My gay friend always thinks he is straight

Chu Ge was going crazy. Ever since his sister Chu Qiu was packaged and airdropped to City D, Chu Ge was not tested by the fire of his soul every day.In the last second, Chu Qiu was discussing dirty tricks in the entertainment industry with Chu Ge in the guest room. It seemed that he was obviously a funny comparison whose IQ had been crushed repeatedly.But as soon as he stepped out of the bedroom door, Chu Qiu suddenly changed into a face of a flower of Gaoling, looking extremely unattainable and air-conditioned!

After repeating this five times, Chu Ge tremblingly called his father and seriously asked if there was any history of mental illness in the family.

"Dad," Chu Ge choked up, "Tell me the truth, is my sister mentally ill? Let's take care of it if I'm sick, but I can't just give up."

"What are you talking about, brat, do you ever talk like that! How many times have I told you that you don't have good manners at such an adult?" Chu Qingtian said righteously, "Hurry up and call me Aaron Kwok!"

Chu Ge: "..."

It seems that neuropathy is a family inheritance.

Chu Qingtian hung up the phone, feeling a little confused.His son was sent to the temple since he was a child, so there was no need for him and his wife to worry about it.Although from time to time, relatives asked with concern, whether Chu Ge was abducted by human traffickers.A few who were particularly concerned even ran to the Internet to look for Chu Ge.

Chu Qingtian had no choice but to close the door with his wife and discuss seriously, and decided to unanimously declare that Chu Ge would go to a martial arts school in another place.After all, the fact that the son was kidnapped into the temple was too weird to be convincing.Later, the couple lived like empty nesters, which gave Chu Ge a soft and cute little dumpling.

Unexpectedly, Tuanzi learned how to transform when he was a teenager!

There is a sense of disaster that a cute red panda that has been raised for a long time suddenly turns into a monkfish!

I really miss Chu Ge practicing in the temple. He and his wife live in a world of two. Is it too urgent to send his daughter to the temple now?

Chu Ge, who also hung up the phone, was obviously more enlightened than blue.After searching around the female compatriots around him, Chu Ge resolutely prepared to call Fang Yuanyuan to ask how to have normal human dialogue and communication with adolescent girls.

Fang Yuanyuan obviously hasn't gotten up yet, and the voice who answered the phone was angry, "I don't sleep until four o'clock...Chu Ge, are you calling me so early to say goodbye to the world?"

Chu Ge looked up at the watch hanging in the living room, "It's still half an hour to twelve, are you planning to starve to death? But you should give up, the base is too big, even if the whole world is out of food, you can still be better than others Live two more months."

"Aww!" Fang Yuanyuan hammered the pillow vigorously, "Give me your fitness trainer's phone number! I want to be a new man!"

Chu Ge joked with Fang Yuanyuan for a while, and finally remembered what he wanted to ask, "Did you do anything unusual when you were in middle school, Yuanyuan?"

"Hmm..." Fang Yuanyuan thought for a moment and said, "I was chasing stars, but I gave up after a while."

As soon as Chu Ge heard that the other party was very experienced, he asked, "Did you sometimes be calm and sometimes fanatical when chasing stars?"

Fang Yuanyuan: "I'm not schizophrenic!"

Chu Ge: ...But my sister is!

Fang Yuanyuan said again, "You didn't call me just to ask me about my middle school days, did you? Let me tell you this trick is useless, I won't break you straight!"

Chu Ge directly confessed, "I have some obstacles in communicating with my sister recently. Don't you all come from the stage of adolescent girls? I can learn from you to make my sister develop in the direction of a goddess."

"Hey hey hey," Fang Yuanyuan said boldly, "you are very knowledgeable, boy! I appreciate your gay aesthetics like a fashion benchmark! It's not easy to understand the little girls' thoughts, and it's not easy to understand what your parents did to you back then. Copy all the tricks. The key is that you have to have the same topics as the current post-00s, so that she thinks you belong to their circle."

Chu Ge was surprised, "Do you want me to peek at her diary and break into the enemy?"

Fang Yuanyuan wanted to punch him through the mobile phone, "You are not a fool! Who writes a diary with you these days. And peeking at the diary, that is called an invasion of privacy, understand? Thankfully you are still a foreign language learner, you just Can't keep up with the agile pace of the times and quietly pay attention to her Weibo?"

Chu Ge asked, "How is that different from peeking at the diary?"

Fang Yuanyuan gave her a blank look, "There's a big difference. Peeking at the diary is called an invasion of privacy, but Weibo is a public platform. If she dares to write on it, she won't be afraid of others reading it."

Chu Ge felt very reasonable, "Why are you so experienced?"

Fang Yuanyuan was immediately discouraged, "I also have a bad brother, but now it's all right. I have all his posts, Weibo, Penguin and WeChat in my hands. Ha ha ha ha ha."

Chu Ge felt that his younger brother should be the one who was really upset. Having a god-like sister who was a program ape was a sin in his previous life.

After the two exchanged their experiences on raising bear children, Chu Ge immediately took out the tablet.Last night Chu Qiu felt that the computer was too big and inconvenient, and the phone screen was too small to be enjoyable. She snatched Chu Ge's tablet and played all night after her own tablet hadn't been updated.

Now it's finally time to give full play to the value of life!

Chu Ge found the browsing history, quickly took out his mobile phone to register on Weibo, and quietly followed Chu Qiu's Weibo.Then he sat on the sofa treacherously and began to rape a girl's inner dialogue.

[After drinking this pot: Aww!The master has handsome breasts and I have blood all over my face!I can lick this hand for a year!Handsome burst!Where are you going, Mr. Cherry? Hehehe, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof]

[After drinking this pot: Hahahaha, I am from my hometown, I miss you guys!Where are you going, Mr. Cherry? Tomorrow I will lose weight and not lose weight]

Chu Ge looked at Chu Qiu Aite's person, and felt that this person named [I will lose weight tomorrow is Wang] is really convincing. There are not many young people who are so honest and trustworthy these days.

But it seems that Chu Qiu's mood is not very high recently, is it because he didn't eat spicy chicken!

This is easy to solve, Chu Ge took out his mobile phone and ordered a takeaway.Because you from the stars were so popular some time ago, the fried chicken shops at the entrance of the community followed suit and changed their names.

[Fried chicken shop—you who are still orangutans: three fried chickens, one extra spicy, one spicy, and one abnormal spicy.Address: Building 22, xxx Community, Unit 2, Room 202.Name: Duanmu Xuanyuan]

After placing the order, Chu Ge continued to browse Chu Qiu's Weibo.Chu Ge didn't realize the truth of Chu Qiu's visit to City D until he saw a Weibo post.

[After drinking this pot: My dad has been asking me to buy lottery tickets on rainy days, what the hell is this? ]

Chu Ge: ...

Not long after, Chu Ge heard the sound of a mortise lock on the door.Looking up, Zhao Da shyly hid behind the door and glanced at the living room.

Chu Ge looked at Zhao Da who looked like a thief and said helplessly, "Chu Qiu, she is gone, come in quickly."

Zhao Dashui flashed in from the outside, and slammed the door shut with lightning speed.

Chu Ge: "Did a little girl scare you like this? Who would dare to ask you to be a fitness trainer?"

Zhao Dali said bluntly, "I'm a fitness trainer, not the FBI! You don't know how strong Chu Qiu is, it hurts so much when he hits me, and he even picks out the tender parts of my body."

Chu Ge glanced at him sideways, looked at Zhao Da's bulging tendons, and said, "Except for your tongue, I really didn't see any tenderness in your flesh."

Zhao Da pursed his mouth aggrievedly, and continued to complain to Chu Ge, "She is obviously a glutinous rice dumpling, so don't let me tell you! Do you think this is unreasonable between people?"

Chu Ge thought that his sister had a little problem, so he comforted Zhao Da, "Don't worry, I have found a solution. The reason she is so grumpy now is because she didn't eat spicy chicken!"

Zhao Da looked puzzled, "Why can you become angry if you can't eat spicy chicken? Is it spicy chicken or dynamite?"

"Don't little girls play petty temper when they don't get what they want?" Chu Ge explained as if she came over, "I'll just pay more attention to her in the future, but you deserve it. Once or twice, don't call me Chu." Qiu Nuomi Duanzi, you don't listen. You are addicted to shaking M after being beaten."

Zhao Da didn't know what to think of, and his cheeks were covered with layers of red.

Chu Ge rubbed his arms with aversion to cold, just as the takeaway arrived, Chu Ge went to get the takeaway while shaking his body.

Zhao Da came over and took a piece of fried chicken and put it in his mouth, "Oh! It's so spicy! Ahhhhhhh!"

Chu Ge looked at the perverted spicy box sympathetically, and gave Zhao Da a glass of cold water.

Gudong Gudong poured in half a glass of water, Zhao Dacai had the strength to take a few breaths, "With this level of spiciness, Chu Ge, do you dare to talk? Your pimples are turning red, so you don't have to risk your life to save your sister, right?"

"Isn't there still you?" Chu Ge rubbed his chin and looked at Zhao Da meaningfully.

Zhao shuddered in shock, took a few deep breaths, and went to the refrigerator to take out 1 liter of ice water like a strong man, "Come on! I won't give up this tongue today for my sister's sake!"

He whispered again, "It's a good thing I'm a 1, otherwise I wouldn't have sex..."

At a quarter past twelve, Chu Qiu returned home.

"Why does it smell like fried chicken?" Chu Qiu wrinkled his nose and looked at Chu Ge, "Didn't the doctor tell you to eat greasy food?"

"I bought it for you." Chu Ge quickly took the bag from Chu Qiu's hand.

"Don't touch my bag." Chu Qiu said coldly, "Why buy me fried chicken?"

"Don't you want to eat spicy chicken?" Chu Ge asked suspiciously.

Chu Qiu glanced at Chu Ge with a look of "the person on the other side has a virus bag in his brain", turned around and went back to the room, and closed the door with a bang.

Chu Ge and Zhao in the restaurant were left staring at each other with big eyes.

Zhao Da was still biting a chicken wing, and asked blankly, "What's wrong with spicy chicken?"

Chu Ge was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly said with grief, "I seem to suddenly understand something..."

Zhao Da asked inexplicably, "What do you understand? Why can't I understand what you said?"

Chu Ge picked up a perverted spicy chicken and stuffed it into Zhao Da's mouth, "Eat your spicy chicken well."

Zhao Da stared at Chu Ge in a daze, then suddenly covered his face shyly, "You rascal!"

Chu Ge: ...

You will understand by this time!Who is the rogue!