My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Early the next morning, when Chu Ge woke up, he found that there were two extra hands in front of him. He moved his body a little, and felt a warm chest behind him. boyfriend.

Lu Haikong felt the person in his arms wake up, kissed the back of his neck, and whispered, "Are you awake? Are you hungry?"

As he spoke, he moved his hand to Chu Ge's lower abdomen and rubbed it.

Chu Ge pressed his hand on his belly, "It won't be a question of whether you are hungry or not if you rub it any longer."

Lu Haikong grinned behind him, "Where is that hungry? Here?"

Chu Ge quickly grabbed the hand that was about to reach down, "I don't want to eat or move."

"Then sleep a little longer, it's not suitable for swimming in the morning, it's too hot." Lu Haikong squinted his eyes and looked out of the window, the sunlight came in through the gaps in the heavy curtains, flaunting the heat outside.

Chu Ge responded, and took out his phone to check the time, but he didn't expect to see a call coming in just after unlocking it.

"Zhao Da's phone?" Lu Haikong glanced at the screen, then buried his head in Chu Ge's neck and rubbed it, "Did something happen last night?"

"It's for this reason that I don't want to answer it." Chu Ge sighed and connected the phone.

"Chu Ge..." Zhao Da whispered, "Do you want to come and have a look?"

"Did you really sleep in the same room as my senior brother last night?" Chu Ge changed his position and continued lying on the bed.

With nothing to do behind him, Lu Haikong bit Chu Ge's back bit by bit, and unlocked the new posture by the way. While biting, he asked, "I kissed a Chinese character from behind, guess what word I kissed?"

Zhao Da listened clearly from the other side, and almost dropped his notebook, he yelled loudly, "Why are you two together like this?

Sticky, greasy, and crooked?If it gets a little more greasy, you don't need to buy rice cakes to eat, just the two of you can eat each other. "

"Tsk," Chu Ge touched Lu Haikong with his elbow, his back was itchy, and he said, "Ten?"

Lu Haikong hummed, and buried himself in another kiss.

"Seven?" Chu Ge asked, "Seventeen?"

Lu Haikong smiled behind him and didn't speak, but held the other party's hand tightly, and took Chu Ge into his arms.

Chu Ge wondered what seventeen means, 17 yuan? 17 years old?Seventeen catties?[-]?

Before Chu Ge asked the other party what Seventeen represents, Zhao Da couldn't bear it anymore, "Can you two calm down early in the morning? If this continues, can you two get out of bed?"

Chu Ge: "Okay, then tell me first, did you share a room with my brother last night?"

"No, I didn't even have time." Zhao Da said, "Last night, after the headmaster came to my room, he just knocked on the door, and the grandson came to answer the door. Before he could ask who the other party was, he was stabbed by a hand." Knocked out and passed out. Then the head said that I would probably be able to sleep well tonight, and someone was waiting for him and left."

"Then why are you in a hurry?" Chu Ge asked, "No one fell asleep beside you, and your second brother will definitely not lose it."

"It's not about the second brother," Zhao Da said, "Zhang Tiande hasn't woken up yet? Is there something wrong?"

Chu Ge thought to himself that although the senior brother usually has a bit of a temper, he has a steadfast temperament, and if you faint for one night, you will never faint for another quarter of an hour.

Chu Ge has a deep understanding of this kind of accuracy and has the right to speak.

Seeing that Chu Ge hung up the phone in a daze, Lu Haikong asked, "Do you want to go over and have a look?"

Chu Ge responded, "I just told them to have breakfast, by the way, what does Seventeen mean?"

Lu Haikong got out of bed, changed his clothes, found out the clothes and handed them to Chu Ge, "How do your feet feel? Try to see if it hurts?"

Chu Ge sat on the bed and moved around, and said cheerfully, "I'm recovering quickly, I'm fine now."

After the two packed up and went out, Lu Haikong suddenly asked, "Have you not taken your medicine recently?"

"I think there are a lot of pimples, and there are only a few left, do I still need to take medicine?" Chu Ge touched his chin and said.

"No need," Lu Haikong said with a smile, "I'll take care of the remaining ones."

Chu Ge felt a little hot on his face, and happened to arrive in front of Mr. Zhao's room. The door was open. As soon as Chu Ge and the others entered, they saw Zhao Daman with a sad face.

Sit in front of the bed.

"Your expression," Chu Ge raised his eyebrows and leaned against the door, said, "It really looks like the sky is falling."

"What are you afraid of when the sky falls? If you are tall, you must hit Lu Haikong first." Zhao Da said casually, then stretched out his hand to poke Zhang Tian

De stunned face, "With this grandson's virtue, do you still want to become a heaven? He can go to heaven."

Seeing Chu Ge's calm expression, Lu Haikong knew that Chu Ge must have plans, so he asked next to him, "What do you want to eat? I guess there is no breakfast at this point."

"Why are you so cold-blooded!" Zhao Daqi's words almost didn't go smoothly, "There is still a paralyzed person here, you just plan what to eat, it's almost eleven o'clock, what breakfast do you want?"

Seeing that Zhao Dahuo was getting angry, Chu Ge couldn't continue joking, so he went to the bed and pulled Zhang Tiande's eyelids a few times, and sighed

With a serious tone, he said, "Zhao Da..."

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Zhao Da asked in a panic, "Is it a concussion or amnesia? Should, should, should not..."

Chu Ge nodded heavily and coughed, "Be prepared mentally first."

"You, you say." Zhao Da clutched his chest, his face pale, "I, I, I can probably hold on."

"Oh," Chu Ge slowly moved to Lu Haikong's side, "He is drunk."

"Drunk!" Zhao Daxian was taken aback, took a breath for a while before recovering from being tricked, and was so angry that he almost didn't come up, he pointed at Chu Ge with shaking fingers, and said angrily, "Chu Ge, you have learned badly. If you two fall in love, you will learn badly!"

"It's because your IQ signal has been blocked." Chu Ge hung Lu Haikong's uninjured arm around his neck, and hid behind him. "If you want to do something, it's an assault on the police!"

Zhao Da deeply felt the pain in his instep from being hit by the stone he lifted up last night, he swallowed hard and said, "Whoever is drunk and motionless seems to have passed away."

"Some people have a different style when they're drunk. I guess I got more courage from drinking when I went to buy family planning supplies last night." Chu Ge said, "Isn't this little brother serious about you? This is also a young grass, you Don't eat?"

"Tender grass can also be classified," Zhao Da looked at the person lying on the bed and said disgustedly, "This is a poisonous weed."

Zhao Dazheng wanted to plug Zhang Tiande's nostrils with his fingers, trying to use this method to wake up the intoxicated person.

Chu Ge happened to be idle and watching the fun, but when he was about to go over to get involved, someone knocked on the door behind him.

"Tiande, are you awake?" Seeing that the door was open, Yan Sheng asked, "Tiande, did I go in?"

Chu Ge looked up at Lu Haikong and said, "Forget about this."

"Feng Shui turns around," Zhao Da looked back at Chu Ge quietly, grinning, "Hey hey, you have today too."

Lu Haikong put his arm on Chu Ge's shoulder, and turned around with his arms around him.

As soon as Yan Sheng came in, he saw Lu Haikong's left arm in plaster, and asked worriedly, "Haikong, what's wrong with your arm?"

As soon as the words fell, Chu Ge raised his left arm, "That's it."

"Chu Ge, are you here?" Yan Sheng smiled at him, "I'm here to find Tiande. Today we made an appointment to play volleyball. Everyone is here. He hasn't come yet. Let me come and see him. .”

"People are here!" Zhao Da yelled inside, "I leave it to you, anyway, it's the classmates who take care of each other."

After speaking, Zhao Da ran out from the inside, dragged Chu Ge and opened the door.

"You just leave him there?" Chu Ge asked.

"Do you want to face your boyfriend's ex-boyfriend?" Zhao Da looked at him with a look of 'you are stupid', "During the barbecue last night, you got your brains together? You don't know that your ex-boyfriend is Lei Ah, are you still jumping and stepping on it?"

Chu Ge made small gestures in embarrassment, quietly pointed to Lu Haikong behind him, and mouthed, "He's still there!"

"Oh," Zhao Da remembered that the master was here, "I'm sorry, I was too excited to talk just now and forgot that you are still here?"

Lu Haikong smiled wryly, "There is no minefield here, it has been cleared long ago."

Chu Ge ignored Zhao Da, who was jumping around, and called Fang Yuanyuan, asking if he wanted to have dinner together.

As a result, the other party hasn't gotten up until now, and the voice is stupefied.

"Xiao Qiu didn't get up?" Chu Ge asked.

Fang Yuanyuan looked at Chu Qiu who was on the side, and rubbed her eyes, "We went to listen to Xiao Wu's corner last night, we were so tired."

"What's so good about Xiao Wu's corner?" Chu Ge wondered, "Can you stop being trapped in the swamp with the future flowers of the motherland?"

"They live in a love/couple apartment/room. If nothing happens here, is it worthy of a mandarin/duck/bath?" Fang Yuanyuan looked at Chu Qiu who was opposite and turned over, and then whispered, "Xiao Wu and I Collusion is good, I bought lube/smooth in advance and brought it with me. In the end, these two deserved to be single, they played and masturbated all night, and I guess I will only masturbate/massage in this life."

"Then you guys rest first, call me when you wake up and we'll go have lunch," Chu Ge said, "According to your spirits, I guess those two didn't get up either."

"Are you going to eat?" Chu Ge asked after hanging up the phone.

Zhao Da shook his head, "I'm not too hungry, and I ate quite late last night."

"Why don't we go to the beach?" Chu Ge turned around and asked Lu Haikong, "I don't feel too hungry either."

Lu Haikong sighed, and was about to read about the harm to the stomach and body of not eating breakfast.

Chu Ge changed to a more comfortable standing posture, and began to prepare to listen upright.

Lu Haikong was amused by this attitude, sighed and said helplessly, "Don't eat more at noon just because you didn't eat in the morning, you know?"

"I know, I know, if you don't go to the beach, you will be overwhelmed by people." Chu Ge pushed Lu Haikong to walk ahead.

"Wait for me later," Zhao Da rushed back quickly, "I'll get a bottle of sunscreen and I'll be back soon."

"Aren't you planning to get a tan?" Chu Ge asked.

"That can't be posted as Gu Tianle." Zhao Datou ran without looking back, and suddenly turned his head and blinked at Chu Ge, "I'll go back and see if I can watch a live broadcast."