My gay friend always thinks he is straight

After work in the afternoon, Chu Ge saw that Zhao Da was about to come, so he went downstairs quickly, but he didn't expect to see unexpected people in the hall.

Lu Haikong was sitting on the sofa, and when he saw Chu Ge coming, he immediately stood up and walked towards him, smiling a little sourly, "We made an appointment to see a doctor last time, I made an appointment and sent you a text message, but you may not have read it arrive."

Chu Ge was a little guilty. Although he didn't block Lu Haikong's phone, he didn't read the text messages, "You don't need to pick me up."

Lu Haikong smiled and said, "The place is a bit remote, and I told you the address may not be easy to find. It just so happened that we went there together."

Chu Ge couldn't say what he refused, and got into the car with Lu Haikong, and sent a text message to Zhao Da, asking him to go to Lu Chong's place with Chu Qiu first, and then he would arrive later.After sending the text message, there was nothing to attract attention, and the originally brisk atmosphere seemed to be blocked suddenly, and quickly froze.

"Last time you said that you also went to see a doctor. Did you feel unwell?" Chu Ge found a topic, trying to break the silent and awkward atmosphere of the two people in the car.

"It's the root of the disease that fell when I was a soldier. It's not a big deal." Lu Haikong held the steering wheel, and when he waited for the red light, he suddenly turned his head to look at Chu Ge, and said in his usual tone, "Your acne is still growing. Well, don’t wipe off the medicine yet, remember? I see some redness around me. Remember to go to bed early at night, and don’t stay up late for a long time.”

After being chattered by Lu Haikong for a while, Chu Ge's embarrassment disappeared. Hearing him keep talking about his acne, he felt a little uncomfortable, and muttered, "What's wrong with the acne."

"It's not that you have pimples that don't look good," Lu Haikong replied seriously, "I'm worried that your health is not good. If you are in good health, why do you have so many pimples on your face? Sometimes your face is for others to see, but your body is uncomfortable. , healthy or not, but you know it yourself. Do you think I just want to see your face?"

Lu Haikong continued talking for a long time without stopping, "I went back and looked up some information. It is dangerous to have acne on this area of ​​your face. If you don't manage it, you may have an intracranial infection."

Chu Ge didn't hear clearly what the infection was. He kept thinking about one thing, and suddenly blurted out without thinking, "What did you say I don't mind at KTV that day?"

Lu Haikong suddenly stopped talking, his face was a little tense, and the knuckles of his hands holding the steering wheel were raised high. He pursed his lower lip, and he looked more serious, as if the person who kept talking just now was another person.

He frowned, and seemed to have made a decision, and said word by word, "Talk, chat."

"Huh?" Chu Ge was stunned for a moment, and quickly realized, "You asked me the other day if I mind if you talk too much?"

Lu Haikong nodded with this face, and looked at the road ahead without saying a word.

Chu Ge watched him pretending to be calm, but his hands trembled slightly because of nervousness, he sighed in his heart, after all, he couldn't bear it, "I don't mind, you can say whatever you want, but I have to sleep for a while, I stayed up very late last night."

After speaking, he leaned against the window and closed his eyes, planning to squint for a while, but he could feel the minds of the people around him suddenly relax.Maybe I still plan to criticize him for staying up late for a while, maybe seeing his tired face and swallowing the words that came to my lips.

Chu Ge thinks this chatter is quite cute sometimes.

In the past few days, he was working on a manuscript, and he slept very late at night. Now, Lu Haikong turned off the music in the car, and fell asleep even with the cold wind on.

He felt in a daze that the car had stopped, and Lu Haikong opened the car door to talk to a person.

That person said to Lu Haikong in a loud voice, "Hey, you are still alive and not dead."

Chu Ge thought to himself that this person must be rich, powerful, or capable, otherwise it would be difficult to live to such a long age.

Lu Haikong didn't mind, and said as if he was used to it, "No, thanks to your blessing."

The two talked again, Chu Gemi opened his eyes, and suddenly found himself covered with a small blanket with a red panda's head printed on it.

A little cute.

The car door was opened, and Lu Haikong said to him, "Don't talk nonsense when you see Dr. Liu later, you know?"

Chu Ge nodded, thinking that if he is not a child, how can he be ignorant?As a result, he was automatically slapped in the face as soon as he got out of the car. He was dumbfounded when he saw the white-haired old man in a Tang suit with a strong character in front of him.

"Old! Expert! Home!"

The "old expert" frowned, and quickly let go, with a smile on his face, "Did you go to the Central Hospital for an expert clinic, and that person still looks like me?"

Chu Ge nodded desperately, but he didn't expect that the other party was still a Mission Impossible!It's so smooth to play!

Lu Haikong was worried that Chu Ge had said the wrong thing, and Dr. Liu would be willful in refusing to treat him. Just as he was about to stop Chu Ge, he heard Dr. Liu clapping his hands and laughing loudly, "Hahahaha, I knew that old thing wouldn't be able to heal the disease, but in the end it wasn't Come to me?"

Lu Haikong whispered in his ear that Dr. Liu and the old expert are twins, one is practicing Chinese medicine and the other is studying Western medicine. Originally, the combination of Chinese and Western medicine is good for curative effect, but the two often have essential differences on the question of who is better in Chinese and Western medicine. It all ended in a verbal fight.After so many years of attacking each other, their medical skills have not improved as fast as their lip service.But the medical skills are also excellent, but the skill of the mouth is better.

Chu Ge made a mistake and was invited into the shop by Dr. Liu.

He looked around for a week before realizing that he might have already arrived in the suburbs. There are vegetation that can grow grass, leaves, and flowers in all directions. It is difficult to find the ones with long hair.It seems that if you take another step forward, you will be able to enter the torrent of time and space and return to the temple... It's a bit convenient, Chu Ge shivered.

Lu Haikong parked his car opposite the store, Chu Ge saw a plaque hanging in front of an antique courtyard, <Saixi Hall> after walking a few steps.

Chu Ge: ...how much hatred do you have?

"Hand." Dr. Liu said to Chu Ge while sitting on a square armchair.

Chu Ge stretched out his arm quickly, Dr. Liu felt his pulse for a while and then took a closer look at Chu Ge's face.

"Your problem is easy to solve. Endocrine disorders are generally fine when you get married. Although you two are male, the yin and yang are not harmonious enough. There is a saying that a lonely yin does not grow and a lonely yang does not grow, but it is not a big problem. Wouldn't it be good to have more activities at night?" After speaking, he gave Lu Haikong a small look.

Chu Ge: ...

Doesn’t Chinese medicine nowadays pay attention to conservatism?

I'm sorry, but I've dragged the entire Chinese medicine community into the water.

Lu Haikong glanced at Chu Ge, and explained, "We are not..."

"Okay, I don't know you yet?" The old Chinese doctor waved his hand and didn't look at him at all. Instead, he turned to Chu Ge, "Have you two done it? Let me tell you that this has to be done honestly. The five-fingered girl can't solve the fundamental problem. .Now that you are so open, how can you two hold back the young people nowadays."

Chu Ge blinked a few times, and asked tentatively, "Isn't the Five Finger girl also like that..."

The old Chinese doctor hated that iron could not become steel, "Why don't you get enlightened, baby? Do you think the people who make the film can feel the same as the people who watch the film?"

Chu Ge: ... Doctor, I don't really want to understand your analogy.

Dr. Liu did not continue, and asked after ordering the medicine, "Can you cook medicine? Do you have a casserole at home? Let me tell you that you can't use iron or aluminum pots for this."

Chu Ge knows how to make medicine, but he has zero personal experience. When he was about to buy a pot, Lu Haikong said, "Give me the medicine. Just do it."

Doctor Liu looked at Lu Haikong with approving eyes, a look in his eyes that you finally know each other, boy.

"It's enough to take it for a month." Dr. Liu sent the medicine to Lu Haikong, "There are still a few things to avoid, I guess you know it. Decoct three times, drink twice a day, morning and evening. Don't drink the last decoction , Wash your face with medicine dregs."

Lu Haikong asked Chu Ge to go back to the car first, and he didn't know what he said to the old Chinese doctor.Chu Ge received a call from Zhao Da on the way.

"Hey Chu Ge, don't forget to buy a mask when you come here. Yan Sheng insisted on having a few of us hold a masquerade ball. You said it's a toss-up, and you won't be allowed in without a mask." Zhao Da grumbled, "Fortunately, the little one Qiu went to the comic exhibition today to buy two masks, I will let you know first, don't forget."

Chu Ge hung up the phone, and after hearing that there was nothing unusual in Zhao Da's voice, he slowly relaxed.Now he stared at the medicine packet in his hand, thinking about the possibility of turning the paper it was wrapped in into a mask.

Lu Haikong walked over quickly, "The sun is so strong, why don't you get in the car and wait?"

"Wait, is there a Watson's on Chengmin Road in Huihui? Stop there for a while, it happens to be close to Lu Chong's house." Chu Ge suddenly said something wrong.

"Where are you going?" Lu Haikong put the medicine in the trunk.

"I'm going to buy a mask, and Yan Sheng is going to make a masquerade." Chu Ge rubbed his arms, feeling a bit sullen to say the words masquerade.

When they arrived at Chengmin Road, Chu Ge asked Lu Haikong to wait, and he entered Watsons and planned to make a quick decision. He must not have a word with the shopping guide.

"Hello, sir, do you need acne skin care products? Our facial cleanser is very effective, and there are also products for men's skin care. Look at your acne..."

"Do you have colored masks here?" Chu Ge asked quickly.

"There is a bamboo charcoal cleansing mask, buy one get one free now, sir, you really need it for acne..."

Chu Ge calculated the time. If it was half an hour, four would be enough for him. He put on the mask, paid the money and ran out.