My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Zhao Da couldn't believe it, he had already made a plan for Chu Ge to be an orphan, and when the other party was old, he would enroll Chu Ge in a nursing home.This unguarded detachment from the group was simply a blow to the head.

Zhao Da stared at him dumbfounded, "Am I the first to know?"

"Yes, yes." Chu Ge nodded again and again, "No one will grab this from you."

"Then are you going to come out publicly? Or are you planning to hide it from everyone?" Zhao Da frowned and thought for a while, "Xiaoqiu can accept it, but your family's relationship is more complicated, have you thought about it?"

Lu Haikong also looked at Chu Ge, waiting for his answer.Ever since he liked Chu Ge himself, he had no intention of hiding it. He was young and energetic and came out of the closet at home. Fortunately, he had a lot of fat at that time, so he forced himself out from under the stick.

Feeling Lu Haikong's gaze, Chu Ge comforted him, "Let's take it slowly, I don't intend to hide it, but I can't suddenly inform them that I found a boyfriend. Can you understand?"

Lu Haikong couldn't help agreeing when he thought about his unprepared surprise coming out of the closet and his colorful clothes, "I can understand, this kind of thing still has to be done step by step."

"It's true, it's not about having a baby." Zhao Da rested his cheeks in a daze, "There are points for having a baby, otherwise you'd have to be surprised by the sudden fine."

"What kind of metaphor is this?" Chu Ge said, "But you still have to make preparations."

"Of course, I will never talk back. Master and senior brother will do what they say." Lu Haikong said firmly, and then smiled in a slow tone, "Is this okay?"

Zhao Da looked at him sympathetically, and poked Chu Ge's leg, "You haven't told him yet, have you?"

Lu Haikong looked at the two people's eyes and asked puzzledly, "Why don't I search for the parents' books?"

"It's not a matter of meeting the parents," Zhao Dayu said earnestly, "The key lies in Chu Ge's master and senior brother. As long as the people in the temple are dealt with, everything will be easy to talk about. The master will automatically settle Chu Ge's parents for you. You Haven't you heard the story of how Chu Ge was kidnapped and trafficked from a warm lair to a devil's lair?"

"Pay attention to your wording! My senior brother Qianlier." Chu Ge reminded.

Zhao Da hurriedly covered his mouth in panic, and made a movement of sealing it.

"Zhao Da is a bit alarmist, so let me give you a simple example." Chu Ge said, "Do you know why we are traveling in L City this time?"

"Because of the company organization?" Lu Haikong said.

"It's because the boss succeeded in asking for a son." Chu Ge couldn't bear to discredit his master. "When I heard that it was burnt incense in the next city, I knew it must have been fooled by my master. I guess he made it Doctor Liang from the mountain has invited you out."

"Doctor Liang?" After Zhao Dagang asked, he suddenly said in surprise, "It can't be..."

"Doctor Liang is a well-known male doctor. If you have any problems with premature ejaculation, please tell me immediately. I will return the product within seven days without any reason." Chu Ge patted Lu Haikong's chest, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Next how is everything?"

"Lively." Lu Haikong thought for a while and added, "You can inspect the goods in advance."

Chu Ge reached out and touched Lu Haikong's abdominal muscles, and sighed, "It's a good thing you usually exercise, otherwise I'm really worried about the temple..."

"If you beat me up, I'll stick to it for you," Lu Haikong frowned, "I won't let them hurt you."

Chu Ge and Zhao Da turned their heads to look at Lu Haikong at the same time, with an expression of 'the other party thinks too much'.

"I'm worried that you will be beaten down," Chu Ge said, "Do you think they will beat me?"

"Brother, he also made a boyfriend back then, and my master didn't say anything." Chu Ge paused, and said the following words mercilessly, "But once the other party comes to the temple, he will be taken turns by the master and his disciples." After a beating, you always come in standing up and go out lying down, you should prepare for this first..."

"But..." Zhao Da suddenly asked, "Is this considered assaulting the police?"

"Tsk, smart!" Chu Ge gave a thumbs up, "It's a good move."

Zhao Daxie was grinning happily, and when he was shaking his body in embarrassment and was about to pretend to be modest, he suddenly glanced out of the window, and immediately rolled off the bed with a scream.

When Chu Ge entered the room, he just pulled the curtains casually. Their room was facing the beach, so they didn't care to draw the curtains tightly.

Chu Ge was shocked by Zhao Da's fright, and suddenly felt his eyes darkened. He said helplessly, "What are you doing to cover my eyes with your hand? This is not a horror movie."

"It fell too badly," Lu Haikong said, "The shorts are too short."

Chu Ge: ...

Chu Ge threw the bath towel that he hadn't had time to take away to Zhao Da's lower body, "I don't worry about being stuck by flies when I wear it so revealing. What are you doing? What the hell?"

"Window, window, window" Zhao Da rubbed his painful buttocks with one hand, stammering and trembling.

Just when Chu Ge was about to turn his head to look out the window, the person outside the window reached out and knocked on the window impatiently.

As soon as he turned his head, Chu Ge saw his senior brother crawling outside the window and knocking on the glass very rhythmically.

"Brother?" Chu Ge looked at the people outside the window and said in surprise. He was about to get up to open the window when he realized that his legs and feet were inconvenient. He pushed Lu Haikong, turned his head and said, "Comrade, it's time for you to go to the front line."

Lu Haikong moved Chu Ge's legs to the bed. As soon as he stood up, he saw a head appearing in the middle of the gap between the curtains, and the white curtains on both sides were slightly agitated by the airflow.

The window opened, and the head of the door raised his legs and walked in. Holding the window with his hand, he leaned out and said, "Go back and tell Master that tonight's sneak attack is over."

"What sneak attack?" Chu Ge asked, "It's not attacking me again, is it?"

The headmaster nodded of course, "If you don't attack who are you attacking? But you are here with your boyfriend tonight, brother can't be unreasonable."

Chu Ge and the three of them stared at the head in a daze.

"You know?" Chu Ge asked in a daze.

"I'm not blind." The leader walked up to Zhao Da and kicked his legs, "I heard you called our temple a demon cave?"

"It's definitely a slip of the tongue!" Zhao Da raised his hands, and said with a mournful face, "I made a mistake as the leader..."

"It's quick to admit mistakes, but I like the name Moku," the headmaster turned to look at Chu Ge, and said with disgust, "Seeing your face, I might as well be blind."

"There are only a few pimples left now," Chu Ge touched his chin, and said to Lu Haikong, "I'm scary now?"

"It makes people's heart beat faster." Lu Haikong quickly comforted him.

"If you don't dance, you won't die." Zhao Da patted his buttocks and stood up, muttering softly.

"Endocrine disorders, just get married." The head of the sect glanced at Chu Ge's face for a few moments, then turned his face to the side, "It's not as good-looking as when I was a child."

Chu Ge rushed over and hugged his senior brother's thigh in a dull manner, and the headmaster asked Lu Haikong who was beside him, "Just together tonight?"

"Didn't you hear it outside?" Chu Ge was still paralyzed on the bed with one leg, and the other leg was trying to hook the senior brother, "Don't tell the master yet."

"It's because you're pregnant and short-lived?" The headmaster squinted at Lu Haikong for a moment, then reached out and rubbed Chu Ge's hair, "It doesn't look like you're pregnant."

As soon as Chu Ge heard that, he hurriedly hugged his brother's legs and rolled onto the bed. After finally throwing his brother on the bed, he whispered in his ear, "Let's talk about this when we go back. By the way, what are you doing here?"

"Pregnant?" Lu Haikong frowned, and reached out to grab Chu Ge from the other side of the bed, "Don't touch your feet again, or you'll have to stay in the hotel tomorrow if you get swollen."

The headman sat on the other side of the bed, looked at Chu Ge's cat beside Lu Haikong, and saw that Chu Ge was still suffering from several pimples, "This is a good cure, if you don't want to drink Chinese medicine, you can borrow your boyfriend's medicine for it. "

As he spoke, he raised his eyebrows at Lu Haikong's lower body.

"You two get together quickly, quit your job and come to the temple." The senior brother said disgustedly, "If it weren't for your boss hanging around in the temple all day, I wouldn't have come here to escape. How did the three of you live so long?" Together? Although I haven't been out of the mountain for a while, isn't it inappropriate for you to look like this?"

"It's Zhao Da's problem!" Chu Ge quickly pointed the finger at him, "He doesn't want to go back to his own room."

Zhao Da originally wanted to explain, but when he thought about it, the explanation might get darker and darker, so he could only nod his neck, "The other party is snoring..."

"That's just right, the little comrade who lives with me also has this problem." The leader patted his pants and stood up, "I'll go and knock him out with you, and move him to my room. You can sleep well with me tonight." .”

As soon as the head of the door left, Zhao Da almost jumped up with joy behind him, and when he was about to follow up, he was grabbed by the corner of his clothes by Chu Ge.

"Where do you have the guts to want to live with my senior brother?" Chu Ge looked at him suspiciously, "I'm doing it for your own good, if you don't restrain yourself, the area below may disappear without anyone noticing." Yes. Have you seen Dr. Liang's classic magic trick? Big change to a dead chicken/chicken?"

Zhao Da suddenly shivered and felt a chill in his back. He immediately pointed to Qingtian and swore an oath, for fear that Dr. Liang would not hear him.

After Zhao Da left, Lu Haikong asked, "Doctor Liang knows magic?"

"Andrology doctor, you are very ruthless." Chu Ge said, "At that time, the ex-boyfriend who beat up senior brother was poisonous and dirty. I always thought that the other party did it on purpose. Dr. Liang made the peach blossoms of my senior brother enter the winter wilt in advance .”

"What's Doctor Liang's full name?"

"Tsk," Chu Ge couldn't speak easily, "It's called Liang Ming."