too noble, I don't quite understand it, but it also makes sense to me."

Chu Ge: ...Excessive brain supplementation may be a disease. In fact, those three are really just a perfect combination of stupid and mentally retarded.

"What is classical Chinese?" Lu Haikong whispered in his ear.

Chu Ge coughed a few times uncomfortably, feeling a bit too shameful to answer this question, and said in a low voice, "It's just... the lyrics of songs like "Mouse Loves Rice" and "Two Butterflies" are commonly used in temples. During the punishment, they have to sing washing, cutting and blowing songs. This time, they probably changed to rap when they were tired from running..."

Lu Haikong: ...

"Don't worry that if you go to the temple in the future, you will be punished for singing. In fact, they often sing some classic songs." Chu Ge said comfortingly.

"Peking opera?" Lu Haikong couldn't help thinking, the Taoist priest with awe-inspiring celestial spirit, the luck in his dantian, and the export is ethereal music.

"Have you ever heard 'Let us live together in the world of mortals, and share the prosperity of life with wine and songs?'" Chu Ge said, "My master likes this song very much."

[What kind of aesthetics are there in your temple? ]

"What insights do you have?" Chu Ge simply hugged the back of the co-pilot, tilted his head and asked Zhang Tiande.

"I think they gave me a kind of not to be bound by the world anymore, to pursue bravely and fight bravely, even if there are difficulties and obstacles, I must have the determination to break free from all shackles." Zhang Tiande thought for a moment, his eyes sparkled, "I won't Those who are intimidated by a little difficulty must catch up with Zhao Da!"

Chu Ge patted him on the shoulder, "Then do your best."

"I think it's hopeless. Let's continue pretending to be asleep." Chu Ge plunged into Lu Haikong's arms.

Lu Haikong rubbed his furry head, his heart suddenly brightened, and he still said softly, "Go to sleep, last night was tossing until the wee hours of the morning."

Zhang Tiande felt that every word that fell into his ears was dirty.

Thanks to Zhang Tiande's 'Awakening' along the way, the atmosphere eased a little. Although Zhao Da still had a cold face all the way, it was obvious that half of the ice had been broken.Because of Lu Haikong's inconvenient arm and Chu Ge's plan to move, he naturally had an excuse to stay overnight at Chu Ge's house.However, when he was about to get home, Chu Qiu called, saying that he was going home soon, and Fang Yuanyuan was reluctant to part, and wanted to use the last few days to express his heartfelt feelings.

After Chu Ge hung up the phone, his heart was very complicated, "Do you think... I might be Ji Yan Ren Ji?"

"I think Yuanyuan is straight." Lu Haikong said, "The first time I saw her, Yuanyuan was wearing a black pair."

Chu Ge secretly figured out Liu Huan's appearance... suddenly he didn't expect anything.

……

When they arrived at the community, Zhao Da and Zhang Tiande finally finished their ice-breaking journey and spoke their first words.

"What are you following me to my house for?" Zhao Da said angrily, "Hurry up and leave."

"The school dormitory is closed now." Zhang Tiande looked at the sky and said innocently.

"You think I'm stupid?" Zhao Da pointed to the sun still hanging in the sky, "Your dormitory closes before two o'clock in the afternoon? Are you still studying?"

"The school is on holiday, and I'm not allowed to stay in the dormitory. I have no place to go anyway. If you drive me away, I will live on the street." Zhang Tiande put the suitcase away, squatted to the side in aggrieved manner, with his hands on his legs He looked up at Zhao Da with teary eyes.

Chu Ge couldn't help but put a dollar in front, and took a photo as a souvenir.

Zhang Tiande finally moved into Chu Ge’s house begging for nothing. Although Zhao Da pulled a self-made cordon at the door of his bedroom, sternly declaring that only Zhang Tiande was allowed to sleep on the sofa, he would never enter his bedroom door. .

Lu Haikong put the suitcases away and prepared to help Chu Ge sort them out. After all, he wanted to move as soon as possible.

Chu Ge just returned to the room after a wash, and saw Lu Haikong's muscular upper body swaying in his room, outlined by the clothes, probably because he had been busy for a while, and his back was slightly soaked in sweat.Chu Ge stepped forward, hugged him from behind, and rubbed his head against his back.

Lu Haikong noticed that someone was coming, and he patted the hands folded on his belly, "I'm sweaty, and you don't think it's dirty. Be good, just sit down and rest for a while after taking a shower."

Chu Ge shook his head, "I don't think so, don't clean up. I haven't seen you sleep on the way, but I slept all the way."

Lu Haikong turned around and hugged Chu Ge, and kissed him on the forehead, "You just let Zhang Tiande in like this, aren't you afraid that Zhao Da will be angry?"

"If he's really angry, Zhang Tiande won't even be able to enter the building." Chu Ge buried his head in front of Lu Haikong's chest, and said intermittently, "You, um, do we want, um, to add some theoretical knowledge?"

Lu Haikong's body froze immediately, he lowered his head and kissed Chu Ge hard, his breath was a little panting, "Wait for me, I'll take a bath."

Chu Ge didn't go out until Lu Haikong went to the bathroom. Zhang Tiande was sitting on the sofa and didn't know why he was so excited, lying on his back and laying down in different postures.Chu Ge pretended not to see it, and went to knock on the opposite door.

"Don't bother me!" A thing was thrown from inside and hit the door, "If you come again, you should go!"

Hearing the muffled voice, Chu Ge guessed that what Zhao Da threw was a pillow, "It's me, open the door quickly." Chu Ge leaned against the door and said.

Sure enough, when he entered the door, he picked up the pillow on the side, and Chu Ge threw it back on Zhao Da, sat down on the bed, and said seriously, "I'm here to borrow a small movie."

"Don't you have one? Maria Ozawa is still your girlfriend." Zhao Da answered without thinking, and lay on the bed hugging the pillow.

After a while, he suddenly came to his senses, sat up and dropped his chin, and said, "Are you enlightened?"

Chu Ge: ... Don't say that I have always been a stone monkey without wisdom like Chaos.

"What kind do you want?" Zhao Daru said, "What skin color? What type? With a plot or a direct climax part? Do you have any requirements for the length of the bottom? Do you have any special hobbies? s`m needs Is it? What kind of series? College series or workplace series or..."

Chu Ge slapped him on the back of the head, "You sell discs under the overpass?"

Looking at Chu Ge, Zhao Da felt as if he had personally taught him how to be sacrificed by a pig for the Chinese cabbage that had been raised at home for so many years.