My gay friend always thinks he is straight

"The young man is here?" The old expert pushed his glasses and looked at Chu Ge, and saw someone standing next to him. He checked the computer and asked a series of question marks, "Lu Haikong? What's wrong with you? Someone opened it? No Why do you go to surgery and dermatology?" Kai Piao must be stupid, the old expert stared at Lu Haikong.

Lu Haikong was a little helpless. He came out in a hurry and completely forgot about the blood on his face.No wonder he came to the congested hospital, but he walked unimpeded. The patients automatically opened a green channel for him, "It's not me. I'll get some medicine. My friend is allergic to chrysanthemums this season."

The expert opened the medical record in less than 3 minutes and handed it to Lu Haikong, "Go on and pay for the medicine, don't collect in the chrysanthemum pile, and wear a mask when you go out."

Chu Ge felt that the corners of Lu Haikong's mouth twitched when he took the medical records.

"I'm going out first," Lu Haikong said to Chu Ge.

Chu Ge nodded, and said in a low voice, "Go slowly, don't get into the pile of chrysanthemums."

Lu Haikong's tall and straight back paused abruptly.

"He's a pretty good guy, why doesn't he wash his face when he goes out?" The old expert dug out Chu Ge's medicine, and wrote numbers on it, "This medicine is taken orally, six pills three times a day. The tube for external application, you Use it before going to bed, don’t use skin care products after use, you know?”

Chu Ge nodded, "Doctor, I usually don't use any skin care products."

The old expert lowered his head slightly and was writing on the medicine box. When he heard this, he glanced up at Chu Ge from his reading glasses, "I didn't know that you young men are all more beautiful than women. My grandson is just like you, he has a pimple on his face and his ass looks like he has been fired into a bazooka, isn't that Hai Lu Kong just now your boyfriend? You are a nice guy, you should cherish your relationship."

Chu Ge thought to himself, "Doctor, I have a girlfriend."

The old expert ignored him, and continued to talk to himself, "Don't eat seafood and mutton, avoid spicy and cold food, pay attention to diet, and exercise more."

Chu Ge quickly stood up and took the medicine, thanked him and was about to leave when the old expert added later, "The medicine that is applied externally may sting after use, and there may be redness, itching, pain and peeling. Phenomena, this is normal."

Chu Ge's back felt a little cold from being frightened, and he endured the redness and peeling. What's the matter with the pain and itching?

"Doctor, after this medicine is applied... it won't leave any marks, right?"

"Don't stay, don't stay." The old expert waved his hand, and his face was as expected, "He said he wasn't a boyfriend. Young people nowadays can't fool me with my sharp eyes."

Chu Ge endured it, walked out of the dermatology department, and ran into Lu Haikong standing outside the door as soon as he went out.Maybe he took advantage of the time to wash his face, and the water drops were not completely dry, and a drop was drawn from his handsome and heroic face.

Chu Ge slowly turned his head and glanced at the dermatology department, and happened to meet the old expert, "Jinger is still hot, are you playing this with me?" 'smile.

Chu Ge: "What are you doing here? Give me back the Band-Aid?"

Lu Haikong smiled, and the corners of his mouth raised to break the solemnity on his face, showing a little tenderness, "Thank you for giving me the Band-Aid, I will introduce you to an old Chinese doctor, the stomach must be well nourished, otherwise you will feel old and uncomfortable. You You can't let your wife worry about your stomach all day long, can you?"

Chu Ge rolled his eyes at Lu Haikong for a few moments, wondering what's up with you?The one who feels distressed is also my wife. Do you understand the taste of the elderly, "I will take this medicine for a while and it will be fine."

Lu Haikong asked, "Do you have a pen?"

Chu Ge has a bad memory and has a destructive ability to all electronic products. It is common for him to lose his mobile phone three times in two months and fall into the toilet twice. In order to make up for the gap in memory, he can only carry a small notebook and carbon pen .

Chu Ge took out his notebook and pen and gave them to him.

Lu Haikong took it, turned to the blank page and wrote a series of numbers, "If the medicine doesn't work, you can call this number, I have something to leave first."

After speaking, he went downstairs with his long legs and didn't take the elevator. Chu Ge guessed that he was also annoyed by the elevator aunt.

Chu Ge rubbed his head, wondering why some people are still in the hospital wishing that other people's illnesses will not be cured at once?Didn't it make people beat their heads and be stupid?

A new inpatient department is being built to the south of the Central Hospital. The south gate is sealed and there is no way to go, so we can only go to the west gate.An underground parking lot is being built in the west. Although it is almost completed, the road surface is still messy and disturbing. Plus it is working hours, and the traffic is terrible.

Chu Ge planned to take a taxi back, but just as he walked to the door, he saw a traffic policeman accompanying a passenger and bargaining with the taxi driver.

What's the matter?The traffic police are also very caring.

"Hey Uncle Policeman, can you bargain for a cheaper price if you go to Xinghe Lantian?" Chu Ge also stepped forward to find some fun.

"The police car will take you there for free, can you sit?" the traffic policeman turned his head and said.

Chu Ge: ...the good traffic police who served the people just now!

The driver quickly got out of the car, "What are you doing standing here? You still don't go on your duty. There is also a free police car. Don't expect me to pick you up after get off work."

Aggrieved, the traffic police walked back to the middle of the road.

The driver smiled apologetically and said to Chu Ge, "Don't mind my brother, he's not very smart."

Still working as a traffic policeman with a bad brain?Mama, do I still dare to walk on the main road in the future?

"Go to the fitness club across from Xinghe Lantian," Chu Ge stepped into the car, "the one named Tianjian."

"Okay, it's cheaper for you, I think he is also worried. He has nothing to do all day to negotiate prices with passengers, and the money he makes is as if he doesn't spend it." The driver stepped on the accelerator and went out.

Tianjian is the fitness club where Zhao Da works. Chu Ge feels that it is time for him to keep fit. He hasn't done much exercise in recent years, and the abdominal muscles on his stomach tend to be more integrated.

After getting out of the car, Chu Ge was about to buy some junk food for the last indulgence before 'normal life'.Suddenly, he felt a little cold behind him, and when he was about to jump into a roundabout, a gleaming knife was placed on Chu Ge's neck.

A burst of drunkenness came over him, and the people behind him grabbed his shoulders tightly, feeling a little painful.Holding the knife in his right hand, it was resting on the aorta, and Chu Ge felt his blood rush against the sharp edge of the knife.

"Ah!" The crowded crowd in the busy city suddenly seemed to explode, screaming and fleeing, leaving a large area for Chu Ge and the perpetrator.

Chu Ge felt like the monkey he saw on the street a few days ago.

"Brother, let's discuss it." Chu Ge said suddenly, "My legs are a little numb in this posture."

"Shut up!" The man behind him was obviously drunk, he breathed a strong smell of alcohol, and the knife in his right hand approached a little closer.

Chu Ge calmed down, "If you want money, the wallet is in the left pocket of my jacket."

"Money?! I don't want money!" The man's tone was confused, "No! I want money! Kill me! Let her come! If you don't come, I will kill you!"

"Okay, no problem." Chu Ge said slowly, "What's his name? Give me his phone number and I'll call him, okay?"

"You are not allowed to move!" The man pinched Chu Ge's shoulder, immobilizing him, "Let someone else call! Hurry up!"

Chu Ge didn't even think it would work out, so he yelled at the crowd, "Who is going to make a phone call?"

The man muttered a series of numbers behind him, and Chu Ge quickly winked at the people next to him.

A smart person wrote down the phone number, but instead of dialing it, he dialed Yaoyaoling.

Chu Ge thought to himself that this buddy is not only good-looking but also has a good brain, he is good-looking and useful.

Comrades who are good-looking and useful, took advantage of the phone call to comfort the assailant, "Don't worry! I'll get through the phone right away!"

Then he elbowed the person next to him, who quickly picked up the phone, and he quietly covered himself behind him to call the police.

"Why hasn't she come yet? Why hasn't she come yet?!" The assailant was a little emotional.

"I can't blame others," Chu Ge said, "Is there a lot of traffic congestion during commuting hours now? You have to consider objective factors, right? Does he owe you money?"

"Money?" The man said in a daze from behind, "Yes! She ran away for money! Bitch!"

While talking, the police car came.Chu Ge breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the tax money was paid in vain.

At this time, the vision suddenly appeared, the assailant was not deterred by the police car, but became more irritable, Chu Ge felt a pain in his neck, and a stream of heat dripped down.

"Where's she! Where's her person! Who's calling! Who the hell called the police!" The man's mind was paralyzed by alcohol.

"People are in the south!" As soon as Chu Ge said that, he felt the people behind him suddenly move, probably caught by Chu Ge's trap and looking south.

Taking advantage of this time, Chu Ge squeezed the acupuncture points on the opponent's arm, turned around, and put his knees on the man's waist and eyes.

With a clang, the knife fell to the ground.The assailant suffered from pain in his waist and was crushed to the ground by Chu Ge.

The police comrades who were about to take out their loudspeakers and shout: "..."

Onlookers: "..."

Comrade who looks good and is useful: "..."

Nima knows kung fu, didn't you say earlier?

Chu Ge pressed the assailant with one hand, and touched the neck with the other hand. Fortunately, only a small cut was made, and a Band-Aid would do.

The police quickly ran over, handcuffed the assailant and escorted him into the police car.