My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Lu Haikong was shocked and confirmed again and again, "Did you read it right?"

"No," Zhao Da affirmed, "If it wasn't for that incident, maybe I would admit my mistake. But do you think I can admit my mistake to the person who made Chu Ge feel guilty for so many years? I didn't believe it when I saw it, but... …Now I can’t tell if it’s a good thing or…”

"Do you think there is something strange?" Lu Haikong asked.

Zhao Da pursed his lips, his brows were about to frowned, "I can't tell, but I always feel that things are not that easy, but fortunately he is still alive, maybe Chu Ge will accept you easily."

Lu Haikong suddenly thought of something and laughed, "I already know this."

"Know what?" Zhao Da was a little surprised, "There is something about Chu Ge that I don't know?"

Lu Haikong raised his head and looked towards the east, the sun was about to break through the clouds, "Yeah, maybe only I will know in the future."

"I'll go back first," Lu Haikong said with a smile, "I'll go back and check this matter before I tell you."

Zhao Da stayed in the small park pondering what Lu Haikong said for a long time, then he looked up to the sky and sighed, "It's really the water thrown by the married brother."

Lu Haikong didn't stay long and went straight to work. When Zhao Da returned, he saw Chu Ge eating breakfast.

"Officer Lu still works as a part-time chef?" Zhao Da changed his shoes, not forgetting to protect a plate of fried eggs with his eyes, "The remaining three are mine!"

"The rest is yours. I'll go to work first." Chu Ge said, "Don't forget to prepare something for Xiaoqiu after eating."

"I guess she can have lunch when she wakes up, and she doesn't play with me recently." Zhao Da wrinkled his nose, "It's all your fault for introducing Fang Yuanyuan to her."

"The girls are playing together, what are you doing together?" Chu Ge said angrily, "Do you still remember that you have a boyfriend who can play together, you can play with each other."

Zhao Da: "Dirty, really dirty."

Zhao Dafan was sitting in a chair with his arms resting on the back of the chair, "These five days are over, you should exercise more these few days, and try to torture your opponent to death while playing cs."

"Go ahead and dream." Chu Ge took the bag and went out, not forgetting to draw something on the wall before leaving.

When Chu Ge was far away, Zhao Da went over to see that he was almost so angry that he couldn't eat his breakfast.Did your brother do this?Who still expects the brothers to break up?Look what's on the wall?

[Li Zhao Da became single again, the countdown is three days. ]

……

Although Chu Ge was ready to break up with Zhao Da within five days, he originally wanted to take advantage of the bastards from the temple to relax, but now he really doesn't know whether to congratulate Zhao Da for finally being able to play live cs, or Congratulations on setting up Flag Little Expert.

Just 5 minutes after Saturday morning, Chu Ge heard Zhao Dagang hang up the phone in the bedroom next door, then there was the sound of throwing things, and he could vaguely hear the other party's hysterical cursing.

Chu Ge lay on the door, turned back to Chu Qiu who was behind him in doubt, and said, "Do you still remember what Zhao Da said about his boyfriend's name last time?"

Chu Qiu thought for a while and asked, "Which one do you think I dated when I first came here, or the one I dated recently?"

"I know the first one, Li Cheng," Chu Ge said, "The second one is...what is it called Chen?"

"Chen Zhong." Chu Qiu put his ear close to the door, "Why did I hear that the name Zhao Da said was not Chen Zhong? Who is Zhang Tiande?"

Chu Qiu took a deep breath and said in surprise, "Brother Zhao found another family just five minutes after we broke up? When did it become so easy to find a boyfriend?"

After she finished speaking, she said suspiciously, "Then why are we still single?"

Chu Ge stretched out his hand and patted Chu Qiu's forehead, "If you don't want to be single, you can't do it, or you will turn around and copy the "Code of Daily Behavior for Middle School Students" for me fifty times."

"Only fifty times?" Chu Qiu asked.

"It's a good idea, copy it for me in Xiaozhuan, if you don't know how to write, just check it." Chu Ge hesitated to open the door and go in.

Chu Qiu curled his lips and muttered softly, "Then the boyfriend who will work hard will wait for me first. After all, the prince always kills monsters all the way."

Only the beast can successfully rescue the princess. "

Before Chu Ge was about to break the door, he heard Chu Qiu muttering to himself, and couldn't help but patted her on the shoulder sympathetically, "Then you died a miserable death."

Chu Qiu: ... Ma Ma, I want to go home and do a paternity test, this is not my real brother.

Just when Chu Ge was about to slam the door hard, Chu Qiu suddenly put his hand on his shoulder, "Brother, put this down and force me to pretend, okay?"

"Are you strong enough?" Chu Ge doubted, "This also requires skill."

Chu Qiu snorted lightly, "I don't watch American TV dramas for nothing, do you and I watch them to practice speaking and listening?"

Chu Ge: ...

Is not it!

Chu Ge consciously gave up his seat and made a gesture of invitation, "Then hurry up and witness the miracle."

Chu Qiu staggered his hands, broke his joints, took a few steps back and made a run-up, and rushed towards the door with his shoulder.The shoulder has just been attached to the door panel, not yet

In a second, the door suddenly opened from the inside, and Zhao Da looked in surprise at Chu Qiu, who was rushing towards him furiously, and they slammed into each other, and they both fell to the ground at the same time.

"..." Chu Qiu rubbed his shoulders and got up from Zhao Da, and did not forget to give Chu Ge a thumbs up to himself.

Next, "Brother, you see, this is super power."

Chu Ge sighed, "You should watch domestic dramas in the future, maybe one day you will be able to tear people apart with your bare hands."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to help Zhao Da up, rubbed his chest and asked, "Have you hit here? Does it still hurt?"

Zhao Da's face was full of flushes, and his voice was gurgling weakly, with slight groans, "Hmm...it hurts..."

"Speak well." Chu Qiu jumped out from behind Chu Ge, and slapped Zhao Da's chest by the way, "Straighten your tongue."

It was only then that Chu Ge realized that Zhao Da was abnormal, "You can actually knead here... cough, hold back for a long time."

"If you haven't eaten meat, you don't know the taste of meat." Zhao Da snorted, and turned around to help the desk lamp that fell on the ground.

Chu Ge looked at the turmoil in the place, "What's the matter with you? We've only been together for five days..."

"Five days and 3 minutes!" Zhao Da corrected seriously, "Don't try to ignore my real cs."

"Okay, okay," Chu Ge nodded quickly, "rounding up and cheating, count you six days. You said that even if you raise a dog, it will sprout in six days

Not much emotion comes out.Are you doing this for Chen Zhong? "

Chu Qiu wanted to find a place where she could stand. After looking for a long time, she realized that sitting on the bed would not get hurt accidentally. She jumped to the side of the bed and agreed, "Why don't I buy you a dog? The two of you are just a good pair." .”

"Aren't we best friends?" Zhao Da looked at Chu Qiu, "Can you make me up again?"

Chu Qiu swayed his legs and said slowly, "Who is your best friend? We have forgotten our friendship."

Zhao Da looked at Chu Ge with begging eyes, "Chu Ge...I just fell out of love."

Chu Ge: "I think what Xiaoqiu said is right. You two have only been in love for five days... five days and 3 minutes. Are you as if you lost 500 million yuan? Who is that Zhang Tiande?"

"Beng told me about that grandson," Zhao said angrily, kicking a few saucers away from his feet, "I have a grudge against him."

"He robbed your wife? Do you still have grudges?" Chu Qiu said casually.

"He really robbed my daughter-in-law." Zhao Da said bitterly, "When I mention this, I will get angry. Do you think there is such a spoiled grandson born? If I talk about one, he will pry one of my corners, and talk about one. One, he regards himself as a directional missile, aiming to hit wherever."

"Don't you say that Chen Zhong is quite an honest person?" Chu Qiu asked.

"A person who is honest on the surface may not be so turbulent on the inside." Zhao Da suddenly pointed his finger at Chu Ge, "You guys are not reliable in meeting people."

"It's none of my business," Chu Ge felt very wronged, "I didn't show you Mai's face."

"Didn't I believe in science? On the first day of our relationship, he dragged me to the entrance of the small park to look at the face," Zhao Da said, "The fortune teller said that Chen Zhong is honest and honest, and he will never cheat in this life."

"Is that called science? Anyone who doesn't distinguish between right and wrong, and who is overly obsessed with believing is called superstition." Chu Ge resisted punching the other party's hand, and continued, "But it is also possible that the other party said that he will never come out in this life? You Let's talk about Zhang Tiande first, the one you met last time at AAA University?"

"That's him!" Zhao said angrily, "How did the nine-year compulsory education cultivate such a gravedigger! He is an excavator professional."

"You haven't learned mathematics well, can the nine-year compulsory education be popularized to the university?" Chu Qiu rolled his eyes.

"You should calm down for a while too," Chu Ge felt that one or two of them were flammable and explosive materials, "You too, you have to find that tender grass to eat. Is this the first college student you have found? Are you the current tender? Is it easy to talk? They probably have more experience in dating than the girls I date."

Chu Qiu and Zhao Da "cut" in unison.

Chu Ge also felt that the comparison was not very convincing, so he said, "Isn't Lu Chong also from AAA University? I'll ask him when the time comes."

"That's right," Zhao Da suddenly realized, "Didn't you also study at AAA University back then?"

"How many years have I been out of school," Chu Ge said, "You should also calm down. Li Cheng has only been with you for three months, and this Chen Zhong has only been together for five days. When will you change the problem of liking one another?"

"What's wrong with me here?" Zhao Da choked.

"I hate marriage." Chu Qiu made up the knife mercilessly.

Zhao Da: ...

Chu Ge went out to make a phone call. When he came back not long after, he said in surprise, "Lu Chong is actually friends with Zhang Tiande. I asked him for a long time and he couldn't tell why he came, but I asked him if he would come to play cs. .”

Zhao Da suddenly became energetic, "Then will he come or not?"

"Say there's no time to make an appointment," Chu Ge recalled the matter between Lu Chong and Yan Sheng, and wondered how he handled it, "but let a friend replace him."

"It's as if I can't find anyone to play with." Zhao Da snorted twice, "I will go to that grandson to settle accounts with my grandson the day after tomorrow, and I will definitely have a painful battle tomorrow."

After Chu Ge comforted him, he walked out of the room. Chu Qiu trotted over and asked in a low voice, "Brother? What else did Lu Chong say?"

After looking at Zhao Da for a few times, Chu Ge said sadly, "You will know tomorrow, remember to stay away from Zhao Da."

Chu Qiu: "Why?"

"Because he will become a directional missile by then." Chu Ge sighed.