My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Seeing Chu Ge sighing, Lu Haikong thought that the meal was over, and he really didn't want to talk to the people next to him, so he asked Chu Ge, "Are you done eating? Do you want to sing?"

"Go, go! Don't be scared! I'm worried that Chu Ge will scare me to death today!" Zhao Da happily agreed again and again.

Chu Ge looked at Zhao Da with hatred, "Did you do it on purpose! You know that I can only sing one song!"

Lu Haikong stood up with a smile and asked, "Which song? Your ringtone?"

Speaking of this, Lu Haikong's mind suddenly groaned, thinking that this world is really too small.No wonder the ringtone of Chu Ge sounds familiar, isn't it the one that Yan Sheng sang to him back then.It's not easy to swallow my own suggestion. In fact, his spare time life is very empty. After work, he hides at home cooking and watching TV.I was teased more than once because of the life of a retired veteran cadre. This time, in order to chase after Chu Ge, I had to ask Xiao Wu.Presumably, people of similar ages should have similar hobbies, but I didn't expect Chu Ge's face to be mourned as if it had been poured by rain.

"You don't like singing?" Lu Haikong asked him.

"It's not that I don't like it, but I'm afraid of you..." Chu Ge said weakly.

"It's okay, I'm not afraid," Lu Haikong smiled and led Chu Ge out. He turned around and was about to say something to Zhao Da, but Yan Sheng followed him. ?”

"Brother Zhao Zhao took me there!" Yan Sheng raised his chest and quickly grabbed Zhao Da's arm, not forgetting to wink.

Zhao Da looked helpless, and nodded against the cold light shot by Lu Haikong.

Lu Haikong didn't come with a car, Zhao Da drove a Passat, if there were Yan Sheng's body in the car, it would be more than enough for four people.But unfortunately, the fitness coach Zhao Da, a muscular man, is 1.8 meters tall, Chu Ge is just a little shorter at 1.8 meters, and the rest is simply a 1.9-meter-long giant.The three giants stand together, no matter what, there is one more person.

Yan Sheng held Zhao Da tightly, throwing sharp eyes at Chu Ge from time to time, full of your superfluous appearance.

Chu Ge didn't care, he regarded Yan Sheng as a child, and thought of the poor man who squatted at the gate of the temple every year.This comparison makes Yan Sheng even more pitiful, and thinking that he is not familiar with Lu Haikong, it is better to let them sit together, and he opened his mouth and said, "You guys sit, I will take a taxi, it is not far away."

Zhao Dayi was not happy to hear that, "Didn't you say that the co-pilot is your exclusive seat, come here."

As he spoke, he pushed Yan Sheng's arm away, and wanted to go over and drag Chu Ge to his side. When he walked over, he whispered, "What kind of a bad person are you? Do you think I don't have sharp eyes to see that Yan Sheng is a green camellia?"

In fact, Chu Ge didn't want to get involved in the vortex of the other party. Yan Sheng's expression of "you are a third party" is too embarrassing. He has only known Lu Haikong for one afternoon, so there is no need to make feelings come too fast like a tornado .

As soon as Chu Ge's co-pilot's door opened, it was shut with a bang.Chu Ge was stunned for a moment, staring dumbfounded at the person who closed the car door for him.

"You want to sit here?" Chu Ge asked.

Lu Haikong didn't say a word, he pulled Chu Ge aside and stopped the car. It just so happened that a car came soon, and the driver bowed his head to be the one who took them to Lu You.

"You guys go there first, Chu Ge and I will be there in a while." Lu Haikong said to Zhao Da from the air, his face still gloomy, and he deliberately kept a distance from Yan Sheng.

Zhao Da rubbed his neck, and said to Yan Sheng who was still outside watching the taxi go away, "Okay, I can't come back after seeing it again, and we can see each other again later when I go to sing."

Yan Sheng opened the car door and sat in sullenly.

In fact, Zhao Da had a good impression of Yan Sheng at first, and this favor added another point to his identity as a guest, but as long as he was hostile to Chu Ge, it didn't matter how much he added.

Now Zhao Da doesn't want to talk to the other party, he just drives the car.

Yan Sheng's heart was still on Lu Haikong, and it was even more impossible for him to talk eagerly, so there was an awkward atmosphere in the air from time to time.

Later, it was Yan Sheng who couldn't help asking first, "The one just now is your friend?"

Zhao Dayin said in a strange tone, "Why didn't you introduce me when we met just now, and now I remember to ask? My brother, what's wrong?"

Yan Sheng could hear the thorns in Zhao Da's voice, and felt that he followed Zhao Dacai into the Lu Haikong circle, and now Lu Haikong looked like he didn't want to talk to him at all, and suppressed the choking sound that came to his mouth.

Yan Sheng asked, "That friend of yours is traveling with Lu Haikong?"

Just happened to run into a red light, Zhao Da stepped on the brakes and didn't want to have any trouble with Yan Sheng, so he said something bluntly, "Let's put it this way, I don't want to know your relationship history either. If you want to chase Lu Haikong, you can chase Lu Haikong. I don’t care if I’m on three boats or four boats, even if I’m on the Liaoning, but if you want to get Chu Ge involved, don’t blame me for turning my face and denying people.”

Yan Sheng was taken aback by Zhao Da's aggressive attitude, and explained, "I didn't think about it, don't say that, in fact, I regard Lu Haikong as my friend. I have a boyfriend now, and the relationship is very good, as you know .”

Zhao Da nodded and stepped on the accelerator, "Okay, that's good, I wish you two a happy marriage for a hundred years."

Chu Ge in the other car was diverting his thoughts. The driver was listening to the radio and was playing <Love Trading>, and happened to sing, "At the beginning, you wanted to separate and separate, but now you want to coax me back with true love. Love is not what you want." If you want to sell, you can sell. '

Chu Ge thought that this song was really suitable for the occasion, and took advantage of this time to break the atmosphere, "Ahaha, such a vulgar song, and now the Internet songs are really hard to listen to."

He was talking about vulgarity, but the song was too contagious and too demonic, Chu Ge's legs and body swayed upright.Five seconds later, Chu Ge came back to his senses, raised his hand and pressed his thigh in embarrassment...

Lu Haikong saw that Chu Ge covered his face with the other one, the window was half open, and the wind blowing through Chu Ge's fluffy hair was piercing his heart like thorns.

Lu Haikong's lips were slightly pursed. He was tall and couldn't stretch his legs when sitting on the back seat. He seemed to be curled up, and his voice seemed to come from his chest, "I broke up with him a long time ago, and I haven't retired from the army yet. when."

Chu Ge burst into tears in his heart, why did he change the subject?Don't you just want to put aside the past of Lu Haikong, the co-author has to lift the scar and poke blood inside to show you.

Chu Ge has never been good at comforting people, and he can't make a sad expression. Often he frowned, and when he was about to speak out to comfort the sad person, the other person saw his face and cried even more heartbreakingly.Later, he was haunted by this matter, so he asked someone why.It was Zhao Da who sighed and said to him, don't use that expression to comfort others in the future, they are sad, and when they look up at you, they are smiling!What do you think this is?If someone doesn't cut you a few times, it means that you still have some friendship.

From then on, Chu Ge comforted others and did not dare to make empathetic expressions, and the unified model-stealthless and expressionless.

Facially paralyzed, Chu Ge patted Lu Haikong's leg, "Hey, who hasn't loved a few scumbags in this world? Ah... I'm not saying that your ex-boyfriend is a scumbag, no, I don't mean that either..."

Chu Ge felt that the more he talked, the darker he was, so he broke the jar and said, "Be like a man! Isn't it just breaking up!" After speaking, he clapped his hands a few times, "Look, just break up at this moment Several times."

Lu Haikong was dumbfounded by his persuasion, thinking that a Band-Aid really came back with a new baby.The fly in the ointment is that this man is a straight man... and I have no confidence in breaking straight men.

After getting off the car, Lu Haikong suddenly said, "I've never been in love."

"What?" Chu Ge was confused.

"Scum." Lu Haikong entered the ktv after dropping two words, and led Chu Ge to find the box that Zhao Dading had reserved.

Chu Ge looked at Lu Haikong's straight and generous back from behind, wondering whether it was Lu Haikong who had never loved anyone, or that Yan Sheng was not a scumbag?

After thinking for a long time without thinking, Chu Ge felt even more irritable in his heart, rubbed his hands vigorously on his face, and decided not to think about it.Feelings are such an annoying and disturbing thing. Sadness hurts the liver and spleen, stomach and kidneys. The best cure is not to touch them.What's more, this disease also occurs in other people, and it has nothing to do with myself.

Thinking of this, Chu Ge got rid of the poison and easily jumped up and put his arms on Lu Haikong's shoulders, "Go! Wait until I sing to harm you!"

Lu Haikong looked at the hand on his shoulder, resisted not putting his hand on the other's waist, and the two entered the box with their shoulders crossed.

"Why did you come here?" Zhao Da stood up and handed the microphone to Chu Ge, "Are you singing? I've got cotton ready."

Yan Sheng, who was sitting on the swivel chair in front, was singing a gentle song. Chu Ge didn't listen to many songs, but he also thought Yan Sheng sang very nicely.Although Yan Sheng's voice is relatively crisp and cheerful, there is still a unique taste in singing this song.

No wonder they hooked up with Lu Haikong, who is so stunning, Chu Ge thought, the two of them are quite a match.

"If you don't sing, don't sing, you should sing a few popular songs first." Chu Ge sat on the sofa and began to eat fruit.

Lu Haikong also waved his hand, and sat beside Chu Ge, "You guys start first, I have a cold and my throat feels uncomfortable today, drink a few sips of water to moisten my throat and sing."

Zhao Da was originally a wheat bully, but now he yelled and yelled, singing a farewell song with a bit of a life-and-death momentum.

"Don't be brave when you encounter this afternoon's situation when you go out on the street. This time, you are a drunk and useless person. What if you are in danger next time?" Lu Haikong warned seriously.

Chu Ge was just stuffing a mouthful of dragon fruit, and looked up at Lu Haikong like a hamster.

Fragments of light fell into Chu Ge's eyes, glowing faintly.

"Didn't you say that I sold myself in the martial arts gym, don't worry about me." Chu Ge said indifferently, swallowing a mouthful of fruit.

Lu Haikong looked at his Adam's apple rolling when he swallowed, feeling a little hot all over his body.He thought that even after a few years, this person's temperament is still the same as before.