My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Chu Ge and Lu Haikong were walking side by side, and suddenly felt that the state of the two of them was a little funny. He raised his left arm and said, "It's the same style."

"How did you get hurt?" Lu Haikong didn't answer, but just looked at Chu Ge's arm.

Chu Ge explained what happened in three or five sentences, and joked, "Don't take us back to drink tea again."

"Children are ignorant, and there will be opportunities to sharpen them in the future." Lu Haikong frowned, with a serious expression.

Chu Ge smiled and touched him with his shoulder, "It's so fresh and refined to talk about people being beaten, you are young and energetic, I guess my heart is beating, otherwise I can't run so fast."

Seeing that Lu Haikong hadn't spoken for a long time, Chu Ge raised his spirits and said, "You...are you thinking about Sun Yuzhou?"

"What am I thinking about him?" Lu Haikong said, "It should be eyeing him like a tiger."

"It's useless to stare at him. He explained the matter again today." Chu Ge said, "I'm relieved to see that he's doing well, otherwise there will always be something in my heart."

Chu Ge couldn't tell what it was like, he thought about it for a long time, and then suddenly said, "It's like caring about a stranger."

"It's been too long, the other party seems to have changed?" Lu Haikong asked.

"That's right," Chu Ge said with a smile, "I don't know how to face him now."

With the sea breeze flowing around him with a moist breath, Chu Ge took a deep breath and said freely, "But it's okay, getting to know someone again is also considered a fresh start."

"It's like meeting an old lover again," Lu Haikong thought for a while and then said, "But you really seem to have been thinking about your old lover for the past ten years."

"The old one is not as good as the new one." Chu Ge said suddenly, and then quickly concealed, "It took almost half an hour to walk 500 meters. At this speed, we can be beaten [-] times a day in our temple."

"Is this okay?" Chu Ge pointed to the three pairs of underwear that cost 20 yuan and said, "You don't need to be too particular about the ones in the convenience store."

"It's not any other problem," Lu Haikong said meaningfully, "This one is too small."

Chu Ge suddenly had a feeling that he wanted to put his underwear on the other person's head. He took a deep breath and struggled hard, "Does the biggest size fit you well? Do you want to buy some more pairs of socks to stuff them in?"

Chu Ge watched Lu Haikong buy a few large bullet-head underwear, and refused him without hesitation, "There are medium-sized underwear here, do you want to buy them for you? Just drop by."

"Follow your size, buy it and leave as soon as possible." Chu Ge mercilessly threw Lu Haikong a back.

"Do you want to buy a few cans of beer?" Lu Haikong asked behind him, "The beer here is a specialty."

Chu Ge suddenly thought of the incident of eating drunk chicken and getting drunk last time, and quickly waved his hands, "I quit drinking."

Lu Haikong only thought of this, and put down the beer in his hand with a smile.

After the two returned to the hotel, they walked all the way, but they didn't use their coats. Instead, they felt sticky from the sea breeze.He hung up his coat, and just as he was about to ask Lu Haikong if he wanted to take a shower, the door slammed loudly.

Chu Ge could vaguely hear someone shouting outside the door: "sos! help! mayday!"

"International friends asking for help?" Chu Ge looked at Lu Haikong in confusion, "Shouldn't we call 911?"

"Don't make trouble with him, there must be something wrong. Otherwise, you can't come to us at this time." Lu Haikong looked at Maoyan for a while, and said, "It really is Zhang Tiande."

Lu Haikong opened the door, Zhang Tiande was about to jump up, but Lu Haikong hurriedly took a few steps to avoid it.

"Don't tell me," Chu Ge said from behind, "there are two disabled people in this room, and they will blackmail you if they meet."

"Blackmail me, blackmail me." Zhang Tiande said decisively, "Just do me this favor, don't talk about blackmailing me, just turn me into a big white goose."

Speaking of Zhang Tiande deliberately avoiding Chu Ge and dragging Lu Haikong to a corner, he asked in a thief-like manner, "Do you have, um, what?"

"What is that?" Lu Haikong asked.

"That set of equipment used among men!" Zhang Tiande looked at him like an alien, "You came here specially for Chu Ge.

take it? "

Lu Haikong understood instantly, looked at him sympathetically, and asked, "Use it in a hurry?"

Zhang Tiande nodded vigorously, "Urgent! Extremely urgent! It's urgent!"

Lu Haikong spread his hands and shrugged, "I don't have any."

"You!" Zhang Tiande stared incredulously, "Why didn't you? Then why did you drive all the way here?"

"Looking for someone." Lu Haikong said calmly.

"Damn it." Zhang Tiande stretched out a thumb, "You are really a capitalized Liu Xiahui, is there a convenience store nearby?"

"Go out and turn left, walk 2000 meters along the alley, and then turn right, there is a shop." Chu Ge poked his head out from behind Lu Haikong, facing the shocked Zhang Tiande

Said, "Stop pretending, I heard it all, just leave the room and talk like this, thinking you are acting in a TV series? Don't go to the convenience store and close it."

Zhang Tiande made a thank you gesture, opened the door and ran away.

"He is..." Chu Ge looked at the distant figure and asked uncertainly, "Is the arrow on the string and has to be fired?"

"So you did something bad?" Lu Haikong closed the door and looked at Chu Ge with a smile.

"Who told him to turn the corner of Zhao Da's wall?" Chu Ge pouted, "I'm going to take a shower first."

Lu Haikong sympathized with Zhang Tiande for three seconds, thinking that the reason why the other party rushed to buy family planning supplies was for Zhao Da.

"Why don't you wash it first?" Seeing that Lu Haikong didn't move, Chu Ge said, "Is it also uncomfortable being blown by the sea breeze?"

"You wash it first, it's time-consuming for me to do this." Lu Haikong pointed to his left arm covered with plaster, "Be careful not to get water when you wash it, I just bought plastic wrap to wrap it for you."

"Press this side first," Lu Haikong took off the plastic wrap, put one side on Chu Ge's arm, and quickly wrapped half of the arm with one hand.

Chu Ge was stunned, and exclaimed, "I used to think you had sex/life/life, but now it seems that I was overthinking it."

Lu Haikong smiled indifferently, picked up the good plastic wrap and patted Chu Ge's head lightly, "You poor-mouthed man, hurry up and take a bath, or you won't be able to wake up tomorrow morning if you go to bed late."

Chu Ge felt fresh with plastic wrap wrapped around his arms, and felt that he was going to be put into the refrigerator next step, so he jumped into the bathroom.

Seeing him so cheerful, Lu Haikong couldn't help reminding, "Be careful, don't fall."

"I'm not a three-year-old child," Chu Ge's voice came out mixed with the sound of running water, "Besides, I can still go to the house to uncover tiles..."

Lu Haikong felt something was wrong in his heart. He had just changed his clothes and put on a vest and shorts. When he was about to get a change of clothes, he suddenly heard a loud "boom" from the bathroom.

"What's wrong with you, Chu Ge?" Lu Haikong dropped his clothes and ran to the bathroom in a hurry. He patted the door a few times and found no response. He turned the lock and found that the door was unlocked. "I went in?"

Lu Haikong didn't hear the sound, and was even more worried. He unscrewed the door and walked in. There was no one in the bathroom, only steaming water was left.

"This way..." Chu Ge groaned/groaned on the ground, "Look at the ground."

Lu Haikong lowered his head following the voice, and saw Chu Ge lying on the ground covered in foam, with a few strands of foam sliding down his round buttocks, he swallowed involuntarily, and asked in a hoarse voice, "I'll help you up. "

He stretched out his hand, but his eyes couldn't be separated from the fair skin on the ground. Chu Ge also felt a little embarrassed.The water from the shower wet Lu Haikong's vest, and the tight-fitting clothes became even more transparent now.

Chu Ge suddenly felt that the water in the shower was hot on his body, as if it was a hundred degrees Celsius, otherwise his body would not be so hot.

He took Lu Haikong's outstretched hand and felt that his palm was even hotter. When the other party tried to help him up, the foam flowing from his body just slid to the soles of Lu Haikong's feet.With an effort, Lu Haikong felt his figure shake, and fell to the ground with Chu Ge who was half up.

Lu Haikong pressed on Chu Ge's body, and the hot water vapor and blurred water droplets made people blinded.The soft light in the bathroom seems to coat people with a layer of light, making them unable to close their eyes.

Chu Ge felt that there was a haze in front of him, as if there were only Lu Haikong's vague but burning eyes, and only his own shadow remained in the other's eyes. He couldn't help but leaned forward lightly, and kissed the other's eyes.