Master Jin is as sweet as honey

Zheng Jian woke up leisurely, moved his body with his eyes closed, and suddenly felt a hard and warm thing sticking to the sore place between his buttocks, his hairs stood on end in fright, and he stretched out his legs and kicked.

"what!"

"Ah! Crack!"

Two sounds came out at the same time. The first sound was the scream caused by Zheng Jian kicking too far and pulling it to an overused place, and the latter sound came from the ground.

Zheng Jian was lying on the bedside, and looked with his head. Bai Shuning was lying on the ground, rubbing the back of his painful head, and looking at him helplessly.

The memory flowed backwards, what happened last night flashed through Zheng Jian's mind one by one like a movie.He remembered who kissed first, who took off his clothes first, and who was crushed under him and released flowers.

Just because I remember, it is not easy to attack.

He picked up the quilt that rolled out of bed with Bai Shuning, and covered himself.Zheng Jian felt that it was not enough, so he hugged the quilt and rolled around again, until he surrounded himself into a huge cocoon, and then pretended to cough a few times: "Then what, Xiao Baibai, who is the gold master?"

Bai Shuning stood up, wanting to crawl on the bed, but he shook back and forth the thing that could be called a huge thing even in a sleepy state.

Zheng Jian, who was lying on the bed, subconsciously wanted to cover his buttocks, but abruptly changed to straightening his arms, making a forbidden movement, and Bai Shuning had to sit cross-legged on the ground.He is simply tall, sitting on the ground just looking at Zheng Jian who is lying on his side: "You."

"Look, you also know. Since I am the sponsor, I will do it if I want to do it. Right?" Zheng Jianyu's earnest appearance is like a teaching director who teaches disobedient students, "Forget it this time, Don't mess around next time."

A row of dark red hickey marks was left on the only beautiful collarbone that was exposed, and the lips were slightly swollen from excessive kissing.Such a beautiful and delicious patron made Bai Shuning purse his lips, lick his lips, and finally nodded and said, "Okay, I will pay attention next time."

If Zheng Jian is so obedient, it will be even more difficult for Zheng Jian to get angry. Although he has the right to be furious when the starlet he raised has sex with him, but he really talked too much under Bai Shuning last night. No confidence to attack.

When he saw Bai Shuning, Zheng Jian was startled by the pain in his butt, and quickly moved away, waving his hands again and again: "It's good if you know, go out and get dressed."

Bai Shuning stood up, and Zheng Jian, who was caught off guard, once again looked directly at the big bird that almost made his ass bloom.

Bai Shuning turned around, the big bird swayed, Zheng Jian's face blushed involuntarily, how did he manage to be so happy last night, shouldn't it be the pain?

Bai Shuning, who had already reached the door, suddenly turned around and called out, "Zheng Jian."

Zheng Jian, who was out of his body lying on the bed, tilted his head to look at him in a daze: "Huh?"

Bai Shuning curled the corner of his mouth: "You are a little angel."

Zheng Jian looked at him strangely: "What the hell! I am the patron!"

"Yes, yes. You are my little golden pig." Bai Shuning laughed out loud, "I like you."

After finishing speaking, he strode out, leaving Zheng Jian lying on the bed alone and nodding, "It's not too bad. Ah?! What did you say? Come back and explain clearly! I confessed my love to Lao Tzu, thinking that I would not Blame you? No way!!!"

There was no sign of Bai Shuning in the room long ago, Zheng Jian rolled around on the bed wrapped in a quilt, comforting himself for a long time, but he couldn't get over it.He is the gold master, how could he be raped?It's all Jiang Sheng's fault!

The more he thought about it, the more aggrieved Zheng Jian picked up his mobile phone and called Jiang Sheng. As soon as the call was connected, he opened his mouth and yelled cursingly: "It's all your fault! You bastard Jiang Gousheng said I want a starlet, so you have to give it to me!" I'm an uncle, it's okay now, you pay me!"

Jiang Sheng was baffled by this string of nonsensical words, and Zheng Jian didn't even have time to correct him by calling him Jiang Gousheng, so he asked instead, "What am I going to pay you for?"

Pay me for the lost chrysanthemum!

Zheng Jian couldn't utter these words. After holding back for a long time, he could only utter one word: "Fuck!"

"What the hell?" Jiang Sheng couldn't understand anymore, "What's the meaning of being so angry in the morning, was Xiao Baibai fucked?"

Zheng Jian was taken aback, and immediately retorted: "You're the one who got fucked by Xiaobaibai!" Then he quickly cut off the phone, buried his face in the pillow depressedly and howled for a long time.

Frustrated and with pain in his butt, Zheng Jian didn't want to get up at all, and stayed in bed for several hours.

Bai Shuning came in and asked him where he wanted to eat, and Zheng Jian, who hid his head under the quilt, said fiercely, "I! No! Eat!"

Bai Shuning sighed softly, as if regretting something: "I specially made dumplings that you like, do you really want to eat them?"

"..." Zheng Jian paused, and the heaven and man fought for a while, "What's the matter?"

"Acacia flower meat stuffing."

Zheng Jian poked his head out from under the quilt with a grunt, and with his messy hair on his head, he asked in surprise, "Can Sophora japonica flowers still be eaten?"

"Yes." Bai Shuning said again, "There are a few pagoda trees in the park near the neighborhood. I picked some when I passed by yesterday."

Zheng Jian squinted at him, and said indifferently: "Did I short your living expenses, or what, I was so poor that I started eating flowers in the park."

"It's not a question of money. Many people pick it. Sophora japonica flowers don't bloom for a long time, and they will fall off soon. It's not only delicious for making dumplings, but also delicious for making cakes. There is a slight sweetness in the food made , with a bit of floral fragrance." At the end, the corners of Bai Shuning's mouth curled up.

Zheng Jian had never eaten it before, but he couldn't help swallowing his saliva just after hearing his simple description: "It's not easy to make a dumpling. Seeing how hard you introduced it, I will reluctantly eat a few."

Throwing off the quilt to get up, she found Bai Shuning standing upright at the door.Zheng Jian didn't have any clothes on, and he was embarrassed to say so, so he hummed bossily: "What are you doing here, why don't you hurry up and help me fill the dumplings."

Putting on home clothes, after washing up, the handsome Lord Jin came to the dining table after dressing himself up.

Bai Shuning was already seated, and there were two bowls of dumplings, two small saucers of vinegar, and a few light stir-fried dishes on the dining table.

Bai Shuning greeted: "Come and eat, it's going to be cold later."

Zheng Jian glanced at the extra cushion on his chair for no reason, took out his mobile phone and took wild photos of the dishes on the table, pretending to be angry and said: "Don't think that I will forget about this after cooking a good table. .”

Bai Shuning looked at him with a smile: "What's the matter?"

Playing a fool with yourself!

"You know it in your heart." Zheng Jian snorted, took a bite of the Sophora japonica dumplings that he had been curious about for a long time, his face kept flashing with amazement, he ate five in a row, chewed slowly with puffed cheeks, and took a picture with his mobile phone at the same time I bit off a corner of the dumpling by myself, and then picked out some Sophora japonica petals with chopsticks and arranged them for shooting.

Seeing that he had eaten all the dumplings in his mouth, Bai Shuning handed him half a bowl of cold dumpling soup.

Zheng Jian was being waited on by him, and he guessed that this man had realized the heinous crime he had committed, so he walked around him for a while.

After the meal, Bai Shuning had an announcement to attend, and Zheng Jian stayed on the sofa as usual.

After lying down all afternoon, just as his butt felt a lot better, Jiang Sheng called.

Throwing the phone on the sofa, Zheng Jian leaned his ear on the screen, "Hello? What's the matter?"

Jiang Sheng's high-spirited voice came over: "No waves at night!"

"Lang Lang Lang!" After saying the word "Lang Lang Lang" three times in a row, Zheng Jian held his buttocks and jumped up, "What time, where, talk, talk, talk!"

Dressed handsomely, Zheng Jian went to the appointment as scheduled, opened the door of the box, and the biggest box was full of people.Familiar friends and foxes are all accompanied by companions. Many men and women are familiar. Zheng Jian has more or less seen them on TV several times.

As soon as Jiang Sheng saw him, he immediately waved to him: "Ah Jian, come here and sit here."

Zheng Jian sat down and scanned the people in the box. Those little stars all had spring in the corners of their eyes, and the gold masters with a word wrapped around them looked like they were overwhelmed.

Jiang Sheng put his arms around his shoulders and asked, "Why don't you bring Xiao Baibai?"

Zheng Jian said unhappily: "Hmph, who cares about taking him."

Jiang Sheng asked gossipingly, "Have you had a fight?"

"No."

"What did he ask you too much?"

After being reminded by him, Zheng Jian suddenly discovered that Bai Shuning had never asked him anything: "Neither."

Jiang Sheng was puzzled, "What's the matter with being so angry this morning?"

Zheng Jian shook his head: "It's okay, it's over."

"Yeah, I've eaten all the Sophora japonica dumplings, so I should let go of my anger." Seeing that Zheng Jian didn't want to continue the topic, Jiang Sheng stopped asking, and changed his tone, "Look, although I don't know what caused it. You’re not happy, but tonight’s game was specially organized for you, so it’s an apology to you. Are you enough buddies?”

Zheng Jian gave a thumbs up: "Enough!" There was still a long list of words swallowed in his stomach, but he didn't say it.

Glancing at the new female celebrity next to Jiang Sheng, Zheng Jian growled silently: Enough for your sister!And what the hell I'm alone.People are all pressure stars, why should I be pressured!unfair! ! !

The baby feels bitter, but the baby doesn't say anything.

Thousands of words turned into wine in the glass, Zheng Jian picked up the wine glass on the table, and poured down a glass full of sad wine.

Jiang Sheng finally noticed something was wrong after he drank the third cup: "What's wrong?"

Zheng Jian shook his head, and only said four words: "Drink with me!"

Jiang Sheng held up his wine glass: "Okay!" A good friend who grew up wearing a pair of pants, risked his life to accompany Junzi.

Everyone else was having a super high, and they both were drinking very high.

After the show ended, Zheng Jian, who was in a daze, returned home, kicked open the door of the guest room, and roared angrily, "Master, I want to fuck you!"

Bai Shuning raised his head, closed the book in his hand, lifted the quilt and got off the bed, taking off his home clothes while walking: "Okay."

【Small Theater-Zheng Mengmeng's Circle of Friends】

Zheng Jian: Can Huaihua dumplings make up for the mistakes made?The answer is of course no! [Image] [image]

? ?Mother Zheng, Zheng Qin, Jiang Sheng, ABCDE...

Father Zheng: Don't eat it if you can't, use it to honor me!

Mother Zheng: What's wrong?Who bullied my A-Jian?

Zheng Jian replied to Zheng's mother: It's okay, mom, don't worry, I have already taught him a lesson.

Jiang Sheng: What bad thing did Xiao Baibai do?

Zheng Jian replied to Jiang Sheng: I don't want to talk to you.

Hupenggouyou D: Sophora japonica can be eaten? ? ?

Zheng Qin: There are two pagoda trees downstairs in the company. If you need them, you can take them, but you have to exchange them with dumplings.

Mother Zheng replied to Zheng Qin: Boss, do you want to eat too?Mom will send someone to pick it up and send it to you later.

Zheng Qin replied to Zheng's mother: Thank you, Mom.

Father Zheng replied to Mother Zheng: Do you have Sophora japonica dumplings tonight?

Mother Zheng replied to Father Zheng: It's nothing to do with you.

Father Zheng replied to Mother Zheng: Divorce!

Zheng's mother replied to Zheng's father: leave as soon as you leave.

Father Zheng replied to Mother Zheng: Wife!I was wrong!Quickly open the door and listen to my explanation...

Father Zheng replied to Zheng Jian: It's all the fault of your unfilial son!

Father Zheng replied to Zheng Qin: And you! ! !

Zheng Jian replied to Zheng's mother: Mom, let's get a divorce, my brother and I will support you.

Zheng's father replied to Zheng's mother: Why is it always me who gets hurt? What did I do wrong? Don't tell me you don't understand my true feelings [crying loudly]