My gay friend always thinks he is straight

On Sunday morning, Chu Ge sat up panting in panic, lifted the quilt with trembling hands, and leaned under him...

Sure enough, somewhere was already wet, Chu Singer held his forehead, he couldn't love it, he actually recalled the real feeling when he was drunk last time in his dream, Lu Haikong slid his callused fingers...

Chu Ge shivered, forcing himself to recover from last night's spring/dream.

"It must be that there have been fewer activities recently." Chu Ge looked at his five fingers, and decided to regularly sublimate his revolutionary friendship with the five-finger girl.Thinking of today's blind date again, I felt mixed feelings in my heart, and my temples throbbed with headaches, "What kind of stupid did I commit to agree to help this..."

He got out of bed, arched his body slightly, and just when he put his hands on the side of his underwear to his ankles, the door was knocked loudly.

"Hey, hey, Chu Ge, are you awake?" Zhao Da shouted on the door, "Do you want to take me with you on this blind date?"

Chu Ge was startled, his left foot tripped over his right foot, his panties were still tangled up around his calves, and he fell to the ground with a thud.

"Chu Ge, are you okay?" Zhao Da tilted his head, his ears pressed against the door, and muttered, "If you don't take me, don't take me, and don't lose your temper and throw things."

Suddenly a pillow was thrown towards Zhao Da's head, "Keep your voice down, you've got a golden voice early in the morning, you." Chu Qiu opened the door sleepily in his pajamas, and was eager to wake up.

Chu Ge quickly changed his clothes in the room, opened the door rubbing his cheekbones, and squinted at Zhao Da.

"What's wrong with your face?" Zhao Da embraced the pillow and was about to lean over to have a look, "Are you bitten by a mosquito?"

"Well, last night there was a male mosquito that kept flying." Chu Ge covered his cheeks and picked a not very shameful excuse.

"Huh? Aren't the biting mosquitoes all female mosquitoes?" Zhao Da said to himself suspiciously, then turned to Chu Qiu and said, "It's already nine o'clock and you're still sleeping, and the sun is at six o'clock. Qiu your current method of sleeping late, the world's creatures have long seen their ancestors."

Chu Ge went to the living room to answer a phone call, and when he walked back to the bedroom, his expression was not very good.

Chu Qiu was throwing himself on Zhao Da and pinching the flesh on his face. Seeing Chu Ge, he couldn't help asking, "Brother, what's wrong with you? Who's calling?"

"Do you want to go out with Zhao Da?" Chu Ge asked her, "I have to work overtime today."

"Why does your boss choose to work overtime on weekends every day? It's intentional." Zhao Da transferred Chu Qiu to his back, shaking his face around to avoid the opponent's claws.

"It's not that you don't know. The manuscripts are coming in a hurry, so how can we divide the time." Chu Ge said as he opened the refrigerator, ready to find some food to fill his stomach.But when I opened it, it was full of snacks, and I looked at Chu Qiu with a serious expression, "You bought all of this?"

Chu Qiu climbed on Zhao Da's back and shook his head vigorously, pointing at Zhao Da secretly with one hand in the air.

"I bought it for Xiao Qiu." Zhao Dao said, "I love my little glutinous rice dumpling... Aw! Don't pull your hair!"

Chu Ge looked at the troublemakers helplessly, and took a box of snacks and put them in his bag.

"Brother, aren't you going on a blind date today?" Chu Qiu asked anxiously as he freed up a hand to grab Chu Ge.

"Go ahead, we'll talk about it when we get to the company." Chu Ge walked into the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth, "It just so happens that Fang Yuanyuan is going to work overtime too. By the way, I'll introduce you to Fang Yuanyuan when I have time. Just hang out with her if you have nothing to do."

He tilted his head and thought for a while, then added, "You two must hit it off very well."

"Let's talk about it." Chu Qiu jumped off Zhao Da, and rushed back to the bedroom, leaving Zhao Da with a red and white face full of confusion.

When I arrived at the company, I saw Fang Yuanyuan approaching him like a sleepwalker, caught a glimpse of the open corner of his bag, and murmured, "You actually eat pocky."

"Huh?" Chu Ge didn't hear clearly.

"Kissing artifact." Fang Yuanyuan walked back with hushed steps, and it took two or three hours before she slowly woke up from the fugue state.

She stretched, glanced at the hanging watch, and said happily, "It's finally time to get off work, let's go, Chu Ge, let's go eat."

Chu Ge just finished a translation, and all the charming and distracting thoughts in his head were driven to a corner all morning. He was nervous like fighting a battle all morning, and now he suddenly relaxed, feeling empty in his stomach.

"I'll save it for a while and leave." Chu Ge closed the tardos, put his hands on the back of his neck, and turned his neck a few times to move around.When I first got up, I saw the unopened pocky in the bag, and after thinking about it, I took it with me.

Fang Yuanyuan looked at Chu Ge's long legs in front of him, felt jealous and hated, and trotted all the way to keep up, "Why are you walking so fast, it's been all morning and you haven't told me about your sister. It doesn’t matter if it’s recruited or not.”

Chu Ge suddenly remembered the matter of Chu Qiu's puberty Kaolin Flower, and decided to ask Yuanyuan Encyclopedia, "I know the language used in her Weibo, and they are combined together like garbled characters. It gives me a headache."

"Oh," Fang Yuanyuan realized, "it's probably a new word. I understand these words once you're a retired veteran cadre and don't play Weibo. I'll make a list and send it to you later. You can check it against the translation." Yes, it’s just your old job.”

Chu Ge: ... Is it my old profession to translate this!

"Comrade Yuanyuan, tell me," Chu Ge suddenly thought of something, stopped and looked at Fang Yuanyuan, "Did your friend ask me to be a gunman because of his ex-boyfriend?"

"How do you know?!" Comrade Fang Yuanyuan was shocked, "Ah? I didn't say anything!"

Chu Ge felt that he sighed more today than ever before. Originally, he said it casually, but he didn't expect to say, "Okay, your acting skills and Teletubbies can be stuck. But you should tell me to be a gun Well, I might have agreed to it a long time ago, and I don't want to run away at all."

"You still want to run away?" Fang Yuanyuan looked at him suspiciously with sideways eyes, "Don't even think about it, I must do what I promised! It would be better to beat up her boyfriend, I think that scumbag will soon It’s been a long time since I’m not pleasing to the eye. Playing cheating and pretending to be affectionate, why didn’t the thunder hit this grandson to death a few days ago.”

She turned and said dejectedly, "But I can't bear my friend's deep love, and I have been dreaming of the dream of a prodigal son. This time, you are tall, rich and handsome, and pretend to be real. It's best to hit the heart with an arrow and let the other party know how many friends I have." Okay. Don't worry, we are all ready this time, the other party has an appointment at our blind date place. "

Fang Yuanyuan looked up at Chu Ge, and said regretfully, "Oh, you have grown up so stupid and big for nothing, you don't have any muscles at all. That is to say, you have a little abdominal muscle to deceive the kind and simple people like me, so you don't want to be provocative at times. The other party, I'm afraid you'll get hurt. I've chopped my hands too hard recently, and I don't have money to pay your medical bills. "

Chu Ge hummed a few times to show that he heard it, and walked forward without saying a word.

Fang Yuanyuan leaned over to look at Chu Ge, and said, "Seeing that you were absent-minded all morning, why did you masturbate so much last night?"

Chu Ge shrunk his chin and looked at Fang Yuanyuan in horror, "Female! Slut! Rascal!"

Fang Yuanyuan gave him a disgusted look, "What are you thinking, I said, did you play masturbation after finishing?"

"I don't have anything to do, I'm just thinking about how to lead adolescent girls to the right track." Chu Ge hurriedly said something to deal with it, and he was still a little terrified when he heard the word "lu", and he jumped violently.

"Playing masturbation and masturbation is not a one-handed activity. What are you doing with such a flustered face?" Fang Yuanyuan muttered a little confused, and quickly jumped to other things, "Let's go to the spot at noon, anyway, you I'm going to meet my friend in the afternoon, why don't we get to know each other now so that you can find your way."

Unexpectedly, walking all the way, Chu Ge was even more panicked. After looking at the more and more familiar buildings, he finally stopped in front of the most familiar restaurant.

Daxing Road, Cantonese restaurant, road tour.