Lotus Shou Diary

201X.5.19

There are still three days, hahahahaha...cough cough cough.

In the past few days, I have given myself a full-body SPA, and at the same time, I have given my pig one. It may think that I shave the pig hair for it to eat it, so it screams miserably.

In the past few days, there was a rumor in the community, called: the tragic pig cry at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.

Some people even invite monks to practice.

You ask me why I shave my brother at midnight?

Just kidding, how can I let others see me remove the hair of pigs by myself? ?

Where is the face? ?

Heitu was silent for a long time, and said to me: "Don't you have a face when you raise pigs on the roof? You always forget to shovel shit..."

In the end, he was about to cry.

Well, I am sincerely sorry to you.

Having said that, Heitu seems to be very busy these two days, and the domineering president sometimes suspends business, so he hangs around at home every day, watching the news broadcast and pretending to be deep. In fact, I don't think he can finish this episode in a lifetime.

I'm clearing out the mailboxes and trunks downstairs and I know there will be tons of presents arriving in three days and I'm making room for them, as I've done in the past...  

Hey, have I done this before?

The water gun in the garden was gasping for breath, as if it was about to cough up a mouthful of old phlegm in the next second. The pig brother on the roof snorted. When I raised my head subconsciously, it finally spewed water out of control. Immediately became a drowned rat.

When Heitu saw me, he immediately raised his hand and the book in his hand high to avoid being thrown by me.

"what happened to you?"

I said angrily: "Ask your gun!"

Heitu couldn't help but look down.

Stinking rogue!

I rushed into the bathroom and started to take off my clothes. Heitu wrapped me up from behind with a big towel. His embrace was wide and warm. My mind was blank. Many things were about to break out of the ground but never appeared.

Heitu kissed my neck, then bit my earlobe, and mumbled, "Don't be angry."

Wait a minute... Why is this style of painting a bit like the style of the small hard disk video I bought back 250 yuan ago.

I was a little excited, thinking of the 24K pure gold Duralas in the drawer, and the little picture that just popped out disappeared.

Heitu turned me around, met my shining eyes, was stunned for a moment, then coughed, tightened the blanket for me, couldn't even hook the corners of his mouth, and said: "Don't catch a cold."

Hey, where is your domineering president!

"Has this happened before?" I asked.

You and me, before I became a lotus flower.

The diamond earrings of Hearts and Arrows on Heitu's ears were shining, and he said with difficulty: "Who knows, so many years have passed."

Yes, over the years, you have changed from a good student to a killer.

And I became a lotus flower subject, and I have to go through the bloody process in a few days.

Damn, it's a tough day.

I felt deeply sympathetic, and offered a hug to us who were suffering from the same disease, and I patted his generous back.

"Then I wish you all the best, peace and joy in the new year in advance."

Why not bless Heitu on his birthday?Because I have to go to the hospital!

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Remarks for Lianhuashou: There are three days left before the climax of the plot.

PS: I am really reluctant, although in terms of setting, he is a scumbag.

The author has something to say: The ninth rule of lotus receiving: no matter when, you will be reluctant.