My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Chu Ge and Lu Haikong hurried back to the hotel after dinner, and called Zhao Da on the way. It happened that Chu Qiu was with them, so they went to Zhao Da's room together.

Around the expected time, there was a gap in the door of Zhao Da's room.When Chu Ge opened the door, he saw Zhao Da pressing Zhang Tiande on the bed. Seeing Chu Ge coming in, Zhang Tiande suddenly covered his face shyly.

Chu Ge: ...I don't really want to see it.

"You guys are busy first, is 10 minutes enough? Let's go out first." Chu Ge made a gesture to turn around and close the door.

"Nothing! It's all a misunderstanding, come back quickly." Zhao Da got up from Zhang Tiande as he said.

"Twenty-ten minutes is not enough." Zhang Tiande sat up from the bed, propped his chin and crossed his legs, and asked Zhao Da expectantly, "Zhao Da, can you have another twenty-ten minutes?"

He sighed, and reluctantly said, "Do you add foreplay to 10 minutes? If you want to add foreplay, Zhao Da, we have to see a doctor, and we can't hide from illness... This is a major issue related to our lifelong happiness."

"Shut up!" Zhao Da casually picked up a pillow and threw it over.

Chu Ge in the corridor said smugly, "I didn't expect Zhao Da to be very fast."

Lu Haikong rubbed his head and said with a smile, "Don't worry, we need more than 20 minutes without foreplay."

Chu Ge threw his head into Lu Haikong's chest, feeling his face burning.

"Dog abuse is prohibited outside the door." Zhao Da opened the door and came out.

"What about Xiaoqiu and the others?" Chu Ge asked.

"I went out to eat, and they are not in a hurry about the landlord's affairs." Zhao Da stretched his waist, and when he saw the person on the bed when he entered the door, his expression suddenly turned ugly.

Chu Ge sat down with Lu Haikong, and it was not surprising to see Zhao Da standing with his back to Zhang Tiande holding his hands, "When will the landlord come back?"

"It's just a matter of these few days." Zhao Da said, "The couple went abroad not long after they got married. It's better not to go out, and get divorced when they leave the embrace of the motherland."

"If this person wants to leave, he can't stop it even if he climbs mountains and mountains." Chu Ge was a little anxious to eat just now, feeling uncomfortable in his stomach.Just when he was thinking about going down to buy some medicine later, Lu Haikong came over and rubbed his stomach.

Lu Haikong: "Are you more comfortable?"

Chu Ge nodded, and rubbed his warm palms. Chu Ge felt that it would not be the lower abdomen that would be warm later, and the heat had a tendency to spread downward.So he stretched out his hand to cover the opponent's hand, "It's much better, let's talk about it later."

Lu Haikong smiled and played with Chu Ge's hand.

Zhao Da rolled his eyes, and suddenly frowned, "Is today Valentine's Day?"

"It's tomorrow, where do you want to go?" Zhang Tiande jumped up from the bed, shaking his head between Zhao Da's neck.

Zhao Datou didn't turn back, he pushed Zhang Tiande's head away with his backhand, "It's nothing to do with you, just be honest."

"The landlord won't be back until a few days later, so we still have time to look for a house. I can say that my colleague is just renting out, how about you?" Zhao Da asked.

Chu Ge was stunned for a moment, before he had time to speak, Lu Haikong took his hand and squeezed it gently, "Haven't you thought about it yet?"

"What are you thinking?" Zhang Tiande struggled out of Zhao Da's hand, and wanted to follow Lu Haikong's example and play with his opponent's hand, but he was punched again when he didn't think so.Now he is sighing and sitting with his back to Zhao Da with a sad face.

Zhao Da didn't care about the people behind him, raised his eyebrows at Chu Ge, and sang maliciously: "The door of my house is always open, waiting for you with open arms."

Chu Ge: ...

"That's it?" Lu Haikong asked, "I feel more at ease when you move here, otherwise I worry about where you are hurt every day, and you have conflicts with others, or you don't drink medicine or eat breakfast because you are too lazy."

"I'm not three years old." Chu Ge said.

"You are Chu four years old." Lu Haikong smiled, "Move here, and I can rest assured that I will take care of you. We have to change the medicine when we go back. Doctor Liu has a way to remove scars. I will get some for you. "

"It's okay to have a scar on your arm." Chu Ge said indifferently, and seeing Lu Haikong frowning slightly, he remembered who had injured his arm, and immediately changed his mouth, "But it's better without it."

"Then let's make a decision, go back and help you move."

Chu Ge hadn't recovered yet, but just as he was about to open his mouth, he saw the light of wish fulfillment in the eyes of the person opposite him.Suddenly, I felt that it was good for me to agree. Seeing him so happy, I also felt happy.

"We're going back first, we need to buy something to prepare." Chu Ge said.

"Preparing for Valentine's Day tomorrow?" Zhao Da asked casually, "Can I be a light bulb tomorrow? The kind that shines brightly without talking."

"Yes." Chu Ge nodded, "I can't do it without you, I'll call you tomorrow, hurry up."

"Tomorrow..." Zhao Da was taken aback for a moment, panicking in his heart, and even blinked at him before Chu Ge left.

Zhang Tiande has always been immersed in the fantasy of how to hit the base as quickly as Lu Haikong, and he turned his head and asked earnestly, "Zhao Da, you said that I need to learn and improve, and there is still a lot to improve?"

"That's not a lot." Zhao Da paused, and said sympathetically, "You have to go back to the furnace and rebuild, and you can follow this plan when you reincarnate again."

"what's the plan?"

"Entered Shaolin Temple at the age of three."

"And then?" Zhang Tiande was thirsty for knowledge.

"Then you will never return to vulgarity." Zhao Da resolutely said.

Zhang Tiande: ...

……

Chu Ge and Lu Haikong went to the market to buy some materials, and it was almost evening when they came back.Zhao Da was called over by a phone call and was staring at the materials in a daze.

"Why do you prepare these?" Zhao Da pointed to the film, oil and a pile of ropes on the ground and asked, "I can understand the rest, it's a special hobby of s/m, although it's not right to have a lot of oil. But You still use mousetrap, isn't that a little too much?"

Zhao Da was full of worry, held Chu Ge's hand, and said sincerely, "Chu Ge, although Lu Haikong is a good person, we can't get used to this habit. If something happens, how do you think I will explain to your parents?"

"What are you thinking about all day long?" Chu Ge slapped Zhao Da's hand off, "Xiao Wu and the others said they were going to make trouble tomorrow. I reckon they must have jumped in from the balcony like their senior brother. This is for them."

Several people talked about the plan, and after the balcony of the room was tidied up, Zhao Da tiredly lay on the bed, "We're almost there, right? Just sit back and wait?"

"Then how can it work?" Chu Ge was sweating, and went to take a shower, "We have to pretend that we don't know at all, and go out for a walk and wait for them to come."

Lu Haikong was about to take a shower when he saw a porcelain bottle on the sink, so he came out with the bottle and asked Chu Ge, "What is this?"

Chu Ge and Zhao Da stared back at the object in his hand together, and winked at each other, until Zhao Da closed his mouth tightly, Chu Ge said helplessly, "That bottle of medicine was taken from Liang Min..."

Lu Haikong shook his hands slightly, feeling his hairs stand on end, "...Is this something you can't lift?"

"Tsk." Chu Ge said, "Let's change the word to make it sound better. Why don't we say that this is for nourishing the kidneys."

"What do you mean by nourishing the kidney?"

"It's probably because I haven't been discouraged for a long time..." Zhao Da added hesitantly beside him, "One bottle works for five months with a clear mind."

Chu Ge ran to Lu Haikong with a whoosh, took the medicine back, and said with a guilty face, "I never thought of giving it to you!"

Lu Haikong: ...Has my wife ever learned a saying that there is no silver 300 taels here?

"It's for Xiao Wu and the others." Chu Ge patted his chest and comforted him, "Don't worry."

Only then did Lu Haikong let go of his heart, "Then I'm going to take a shower."

He pointed to the medicine bottle in Chu Singer's pocket, "You also put it away carefully, don't rub it on yourself."

"I'll take a shower too, where shall we go later?" Zhao Da asked.

"You have no plans today?" Chu Ge played while throwing the medicine bottle with one hand.

"Ancestor, be careful." Zhao Dalian hastened to steady him, "If it's a little bit late, how can I eat tender grass?"

"Why don't you rub some on your tender grass?" Chu Ge asked suddenly.

Zhao Da looked at him, quietly pulled him aside, and said with a serious face, "How can you spray pesticides on the flower buds of the motherland? Is one bottle enough? Wouldn't it be more conducive to the growth of flowers and plants to use five bottles at once?"

"Then it's not a question of whether it will grow or not." Chu Ge looked at him with horror, "Is this going to cut off your offspring? What kind of hatred do you have with Zhang Tiande? Although he did a little damage by prying the corner of the wall, but look at how well he pulled it out." Those two grasses, I think he is benefiting the masses."

"The masses?" Zhao Da asked back.

"It's not the masses, it's you." Chu Ge corrected himself, "It's good for you, but it's bad for the public. But I think it's not bad for your two exes to make a couple. They have the same three views, so I'm not afraid to have nothing to say."

"I can't be attacked." Zhao Da curled his lips and said, "I just don't like him."

Chu Ge patted him on the shoulder, "I won't interfere in your own affairs, just teach yourself a lesson and vent your anger. There's no need for people to die."

"He is like this and is planning to have a baby?" Zhao Da said in surprise, "Isn't that a fraudulent marriage?"

"Although the result is set, you can't deprive them of the right to enjoy the process." Chu Ge said, "However, I think Zhang Tiande is outstanding among his classmates. It's like standing out from the crowd."

"You also think that the rest are chickens." Zhao Da squinted at Chu Ge's arm, "I was still rushing to save the chickens. I have never seen you care about small animals so much."

"Hurry up and take a shower, we'll go to the beach to watch you play volleyball later." Chu Ge hurriedly pushed people out.

"Why do you watch me play volleyball?" Zhao Da said.

"Because the two disabled people, Lu Haikong and I, can't exercise recently." Chu Ge said, "And think about it, isn't playing volleyball a good time for you to show off your figure? Are you afraid that no one will post it when your muscles shine?"

Zhao Da frowned, and said seriously, "Wait for me for half an hour."