100 types of love

When Lin Yu came suddenly, Hai Yi was a little surprised at first, and then a little annoyed.

"What do I owe you?" Hai Yi turned his head and lowered his voice.

Over there, Lin Yu didn't say a word again, and continued to play with his mobile phone, as if nothing had happened just now, making Hai Yi think that he had either eardrums or brain inflammation.

"Young Master Lin, how are you?" Guan Xiaolin turned around and asked.At the back Duan Minghao climbed into the car stooping, then said with a smile: "That's right, she looks prettier than my wife's aunt just now."

Hai Yi tried not to laugh, Lin Yu leaned his head up, glanced at the two guys, and continued to entertain himself.

Except for the driver Zhang Ge, all the people in the car have been fighting night battles all year round. This time, starting at 7 o'clock, they are all supported by a burst of energy. Nest to make up for sleep.Hai Yi looked at the dead bodies in the car, and squinted his eyes, but when he opened his eyes again, the car had already arrived at the company.

When he entered, Yu Yue was standing at the door of AE's office, and rushed towards him as soon as he appeared.

"You're back, sister." Yu Yue's expression was exceptionally bright.

"Sister, you sister!" Haiyi almost vomited blood.

"Don't interrupt, tell the truth." Yu Yue turned a blind eye to Hai Yi's grief and indignation, and said in a deep voice, "I'm fertilized."

"Fuck!" After Hai Yi yelled, he hurriedly looked around, seeing that no one was paying attention, he dragged Yu Yue back to the foot of the wall, and whispered, "So fast?"

Yu Yue looked up at him with blank eyes, Haiyi stomped his feet.Fuck, you're still pretending to be confused with me.

"Just you and Lin Yu."

Yu Yue was stunned for a while, then leaned on him suddenly: "Master Lin!" As he spoke, he stepped on Hai Yi's instep, not giving him a chance to cover his feet and yelp, and strangled him again: "Old lady!" It's shocking, shocking, shocking!"

Hai Yi grabbed her arm and pulled it down, saving his own neck. He stared at Yu Yue for a while, then grinned and said, "Did he inseminate another woman?"

After he finished speaking, he jumped to the side to prevent Yu Yue from kicking unexpectedly, but Yu Yue just rolled his eyes.

"The project in Suzhou," Yu Yue's voice sounded particularly vicissitudes, "it's gone."

"No more?" Hai Yi staggered.

Shit, maybe it's because I choked on Party A's Liu Minhao last week, which made him angry?

Yu Yue nodded: "The boss is still pinching there."

Haiyi's heart was pounding, and he ran to the door of the boss's office, leaned close to the thick-armed door, and heard the boss's voice from inside: "What about the agreed monthly fee? What about the agreed performance?"

I don't know what was said on the other end of the phone, but the boss finally broke out with the sentence "give me the stars and the moon".Hai Yi was shocked to take two steps back, and sneaked back to Yu Yue resentfully, whispering, "Isn't anger one of the seven deadly sins of Christianity?"

Yu Yue glanced around and said in a low voice: "Damn, the one who rides the white horse doesn't have to be a prince, and the one who goes to church to drink wine doesn't have to be a Christian. The boss is there for socializing, do you understand?"

Hai Yi rubbed his brows: "All the real estate bosses have gone to church?"

Yu Yue shook his head, dropped "You're a rotten tree", and was about to walk away, but was grabbed by Haiyi.

"Don't call me younger sister from now on," Hai Yi said solemnly, "Don't be as boring as those bastards from Party A."

Yu Yue raised her eyebrows, smiled and left.

Not long after Hai Yi returned to the office, he realized that something was wrong around him. After looking around for a long time, he finally figured out what went wrong.

He stared at the man on the left seat from his hair to his toes for a long time. He saw that the man's right arm had grown grass. He turned around and waved and grinned: "Hi."

Hai Yi smiled, got up and shook hands with him: "Hello, hello, hello." After the other party shook hands with him in a hurry, Hai Yi said again: "Which project are you in charge of? Don't want me to have someone show you around?"

The resident of Party A looks quite young, and his position is probably not high, but it is Party A after all, and he is half of his parents.But which copywriting project is this, and how did he arrange this person's seat next to his own?

The man was stunned: "I, I don't have a project yet."

This time I was stunned to change the sea clothes, and the man went on to say: "I just came today, the company asked me to get acquainted, and hasn't sent me a project yet."

Hai Yi was still in a daze, thinking that he would actually send a bastard who didn't even know what his project was. This party A's 2B level was refreshed too fast, so fast that he couldn't keep up.

While they were in a stalemate, someone next to him suddenly called Hai Yi.Haiyi raised his head in response, and saw the team leader baring his teeth at him: "This is a new copywriter from our team, Xu Xiaofeng, if you have nothing to do, help me with it."

Hai Yi was stunned for a long while, then said "oh", turned around and pulled the man to sit down.He coughed in embarrassment, and said, "It's normal that I didn't have a project when I first came here. I have some work at hand. If you don't mind, I can help you..."

Xu Xiaofeng nodded hastily, and the task he gave was quickly started.Haiyi looked at him and was very moved.

He is very clever and has a good attitude. He especially likes to laugh. He feels very sunny and happy. He is not as soft as ordinary copywriters. He can definitely chat happily.The most important thing is that this is a man. In this copywriting office where yin and yang are in decline, Haiyi finally looks forward to the same kind.

The company has a newcomer, and the penguin group will give a welcome speech as usual. Haiyi looked at the sparse responses and felt that this was too shabby, so he planned to publish a few sentences to heat up the atmosphere. Halfway through, Yu Yue said in the group: "Warmly welcome the three o'clock water duo! Sister Haiyi, please feel sorry for Little Feng Didi."

Hai Yi leaned in, and just sent two full stops in the past, the group exploded all of a sudden.

Guan Xiaolin (XLtube): Brother Happy, you are the truth!

Duan Minghao (Duan Wangye): @余欢乐--post the evidence quickly.

Yu Yue (Yu Kaixin): Wait a minute, I'll look for it.

Hai Yi only scolded his mother in his heart, Yu Yue dawdled for a while, and then sent a screenshot.He took a closer look, and it was the chat records of the Suzhou project's WeChat group, where Liu Minhao said, "Let the designer change the font, the font is too ugly, sister."

Sister... Sister, you sister!

Guan Xiaolin made a rolling emoji, and Xu Xiaofeng next to him was really rolling on the floor clutching his stomach...

Duan Minghao (Prince Duan): Let him hail Han again (smirking expression) Who is your avatar in Haiyi?It seems to be a bit like Lin Shao.

Yu Yue (Yu Kaixin): Hai sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister, sister.

There was another group of people teasing at the bottom, Haiyi was bored enough, and he was about to close the chat window, and when he caught a glimpse of Duan Minghao's last sentence, his hand stopped suddenly.

He hesitated for a moment, and ran to the company's WeChat group to look for Lin Yu, but he couldn't find it for a long time. Then he remembered that this guy was lazy all day long, maybe he didn't bother to modify the group business card.He had no choice but to look for ones that were similar to his own profile picture, and finally found one with the same style of painting. When he clicked on the big picture, it was a fool.

"Damn." Hai Yi cursed secretly, "It's really late at the zoo."

That was clearly Lin Yu's own photo.Duan Minghao said "it looks a bit like Lin Shao", but he thought he was talking about the similarity of their heads.

"I just found out that your family Lin Yu looks like a bitch than you." If you hadn't taken off your clothes, you wouldn't be able to tell it was a man.

"So it fits me very well," Yu Yue twitched the corner of her mouth, "The harmony of yin and yang is just right." She said and snapped her fingers.

"Damn," Haiyi glanced at Yu Yue, "I found you are really handsome."

"Aren't you blind?" Yu Yue flicked her short hair.

"I can't tell it's a woman at all." Hai Yi made up his sword.

Yu Yue grabbed Haiyi's neck and said, "Where are you going to eat?" She was 1.7 meters tall and wore a pair of 1.8cm Martin boots, and she walked with the [-]-meter Haiyi, hooking her shoulders and back very easily.

Hai Yi was almost strangled by her, thought for a while, and said, "Let's just go to the Xinjiang restaurant last time."

The two of them tugged out of the company's gate, and a gust of cold wind immediately swung over like a big stick. Hai Yi turned his head and squinted his eyes. When he opened his eyes again, a dish of vegetables flashed into his vision.

He looked at Lin Yuanyuan who was standing by the gate with his hands clasped, and didn't know what to say.It was Yu Yue who came to his senses first, she followed his line of sight, raised her eyebrows and said, "Looking for you?"

Hai Yi paused, then smiled at Lin Yuanyuan, "Waiting for your brother?"

Yu Yue groaned, and Lin Yuanyuan smiled slightly: "Who's waiting for him? I'm here to find you."

Seeing her stomping her feet as she spoke, Hai Yi knew that it was freezing, but he couldn't express his concern clearly, so he said, "What a coincidence, we are going to eat hot pot, do you want to come together?"

Yu Yue next to him whispered "Hi", as if expressing her dissatisfaction with his self-assertion, but she probably also realized Hai Yi's intentions, so she didn't say anything more.

Lin Yuanyuan didn't know how long she stood in the wind, but she must have had enough cold, so she agreed without saying a word.The three of them took a taxi and arrived at the brightly lit snack street. At the end of the road, there was a hot pot restaurant.

The business of the hot pot restaurant is always green all year round, and when it's cold, people crowd in front of the stove. At this time, the restaurant looks like a scenic spot during the National Day holiday.Haiyi looked around for a long time, but couldn't even find a place to step down. Looking back at Lin Yuanyuan, he looked uncomfortable, obviously not used to the smell and crowds here.

He sighed secretly, glanced at the number plate on the wall, and said with a smile: "There are still about ten numbers ahead, this is the rhythm of starving babies, why don't we change?"

Yu Yue pointed to the water sign at the front desk: "Aren't there any cold dishes left? You can put some food first."

Haiyi held his forehead, and held back his swearing: "In this weather, don't you want to eat cold dishes?"

Before he could finish speaking, Yu Yue had already called the waiter to bring some small dishes over. The waiter looked at her with some embarrassment: "The dishes are fine, but there are no seats right now..."

Yu Yue waved his hand: "It's okay, we'll eat standing up." He pointed at the front desk and said, "Stand over there."

So Yu Yue led the way, Haiyi was behind the hall, and the three of them went straight to the front desk, waiting for a seat with a few cold dishes.In the end, it took more than ten minutes to wait, but seeing Lin Yuanyuan's face, Hai Yi obviously had enough patience.

Feeling uncomfortable after a meal of hot pot, Haiyi turned his head and looked helplessly at Yu Yue, who was pounced on by hungry wolves, then turned to Lin Yuanyuan who was facing him, and smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, if I knew it... next time I won't eat hot pot gone."

After he finished speaking, Lin Yuanyuan's eyes lit up, and then he realized that he had just said "next time", and cursed secretly in his heart.Over there, Lin Yuanyuan had put down her chopsticks and kept shaking her head and laughing: "It's okay, we can eat anything with you..."

Yu Yue next to her suddenly coughed, followed by an earth-shattering cough, Haiyi patted her back to calm her down, looked up and saw Lin Yuanyuan's wet eyes, and her heart skipped a beat.

"You two have such a good relationship." Lin Yuanyuan smiled reluctantly.

"That's right." Yu Yue breathed a sigh of relief, and put his arm around Hai Yi's shoulders, "How many years have we been friends?"

Lin Yuanyuan's eyes dimmed, she lowered her head without making a sound, Haiyi almost looked up at the sky, but luckily a topic emerged in time: "I think you can eat spicy food, not the same as your brother."

Lin Yuanyuan's expression turned pale, and she nodded with a smile: "I'm like my father, I don't like anything spicy, my brother is like my mother, I can't touch any spicy taste."

Hai Yi let out an oh, thinking that it's no wonder Lin Yu put on a bad face that day, and Lin Yuanyuan said again: "By the way, everyone in your company should know about it, right?"

"Know what?" Yu Yue stuffed his hairy stomach with chopsticks.

"My brother can't eat spicy food." Lin Yuanyuan's eyes widened. "Not only can't eat it, but he will even be allergic to the smell of spicy oil."

"So powerful?" Yu Yue paused, "So serious?"

"Well, odor molecules can be transmitted through the air." After Lin Yuanyuan said this, she looked at Hai Yi and said, "What's wrong with you? You look so bad, are you feeling unwell?"

Haiyi lowered his eyes to avoid her concerned gaze, waved his hands and smiled, "I'm fine. You mean, your brother will be allergic when he smells spicy oil?"

Lin Yuanyuan nodded suspiciously, Haiyi hurriedly changed the topic: "The dishes are all finished, I'll order some more."

After he finished speaking, he got up and called the waiter, and added a few more dishes, but then he couldn't eat it.Yu Yue ate happily as usual, and even packed a set meal when he arrived, saying that he would go back and abuse his roommate.

Haiyi sent the two girls to the taxi, feeling restless, and wanted to go back to sleep and relax.When bidding farewell to Lin Yuanyuan, the girl seemed to have something else to say to him, but he pretended not to see it, and hurriedly asked the driver to drive.

When he got home, his heart was still pounding, and he didn't know what was going on.The reason for running away from Lin Yuanyuan just now was not to escape from Lin Yuanyuan as before, but...

Although the brothers and sisters of the Lin family are twins, it is probably due to fraternal twins. No matter the facial features or body shape of the two, there is no trace of twins.As the name suggests, Lin Yuanyuan has a round face and looks beautiful and cute. Lin Yu has the kind of awl face that can only be seen in comics. Her eyes, nose and mouth look very demonic. It is estimated that her appearance is more influenced by her matrilineal family. .

But just like these two people, Hai Yi vaguely saw the figure of his younger brother from his older sister...

When Hai Yi saw Lin Yuanyuan now, he would think of the phrase "You owe me one more time", and the steam that sprayed in his ears when Lin Yu said this.

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The next day, as soon as Haiyi arrived at the company, Xu Xiaofeng grabbed his shoulders.

"Brother One, it's been windy these two days, you'd better not go out."

Seeing that he was serious about what he said, Hai Yi couldn't help being amused: "Why? Did you get stabbed outside?"

Xu Xiaofeng hugged him affectionately: "You are such a national treasure, if you blow it into other people's arms, they will not return it."

Haiyi was stunned for a moment, and gave him a shudder: "Damn, scold me for having panda eyes!" He rubbed the dark circles under his eyes that were formed last night.

Xu Xiaofeng quickly waved his hands: "How can you? You are a baby, you don't need panda eyes!"

Hai Yi laughed: "Okay, can you ask me for something?"

Xu Xiaofeng smiled, and sat down with his arms around the sea clothes: "Brother One~~~"

"Damn, let the fart go!" Haiyi was disgusted by his vibrato.

"First brother, first brother," Xu Xiaofeng hugged his thigh quickly, "I heard that you are very familiar with Yu Kaixin from the customer department."

Hai Yi mumbled, "Mmm."

"That, that..." Xu Xiaofeng held back for a long time, and when Haiyi's evil fire was about to erupt, he whispered, "Yu Kaixin is so gentle, I really want to be friends with her..."

Only then did Haiyi understand, she almost laughed out loud, and after a long time she recovered, "Just her? Gentle?"

Seeing Xu Xiaofeng's watery eyes—oh no, lecherous eyes looking at him innocently, Hai Yi almost slapped him: "You should give up on this, Yu Yue has a boyfriend."

After saying this, he felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.After a long while, he suddenly felt someone pat on the back, turned his head and saw that Xu Xiaofeng was looking at him: "So that's how it is."

"So what?" Seeing his sympathetic face, Haiyi was simply inexplicable.

"Don't worry, I won't tell Yu Kaixin." Xu Xiaofeng patted his chest, "You and her can continue to be good Chinese girlfriends."

Hai Yi suddenly thought of something, and his heart beat suddenly.

"We're not ashamed, brother one." Xu Xiaofeng patted him again, "It's not shameful to fall in love with a girlfriend, and you are a beast if you fall in love with a girlfriend."

Hai Yi was listening to his word games in a daze, unable to distinguish the accents he changed, and only felt a violent storm in his heart.

He suddenly remembered that when he said the words that made Xu Xiaofeng give up, Lin Yu's face suddenly flashed across his mind, and then his heart felt a dull pain.

What the hell happened to him?

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My god, I just took the test at station B, and the result screen with a score of 92 suddenly flicked...